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The Janitor ticketed for all this motherfucking blood by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Medbay ticketed for Exhausting our entire monkey resources by Vaughn Moon 0 points

the cool owl monkey ticketed for being a total fuck with the meat cleaver by Vaughn Moon 0 points

all these cursed monkeys ticketed for creeping me out with their owl costumes by Peter Van Doorn 0 points

shawn ward ticketed for self-harm AND harming the cool owl monkey by Vaughn Moon 0 points

wonk ticketed for being irish by Vaughn Moon 0 points

the alert button coils ticketed for fucking sucking goddamn pieces of shit won't goddamn prime themselves fuck off ugh by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Engineers ticketed for there's STILL a fucking hole over here!! by Vaughn Moon 0 points

wonk ticketed for being a shitty fucker by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Peter Van Doorn ticketed for being in charge of THIS fucking mess by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Chemistry ticketed for looking pristine by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Town Guard ticketed for napping on duty by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Josiah Pearsall ticketed for Being in jail by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Security ticketed for Do we pay you to keep dead animals lying around?! by Vaughn Moon 0 points

the really handsome space spider ticketed for oh my god he's handsome by Vaughn Moon 1 points

The round ticketed for oh my god it's still fucking going someone turn off that piano by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Sam Starfall ticketed for Authorized deconstruction by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Wendy Blyde ticketed for Unauthorized deconstruction of bar area by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Spooky Ghost ticketed for GET THOSE LIGHTS BACK ON by Dant?s Edmundsson 0 points

Spooky Ghost ticketed for aaaaa its too scary go away ghost aaaa by Dant?s Edmundsson 0 points

Communications Console ticketed for for not working when the power remains on by Dant?s Edmundsson 0 points

Tony Batten ticketed for Assault by Vinegar Weinessig 0 points

Gravity ticketed for being really annoying around the regal ornament by Ion Storm-Rainbow 0 points

ETA-38 ticketed for For being a total asshat. Ha. This nerd is a cyborg! A ROBOTIC NERD. HAHAHA. by Raul Stall 0 points

Doors in Medbay ticketed for For being shocked, presumably by the AI by Ion Storm-Rainbow 0 points

Salty McSaltman ticketed for Walled research by Vinegar Weinessig 0 points

Salty McSaltman ticketed for Walling off research like a nerd by Guldurn Taintnun 0 points

Lee Liam ticketed for Leaving your PDA on the floor by Duke Kickem 0 points

Enough jokes already!!! ticketed for CLOWNS ARE BAD by Odin Williams 0 points

Anne Trey ticketed for Having the job assignment of "Vampire Lizard" whilst being neither a vampire nor a wizard by Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky 1 points

Stevie Blaine ticketed for Being a demon by Wendy Blyde 0 points

Danny Peters ticketed for Attempting to make the AI Rouge by Drago Kitterson 0 points

the clown ticketed for stealin ma ID by Danny Peters 0 points

BOZO ticketed for Using a Buff-R-Matic 3000 without a licence. by Jamison Foster 0 points

Jed Milewski ticketed for Vandalism by Gavin Nedry 0 points

the loaves ticketed for killing the inspector by Aiden Rockwell 0 points

the captain ticketed for serving not tasty loaves by Aiden Rockwell 1 points

the loafer ticketed for emitting all this horrendous noise by Aiden Rockwell 0 points

Shitter RD ticketed for supplying the clown with cocaine, or lube or something idk by Madeline Log 0 points

dead shark ticketed for Unlawful death on nanotrasen property. by Badonk Adonk 0 points

Knockus Maximus ticketed for GolemMancer by Kadinger Xul 0 points

Jay Wolff ticketed for not time crime by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Riza Dessier ticketed for being incredibly suspicious and glowing and sparking and stuff by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Spooky Bee ticketed for being naked, not spooky by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Sir Buckethead ticketed for ignoring the dog's prophecy about the doom by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Kale Tuominen ticketed for allowing a ghost to haunt the janitorial cart by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Walter Quinn ticketed for attempting to be fired out of a torpedo tube by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Mick Joffer ticketed for helping Lily White eat Emily Claire. CANNIBALS by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Andres HotDog ticketed for formenting a hauntdog rebellion against the kitchen by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Lily White ticketed for eating Emily Claire by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Graham Harshman ticketed for killing all of security with a hotwired engine by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Sugar Beeman ticketed for double teaming a single security officer and losing by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Julius Chauvin ticketed for embarrassing boxers everywhere by attempting to be a wrestling villain duo by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

John Freeman ticketed for mistaking a dog for a hot dog by Listel Sheerfield 1 points

Foxtrot ticketed for being a spooky ghost dog by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Lily White ticketed for organising a hauntdog siege on my office by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Andres HotDog ticketed for sieging my office with hauntdogs at the direction of Lily White by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Vaughn Moon ticketed for not saving me from a hauntdog siege by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

The Clown ticketed for Being accepted into the sec force by Fab Houlous 0 points

barkeeper, chef, and janitor ticketed for everything being such a fucking disgrace by Jongus Don-Gus 0 points

Rooke Knightly ticketed for Theft of the captain's spacesuit, spare ID and dignity by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Digornio Pizzarelli ticketed for Spreading sewage cheese all over the halls by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Bill Cash ticketed for Calling me a "dick" with a name like Bill Cash by Sugar Beeman 0 points

sec hallway ticketed for being NASTY AS FUCK by Jongus Don-Gus 0 points

blob ticketed for terrible colour scheme by Jongus Don-Gus 0 points

jongus dongus ticketed for being a bad sec guy and a worse medic and an even worse engineer by Jongus Don-Gus 0 points

hallway ticketed for bieng such an awful mess by Jongus Don-Gus 0 points

Pepe Roni ticketed for Disrespecting sec officer Ashe Welling by Chad Harrow 0 points

Mysterious Arms Distributor ticketed for Wheeling and Dealing sharp death to all members of the station. Katanas are supposed to be a heavily regulated market. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

POOPY ticketed for poorly impersonating the real MAETCHO MAEN by Sir Buckethead 0 points

Vinegar Weinessig ticketed for On purpose fals alarm by Gavin Nedry 0 points

Jamar Rogers ticketed for choking and biting Arti by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Johnathan Daemon ticketed for pretending to be the captain despite not having the stupid hat by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Bernard Gutler ticketed for welding the doors to the AI upload and then.. farting on them by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Jebediah Hawkins ticketed for being just the best chief engineer ever by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Donny Muggins ticketed for being immolated by the engine fire without submitting an official vacation form by Listel Sheerfield 1 points

Collin Ro ticketed for not getting in enough by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

One-Handed Wally ticketed for lamenting their existence as a frog by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Skoo Ka Too ticketed for oppressing amphibian rights movements by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

The Captain ticketed for Being oddly competent this shift. I don't trust you. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Boris Bubbleton ticketed for Asking for AA to prank security. Bad! by Albert Hofmann 0 points

Rickie Dickie ticketed for arriving way too late for the party by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Armando Jerome ticketed for pontificating about an afterlife in which they do not work for Nanotrasen by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Snooty Boopins ticketed for advocating violence against Nanotrasen property, specifically borgs by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Lynette Medli ticketed for hoarding weaponry like a prepper, yet not growing the beard by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Cyborg Gamma-82 ticketed for not expecting betrayal after betraying the betrayers who betrayed the crew by Listel Sheerfield 1 points

Harrison Sommer ticketed for creating a toxic workplace environment by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

INGSOC ticketed for stranding me on the station while being killswitched by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Dant?s Edmundsson ticketed for co-hosting a radio show instead of repairing the station after multiple bombings by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Cerris Grayson ticketed for being a miracle of this universe by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Julius Chauvin ticketed for playing games with my heart by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Kjorky Pokitz ticketed for being a disgrace to the medical profession by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Ramon Reade ticketed for standing suspiciously in the armoury while contemplating all of the missing taser guns by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Lynette Medli ticketed for being a monkey chiropractor by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Randolph Checkers ticketed for not saving the clown from being devoured by the engine by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

J K Mate ticketed for trying to host a radio show while not at the radio station by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Lincoln Williams ticketed for smoking all of the deathweed without sharing by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Tooty ticketed for burning down the dance floor by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Snooty Boopins ticketed for collecting eyeballs to use as post apocalyptic currency by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Bruce Feufer ticketed for being horrible at everything by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

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