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Desmond Stamos
ticketed for
Bitching
by
Gomez Penelope McMaster
0
points
Mr. Fisting
ticketed for
being a monkey and having a very crass name
by
The Devil
0
points
Doctor McNinja
ticketed for
Attempting to break into robotics as a cliche
by
Smoke Zimmer
0
points
Geddat Fuk Endisk
ticketed for
Sec are not shitty
by
Gomez Penelope McMaster
0
points
Buttbot
ticketed for
Mocking an officer
by
Gomez Penelope McMaster
0
points
Senzangakhona Kajama
ticketed for
Farting in an enclosed space
by
Gomez Penelope McMaster
0
points
Unrestrained monkey
ticketed for
YOU SHOULD BE RESTRAINED
by
Gomez Penelope McMaster
0
points
Bartender
ticketed for
Guns are not drinks. Russian or otherwise
by
Gomez Penelope McMaster
0
points
Rastus Margaret
ticketed for
failing to do stupid suicidal shit when instructed
by
The Devil
0
points
Raze Mead
ticketed for
Disrespect for the law
by
Gomez Penelope McMaster
0
points
Rastus Margaret
ticketed for
being a lousy roboticist. I DO NOT SEE ANY ROBOTTING RASTUS
by
The Devil
0
points
Rastus Margaret
ticketed for
making me write all these fucking tickets. I AM LAZY
by
The Devil
0
points
Genetics
ticketed for
Loose monkey
by
Gomez Penelope McMaster
0
points
Rastus Margaret
ticketed for
failing to take possession of official cautions
by
The Devil
0
points
Mulebot
ticketed for
Obstruction of hallway
by
Gomez Penelope McMaster
0
points
Rastus Margaret
ticketed for
being trapped in the test chamber like an imbecile
by
The Devil
0
points
Rastus Margaret
ticketed for
being covered in goddamn blood
by
The Devil
0
points
Rastus Margaret
ticketed for
being fucking obsessed with synthflesh
by
The Devil
0
points
Rastus Margaret
ticketed for
terrible spelling
by
The Devil
0
points
Rastus Margaret
ticketed for
being really shit at answering questions
by
The Devil
0
points
Corey Mcmullen
ticketed for
Untidy workspace. Close that crate
by
Gomez Penelope McMaster
0
points
Rastus Margaret
ticketed for
being SUSPICIOUS AS FUCK
by
The Devil
0
points
Detective
ticketed for
No tags on buttbot
by
Gomez Penelope McMaster
0
points
Rastus Margaret
ticketed for
being a big moron
by
The Devil
0
points
Raze Mead
ticketed for
Farting without a permit
by
Gomez Penelope McMaster
0
points
Raze Mead
ticketed for
Mopping without a sign
by
Gomez Penelope McMaster
0
points
The Devil
ticketed for
tampering with the laws of physics in order to issue tickets
by
The Devil
1
points
Eric Vaillancourt
ticketed for
modifying his PDA to issue tickets without proper authorization
by
Eric Vaillancourt
0
points
Yung Mi Young
ticketed for
STERN LOOK. I AM NOT A WOMAN
by
Sundance Feely
0
points
Mathais Cristopher and Isaac
ticketed for
Being Dumb Braindeads
by
Xavier Bestmin
0
points
Some jerk
ticketed for
Taking all the sec equipment
by
Xavier Bestmin
0
points
Stubart Bubton
ticketed for
Making the escape shuttle a happier place.
by
Mr. Melonbake
0
points
Stubart Bubton
ticketed for
making a terrible mess by cleaning up
by
Ken Klepto
3
points
Pod I-676
ticketed for
Being green, that's totally out of fashion man.
by
Mr. Melonbake
0
points
Beethoven
ticketed for
simulating Beethoven wrong, he lost his hearing, not his arms
by
Ken Klepto
0
points
Sethe Butte
ticketed for
Stinking the place up, you goddamn smoker.
by
Mr. Melonbake
0
points
Stubart Bubton
ticketed for
Clean as fuck, good job
by
Chunk Punkman
0
points
Charles Derp
ticketed for
Hating owls so goddamn much. See a psychologist man.
by
Mr. Melonbake
0
points
Mr. Melonbake
ticketed for
Handsome Devil
by
Chunk Punkman
0
points
Seth Kelly
ticketed for
slipping up on his daring escape
by
Ken Klepto
0
points
Shrub
ticketed for
Being Red as the night, like a warning light
by
Chunk Punkman
0
points
Ruthie Singh
ticketed for
Loitering
by
Chunk Punkman
0
points
Seth Kelly
ticketed for
Is an Owl
by
Chunk Punkman
0
points
Short Straw
ticketed for
wasting valuable security resources on a wild goose hunt for a very green toolbox
by
Ken Klepto
0
points
Rick Auman
ticketed for
Opportunistic slap on a distracted security officer.
by
Wayland Jimmys
0
points
Whoever the barman is
ticketed for
Not giving me my drinks.
by
Wayland Jimmys
0
points
Issac Fisher
ticketed for
Being overly prepared, and wearing a gaudy emergency suit.
by
Wayland Jimmys
0
points
Scott Graves
ticketed for
Demanding my shoes, in a threatening manner
by
Francis Thomson
0
points
Scott Graves
ticketed for
Looking cooler than a security officer.
by
Wayland Jimmys
0
points
Adam Holdeman
ticketed for
Being rude to the HoP
by
Friendly Stabb
-1
points
Geddat Fuk Endisk
ticketed for
Get a job you lawless hobo
by
The Pooch
0
points
Rob Injun
ticketed for
being braindead
by
Rob Injun
0
points
Devin Jowers
ticketed for
Public drunkedness
by
Rob Injun
0
points
Unknown alcoholic
ticketed for
littering and public drinking
by
Rob Injun
0
points
Khalil Swarner
ticketed for
Doing the opposite of what a Janitor should be doing.
by
Derek Love
0
points
Khalil Swarner
ticketed for
Loitering.
by
Derek Love
0
points
Khalil Swarner
ticketed for
Littering.
by
Derek Love
0
points
Zso Sahaal
ticketed for
Speaking in some foreign gobbledygook
by
Kramer Lexington
0
points
Kevin Misbery
ticketed for
Bleeding on my damned floor
by
Kramer Lexington
0
points
Explosion
ticketed for
Impeding Ryder Sagan's cleaning duties.
by
Kramer Lexington
0
points
Ryder Sagan
ticketed for
Allowing explosion to impede cleaning duties.
by
Kramer Lexington
0
points
Ensigh Daeren
ticketed for
Failure to follow wet floor safety procedures
by
Kramer Lexington
0
points
Laurence Sykes
ticketed for
Failure to follow wet floor safety procedures
by
Kramer Lexington
0
points
Avalon Pearsall
ticketed for
Failure to recognize floor safety procedures.
by
Kramer Lexington
0
points
Ryder Sagan
ticketed for
Unsafe cleaning practices
by
Kramer Lexington
0
points
lawrence Thrisskeep
ticketed for
Misappropriation of handcuffs
by
Prospector Pete
0
points
Zander Martin
ticketed for
Spontaneous combustion without permit
by
Prospector Pete
0
points
Marcus Faqua
ticketed for
stealing our hearts
by
Prospector Pete
0
points
Prospector Pete
ticketed for
Being a smooth badass
by
Prospector Pete
0
points
Cherri Cakecups
ticketed for
Body on fire (safety violation)
by
Prospector Pete
0
points
Cherri Cakecups
ticketed for
Not accepting trade of security PDA (with ticket capabilities) for emag
by
Prospector Pete
0
points
Cherri Cakecups
ticketed for
Having a dumb name
by
Prospector Pete
0
points
Amusing Duck
ticketed for
not enough quacky
by
Julius Lester
0
points
Syndicate Operatives
ticketed for
assaulting the station without express permission of either Nanotrasen or CentCom.
by
John Johnson
0
points
Ric Flair
ticketed for
sending the crew into an unprovoked panic over a Syndicate assault.
by
John Johnson
0
points
John Johnson
ticketed for
Making bold assumptions about his fellow officer.
by
Wayland Jimmys
0
points
Wayland Jimmys
ticketed for
aggresively taking a stun baton before sunglasses. Are you here to PROTECT or SEVER?!
by
John Johnson
0
points
Israel Thomas
ticketed for
shaking his ass in a no ass-shaking zone.
by
Charles Derp
0
points
Cassord Demetyev
ticketed for
Use of Vile language in the presence of a station head.
by
Dirk Gently
0
points
Sailor Dave
ticketed for
complaining about being brigged for having a mindslave
by
Isaac Kirkhope
0
points
Kitty Space Marine
ticketed for
General disgrace to the uniform, to the service, and to the Nanotrasen Corporation.
by
Neddy Seagoon
0
points
Wizard
ticketed for
KJilling me when I was issuing a ticket
by
Xavier Bestmin
0
points
NanoTrasen
ticketed for
Not supplying an
by
Xavier Bestmin
0
points
Syn Elderly
ticketed for
Being a terrible security
by
Syd Enderly
0
points
Zayden Anderson
ticketed for
Dying before I could free you, so I could kill you
by
Syd Enderly
-1
points
Zayden Anderson
ticketed for
hiding like a coward
by
Syd Enderly
-1
points
VOX
ticketed for
Threatening the station and the clown
by
Syd Enderly
0
points
Cyborg Rho-91
ticketed for
Asshat fucking alm ost killed me
by
Kevin Kevinson
0
points
Alicia the fucking monkey
ticketed for
Asshole pushed me PREPAIR TO DIE!
by
Kevin Kevinson
0
points
Lorenzo Gronko
ticketed for
Partied too early
by
Byron Orpheus
0
points
Bazooka Tooth
ticketed for
Cutting in line like an entitled asshole.
by
Kevin Kevinson
0
points
Angelo Mansbury
ticketed for
Using escape pod
by
Angelo Mansbury
0
points
Vodka
ticketed for
Being empty
by
Angelo Mansbury
0
points
The Clown
ticketed for
Being a shithead
by
Sundance Feely
0
points
Shitty Bill
ticketed for
For being to shitty at the bar
by
Dmintri Le Canadian
0
points
Isaac Kirkhope
ticketed for
For commiting suicide while being the hero
by
Dmintri Le Canadian
1
points
Wiztoria Steele
ticketed for
Smelling like hogwarts
by
Max Otto
0
points
Clearly a Kelchovia spy
ticketed for
No passport, no worker's pass, no valid permits. Shameful!
by
Weedlorde Bonerhitler
0
points
Dr. Katznelson
ticketed for
being a traitor! I found your PDA out here, you jerk!
by
Dr. Katznelson
0
points
Faffobot
ticketed for
hellish mechanical screaming
by
The Devil
0
points
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