Tickets - Goon Hub

Bajirao Singham ticketed for being near a bush by Rube Richter 0 points

Prospector Pete ticketed for Running around without an ID, wearing a mask by Silas Hawkins 0 points

Max Power ticketed for disgraceful remarks of Armok the God of Blood by Urist McRamirez 0 points

Jinglebuddy-786 ticketed for Advertising for Christmas in fucking September by Jericho Kalashnikov 0 points

Nathan King ticketed for Assaulting Patrick Hastings by Jericho Kalashnikov 0 points

Xiphos Volund ticketed for being a bit too good at taking pictures by Ken Klepto 0 points

Calvin Shaffer ticketed for Being a fat shit and eating all the things that aren't food by Jericho Kalashnikov 0 points

Calvin Shaffer ticketed for being tiny, fat and smelly by Ken Klepto 1 points

CALVIN SHAFFER ticketed for EATING OTHER PEOPLE'S BELONGINGS by Jericho Kalashnikov 0 points

Elder Muffin ticketed for Shooting at Xiphos by Cash Hill 0 points

Beverly Volund ticketed for Invasion of privacy and generally being a piece of shit paparazzo by Jericho Kalashnikov 0 points

Xiphos Volund ticketed for extreme paparazziing by Ken Klepto 0 points

hell pizza ticketed for criming in my stomach by Rick Auman 0 points

hellpizza ticketed for being satanic by Rick Auman 0 points

Cyborg Iota-9 ticketed for unauthorized loss of limbs by Rick Auman 0 points

Nayeli Beck ticketed for being a crime against the nature by Rick Auman 0 points

Quentin Laborde ticketed for Criming his way to the AI by Rick Auman 0 points

Slime Blingdingdong ticketed for trying to crime his way into brig by Rick Auman 0 points

Robert McBobbert ticketed for Blowing up genetics by Alex Cueva 0 points

Pee Pee Poo Poo ticketed for calling the captain a nerd. by JC Denton 0 points

The Grandmatriarchs ticketed for stop killing people please i can only kill so many of you by Grampa Spaceman 0 points

The Grandmatriarchs ticketed for bake your own cookies!! by Grampa Spaceman 0 points

The Cookie ticketed for taking up so much space in the chapel, what the heck dude?? by Grampa Spaceman 0 points

Mike Dawson (as Jacob Shit) ticketed for Hipster by Sundance Feely 0 points

napoleon III ticketed for Nude, Leaving fart clouds everywhere and being an obstructing fatass. by Bajirao Singham 0 points

Transport Relay 4 ticketed for being 180 degrees INCORRECT by Magnus Prime 0 points

Frog Man ticketed for Locking a Security officer into Genetics then running like a coward from him by Kiith Somtaaw 0 points

USSSR Military Core 666 ticketed for being satanic AND a communist by Oddball Stroble -1 points

Gael Staymates ticketed for Vandalism of interior airlocks by Oddball Stroble 0 points

Crazy monkey ticketed for Being crazy by Fab Houlous 0 points

Martian Tennant ticketed for Being too damn sexy by Sundance Feely -1 points

Ken Klepto ticketed for peeing on the floor then letting the HoS slip on it THEN TRYING TO STEAL HIS MOTHERFUCKING HAT by Oddball Stroble 27 points

Mister Jackson ticketed for burning the ticket with his own cigarette by Goton Smith 0 points

Mister Jackson ticketed for putting out an officer's cigarette by Goton Smith 0 points

Leif Badstrand ticketed for hacking doors by Brick Lacon 0 points

The Entirety of Engineering ticketed for causing severe power problems by Leif Badstrand 0 points

The Space Yeti ticketed for being a pushover by Leif Badstrand 0 points

Jayden Howard ticketed for making weak bombs by Leif Badstrand 0 points

Jayden Howard ticketed for Interrupting science by Leif Badstrand 0 points

Jayden Howard ticketed for making a mess of Victoria Steele's department by Leif Badstrand 0 points

Generator ticketed for Awful ruckus by Bionic Bob 0 points

Combustion Chamber ticketed for Burning too much plasma by Bionic Bob 0 points

Janitor ticketed for Using wet floor signs by Bionic Bob 0 points

Mechanics ticketed for Too many airlocks by Bionic Bob 0 points

SMES Cells ticketed for Not having enough charge by Bionic Bob 0 points

Generator ticketed for Letting the fire go out by Bionic Bob 0 points

Shitty Bill ticketed for being a wizard! LOOK! I HAVE A PDA! by Cole Trane 0 points

The Universe ticketed for For being a cruel, uncaring cosmos by Preston Summy 0 points

A Headspider ticketed for Crawling down my throat oh god by Preston Summy 1 points

Mango Reinhardt ticketed for Theft of one (1) space segway while in possession of a good pair of legs. by Preston Summy 0 points

an angry bat ticketed for For not being an owl by Preston Summy 0 points

August Heydrich ticketed for Failure to properly constrain his pet. by Preston Summy 0 points

The cold vaccum of space ticketed for Stealing my air by Preston Summy 0 points

George melonium-Golem ticketed for Being awesome by Preston Summy 0 points

Talon Kent ticketed for Allowing an evil vampire clown to eat you by Preston Summy 0 points

gibs ticketed for Obstructing legitimate station buisiness by Preston Summy 0 points

Jay Wolff ticketed for having cool hair but uncool style, totally unrad by Jay Wolff 0 points

Mo Zi ticketed for abusing the hell out of the intercoms systems for some sort of political gain. by John Johnson 0 points

Jimmy Cricket ticketed for being victim to a violent crime by Milton Wilkerson 0 points

Job Baker ticketed for Attacking another sec officer like an ass! by Jenny Cathway 0 points

Amadeus Ghrebber ticketed for Slaping himself, disturbing the peace by Cotts Burnswitchy 0 points

Batmans... Batmen... Whatever ticketed for Being confusing. Knock it off! by Jenny Cathway 0 points

Medbay Doors ticketed for Not opening, like dicks by Jenny Cathway 0 points

Arrivals ticketed for Covered in blood and disgusting. For shame! by Jenny Cathway 0 points

WeedLord BonerHitler ticketed for Blowing Up Arrivals and Not standing still to be arrested. Shame! by Jenny Cathway 0 points

Lawrence Thriskeep ticketed for Messing up Droopy Cake by Jenny Cathway 0 points

Kelvin Shaw ticketed for Dying to the glass cannon by Kelvin Shaw 0 points

Space Bee Buzzing Bar ticketed for Goddamn you're loud by Jenny Cathway 0 points

Hunter Duke ticketed for Punching harmless and kind sec officers by Jenny Cathway 0 points

Adam Hortford ticketed for For calling random people jerks by Rob Stark 0 points

Adam Hortford ticketed for For being a jerk. by Rob Stark 0 points

Lilykins ticketed for no by The Devil 0 points

Lilykins ticketed for being Lilykins by The Devil 0 points

Lilykins ticketed for no, I just like giving you tickets by The Devil 0 points

Lilykins ticketed for misspelling "you" by The Devil 0 points

Lilykins ticketed for getting flashed by The Devil 0 points

Lilykins ticketed for sorta almost threatening an officer, possibly by The Devil 0 points

Lilykins ticketed for being unacceptably creepy and gross by The Devil 0 points

cigarette machine ticketed for criminal negligence resulting in cancer by The Devil 0 points

cigarette machine ticketed for selling tobacco without a permit by The Devil 0 points

Lilykins ticketed for catastrophic failure to be respectful of the gender identities of other cyborgs by The Devil 0 points

Lilykins ticketed for failing to speak in a suitably funny and/or cyborgy manner by The Devil 0 points

Lilykins ticketed for pernicious slander and calumny of the worst sort by The Devil 0 points

Faffotron ticketed for being dangerously dapper by The Devil 0 points

Lilykins ticketed for being naked and EXTREMELY RUDE by The Devil 0 points

The Devil ticketed for being a terrible cyborg by The Devil 0 points

medbay ticketed for being busted as hell by The Devil 0 points

Northern main hallway ticketed for being dark and scary and full of gibs by The Devil 1 points

Administration ticketed for Cursing by Sundance Feely 0 points

mechanic shop ticketed for dreadful and mindless placement of carefully placed vending machines by Ken Klepto 0 points

Talark Rudeson ticketed for Attacking an officer with a gun by Reese Quirin 0 points

Jerk ticketed for Assaulting an officer by Reese Quirin 0 points

Jerk ticketed for Being a jerk with eye beams by Reese Quirin 0 points

Barkley's Ballin' Gym ticketed for Being on fire by Reese Quirin 0 points

Ainsley Davis ticketed for Being a clown in a no-clown zone by Reese Quirin 0 points

banana peel ticketed for being slippery by Reese Quirin 0 points

Destiny Frost ticketed for being a traitor by A Condom 0 points

Jim Lahey ticketed for HOLY SHIT YOU MELTED THE BRIDGE, BAD RD by A Condom 0 points

Cybot C ticketed for Stealing the Captains Bedsheet by A Condom 0 points

Prospector Pete ticketed for Being a drunk jerk by Prospector Pete 0 points