Tickets - Goon Hub

Azazel ticketed for Stealing people while I'm trying to put them into cryogenic storage by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Damon Lombardi the Ghost ticketed for Smashing all the glasses in the bar, punching people by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Collin Hussain ticketed for Spilling welding fuel everywhere and almost igniting it by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Wraith ticketed for Unlicensed wraithery, reckless and negligent possession of items by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Nicki Shazam ticketed for Possession of contraband, firing said contraband at crew by Knight Torun 1 points

Jay Wolff ticketed for Reckless and indiscriminate punching by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Someone ticketed for Filling the artifact lab with sarin by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Tooty ticketed for Resisting a lawful farting-on by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Bob Bobert ticketed for being a geneticist by Kaptain Klown 0 points

Newton System-X Czar ticketed for going down way too easy by Bunman #130202 0 points

Noddy Abruzzo ticketed for using big words like "facilitate", how the hell am i supposed to know what that means by Bunman #130202 0 points

Tooty ticketed for stealing my gnome TWO TIMES by Bunman #130202 0 points

Hudson Powers ticketed for Welding doors shut, smoking space lube and weak acid in public area by Drago Kitterson 0 points

Jeremy Thompson ticketed for Blah, blah, possession of drugs, intent to distribute, etc. by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Leiningen Ants ticketed for bribing an officer of law by Bunman #130198 0 points

GROVE STREET HUSTLERS ticketed for littering by Bunman #130198 1 points

Stephen Rhinehart ticketed for using cadaver pipes while being alive by Bunman #130198 0 points

Big red X ticketed for not marking any treasure by Bunman #130198 0 points

Ants golem ticketed for making me scream by Bunman #130198 0 points

Damara the Witch ticketed for Suiciding to escape Justice via kangaroo court. Though I am able to swirlie your corpse, I cannot swirlie your soul. DAMN YOU!!! YOU'VE MANAGED TO ESCAPE ME IN DEATH! by Digornio Pizzarelli 1 points

Damara the Witch ticketed for for a good measure by Bunman #130198 0 points

Damara the Witch ticketed for offending a skeleton by Bunman #130198 0 points

Damara the Witch ticketed for dying while i was writing the previous ticket by Bunman #130198 0 points

The whole crew ticketed for bullying the blob to death by Bunman #130198 0 points

Noddy Abruzzo ticketed for yelling at me ;( by Bunman #130198 0 points

Spinning chair ticketed for going over RPM limit set by NT by Bunman #130198 1 points

Julius Chauvin ticketed for Dying before reading his ticket by Bunman #130198 0 points

AI ticketed for having a mustache by Bunman #130198 1 points

Julius Chauvin ticketed for protecting himself from arrest but not tickets by Bunman #130198 0 points

Ella Presley ticketed for I can turn into a skeleton whenever i want! by Bunman #130198 0 points

Bunman #130198 ticketed for man, you can't just turn into a fucking skeleton by Ella Presley 1 points

Security ticketed for handing out too many tickets by Bunman #130198 1 points

Stephen Rhinehart ticketed for Having the Meta-Neural Antenna mutation and actively alerting us that he's spying in on our conversation. I don't think I can arrest you for thought-crimes, but I'm going to ticket you for this. by Digornio Pizzarelli 1 points

Bunman #130198 ticketed for Being a literal walking skeleton held together by like, three tendons. I don't think NT licensed insurance covers this. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Noddy ticketed for he needs burnt paper by Bunman #130198 0 points

noddy ticketed for MORE PAPER by Bunman #130198 0 points

Shotgun wielding vandal ticketed for VANDALISM by Bunman #130198 0 points

Hubert Shimmey ticketed for being way too spooky by Bunman #130198 0 points

Legworm ticketed for resisting arrest by kicking me in the face by Bunman #130198 0 points

Michael Hardy ticketed for creative vandalism by Bunman #130198 0 points

Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for And dying by Bunman #130198 0 points

Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for Breaking into HoS's office and armory, making me lag and wearing a better headpiece than me by Bunman #130198 0 points

sadboy the unfunny jokester ticketed for HE WROTE 'POO' by John Freeman 0 points

GODZILLA ticketed for breaking and entering, dismantling the station, trespassing by Knight Torun 0 points

Stanford Harrison ticketed for I'm gay by Stanford Harrison 0 points

Mason Pinto ticketed for Unauthorized Sausage-Sewage party in robotics by Harrison Sommer 1 points

Nami Tsu ticketed for SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTSSHOTSSHOTS, SHOTS, EVERYBODY by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Nami Tsu ticketed for Administering undisclosed doses of lysergic acid dyethylamide in drinks available for public consumption. by Harrison Sommer 0 points

Solomon Ring ticketed for not sharing his gyros with me. asshole. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Surrey Jackson ticketed for Attempting to escape his brig sentence via death. Even in death you cannot escape capitalism. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Johnathan Daemon ticketed for Suiciding to escape from justice by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Mysterious Donut Eater ticketed for eating the donuts by Ella Presley 0 points

Ella Presley ticketed for Impersonating literally everyone at the same time by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Wendy Blyde ticketed for Recklessly shooting your energy gun at passing crew members and enslaving them to make food by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Elon Doyle the Radio Show Host ticketed for For having dumb lizard brain by Henry Yablinski 0 points

Samantha McDowell ticketed for NOT A TICKET - this certifies the recipient is legally allowed to distribute Space Drugs. by Hailey Boro 1 points

the crematorium ticketed for look I know for a fact brains and butts are not fireproof, finish the dang job by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points

Botany ticketed for declaring independence without coming up with a catchy name by Mouse Fitzgerald 3 points

Engineering ticketed for as a general rule, the air should not be fire by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Kjorky Pokitz ticketed for taking the Head of Personnel's ID by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Candle Wick ticketed for just leaving your ID and PDA lying on the floor where anyone could take them by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Dill Behrt ticketed for I L L E G A L missing limbs by Antigone Pallas 0 points

Roco Berry ticketed for Noise pollution via revolver. Stop wasting ammo, I don't give a shit if it doesn't do damage or not, bullets cost like.. A bullet's worth a bullet every bullet. by Digornio Pizzarelli 3 points

Honk! Honk! ticketed for Failing to pull crew members forcibly over a banana peel. You had ONE job! by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Leta Laine ticketed for impersonating an officer, badly by Emily Claire 0 points

Gunner Muggins ticketed for Talking as a mime by Sienna Jewell 0 points

Ada Whipple ticketed for Over Working Security Personeel by Lauri Torni 0 points

Ada Whipple ticketed for Obsession by Lauri Torni 0 points

Ada Whipple ticketed for Impateince by Lauri Torni 0 points

Ada Whipple ticketed for Glitter Dependecy by Lauri Torni 0 points

Ada Whipple ticketed for Shouting by Lauri Torni 0 points

Ada Whipple ticketed for Existence by Lauri Torni 0 points

Ion Storm-Rainbow ticketed for Being coward and deny it by Joksz Hakaari the Discount Mach 1 points

Lenny Williams ticketed for i dont have paper by Ella Presley 2 points

Gabriel Reichard ticketed for Having sax with himself in a public hallway by Emily Claire 2 points

C.O.N.G.A the cyborg ticketed for Saying "Fuck you" to a human by Joksz Hakaari the Discount Drac 0 points

Julius Chauvin ticketed for For crashing into the Vice Officer with their shitty fucking car by Chance Spock 3 points

Gerhazo ticketed for Giving closets free will! by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Wraith ticketed for Killing braindead bruce in the braindead closet by Sugar Beeman 2 points

Nami Tsu ticketed for I am going to ticket you everytime I see you, because I do not like clowns. by Digornio Pizzarelli 1 points

The Wizard Federation ticketed for Allegedly Arse Nathing the father of Cosmoman Dan. A wizard must attend court to face this accusation. by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Johnathan Daemon ticketed for breaching west primary hallway with a chembomb by Yasmin Voraes 0 points

Mime ticketed for ass theft by Digornio Pizzarelli 1 points

William Hoenshell ticketed for Making weed that didn't get me blazed. The fuck, dude. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Dzheyms Vitze ticketed for Ludicrous amounts of noise pollution. by John Hawkins 0 points

Security ticketed for For looking on as people on the shuttle murder each other, AND stealing the late CE's equipment after his untimely death, while explicitly choosing not to clone them. by Dant?s Edmundsson 0 points

The person/people responsible for filling up the enterity of medbay with skeletons ticketed for Filling up the enterity of medbay with skeletons by Cruz Style 3 points

D. Ranged ticketed for Examplory performance against the changeling by Cruz Style 0 points

Joksz Hakaari ticketed for Standing in the way of my space segway three times by Cruz Style 0 points

Zack Dre ticketed for Not bribing an officer of the law with alcoholic bevarages with ample oppurtinity to do so by Cruz Style 1 points

Tracee Swabey ticketed for Hitting a security officer with an uncooked fish and calling it holy matrimony by Cruz Style 1 points

D. Ranged ticketed for major theft by Knight Torun 0 points

Dick Detroit ticketed for Shooting people with smoke guns without reason and stealing ID by Joksz Hakaari 0 points

Thornneee the Clown ticketed for not dodging the detective's bullets by Vriska Serket 0 points

Richie Babic ticketed for opening fire on the clown by Vriska Serket 0 points

Quill Blackwell ticketed for Operating an unregistered bee nursery by Cosmoman Dan 0 points

Digornio Pizzarelli ticketed for being insufferably pedantic by Vriska Serket 0 points

Scrungo ticketed for Refusing to de-limb an officer with his sword like a real clown would. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

coders ticketed for making it so popping out of the cloner too soon makes your name blank by Dr. Floorpills 1 points

Jonathon Chemist ticketed for Tedious by John Freeman 0 points