Tickets

Flint Logue ticketed for possession of contraband by Leon Kado points

Breach ticketed for Not giving me oxygen by Dave Randolph points

Leonard Cerman ticketed for being so bad at sec i actually had to demote him to fucking "toilet", despite that originally being a fucking joke by Rico Geravo points

Vomit ticketed for being everywhere by R.U.S.T.Y. points

Janitors ticketed for not cleaning the bodily waste on the floor by R.U.S.T.Y. points

Urine ticketed for slipping the detective by R.U.S.T.Y. points

pool of vomit ticketed for leaving the body by R.U.S.T.Y. points

Space Goblin ticketed for public indecency by R.U.S.T.Y. points

Leonard Cerman ticketed for being a fucking dungweasel to the mechanic by Rico Geravo points

Space Goblin ticketed for public urinating by R.U.S.T.Y. points

Space Goblin ticketed for littering by R.U.S.T.Y. points

Space Wasp Horde ticketed for being mean buzzy buggers by R.U.S.T.Y. points

Carl Brutanadilewski ticketed for getting arrested by Rico Geravo points

Wild Will ticketed for trying to bash open sec due to a mechanic being arrested by Rico Geravo points

The Mime ticketed for For Clearly Spraypainting "Clowns Suck" all over the station by Sundance Feely points

whoever turned the hallway into 1 way lanes during a mag storm ticketed for turning the hallway into a one way lane during a mag storm by Nick Smail points

DADBOT ticketed for Tasteless fart joke involving my mother by Mark Butter points

Seymour Catherina ticketed for pee pee in a house of worship by Hank Hill points

Clifford Stills ticketed for saying "Don't make me lick your boots for access" to the hop. Disgusting and unacceptable behaviour. by Suno Hall points

S.T.U.P.I.D. ticketed for Asking ridiculous questions! You will be scrapped for this! by Rue Pierce points

Brody Waldron ticketed for Assaulting a NT official. by Rue Pierce points

Dorbis Cumberton ticketed for Fooling around on shift. by Rue Pierce points

Ion Storm-Rainbow ticketed for Growing bananas with ants on them. by Rue Pierce points

Sybil Braun ticketed for Not making an announcement welcoming a Nanotransen representative to the station. by Rue Pierce points

Changeling ticketed for SORRY LIL FELLA.........NO TIME FOR CRIME HERE...... by Hank Hill points

Breadcrumb ticketed for standing in the way of an NTSO beatdown on the supernatural by Leon Kado points

Mr. Muggles ticketed for dying on station without saying goodbye to your wife. You heartless bastard. by Leon Kado points

Blotter ticketed for stop fucking sticking yourself to me by Leon Kado points

whoever the fuck did it ticketed for setting up an infernal blotter-throwing contraption in the public market by Leon Kado points

Genevieve Kay ticketed for that god forsaken hawaiian dress is a fashion crime by Digornio Pizzarelli points

Tim Holmes ticketed for Yote'ing a blotter at me like some kind of malkavian criminal rat by Digornio Pizzarelli points

Sam Eagle ticketed for committing seppuku by Maurice Hendelshoe points

Brayden Dukas ticketed for slaughtering innocent pig by Maurice Hendelshoe points

Listel Sheerfield ticketed for being radioactive by Maurice Hendelshoe points

NOOT ticketed for being too cute and adorable by Listel Sheerfield points

Mr. Douloureux ticketed for having a name that I can't remember how to spell by Listel Sheerfield points

Dabs McCoy ticketed for stinging the MD whose name is too hard to spell and taking their ID by Listel Sheerfield points

Drago Kitterson ticketed for more like LEGO KITTYSON by Listel Sheerfield points

THAT FUCKING SPACE MOUSE ticketed for EATING MY FUCKING PEPPERONI PIZZA, I'LL KILL YOU ASSHOLE by Digornio Pizzarelli points

Radio Show Host ticketed for Locking a gangster in a room via his after he broke it, allowing him to suffocate to death. Isabella said it was brutal and I agree holy shit by Digornio Pizzarelli points

Old man Jenkins ticketed for Insinuating the captain to be a "comdom" by Nick Smail points

Reginald Merriwether ticketed for destruction of Nanotrasen property, throwing things at the bartender by Stella Carmine points

that tweaker space frog ticketed for smoking marijuanas by Stella Carmine points

The Pain ticketed for vandalism by Stella Carmine points

One-Handed Wally ticketed for being a public nuisance by Stella Carmine points

Donald Hammock ticketed for Disturbing the peace and generally being a cringe ass nae nae baby by Mister Chen points

Botanists ticketed for here have some weed paper by Aubergine Babaganoush points

Cade Connelly ticketed for permitting a geneticist to break down a wall into engineering by Vivianne Murre points

Allistair Steiner ticketed for Being a fucking criminal and bombing my bar, dammit. How am I supposed to get drunk now?! by Llewys Dawes points

Dr. Floorpills ticketed for Abusing the fryer to break the laws of physics in a bad way by Llewys Dawes points

Clown ticketed for No shoes, no rights. Shameful clown by Elric Biesieg points

Flint Loque ticketed for creating so many fucking bees that it lagged the server by Rico Geravo points

The Bees ticketed for yes by Digornio Pizzarelli points

Isaac Rockwell ticketed for Slander. Absolute Slander. by Digornio Pizzarelli points

George Hayhurst ticketed for Secretly being a clown. by Awkward Dryad points

Joe BlackBee ticketed for Speeding by Awkward Dryad points

joe barkbee ticketed for Grand Theft Nuke by Awkward Dryad points

Gabriel Mercury ticketed for Continuing to use his vampiric powers whilst in prison, treating it like an all-expenses trip to Olive Garden via sucking the blood out of anyone that passes by his cell. For shame. by Digornio Pizzarelli points

Weatherman William ticketed for Calling me a "Noob". This is not 2008. by Digornio Pizzarelli points

Loafer ticketed for OH GOD EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF THESE LOAVES JESUS CHRIST AAAAAAAAAAAAA by Digornio Pizzarelli points

Loafer ticketed for Eating my cuffs, resisting arrest. by Digornio Pizzarelli points

Loafer ticketed for eating my last ticket by Digornio Pizzarelli points

Loafer ticketed for Noise Pollution by Digornio Pizzarelli points

Stephanie Mir ticketed for Slacking on the job and staring at the "ceiling" by Drago Kitterson points

Clifford Stills ticketed for Slacking on the job and staring at the "ceiling" by Drago Kitterson points

Kiki Kolana ticketed for Shooting me and being a shit. by Steaven Deathwish points

sparkles the destroyer, again ticketed for I unintentionally wrote that ticket, it fell in the water and got ruined. Also he drank the entire pool now by Digornio Pizzarelli points

sparkles the destroyer ticketed for attempting to drink the entire fucking pool by Digornio Pizzarelli points

Camryn Stern ticketed for Not a ticket but you killed 3 revs singlehandedly. Nice work. by Digornio Pizzarelli 1 points

The Gods ticketed for Inciting crime on a crime-free station. Also unlawful rhyming. by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Botany ticketed for making jumbo synthetic butts by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Randolph Checkers ticketed for Threw away a very valuable paper plane gifted to him from security. Do you know how much that paper plane meant to us? Think of the space trees man! by Monkey Guns 1 points

Some goddamn monkey ticketed for stole my fucking money god damnit by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

FRANK.ICO ticketed for Allowing the gangsters to sweettalk you into endorsing them. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Mandir Hoole ticketed for using his own body as an ingredient instead of cooking the monkeys up. That's right, I'm ticketing you twice you bastard by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Chef ticketed for Not cooking the god damn monkeys up for food by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Randolph Checkers ticketed for Ordering an exorbatant amount of monkeys as 'meat' and dumping them in the halls. They aren't cooked, they're still moving for gods sake. It's RAW. This is a health hazard goddamnit by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Tom Tombadil ticketed for immediately failing the introductory course on how to prevent crime by stating he's fine with crime. Why. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Henry Yablinski ticketed for Unauthorized suplexing of an officer by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Werewolf ticketed for Improper use of safety scissors by Randolph Checkers 0 points

Werewolf ticketed for Farting again without a permit by Randolph Checkers 0 points

Werewolf ticketed for Farts aplenty without permit by Randolph Checkers 0 points

Janitor ticketed for Floor of brig is dirty and therefore possibly a crime scene maybe you shouldn't actually have cleaned it by Randolph Checkers 0 points

The Spirits of the Damned ticketed for Loitering the medbay like a bunch of fucking goth kids in the mid 90's by Digornio Pizzarelli 2 points

Bo-Ingvar Johansson ticketed for Dying in my arms and giving me painful memories. Fuck you. by Digornio Pizzarelli 2 points

Michael Sinclair's spooky ghost ticketed for Attempting to flee after being informed that he didn't pay for his Officially Licensed Nanotrasen Burial fees. Even in death you cannot escape anarcho-capitalism you dead fuck by Digornio Pizzarelli 2 points

The Right security door towards the entrance of the Brig section ticketed for giving me an electric ouchie boo boo. Thanks asshole. by Digornio Pizzarelli 2 points

Collin Ro ticketed for Doing warcrimes on bar attendants by Dabe Stridrer 0 points

George Hayhurst ticketed for calling the captain stupid after trapping him in the interrogation room by Rico Geravo 0 points

Electromagnetic Fields In General ticketed for KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY SWEET JESUS by Dr. Singh 0 points

Thomas Potsdale ticketed for shocking the shit out of me with some kind of magnetic bullshit by Dr. Singh 0 points

Morgan Townsend ticketed for shocking the shit out of me with some kind of magnetic bullshit by Dr. Singh 0 points

Bongwald Wumpus ticketed for trapping crewmembers by Knight Torun 0 points

Th' Captain' ticketed for dying in a locker and letting me get my hands on a PDA with ticket privleges by Edwin Bees 0 points

Fuck you Reynardo that was My Very syndicate hat. I hope you get ants in your pants ticketed for Flashing Head of Personnel and stealing Head of Personnel's hat by Michael Foan 3 points

Xaviens Mizin ticketed for Dying at the racetrack by Xaviens Mizin 1 points

Sergio Burkett ticketed for possession of contraband by Knight Torun 0 points

(30332 results)