Tickets - Goon Hub

Genetics and Medbay ticketed for Offering a way for crew members to set themselves on fire. What the hell guys? You know how suicidal we are and NT is very strict about committing suicide on the job. by Durian Kindreck 0 points

Everyone ticketed for Existing by Llewys Dawes 0 points

Katherine Reid ticketed for Making the most loudest, most obnoxious, loafing machine, EVER by Sam Starfall 0 points

Spraynard Kruger ticketed for blowing my leg off with a firework rocket by Yasmin Voraes 0 points

Bran Titus ticketed for Fire by Randy Rocke 0 points

Lenard Brown ticketed for Apples by Randy Rocke 0 points

Sam Eagle ticketed for Left his blood all over security. Improper use of handcuffs. by Randy Rocke 0 points

Lenington Ants ticketed for Impersonation of one of our beautiful security officers. Tresspassing. by Robert Rocke 0 points

Lenard Brown ticketed for Unauthorized use of wanted poster machine. public nudity. by Robert Rocke 0 points

Ace Victor ticketed for Labelling an officer of the law. We don't allow discrimination around here, mister! by Lev Flaurous 0 points

Trent Poehl ticketed for Losing a fight to a monkey. SHAMEFUL. by Lev Flaurous 0 points

James Lequack ticketed for Leading half of sec on a merry chase by Lev Flaurous 0 points

whoever took the lockers from crew quarters ticketed for taking the lockers from crew quarters by Burt Norman 0 points

Unwieldy Machine ticketed for Littering by Burt Norman 0 points

Melos Torun ticketed for Assault, having ILLEGALLL toys by Garry Bennett 0 points

Larry Lyme ticketed for Vandalism and general tomfoolery by Ali Driscoll 0 points

bad wraith ticketed for It's not spooky by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Valterk Balmue ticketed for He's walkin here! by Sugar Beeman 0 points

YEEAH ticketed for Drinking security property. by Robert Rocke 0 points

Lev Flaurous ticketed for You're a slippery lil thing by Sugar Beeman 0 points

JC Denton ticketed for Too much weed, not good weed. by Robert Rocke 0 points

Lev Flaurous ticketed for Seeing corpses that aren't there isn't a *fun* thing to do! by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Hugh Janus ticketed for trafficking an obscene amount of drugs by Abel Miller 0 points

Cargo department ticketed for Growing really weak marijuana, try harder by Bunman #130182 0 points

Horse Horsington ticketed for consequently getting me this sick jumpsuit by Ella Presley 0 points

Horse Horsington ticketed for stealing literally every single locked crate i've ever seen, what the fuck by Ella Presley 1 points

jay wolff ticketed for juggling the last ticket by Ella Presley 0 points

jay wolff ticketed for juggling by Ella Presley 0 points

Oshan secdrobe ticketed for Not having the siren helmet available by Antigone Pallas 0 points

Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky ticketed for HAVING THE EXACT SAME NAME AS ME YOU IMPOSTER by Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky 0 points

Whoever left this security starter kit on the shuttle ticketed for Seriously, what the hell are you thinking? by Sam Starfall 0 points

Horizon Security ticketed for Requiring three officers for backup to deal with a single monkey by Cerris Grayson 0 points

Jeremy Thompson ticketed for doing more damage to station property than any antag so far by Mr. Green 0 points

Jeremy Thompson ticketed for Eating monkey meat while on patrol. Disgraceful! by Cerris Grayson 0 points

Jeremy Thompson ticketed for Leaving his PDA in the arrivals shuttle, thus allowing me to subject him to worthless tickets by Cerris Grayson 0 points

Wind on Day The Devil ticketed for stabbing the hell out of the captain with his demonic pen because he couldn't switch to help intent during a magnetic event. Learn to limbo. by Dr. Floorpills 0 points

THE REST OF MY DAMN DEPARTMENT ticketed for trenching Jaw Wolff while he was still alive by Yasmin Voraes 0 points

Bruce Feufer ticketed for dicking off telesci 30 seconds into the goddamn shift again by Yasmin Voraes 0 points

Emag batman ticketed for Having more grenades and not wanting to go on a vacation by Tarnatition Tad 0 points

Ivan Weener ticketed for Being a total quack by Tarnatition Tad 0 points

This spooky nerd ticketed for Being nude and creepy by Tarnatition Tad 0 points

Ella Presley ticketed for Taking the corpse of the security person away but leaving their pda by Malcolm Curry 0 points

Koogie Neely ticketed for Killing himself in the bar by Malcolm Curry 0 points

telesci ticketed for stealing my locker by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Dzheyms Vitze ticketed for ruining the ambiance of the bar by Yasmin Voraes 0 points

Armando Stroh ticketed for Consuming cooked rat meat, absolutely disgusting by Jebediah Hawkins 0 points

Ossi S. ticketed for tagging and vandalism by Vriska Serket 0 points

Digornio Pizzarelli ticketed for throwing gang flyers down the ejection chute instead of the disposals outlet, sending recruitment flyers all over the main hallway by Vriska Serket 0 points

Till Eulenspiegel/Heinrich Harrow ticketed for Harassment of the mechanic, breaking teleporter and genetic doors by Danny Donny 0 points

Melos Torun ticketed for he lubed so im giving him a spliff by Ella Presley 0 points

Phoebe Zimmer ticketed for this is like a ticket but good because she got me coffee by Ella Presley 1 points

Cybo-Robo ticketed for i need paper to roll a spliff by Ella Presley 0 points

Phoebe Zimmer ticketed for not illegal by Ella Presley 0 points

Phoebe Zimmer ticketed for illegal by Ella Presley 0 points

Arc Thresher ticketed for excessive use of force on Mr. Muggles by Yasmin Voraes 0 points

Duncan Jones ticketed for hacking into EVA storage by Yasmin Voraes 0 points

space cockatiel (Doctor Birb) ticketed for illegal possesion of a flamethrower. Holy shit, bird! by Yasmin Voraes 0 points

Botany ticketed for not growing weed by Stella Carmine 2 points

Iliyan Nyagolov ticketed for tagging walls by Yasmin Voraes 0 points

Tony Jabroni ticketed for OH GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH, JESUS CHRIST. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Tony Jabroni ticketed for Befouling the air in a manner truly befitting a Jabroni, you foul thing, you. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Janitor ticketed for Performing surgical feats with far too much skill for it to be accidental. Why are you a Janitor again? by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Michael Under the Clown ticketed for Vandalizing Mining by Sam Sunderdale 0 points

Jacq Silent ticketed for viciously feeding off of the chef. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points

Vriska Serket ticketed for Stared uncomfortably into my eyes. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points

Digornio Pizzarelli ticketed for Breaking into the Custom's Office and hitting the HoP with an extremely hot light bulb. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points

The Fate of NSS Clarion ticketed for For failing to beg my forgiveness for my last ticket.. by Ada Whipple 1 points

The Fate of NSS Clarion ticketed for For breaking protocal in not greeting the Regional Director as he walks into the bridge, or failing that, sooner! by Ada Whipple 0 points

Dr. Floorpills ticketed for Running around butt ass naked with a flock in tow. What the fuck is wrong with you? by Monkey Guns -1 points

Some asshole ticketed for Blew off my leg when I was about to ticket Dr. Floorpills for being naked and dragging a flock around. by Monkey Guns -1 points

Carl Brutanadilewski ticketed for BEING A NERD by Zack Mitchell 0 points

The passengers on the shuttle ticketed for Flagrant disregard for the safety of their peers by Braden Stern 0 points

Everyone ticketed for Excessive flatulence by Alfie Indigo 0 points

Constance Crimson ticketed for being cute!! and an alien!! by Anya Fields 1 points

Slick Dimitri ticketed for Being a shit detective and insubordination by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Nathaniel Shick ticketed for Attempted murder during a different attempted murder by Sugar Beeman 2 points

Bruce Feufer ticketed for flashbanging the entire shuttle by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Nathan Summy ticketed for allowing the legworm to escape by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Carl Brutanadilewski ticketed for constantly screaming about fuel tanks by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Peter Gabriel ticketed for not actually THE Peter Gabriel by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Cyborg Mu-54 ticketed for bolting me into security by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Maximilian Oppenheimer ticketed for touching me and becoming me, but an inferior version without cool glasses by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Stephen Rhineheart ticketed for accusing the clown of being a ling. clowns can't be lings! by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

James Paxton ticketed for ruining the star mural by expiring by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Nick Carr ticketed for suspiciously dragging James Paxton's body towards medbay by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Sam Starfall ticketed for taking a vacation inside Security, scooping green goop into their helmet by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Cerris Grayson ticketed for admiring bee farts for way too long by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Bunman #130171 ticketed for ruining spacemas by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Jebediah Hawkins ticketed for being humiliated by the flock by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Bunman #130171 ticketed for allowing their inner skeleton to escape the confines of flesh by Listel Sheerfield 2 points

Donny Muggins ticketed for abusing Remy by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Bruce Feufer ticketed for incredibly poor managerial skills by Listel Sheerfield 1 points

Brixx Borisson ticketed for sleeping on the job, neurotoxin or not, this is no excuse by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Barry Lotionion ticketed for being less useful than the MD, which is a really low bar! by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Jeremy Lesile ticketed for fighting water with fire by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Seymour Woollard ticketed for allowing a giant explosion of blood and limbs in medbay to occur by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Ben Smith ticketed for decapitating themselves without written permission from management by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Bruce Feufer ticketed for allowing the flockmind to absorb security by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

gaudy object ticketed for eating our forensic scanners by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Jeremy Lesile ticketed for social intimidation and blackmail in a capitalist fashion by Listel Sheerfield 0 points