Tickets - Goon Hub

Azungar ticketed for for being drunk on the job by Christopher Firewood 0 points

FLASHMAN, ENEMY OF THE PLAIN ticketed for for refusing to show his admin license, if he has one, by Christopher Firewood 0 points

FLASHMAN, ENEMY OF THE PLAIN ticketed for for illegaly manipulating space and time, you need an admin license for that! by Christopher Firewood 1 points

Judge Ledger ticketed for for having more than 1 body, the maximum amount of bodies (dead or not) is only 1 by Christopher Firewood 1 points

Terrorist Man 3 ticketed for for leaving ID's on the floor, eventually littering the station by Christopher Firewood 0 points

Clown bot 5.0 ticketed for for violating the OSHA code on un-oiled bike horns. by Christopher Firewood 0 points

Terrorism Man ticketed for for causing terrorism on the station by Christopher Firewood 1 points

Station Maintenance ticketed for for not clearing out a floor sheet made out of radioactive material. by Christopher Firewood 0 points

Bartender ticketed for littering by Aiden Rockwell 0 points

Preston Suffolk ticketed for Exploding without a permit by Regular Human 1 points

Fren Lee ticketed for Dying on the job by Bill Traitors 1 points

Clown ticketed for Possessing a terribly painted clown car by Psycho Man-Tits 0 points

Escape airlock ticketed for Being bolted at an inconvient time by Psycho Man-Tits 0 points

Clown car ticketed for Being garishly painted. by Psycho Man-Tits 0 points

Diplomat ticketed for THERE'S NO NEED FOR WORDS, SNAKE by Psycho Man-Tits 0 points

Psycho Man-tits ticketed for I'M PSYCHO MAN-TITS by Psycho Man-Tits 0 points

Chaplain ticketed for Selling souls to Satan, instead of to me. Come on man, I knew you were holding out on me. by Psycho Man-Tits 1 points

Werewolf ticketed for You sold your soul to satan, and all you got was a shitty fur coat. Feelsbadman. by Psycho Man-Tits 1 points

Mister Sister ticketed for Dying during a crisis. Shame on you. by Psycho Man-Tits 0 points

Shawn Callahan ticketed for Being a big dumb baby and shooting people that he had no damn chance to beat, then crying when he got killed by Rafael Stough -1 points

Roco Berry ticketed for Having a machine rip out not one, but BOTH of your eyes!!! by Sugar Beeman 1 points

Porter Bailey ticketed for Exploding without a permit by Regular Human 0 points

drown clown ticketed for drowning by Clark Ray 0 points

Nolan Stone ticketed for Disintegrating when I tried to borg them. Possesion of a goddamn lightsaber by Shrimpy DeShrimp 1 points

unauthorized wall ticketed for For blocking the south hallway by Zoey Curry 0 points

The escape shuttle ticketed for Not blowing up as usu -- by Fab Houlous 0 points

Dan Walker ticketed for Punching an agent of the law and then running away like the little bitch they are by Fab Houlous 1 points

HiV Pills ticketed for Being fucking everywhere, there must be like a million of them by Fab Houlous 1 points

Cult of Space Satan ticketed for Not having sacrificed the clown yet. by Fab Houlous 1 points

The chaplain ticketed for Sacrificing himself to Space Satan. by Fab Houlous 0 points

Captain ticketed for they said "n word" by Tombi Tokuro 0 points

Jamar Rogers ticketed for Running past a security checkpoint a billion times just to spam the AI, also having brain damage by Patton Newton 1 points

Matt Vegas ticketed for 1st warning next is fine NO DRINKS I CANT GET DRUNK REEE by Ordan Flamsey -1 points

THIS FUCKING WALL IN THE HALL ticketed for blocking escape by Yuri Petrov 0 points

Kudzu ticketed for Being annoying by Yuri Petrov 0 points

Mushrooms ticketed for Making me trip balls by Yuri Petrov 0 points

James Paxton ticketed for Being badass by Yuri Petrov 0 points

Lilian Reade ticketed for Being a bugger by Yuri Petrov 0 points

Brolee Gorgone ticketed for Blowing the bar up by Kris Slasher 0 points

medbay ticketed for making buttbots using robobutts. we're better than this, use real butts by Mercy O`Fogg 0 points

cargo bay ticketed for having blood all over our goddamn floor by Barry Burbuckle 0 points

this button ticketed for dispensing good jazz by Mercy O`Fogg 0 points

David Moon ticketed for attaching an unlicensed surgery clinic to the station without notice or bribe by Mercy O`Fogg 0 points

staff assistants ticketed for successfuly expanding the station underwater without flooding anything in violation of all assistant mores by Mercy O`Fogg 0 points

dotty spud ticketed for constructing a bar outside security without bribing security by Regular Human 0 points

kurt baker ticketed for creating living blood that moves and is spooky by Regular Human 0 points

catpiss caulfield the clown ticketed for being a fucking psychopath and busting Lurkey Lots across the face with a fucking baseball bat by Lisa Lisa 0 points

Brian Nome skullbot ticketed for spooking me the fuck out by Lisa Lisa 0 points

The Hacker ticketed for for being a lousy criminal that bluffed by Charlie Collins 0 points

Glucose Polysaturate ticketed for Making Chem Green by John Rotch 0 points

Captain's Arms ticketed for WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE TICKETS???? by Shawn Callaghan 1 points

Teleporter room ticketed for Being poorly lit, poorly staffed, and overused. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Captain ticketed for Making shitty jokes. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Captain ticketed for Too many goddamn tickets by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Vending Machine outside Medbay ticketed for Stealing my goddamn credits. You goddamn piece of shit. Gimmie my damn Dr. Pubber. by Shawn Callaghan 2 points

Lime-aid ticketed for Not being a Dr. Pubber by Shawn Callaghan 2 points

Trial ticketed for Not happening before shuttle call. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Creepy floating red bee ticketed for Being creepy. And floaty. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Captain ticketed for Being a putz who fucked up the engine. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Engine ticketed for Being a big meanie who refused to work properly when asked nicely. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Syndicate ticketed for Being in the station where you don't belong. Go find your own station, or something. by Shawn Callaghan 1 points

Science Team ticketed for KILLING THEMSELVES WITH BASIC PHYSICS. AGAIN. by Shawn Callaghan 2 points

Everyone responsible for this mess in the bar ticketed for being so god damn filthy holy shit it's worse than a KFC after a 16 hour shift and no one's cleaned the fryers by Abraham Lincoln 0 points

Brolee Gorgone ticketed for Assaulting the captain by Rian Fields 0 points

??? ticketed for What the heck was that disconnect I could swear everything was water for a moment THIS NEEDS A TICKET by Escha Thermic 0 points

Dotty Spud ticketed for dying on the job by Escha Thermic 0 points

werewolf ticketed for being mocked without a permit by Escha Thermic 1 points

Zark Jr. ticketed for dropping his PDA and issuing an invalid ticket to Captain Cockroach by Captain Cockroach 0 points

Captain Cockroach ticketed for farting bastard by Zark Jr. 0 points

Captain Cockroach ticketed for Screaming without a permit by Abnabner Salad 0 points

Talia Fields ticketed for Entering into the bar unauthorized. Vomiting everywhere. by Charlie Collins 0 points

Roman Lawhon ticketed for Breaking into Tool Storage by Charlie Collins 0 points

Zoey Campbell ticketed for Failure to send important NT material to its proper destination, allowing for said material to become compromised. by Muk Utep 0 points

Tooty ticketed for For immediately eating valuable NT Property. by Muk Utep 0 points

Jenko Boleth ticketed for getting pranked by tooty and loosing his pda. To tooty HONK by Tooty 0 points

7 canbombs at once ticketed for more like can'tbombs amirit- *dies* by Fab Houlous 0 points

Holy fuck ticketed for That explosion knocked me down and im like a kilometer away by Fab Houlous 0 points

The kitchen ticketed for Having a population of monkeys great enough to consider a country by Fab Houlous 3 points

The admin music ticketed for Destroying my earing by Fab Houlous 0 points

Random fucking flag popping in my screen ticketed for Scaring the bejeesus out of me by Fab Houlous 0 points

The admin music ticketed for being a sweet tune by Fab Houlous 0 points

Everyone in arrival ticketed for Randomly idling in arrival, generally being afk and useless by Fab Houlous 0 points

Micheal Stevens ticketed for Swearing at the Captain by Trip James 0 points

Francis Weeter ticketed for not knowing how job preferences work by Aiden Rockwell 2 points

engineers ticketed for existing by Sixgun Mclunksky 0 points

Wizard President ticketed for Not following proper biological containment procedures. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

The Mime ticketed for unoriginal name, crime by Escha Thermic 0 points

Changeling Old Man Jenkins ticketed for darn it I knew you were a ling when you kept shaking that dude come on you're too experienced for that junk cut it out then again it worked in the sense that I just wanted to hit artifacts? by Escha Thermic 0 points

Hotspot ticketed for Burning botany before there is weed by Escha Thermic 2 points

Lurkey Lots ticketed for Telling me to PUT MY TICKET APP AWAY by Escha Thermic 0 points

Lurkey Lots ticketed for Suspicion of the ticket master file by Escha Thermic 0 points

the crew ticketed for surviving by Bryce Richter 3 points

Lurkey Lots ticketed for letting pathology run out of control. AGAIN by Mei Hua 0 points

Francis Weeter ticketed for amateur PDA hijinks by Mei Hua 0 points

Emerson Bigguns ticketed for EMERSONNNN!!! by Mei Hua 1 points

The Blob ticketed for Eating me by Francis Weeter 2 points

Science ticketed for Not having as many blood trails as I was expecting. Good job. by Francis Weeter 0 points

the AI ticketed for Not giving the exact reason for a shuttlecall. by Francis Weeter 0 points

The janitor ticketed for Getting cluwned by Francis Weeter 0 points

Botany ticketed for Growing weak-ass weed by Francis Weeter 2 points