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Desmond Stamos ticketed for Bitching by Gomez Penelope McMaster 0 points
Mr. Fisting ticketed for being a monkey and having a very crass name by The Devil 0 points
Doctor McNinja ticketed for Attempting to break into robotics as a cliche by Smoke Zimmer 0 points
Geddat Fuk Endisk ticketed for Sec are not shitty by Gomez Penelope McMaster 0 points
Buttbot ticketed for Mocking an officer by Gomez Penelope McMaster 0 points
Senzangakhona Kajama ticketed for Farting in an enclosed space by Gomez Penelope McMaster 0 points
Unrestrained monkey ticketed for YOU SHOULD BE RESTRAINED by Gomez Penelope McMaster 0 points
Bartender ticketed for Guns are not drinks. Russian or otherwise by Gomez Penelope McMaster 0 points
Rastus Margaret ticketed for failing to do stupid suicidal shit when instructed by The Devil 0 points
Raze Mead ticketed for Disrespect for the law by Gomez Penelope McMaster 0 points
Rastus Margaret ticketed for being a lousy roboticist. I DO NOT SEE ANY ROBOTTING RASTUS by The Devil 0 points
Rastus Margaret ticketed for making me write all these fucking tickets. I AM LAZY by The Devil 0 points
Genetics ticketed for Loose monkey by Gomez Penelope McMaster 0 points
Rastus Margaret ticketed for failing to take possession of official cautions by The Devil 0 points
Mulebot ticketed for Obstruction of hallway by Gomez Penelope McMaster 0 points
Rastus Margaret ticketed for being trapped in the test chamber like an imbecile by The Devil 0 points
Rastus Margaret ticketed for being covered in goddamn blood by The Devil 0 points
Rastus Margaret ticketed for being fucking obsessed with synthflesh by The Devil 0 points
Rastus Margaret ticketed for terrible spelling by The Devil 0 points
Rastus Margaret ticketed for being really shit at answering questions by The Devil 0 points
Corey Mcmullen ticketed for Untidy workspace. Close that crate by Gomez Penelope McMaster 0 points
Rastus Margaret ticketed for being SUSPICIOUS AS FUCK by The Devil 0 points
Detective ticketed for No tags on buttbot by Gomez Penelope McMaster 0 points
Rastus Margaret ticketed for being a big moron by The Devil 0 points
Raze Mead ticketed for Farting without a permit by Gomez Penelope McMaster 0 points
Raze Mead ticketed for Mopping without a sign by Gomez Penelope McMaster 0 points
The Devil ticketed for tampering with the laws of physics in order to issue tickets by The Devil 1 points
Eric Vaillancourt ticketed for modifying his PDA to issue tickets without proper authorization by Eric Vaillancourt 0 points
Yung Mi Young ticketed for STERN LOOK. I AM NOT A WOMAN by Sundance Feely 0 points
Mathais Cristopher and Isaac ticketed for Being Dumb Braindeads by Xavier Bestmin 0 points
Some jerk ticketed for Taking all the sec equipment by Xavier Bestmin 0 points
Stubart Bubton ticketed for Making the escape shuttle a happier place. by Mr. Melonbake 0 points
Stubart Bubton ticketed for making a terrible mess by cleaning up by Ken Klepto 3 points
Pod I-676 ticketed for Being green, that's totally out of fashion man. by Mr. Melonbake 0 points
Beethoven ticketed for simulating Beethoven wrong, he lost his hearing, not his arms by Ken Klepto 0 points
Sethe Butte ticketed for Stinking the place up, you goddamn smoker. by Mr. Melonbake 0 points
Stubart Bubton ticketed for Clean as fuck, good job by Chunk Punkman 0 points
Charles Derp ticketed for Hating owls so goddamn much. See a psychologist man. by Mr. Melonbake 0 points
Mr. Melonbake ticketed for Handsome Devil by Chunk Punkman 0 points
Seth Kelly ticketed for slipping up on his daring escape by Ken Klepto 0 points
Shrub ticketed for Being Red as the night, like a warning light by Chunk Punkman 0 points
Ruthie Singh ticketed for Loitering by Chunk Punkman 0 points
Seth Kelly ticketed for Is an Owl by Chunk Punkman 0 points
Short Straw ticketed for wasting valuable security resources on a wild goose hunt for a very green toolbox by Ken Klepto 0 points
Rick Auman ticketed for Opportunistic slap on a distracted security officer. by Wayland Jimmys 0 points
Whoever the barman is ticketed for Not giving me my drinks. by Wayland Jimmys 0 points
Issac Fisher ticketed for Being overly prepared, and wearing a gaudy emergency suit. by Wayland Jimmys 0 points
Scott Graves ticketed for Demanding my shoes, in a threatening manner by Francis Thomson 0 points
Scott Graves ticketed for Looking cooler than a security officer. by Wayland Jimmys 0 points
Adam Holdeman ticketed for Being rude to the HoP by Friendly Stabb -1 points
Geddat Fuk Endisk ticketed for Get a job you lawless hobo by The Pooch 0 points
Rob Injun ticketed for being braindead by Rob Injun 0 points
Devin Jowers ticketed for Public drunkedness by Rob Injun 0 points
Unknown alcoholic ticketed for littering and public drinking by Rob Injun 0 points
Khalil Swarner ticketed for Doing the opposite of what a Janitor should be doing. by Derek Love 0 points
Khalil Swarner ticketed for Loitering. by Derek Love 0 points
Khalil Swarner ticketed for Littering. by Derek Love 0 points
Zso Sahaal ticketed for Speaking in some foreign gobbledygook by Kramer Lexington 0 points
Kevin Misbery ticketed for Bleeding on my damned floor by Kramer Lexington 0 points
Explosion ticketed for Impeding Ryder Sagan's cleaning duties. by Kramer Lexington 0 points
Ryder Sagan ticketed for Allowing explosion to impede cleaning duties. by Kramer Lexington 0 points
Ensigh Daeren ticketed for Failure to follow wet floor safety procedures by Kramer Lexington 0 points
Laurence Sykes ticketed for Failure to follow wet floor safety procedures by Kramer Lexington 0 points
Avalon Pearsall ticketed for Failure to recognize floor safety procedures. by Kramer Lexington 0 points
Ryder Sagan ticketed for Unsafe cleaning practices by Kramer Lexington 0 points
lawrence Thrisskeep ticketed for Misappropriation of handcuffs by Prospector Pete 0 points
Zander Martin ticketed for Spontaneous combustion without permit by Prospector Pete 0 points
Marcus Faqua ticketed for stealing our hearts by Prospector Pete 0 points
Prospector Pete ticketed for Being a smooth badass by Prospector Pete 0 points
Cherri Cakecups ticketed for Body on fire (safety violation) by Prospector Pete 0 points
Cherri Cakecups ticketed for Not accepting trade of security PDA (with ticket capabilities) for emag by Prospector Pete 0 points
Cherri Cakecups ticketed for Having a dumb name by Prospector Pete 0 points
Amusing Duck ticketed for not enough quacky by Julius Lester 0 points
Syndicate Operatives ticketed for assaulting the station without express permission of either Nanotrasen or CentCom. by John Johnson 0 points
Ric Flair ticketed for sending the crew into an unprovoked panic over a Syndicate assault. by John Johnson 0 points
John Johnson ticketed for Making bold assumptions about his fellow officer. by Wayland Jimmys 0 points
Wayland Jimmys ticketed for aggresively taking a stun baton before sunglasses. Are you here to PROTECT or SEVER?! by John Johnson 0 points
Israel Thomas ticketed for shaking his ass in a no ass-shaking zone. by Charles Derp 0 points
Cassord Demetyev ticketed for Use of Vile language in the presence of a station head. by Dirk Gently 0 points
Sailor Dave ticketed for complaining about being brigged for having a mindslave by Isaac Kirkhope 0 points
Kitty Space Marine ticketed for General disgrace to the uniform, to the service, and to the Nanotrasen Corporation. by Neddy Seagoon 0 points
Wizard ticketed for KJilling me when I was issuing a ticket by Xavier Bestmin 0 points
NanoTrasen ticketed for Not supplying an by Xavier Bestmin 0 points
Syn Elderly ticketed for Being a terrible security by Syd Enderly 0 points
Zayden Anderson ticketed for Dying before I could free you, so I could kill you by Syd Enderly -1 points
Zayden Anderson ticketed for hiding like a coward by Syd Enderly -1 points
VOX ticketed for Threatening the station and the clown by Syd Enderly 0 points
Cyborg Rho-91 ticketed for Asshat fucking alm ost killed me by Kevin Kevinson 0 points
Alicia the fucking monkey ticketed for Asshole pushed me PREPAIR TO DIE! by Kevin Kevinson 0 points
Lorenzo Gronko ticketed for Partied too early by Byron Orpheus 0 points
Bazooka Tooth ticketed for Cutting in line like an entitled asshole. by Kevin Kevinson 0 points
Angelo Mansbury ticketed for Using escape pod by Angelo Mansbury 0 points
Vodka ticketed for Being empty by Angelo Mansbury 0 points
The Clown ticketed for Being a shithead by Sundance Feely 0 points
Shitty Bill ticketed for For being to shitty at the bar by Dmintri Le Canadian 0 points
Isaac Kirkhope ticketed for For commiting suicide while being the hero by Dmintri Le Canadian 1 points
Wiztoria Steele ticketed for Smelling like hogwarts by Max Otto 0 points
Clearly a Kelchovia spy ticketed for No passport, no worker's pass, no valid permits. Shameful! by Weedlorde Bonerhitler 0 points
Dr. Katznelson ticketed for being a traitor! I found your PDA out here, you jerk! by Dr. Katznelson 0 points
Faffobot ticketed for hellish mechanical screaming by The Devil 0 points
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