Chefticketed forDo not kill tlaking monkeys. They are technically valued crew. Failure to folow this order will result in further and mor hardh punishmentbyTom Foolery0points
MilK Toast the Clownticketed forBeing a naughty lil fellabyTom Foolery0points
Caleb Blackticketed forPossibly stealing a sec issue phaser cratebyMaynard Younger0points
Barry Barbuckleticketed forFailure to comply with Nanotrasen cooking guidelines in regards to inspector requestsbyGritz McGravy0points
Pyrite Plumbumticketed forFailure to schedule Head of Personel for this shiftbyGritz McGravy0points
Chip Sellersticketed forDereliction of bartending duties due to unauthorized suicidebyGritz McGravy0points
Chip Sellersticketed forNot knowing what a Triple Citrus isbyGritz McGravy0points
Who ever the fuck drank the creamerticketed forDammit that's my job!byMaynard Younger0points
Jay Kouriticketed forMaking threats to head of staffbyHazard Butte0points
Keith Hawkinsticketed forBreaking and enteringbyHazard Butte0points
Jay Kouriticketed forNot keeping artlab safebyHazard Butte0points
Mimi Saitoticketed fornot showering before entering the pool, so grossbyHailey Marshall0points
YES man Treebyticketed fortaking of a seat without permissionbyIvy McCullough0points
Operative Paladinticketed forBreaking into the HoS' office because of tresspasserbyOperative Paladin0points
Nasheen Youngticketed forEating the HoS's spaghetti and drinking their vodka. Also dying in security from eating the forbidden spaghettibyOperative Paladin0points
Aspen Mintzticketed forbeing a confirmed nerd.byPsi0points
Sian Westticketed for1. Lack of initiative: A staff assistant who lacks initiative may wait to be told what to do rather than being proactive and taking the initiative to complete tasks or address issues as they arise. 2. Poor time management: A staff assistant who is not able to effectively manage their time may struggle to complete tasks in a timely manner, which can impact the functioning of the station and cause delays or disruptions. 3. Unreliability: A staff assistant who is unreliable may fail to show up for work or complete tasks as assigned, which can create additional work and stress for other crew members.byBarrel Punchbeef0points
Securityticketed forShitseccing at every possible momentbyLawrence Wentzel0points
Bar ownerticketed forBar is a ungodly mess, this is terriblebyLawrence Wentzel0points
THE STATIONticketed forHAVING THE LEGENDARY OFFICER DOUCHE. BEING COVERED IN BLOOD. FARTS. BEING VARIOUS LEVELS OF RUDE. I. WHYbyOfficer Pingsky0points
RANDO ALTEREticketed forYOU GOT??? SENT?? TO HELL????? HOW? HOW DOES A HUMAN SIN SO MUCH? I'D WRITE A LONGER TICKET, BUT I'M SURE SPACETAN WILL DO THAT FOR YOU... WHAT HAS THIS SHIFT BEEN.byOfficer Pingsky0points
HILDE ROTHAMticketed forBEING A GOOD CAPTAIN. SINCE WHEN DOES NANOTRASEN OF ALL PLACES HIRE GOOD? CAPTAINS!? REALLY? CAPTAINS THAT CARE FOR THEIR CREW? AND THE SILICONS!? IF I COULD MASS PRODUCE TICKETS FOR YOU I WOULD.byOfficer Pingsky0points
THE SEVERED HEAD THAT GOT MAILED TO SEC 5 MINUTES AGOticketed forBEING DEAD! HOW DARE YOU DIE ON COMPANY TIME!? AS THE PROVIDER OF SEMI-EDIBLE FOOD!? HAVE YOU NO IDEA HOW ESSENTIAL YOU ARE TO STATION OPERATION? DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION AT NANOTRASEN, YOU CURRENTLY ROTTING-IN-THE-KITCHEN SLACKER! I WOULD HAVE SHOT YOU AT THE BAR EARLIER FOR YOUR NUMEROUS HEALTH CODE VIOLATIONS, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE DONE THE WORK FOR ME!byOfficer Pingsky0points
DAVIONticketed forMAKING PORT BOMBS. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? YOU ARE SUBJECTING POOR INNOCENT CRIMELESS CREWMATES TO THE TERROR OF TELEPORTING AND THE COLD DEAD VOID OF SPACE. HAVE YOU NO EMPATHY OR COMMON SENSE!? IF I HAD FINGERS I'D USE THEM TO FIGHT CRIME, NOT WHATEVER MONSTROSITIES SCIENCE HAS DECIDED TO COOK- YOU DID IT AGAIN. GODDAMMIT SCIENCE!byOfficer Pingsky0points
Hatem Synder's armsticketed forflying off. I mean you unlawfully dabbed, what were you expectinbyShawn Captain0points
ARM MANticketed forWHAT IN THE HOLY ASIMOVIAN HELL IS THIS CRAP HOW DID YOUR ARMS FLY OFF I FEAR NO CRIMER BUT THIS? THIS SCARES ME. AND I DO NOT LIKE BEING SCARED. A TICKET FOR YOUR STUPIDITY AND INTIMIDATION SKILLS.byOfficer Pingsky0points
SCRUFFY MCZALGOticketed forDYING! IN SPACE! WITHIN FULL VIEW OF DISPOSALS! ON COMPANY TIME! DO YOU NOT VALUE YOUR JOB AT NANOTRASEN!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN EMPTY YOUR TOOLBOX! YOUR ID IS JUST SITTING IN SPACE! WE EXPECT BETTER OF YOU, A LOYAL EMPLOYEE OF THE COMPANY!byOfficer Pingsky0points
THE CHEFticketed forPOOR SANITATION, SERVING MOUSE MEAT, HAVING VOMIT ON THE FLOOR, BEING COVERED IN BLOOD, YOU SMELLY PIECE OF NERD SANDWICH! HA!byOfficer Pingsky0points
Micah Owenticketed forLosing at russian roulettebyCyborg Tau-20points
Normal Humanticketed forgiving me motion sicknessbyLily Curie0points
Wyatt Silverticketed forBeing shifty! Also running from a stern talking to and a ticket! Also attacking House.byPursuit Price0points
Alexander Blaineticketed forbeing the most successful crimer and traitor of all time, literally none have ever been as accomplished.byAlexander Blaine0points
Alexander Blaineticketed forsinglehandedly destroying and owning Cargonia with his nukie comrades.byAlexander Blaine0points
Alexander Blaineticketed forhe was found with 10 full bags of weed.byAlexander Blaine0points
Alexander Blaineticketed forhaving deeply supressed urges to brig somebody for no reason.byAlexander Blaine0points
Alexander Blaineticketed forplot to commit terrorism and blow up the universe.byAlexander Blaine0points
Alexander Blaineticketed forplotting to murder the clown and make it look like an accident with a segway crash.byAlexander Blaine0points
Alexander Blaineticketed forplotting to sneak worms into the HoS's ears.byAlexander Blaine0points
Alexander Blaineticketed fortalking to crew about the merits of joining the revolution and how much sec is terrible.byAlexander Blaine0points