Tickets - Goon Hub

genetics ticketed for not stabilizing the genes they sent to the booth by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

NOOT ticketed for continually claiming spy bounties in front of security like he expects us to do nothing. Well, NOOT, I wrote this ticket and that's something! by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

jug of moonshine ticketed for being insufficiently alcoholic by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Malachi Kiefer ticketed for repeatedly stabbing himself with a knife because he "needed blood" by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

NOOT ticketed for Having unfunny, loud shoes. by Alejandro De Leon 0 points

Flint Loque ticketed for Assault of an officer, possession of contraband, Quantum Yakety Sax by Larry Lyme 0 points

all these god damn rubber ducks ticketed for am i hallucinating from the drugs? nah i must not by Icarus Bones 0 points

Botany ticketed for Making some really good shit in bar.... too good.... by Icarus Bones 0 points

the voice in my head ticketed for NO NO NO GET THE FUCK OUT IM PLAYING MINECRAFT by Icarus Bones 0 points

Andrew Kisp, Head of Personnel ticketed for just standing in Research staring at the wall next to a beaker full of plasma. It's very ominous! by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Science ticketed for Being on fire for more than 10 minutes, being a living breathing OSHA violation by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Shift Time : 69 minutes ticketed for nice by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Ronald Reddy ticketed for hotboxing security and somehow managing to set people ablaze with weed by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Whoever the hell the Janitor was this shift. ticketed for you abandoned us by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

that prick who killed me and took my smokes too. ticketed for give them back by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Rob Oson ticketed for making rainbow cannabis and not telling security. disregard this ticket i just needed a blunt wrapper by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Jose Gonzales ticketed for being a changeling and begging for mercy while being dragged off to a brutal execution jesus christ this is actually depressing im sorry but the hos ordered it forgive me by Digornio Pizzarelli 1 points

those pricks who always vote for oshan or manta ticketed for i cant swim please stop by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Jesus Christ Denton ticketed for Attempting to violate Security's property with his holy presence by Isaac Endsley 0 points

Neo Xzilon ticketed for For deepfrying previously issued tickets in a manner that didn't even taste good like seriously super gooey take some classes or something by Isaac Endsley 0 points

Neo Xzilon ticketed for Fucking with the doors during my morning walk. Cmon I don't wanna see that. by Isaac Endsley 0 points

Scrubbo Trashdigger ticketed for theft of the Captain's ID, impersonating the Captain by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Cheddar Cheezwhiz ticketed for breaking in to Security, assaulting Security Officers by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Flint Logue ticketed for creating a slip hazard in the halls, vandalising Security by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Jesus Christ Denton ticketed for having shock gloves, modified flash assembly, and assembling bomb components in the Mechanic Lab by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Jesus Christ Denton ticketed for Void/duplicate by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Flint Logue ticketed for Constructing a gruesome killing machine directly in front of EVA in broad daylight by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Malachi Kiefer ticketed for Creating bombs and tried to spread em around the station. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points

Bitty Shill ticketed for stealing my stuff which is bad by Fleshity Blob 0 points

Damian Campbell ticketed for Spilling milk over the whole GOD DAMN STATION LIKE A TODDLER. by Dabs McCoy 0 points

Harrison Walker ticketed for not killing a ling by Harrison Walker 0 points

King Chungus ticketed for Breaking the sec-doors while being told to stop...then cutting all the wires and bolting another door shut locking an officer down. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points

Zoey Hayhurst ticketed for theft of the hand teleporter, dangerously unauthorised teleportation by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Elika Zamani ticketed for unauthorised use of the ID computer, ID card theft, breaking in to Security, failing to comply with Security, possession of a bomb vest, attempted terrorism, creating dangerous drugs, hacking tools by Manuel Hardie 1 points

Total Cheek ticketed for attacking the Inspector by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Flavia Lulla ticketed for theft of the Captain's spare ID, and tampering with the ID computer by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Jorbus Keiran ticketed for monkey overload by Rico Keyes 0 points

Edward Ellenburg ticketed for Driving ticket. Subs are not meant for hallways by Raphael Cousteau 0 points

Syndi Man ticketed for Spreading Welding Fuel in the main hallways. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points

Josef K ticketed for Messed with the coolest Clown in town. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points

Billy Bigsteps ticketed for failure to produce a cocktail upon request by Dash Anger 0 points

Jamari Adams ticketed for stealing the Captain's ID and using the identification computer to gain unauthorised access by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Spoons McGee ticketed for Monkey murder by Burt Norman 0 points

Jay Burger ticketed for immolating a space station member with a dangerous liquid by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Roast Beef ticketed for breaking light tubes by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Boris Brovowski ticketed for public urination, explosive foods by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Thermo-Electric Generator ticketed for setting the Chief Engineer on fire by Willy Trovato 0 points

Thermo-Electric Generator ticketed for being difficult by Willy Trovato 0 points

Duncan Jones ticketed for Vandalism - Breaking Lights by Granadillo Graves 0 points

Preston Suffolk ticketed for being a huge nerd by Jesus Christ Denton 0 points

Bruce Bedford ticketed for Assaulting staff and damaging company property by Robert Rocke 0 points

Kitchen Staff ticketed for Absolutely revolting working conditions within the kitchen. Kitchen is closed until clenliness goes up. by Robert Rocke 0 points

Cargo ticketed for failure to contain the blood flood by Preston Suffolk 2 points

Ancient Ghosts ticketed for Trapping a Nanotrasen inspector inside of a room by Robert Rocke 0 points

Jesus Denton ticketed for Littering shotgun shells all over the ground by Robert Rocke 0 points

Vaughn Moon ticketed for Using ancient translocation magic to teleport people into glass tombs by Robert Rocke 0 points

Vaughn Moon ticketed for imprisoning me in this HELL by Preston Suffolk 0 points

Bruce Bedford ticketed for Violating my potted plants. by Preston Suffolk 0 points

Bruce Bedford ticketed for Littering by Robert Rocke 0 points

Jose Gonzalez ticketed for Destruction of a NanoTrasen ticket, created by a very valued member of the company by Robert Rocke 0 points

Jose Gonzalez ticketed for Aggression towards a valued member of the company by Robert Rocke 0 points

Quartermaster ticketed for Sleeping/drinking/idling/dead on the job. Not enough cargo. by Robert Rocke 0 points

Botany ticketed for Creating a fire hazard by Robert Rocke 0 points

Medbay ticketed for Allowing an absolutely enormous hole to be formed in the station. by Robert Rocke 0 points

Jamar ticketed for You're a nerd by Raphael Cousteau 0 points

the mime ticketed for for being a damned mime, just cause you didnt get the HOP medals doesnt mean you punch me by Krustard 0 points

the station hiring staff ticketed for for hiring bad detective, they supposed to solve crimes not make them by Krustard 0 points

Syrianne Entahir ticketed for for letting clown steal PDA whilst it was open on traitor buying screen. Silly bad detective, pay more attention next time. Shame you spent all your traitor bucks cause that would have been fun. by Krustard 0 points

Macolm Curry ticketed for grenades are dangerous, sentence dropped to a ticket because he admitted it by Raphael Cousteau 0 points

Irvine Wible ticketed for Vandalism by Lee Roberts 0 points

Quentin Pinny ticketed for being a Syndicate traitor in serious denial by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Ricky Rollerskates ticketed for being a Syndicate traitor by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Artyom Chyornyj ticketed for hacking doors to gain access to EVA by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Simian Operative Zeta ticketed for breaking in to the Security Armory by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Ben Ludwig ticketed for using teleport portals to break in to the Captain's Quarters, attempting to steal the Captain's property by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Jack Denton ticketed for breaking in to Security, littering by placing floor pills by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Damian Campbell ticketed for breaking in to Security, attempting to steal from Security by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Emmanuel James ticketed for breaking in to Security, tampering with doors in Security by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Mark Bynum ticketed for tampering with doors at Security by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Damian Campbell ticketed for Breaking in to Security, theft of various snacks and associated foods from Security by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Sylvester Supernova ticketed for HONK (: by Matt Stone the Clown 0 points

the mime without an official name ticketed for creating an explosive device and having narcotics by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Drone CR-116 ticketed for Existing by Sundance Feely 0 points

Unknown ticketed for hitting Heisenbee by Flint Logue 0 points

Research Director ticketed for neglecting Heisenbee by Flint Logue 0 points

Oshan ticketed for being too wet by Flint Logue 0 points

TurboNerd ticketed for being a nerd by Flint Logue 0 points

Krustard ticketed for Being a bad clown by Big Lenny 0 points

Flint Logue ticketed for Speeding in the hallway by Big Lenny 0 points

Osborne Rahl ticketed for Speeding in the hallway by Big Lenny 0 points

Box Ta ticketed for Speeding in the South corridor by Big Lenny 0 points

NOOT ticketed for tresspassing in Sec-Bridge maintenance by Daniel Suthers 0 points

Tony Alfredo ticketed for hacking doors to Security, attempting to taser a Security Officer, losing his ID by Manuel Hardie 0 points

NOOT ticketed for creating multiple very annoying radio-activated horn devices by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Tony Alfredo ticketed for attempting to steal from Security by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Real Richard ticketed for Dying without signing the proper papers OR getting permission from the relevant authorities by Reynardo Robotnik 0 points

Timmy Steward ticketed for going on a cyalume saber rampage by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Keith Butterfill ticketed for creating a mechanical teleport deathtrap into a crusher by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Brendan Dugger ticketed for Signing contracts with Devils by Big Lenny 1 points