Tickets

MacGruff the Crime Dog ticketed for ATTEMPTING TO POISON THE YOUTH WITH HIS REEFER MADNESS by Digornio Pizzarelli points

ULTRABOT ticketed for Being in a very insecure location as AI by Avery Dastot points

Bar/Dan Kelly ticketed for The bar is a fucking mess. by Avery Dastot points

Camryn Stern ticketed for Bad changeling by Justin McClinley points

Camryn Stern ticketed for Being a Changeling by Maurice Hendelshoe points

Gore Gibberson ticketed for hacking into chemistry by Maurice Hendelshoe points

Flint Logue ticketed for building in a residential area by Isabella Slaughter points

Sabella Curie ticketed for Breaking and entering for shenanigan-related purposes by Wilt Rangdow points

Rodrigo Yusuf ticketed for Vomiting on floor and oding on drugs live on radio. by 4b616e670d 0a points

The singulo ticketed for Being Invisible and sttill not killin anyone to increase in power. Damn you singulo! by 4b616e670d 0a points

Genetics ticketed for making mutations cost money by Lynette Monkee points

Rylan Davis ticketed for assaulting an officer by Lynette Monkee points

John Johnson ticketed for flipping onto people during a court case by Lynette Monkee points

Rylan Davis ticketed for He claimed there was a fight in Botany, but I did not see a fight. Just nice bees and a lack of Hot Sauce which he said would BE THERE AND HE LIED. Which is an infraction under Space Station Law 3.4 Subsection A under the Hot Sauce lies paragraph. by Elrod Trevisard points

fire alarms ticketed for they're annoying by Caroline Audibert points

Gusto the Wizard ticketed for trying to turn all of the armory's equipment into snakes, then claiming peace by Rico Geravo points

Raymond Gomez, Sarin Dealer ticketed for not paying protection money by Stella Carmine points

the entire station ticketed for leaving cigarette butts everywhere you filthy animals by Stella Carmine points

Gore Gibberson ticketed for banning people from the bar thereby increasing the likelihood of stationwide starvation and the end of the law as we know it. by Stella Carmine points

Nick Smail ticketed for Being a fucking terrorist and blowing up the clown ship with torpedoes despite being asked nicely to not do that exact thing. by Llewys Dawes points

The changeling ticketed for loading me up with nuerotoxin like im at a floorpills party, seriously ask first its just rude otherwise by Lynette Medli points

Clownhole the clown ticketed for bolting my door like a rude by Lynette Medli points

Clownhole the clown ticketed for ramming into a window with a sub so many times he blew up his sub by Lynette Medli points

Neo Politan ticketed for gibbing himself in my department, allowing me to get access to this ticket program by Lynette Medli points

Quinn Peterson ticketed for Releasing plasma fire by Maurice Hendelshoe points

Tommy Football ticketed for Limb removal without a permit. by Maurice Hendelshoe points

Jacob WILDONE ticketed for being invisible by Maurice Hendelshoe points

Runtimes ticketed for Breaking even more, stop that. by LIMBLESS LARRY ACE DEFECTIVE points

runtimes ticketed for breaking by LIMBLESS LARRY ACE DEFECTIVE points

Bee Wizards ticketed for The crime of being on the station NO CRIME by Elric Biesieg points

Flint Logue ticketed for For creating a wizard bee den NO CRIME by Elric Biesieg points

Jacob WILDONE ticketed for Running away from an interrogation by Avery Dastot points

pool ticketed for exploding with gibs and blood AGAIN by Knight Torun points

Andre Gettemy ticketed for vandalism of medbay stuff by Stephanie Mir points

pool of blood ticketed for spreading your disgusting blood everywhere by Knight Torun points

pool ticketed for obstructing the hallway by Knight Torun points

Lucas Wheeler ticketed for barfing right in front of me. I think it's his form of greeting. by Evil Kjorky points

Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for making huge mess in medbay by Maurice Hendelshoe points

Brian Greenawalt ticketed for Being terrible by Tim Holmes points

Silvia Callews ticketed for murdering bees with a spear. Monster! by Kjorky Pokitz points

Molcom Curry ticketed for providing me with too much water by Listel Sheerfield points

Roco Berry ticketed for being too cute by Listel Sheerfield points

Llewys Dawes ticketed for putting forth Marxist theory in that the workers of the station should never be collectively disarmed by Listel Sheerfield points

Flint Test Buddy ticketed for being a monkey by Listel Sheerfield points

Philip Durant ticketed for wasting medical resources without drawing a picture of a bee beforehand by Listel Sheerfield points

George Hayhurst ticketed for forcibly ensuring that I can be cloned by scanning me by Listel Sheerfield points

One-Handed Wally ticketed for having two hands by Listel Sheerfield points

Caroline Audibert ticketed for engineering our destruction by Listel Sheerfield points

Malcolm Curry ticketed for staying calm in the face of plasma by Listel Sheerfield points

Llewys Dawes ticketed for stealing my beloved jaffa cake by Listel Sheerfield points

GODAMN EVERYONE ON THE SHUTTLE ticketed for STOP FARTING AND EXPLODING I THINK THEY ARE RELATED I CANT MOVE HELP by Dan Kelly points

Nathaniel "Schmananiel" Shick ticketed for Running a clean, drug-free establish ment, then running off after he sold it to Head of Personnel Neo "Ice Babby" Politan, who is beating me to death with my own ticket, and it now staring at me, I guess he lost his will to murder, and now left and ascended to heaven or something, nope, he just prayed to the gods of wrestling to get his ass THOROUGHLY THRASHED in the squared circle. Bless yee, Macho Madness! by Dan Kelly points

Reginald "The Reginald" Farting ticketed for Making me write your stupid name. by Dan Kelly points

Reginald "The Unknown Clown" Farting ticketed for Disguising himself as half of a clown. by Dan Kelly points

Unknown "The Unknown" Clown ticketed for Loafing on the job, then exploding. by Dan Kelly points

Nathanial "The Abominable Nate" Shick ticketed for Makin' drugs. by Dan Kelly points

Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for Vandalizing Sec by Yasmin Callews points

Whitaker Buzzard ticketed for trapping me in a conveyor belt hell of my own making. by Kjorky Pokitz points

Hydroponics ticketed for not having any drugs. - Vice Officer Kjorky by Kjorky Pokitz points

Robust Coffee ticketed for Undue coffee invasion of the station and other NT regions. Possibly launching a pathogen. by Mark Butter points

Lamar Rathbone ticketed for not killing me with the canbomb, forcing me to survive forever by Listel Sheerfield points

The Mad Waller ticketed for Putting up walls all over the station like a TOTAL JERK by Wilt Rangdow points

Susie Gratski ticketed for OH NO A SWORD!!!! by Cosmoman Dan points

space goblin ticketed for being a goblin and not telling me its secrets by Evil Kjorky points

Neo Politician ticketed for calling me a nerd by Cosmoman Dan points

Wiznerd ticketed for mixing sarin silently in chem by Merol Musip points

Issac Endsley ticketed for Possession of unregistered paralyitic agents by Merol Musip points

Wilt Rangdow ticketed for cutting off my arm with a katana. It's pretty rude y'know. by Milo Wardle points

ALL THESE BEES ticketed for Stop clogging up the escape shuttle by Milo Wardle points

Kjorky Pokitz ticketed for For not being a REAL seccylad. by Isaac Endsley points

Kjorky Pokitz ticketed for Polluting the radio channels with their SHTUPID accent by Isaac Endsley points

Marcel Sulng ticketed for Attempting to be nice to me. That is not okay. by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop points

Soda Machine ticketed for aggressive beverage based missile assault by Chance Adams points

Brock Wright ticketed for re-enacting fight club in the primary hallway by Leon Kado points

Sundance Feely ticketed for Negligent discharge of Lawgiver firearm (pulse mode) against Gun Safety Inspector Malcolm Curry. by Malcolm Curry points

Lamar Rathborne ticketed for Unregistered use of Class A "Canister Bomb" to destroy local Space Diner by Malcolm Curry points

Camryn Stern ticketed for Wrestlemania in the halls. Shameful boxer by Elric Biesieg points

Sundance Feely ticketed for Administered Haloperidol to dying inmate via rifle. Said inmate perished shortly after due to improper medical care. by Malcolm Curry points

Robbie Bob ticketed for Improper use of Stun Baton, recommend another run of baton training by Malcolm Curry points

Sundance Feely ticketed for Unnecessary use of cryostylane grenade against captive. by Malcolm Curry points

Sundance Feely ticketed for Violating gun safety by needlessly injuring a captive by shooting them with their lawbringer firearm on pulse mode. by Malcolm Curry points

Dear Thug Dudes ticketed for Strike you a deal. Keep security out of the hands of other gangs, we'll let you loiter here, maybe even throw you a flash. Cross us, you're dead by Sundance Feely points

Dab Daniels ticketed for Squabbeling by Hans Mueller points

Reese Finlay ticketed for Armed squabbeling by Hans Mueller points

Pizza Vending Machines ticketed for Attempting to get rid of me. You can't get rid of me bitch, I'm like a vinyl record on meth by Digornio Pizzarelli points

James Lequack ticketed for Forcing the crew to get cloned via bridal-carrying them to the cloner and/or flashing them. I would arrest you for kidnapping but this is pretty funny to me so i'm writing you a ticket instead by Digornio Pizzarelli points

Mitten Skags ticketed for Non-lethal assault with a deadly assault brick. by Digornio Pizzarelli points

Staff Assistants ticketed for Existing by Digornio Pizzarelli points

The Gods ticketed for forcefully making everyone either a staff assistant or a security officer. That's an infraction, by Digornio Pizzarelli points

Sundance Feely ticketed for Dying as the Head of Security. How uncouth! by Digornio Pizzarelli points

Almost certainly the Chef ticketed for Deep frying that other ticket too by Freddy Flowers points

All the emagged NanoMed Pluses ticketed for Breaking the Hippocratic Oath by Freddy Flowers points

Violet Mayweather ticketed for Substances by Jonathan Burger points

Unknown ticketed for Teleporting me into the Brig by Freddy Flowers points

Probably the Chef again ticketed for Deep frying my original ticket by Freddy Flowers points

QM ticketed for Not existing, not making money for the station by Freddy Flowers points

Jonah Anderson ticketed for On fire without a permit by Freddy Flowers points

Medbay Lobby ticketed for Having more lethal floorpills on offer than actual medicine by Freddy Flowers points

Seinfield music ticketed for Appearing with no scientific explanation by Freddy Flowers points

I assume the Chef? ticketed for Deep frying what used to be a whole, perfectly useable, EVA spacesuit set by Freddy Flowers points

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