Tickets - Goon Hub

OWL GANG ticketed for ILLEGAL GANG SPRAY TAGS by Casey Spark 0 points

Louis Steele ticketed for unauthorized handling of a prisoner by Nero Pierce 0 points

Honksters ticketed for assaulting by Nero Pierce 0 points

John Rohtin ticketed for improper treatment and handling of prisoner by Nero Pierce 0 points

Gretchen Taylor ticketed for trashing the hallways by Nero Pierce 0 points

The Quartermasters ticketed for Using pizza as a construction material by Freddy Flowers 0 points

Mike Beasley ticketed for Vandalism and destroying corporate property by Frank Sarley 0 points

Corey Tedrow ticketed for Trespassing. by Julio Hayhurst 0 points

William Moberly ticketed for Making a bloody mess in Medbay due to a giant Hulk Monster by Booker Pinkerton 0 points

Painting himself red. Too red. Or maybe thats a sunburn? That looks bad you should go to medbay! ticketed for fuck by Adrian Clarke 2 points

Tooty Dooty ticketed for Health and Saftey Violation by Jebediah Hawkins 0 points

PAL 2500 ticketed for Being unable to serve me icecream, despite serving being a prime directive. by Julio Hayhurst 1 points

MArgaret Melrose ticketed for For being a looney by Duke Dukems 0 points

Lenington Ants ticketed for Smashing lights without a permit by Jack Jackman 0 points

Carlos Brown ticketed for Posession of unlicenced red box with two exclamation points by Jack Jackman 0 points

HUnter SMith ticketed for unlicenced body by Jack Jackman 0 points

R.O.B. ticketed for Being a snitch by Jack Jackman 0 points

whoever killed Heisenbee ticketed for killing the Heisenbee by Frederick Cooper 0 points

owl gang ticketed for killing the queen bee by Frederick Cooper 0 points

Roman Lawhon ticketed for faking acid spit at an officer by Dr. Floorpills 0 points

Apiculturists remains ticketed for farting on a bible during work hours by Rusty Bottom 0 points

the mime ticketed for this isnt a ticket its a note of praise for making a really nice butt bott art piece by Jeffery Jefferson 1 points

THE JANITORS ticketed for having two people but only one pair of galoshes, completely illegal by Jeffery Jefferson 1 points

Pepe Roni ticketed for After intervening to stop a mouse from stabbing him, he stabbed me multiple times and killed the mouse, while laughing. by Lily White 0 points

Jadyn Bullard ticketed for threatening SEC officer by Nero Pierce 0 points

Frank Sarley ticketed for fighting with other staff by Nero Pierce 0 points

Jadyn Bullard ticketed for fighting with other staff by Nero Pierce 0 points

Dr. Floorpills ticketed for oh my god what the FUCK are you doing in that kitchen? This is seriously the most disgusting thing. by Don Geon 0 points

Johnny Walker ticketed for Johnny you stupid fucking piece of horse radish. These stupid lanes have only brought more harm to the crew than they have done good. This is a dumb fucking idea and I dare consider mutiny against you for this garbage. You don't need lanes in the fucking hallways. Jesus christ. FUCK! I already had trouble getting a bartender to medbay because of this nonsensical garbage. This barely works because people don't understand that you're able to cross through people with the help intent. Take this shit down now. by Vivian Weaver 5 points

Dr. Floorpills ticketed for Animal Cruelty. Please do not kill monkeys inhumanely. by Don Geon 0 points

robots ticketed for being rude little jerks by a grody frogman 1 points

genetics ticketed for being obliviously useless by a grody frogman 1 points

The AI ticketed for not being stephanie mir by Malcolm Curry 2 points

Marvin Log ticketed for Blocking off the main hall by Stephen Rhinehart 0 points

Patrick Focell ticketed for Lookin so damn fine. by Jeremy Merigold 2 points

Kain Brindle ticketed for Farting on an officer of the law by Bruce Isaman 2 points

Melos Torun ticketed for smashing tomatoes everywhere by Abel Miller 0 points

Aleks Adamska ticketed for attempting to break into EVA by Abel Miller 0 points

Jimmy Bemmy ticketed for trespassing and hacking doors near science by Abel Miller 0 points

Senji Gyoken ticketed for Attempting to break a talking window with a chair by Arthur Conway 0 points

Bobby Bob ticketed for being a selfish captain by Mr. Green 1 points

Lily White ticketed for being a monster by Mr. Green 0 points

Freaky Freakycrafter ticketed for expecting monkeys to read minds by Mr. Green 1 points

Enormous torrent of blood ticketed for Its too much blood, completely excessive by Peter Xanax 1 points

THE STATION ticketed for BECAUSE I CAN AND AM EVIL MUAHUAHUAHUAHUA by B.U.T.T. 1 points

John Rohtin ticketed for HONK HONK by Ashton Novik 0 points

Weaverly Webb ticketed for Braindead in a hallway, pass out in a corner like a civilized person by Patrick Finnegan 0 points

The ling ticketed for Becoming a fucking abomination far too early and getting its shit wrecked by Fab Houlous 0 points

Whoever took a picture of a blackhole ticketed for Taking a much too high quality picture, feels like its right there next to me by Fab Houlous 0 points

jakob fridge ticketed for defacating in public beyond the allowed amount by Dale Aberdeen 1 points

Digornio Pizzarelli ticketed for Sub-par Drink Composition by Jebediah Hawkins 0 points

Bryce Richter ticketed for being an idiot and running during a biomagnetic field event by Bryce Richter 0 points

David Whyvenr ticketed for using magnetic fuckery to send an officer of the law flying by Bryce Richter 1 points

Carlos Brown ticketed for for leaving his PDA with ID on the floor by Christopher Firewood 0 points

bill nye the speedy guy ticketed for breaking the speed of sound limit by Regular Human 1 points

Doc Friesling ticketed for Breaking the engine and almost killing coworkers by Vivian Weaver 0 points

Mystery Mouse Murderer ticketed for murdering a mouse, mysteriously by Regular Human 2 points

Sober crewmembers ticketed for Not understanding my clear, unambiguous, slightly drunk warnings by Patrick Finnegan 1 points

kuby ticketed for being the crime, all of it by Jeffery Jefferson 0 points

THIS PILE OF REALLY GOOD WEED ticketed for BEING LETHAL AS FUCK by Jeffery Jefferson 1 points

Whoever is trying to issue tickets by naming an empty paper sheet ticketed for not being able to properly hand out tickets by Cyborg Epsilon-6 4 points

jimmy poo ticketed for being a ling before we made them not a ling, vandalism probably by Jeffery Jefferson 0 points

fruad probably ticketed for indecent exposure, absolutely criminal by Jeffery Jefferson 0 points

Changeling ticketed for Not being alive for trial by Cyborg Epsilon-6 0 points

Nanotrasen ticketed for hiring a roboticist without limbs by Inspection-unit 69 2 points

Security ticketed for not being able to deal with a singular saw drone I have to fucking walk back to robotics with no limbs by Inspection Unit-01 0 points

Saw-pod ticketed for Sawing my goddamn limbs off by Inspection Unit-01 0 points

engineering ticketed for not existing by Inspection Unit-01 0 points

The entire medical department ticketed for leaving multiple suffocating patients with cardiac arrest causing them to die of 1000 oxy damage, by Inspection Unit-01 0 points

Botany ticketed for turning the chilly pepers blue by Inspection Unit-01 0 points

Every single borg aboard the station ticketed for performing forced surgery on amonkey using only chainsaws by Inspection Unit-01 0 points

ALBATROS ticketed for No reason at all by FitzBorg 1 points

Everyone ticketed for Im bored and because i can by Colten Rampage 0 points

Honkers The Messy Clown ticketed for Giving me and others THE SLIP by Bruce Isaman 1 points

Wizard ticketed for i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards by Joachim Jenner 0 points

Larry Lyme ticketed for Criminal Rudeness by Dr. Floorpills 0 points

Patrick Kuby ticketed for EXCESSIVE CREEPINESS by Dr. Floorpills 0 points

Wraith ticketed for Trying to kill me multiple times! Not okay!!! by Kjorky Ponkhertz 0 points

Clown ticketed for For intruding into security business by Ada Whipple 0 points

Kyleigh Leichter ticketed for Not knowing how magnets work, as a mechanic. by Gurt Bunghole 0 points

Gob Smoothhands ticketed for Gob Smoothhands Threats of Death on the Shuttle by Myst Leissa 0 points

s1t9kqvy9i37r7mxnf8v ticketed for Being an Invisible DNA Signature that I can't track by Myst Leissa 4 points

Arvel Corvin ticketed for Being dead on duty by Devin Singh 0 points

Tanner Mirabel ticketed for Bothering sir beepsky by Devin Singh 1 points

Medical Sector ticketed for Unsanitary conditions for patients by Devin Singh 0 points

Cyborg ticketed for THinking cyborgs have rights by Devin Singh 0 points

Cristopher Firewood ticketed for For being a dork by Emmanuel Hincken 0 points

Robusted by dog ticketed for Robusted by dog by Jebediah Hawkins 0 points

Kurt Baker ticketed for Public disorder by Emmanuel Hincken 0 points

Ada Whipple ticketed for He has no mouth and he must drink. Why did you do this? Why? by Emily Claire 0 points

Hunter Smith ticketed for Not being a responsible gun owner. You lose your gun and get a picket! by Leiningen Ants 0 points

Shcrewme Gently ticketed for badgering an officer with some complaint about an assistant doing assistant things by Dr. Floorpills 0 points

Emmanuel Hincken ticketed for Unauthorized death on the job. by Constantine 0 points

Grendel Lucy ticketed for Being a big meanie! by Edmond Dantes 0 points

Charles Enderly ticketed for Disorderly Conduct (but creative) by Henry Wheeler 0 points

Charles Enderly ticketed for Accidental Murder by Henry Wheeler 0 points

Cath Mika ticketed for Killing yourself so you don't have to do your job by John Hawkins 2 points

no assburgers on ass day ticketed for everyone by Gurt Bunghole 0 points

Quincy ONeill ticketed for Quincy makes delicous juice. I don't drink alcohol because my mom doesn't allow me to. by Garry Bennett 0 points

ling hop ticketed for willing to eat the law by Garry Bennett 0 points