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genetics ticketed for not stabilizing the genes they sent to the booth by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points
NOOT ticketed for continually claiming spy bounties in front of security like he expects us to do nothing. Well, NOOT, I wrote this ticket and that's something! by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points
jug of moonshine ticketed for being insufficiently alcoholic by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points
Malachi Kiefer ticketed for repeatedly stabbing himself with a knife because he "needed blood" by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points
NOOT ticketed for Having unfunny, loud shoes. by Alejandro De Leon 0 points
Flint Loque ticketed for Assault of an officer, possession of contraband, Quantum Yakety Sax by Larry Lyme 0 points
all these god damn rubber ducks ticketed for am i hallucinating from the drugs? nah i must not by Icarus Bones 0 points
Botany ticketed for Making some really good shit in bar.... too good.... by Icarus Bones 0 points
the voice in my head ticketed for NO NO NO GET THE FUCK OUT IM PLAYING MINECRAFT by Icarus Bones 0 points
Andrew Kisp, Head of Personnel ticketed for just standing in Research staring at the wall next to a beaker full of plasma. It's very ominous! by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points
Science ticketed for Being on fire for more than 10 minutes, being a living breathing OSHA violation by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Shift Time : 69 minutes ticketed for nice by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Ronald Reddy ticketed for hotboxing security and somehow managing to set people ablaze with weed by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Whoever the hell the Janitor was this shift. ticketed for you abandoned us by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
that prick who killed me and took my smokes too. ticketed for give them back by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Rob Oson ticketed for making rainbow cannabis and not telling security. disregard this ticket i just needed a blunt wrapper by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Jose Gonzales ticketed for being a changeling and begging for mercy while being dragged off to a brutal execution jesus christ this is actually depressing im sorry but the hos ordered it forgive me by Digornio Pizzarelli 1 points
those pricks who always vote for oshan or manta ticketed for i cant swim please stop by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Jesus Christ Denton ticketed for Attempting to violate Security's property with his holy presence by Isaac Endsley 0 points
Neo Xzilon ticketed for For deepfrying previously issued tickets in a manner that didn't even taste good like seriously super gooey take some classes or something by Isaac Endsley 0 points
Neo Xzilon ticketed for Fucking with the doors during my morning walk. Cmon I don't wanna see that. by Isaac Endsley 0 points
Scrubbo Trashdigger ticketed for theft of the Captain's ID, impersonating the Captain by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Cheddar Cheezwhiz ticketed for breaking in to Security, assaulting Security Officers by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Flint Logue ticketed for creating a slip hazard in the halls, vandalising Security by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Jesus Christ Denton ticketed for having shock gloves, modified flash assembly, and assembling bomb components in the Mechanic Lab by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Jesus Christ Denton ticketed for Void/duplicate by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Flint Logue ticketed for Constructing a gruesome killing machine directly in front of EVA in broad daylight by Sugar Beeman 0 points
Malachi Kiefer ticketed for Creating bombs and tried to spread em around the station. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
Bitty Shill ticketed for stealing my stuff which is bad by Fleshity Blob 0 points
Damian Campbell ticketed for Spilling milk over the whole GOD DAMN STATION LIKE A TODDLER. by Dabs McCoy 0 points
Harrison Walker ticketed for not killing a ling by Harrison Walker 0 points
King Chungus ticketed for Breaking the sec-doors while being told to stop...then cutting all the wires and bolting another door shut locking an officer down. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
Zoey Hayhurst ticketed for theft of the hand teleporter, dangerously unauthorised teleportation by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Elika Zamani ticketed for unauthorised use of the ID computer, ID card theft, breaking in to Security, failing to comply with Security, possession of a bomb vest, attempted terrorism, creating dangerous drugs, hacking tools by Manuel Hardie 1 points
Total Cheek ticketed for attacking the Inspector by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Flavia Lulla ticketed for theft of the Captain's spare ID, and tampering with the ID computer by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Jorbus Keiran ticketed for monkey overload by Rico Keyes 0 points
Edward Ellenburg ticketed for Driving ticket. Subs are not meant for hallways by Raphael Cousteau 0 points
Syndi Man ticketed for Spreading Welding Fuel in the main hallways. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
Josef K ticketed for Messed with the coolest Clown in town. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
Billy Bigsteps ticketed for failure to produce a cocktail upon request by Dash Anger 0 points
Jamari Adams ticketed for stealing the Captain's ID and using the identification computer to gain unauthorised access by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Spoons McGee ticketed for Monkey murder by Burt Norman 0 points
Jay Burger ticketed for immolating a space station member with a dangerous liquid by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Roast Beef ticketed for breaking light tubes by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Boris Brovowski ticketed for public urination, explosive foods by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Thermo-Electric Generator ticketed for setting the Chief Engineer on fire by Willy Trovato 0 points
Thermo-Electric Generator ticketed for being difficult by Willy Trovato 0 points
Duncan Jones ticketed for Vandalism - Breaking Lights by Granadillo Graves 0 points
Preston Suffolk ticketed for being a huge nerd by Jesus Christ Denton 0 points
Bruce Bedford ticketed for Assaulting staff and damaging company property by Robert Rocke 0 points
Kitchen Staff ticketed for Absolutely revolting working conditions within the kitchen. Kitchen is closed until clenliness goes up. by Robert Rocke 0 points
Cargo ticketed for failure to contain the blood flood by Preston Suffolk 2 points
Ancient Ghosts ticketed for Trapping a Nanotrasen inspector inside of a room by Robert Rocke 0 points
Jesus Denton ticketed for Littering shotgun shells all over the ground by Robert Rocke 0 points
Vaughn Moon ticketed for Using ancient translocation magic to teleport people into glass tombs by Robert Rocke 0 points
Vaughn Moon ticketed for imprisoning me in this HELL by Preston Suffolk 0 points
Bruce Bedford ticketed for Violating my potted plants. by Preston Suffolk 0 points
Bruce Bedford ticketed for Littering by Robert Rocke 0 points
Jose Gonzalez ticketed for Destruction of a NanoTrasen ticket, created by a very valued member of the company by Robert Rocke 0 points
Jose Gonzalez ticketed for Aggression towards a valued member of the company by Robert Rocke 0 points
Quartermaster ticketed for Sleeping/drinking/idling/dead on the job. Not enough cargo. by Robert Rocke 0 points
Botany ticketed for Creating a fire hazard by Robert Rocke 0 points
Medbay ticketed for Allowing an absolutely enormous hole to be formed in the station. by Robert Rocke 0 points
Jamar ticketed for You're a nerd by Raphael Cousteau 0 points
the mime ticketed for for being a damned mime, just cause you didnt get the HOP medals doesnt mean you punch me by Krustard 0 points
the station hiring staff ticketed for for hiring bad detective, they supposed to solve crimes not make them by Krustard 0 points
Syrianne Entahir ticketed for for letting clown steal PDA whilst it was open on traitor buying screen. Silly bad detective, pay more attention next time. Shame you spent all your traitor bucks cause that would have been fun. by Krustard 0 points
Macolm Curry ticketed for grenades are dangerous, sentence dropped to a ticket because he admitted it by Raphael Cousteau 0 points
Irvine Wible ticketed for Vandalism by Lee Roberts 0 points
Irvine Wible ticketed for Vandalism by Lee Roberts 0 points
Quentin Pinny ticketed for being a Syndicate traitor in serious denial by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Ricky Rollerskates ticketed for being a Syndicate traitor by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Artyom Chyornyj ticketed for hacking doors to gain access to EVA by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Simian Operative Zeta ticketed for breaking in to the Security Armory by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Ben Ludwig ticketed for using teleport portals to break in to the Captain's Quarters, attempting to steal the Captain's property by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Jack Denton ticketed for breaking in to Security, littering by placing floor pills by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Damian Campbell ticketed for breaking in to Security, attempting to steal from Security by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Emmanuel James ticketed for breaking in to Security, tampering with doors in Security by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Mark Bynum ticketed for tampering with doors at Security by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Damian Campbell ticketed for Breaking in to Security, theft of various snacks and associated foods from Security by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Sylvester Supernova ticketed for HONK (: by Matt Stone the Clown 0 points
the mime without an official name ticketed for creating an explosive device and having narcotics by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Drone CR-116 ticketed for Existing by Sundance Feely 0 points
Unknown ticketed for hitting Heisenbee by Flint Logue 0 points
Research Director ticketed for neglecting Heisenbee by Flint Logue 0 points
Oshan ticketed for being too wet by Flint Logue 0 points
TurboNerd ticketed for being a nerd by Flint Logue 0 points
Krustard ticketed for Being a bad clown by Big Lenny 0 points
Flint Logue ticketed for Speeding in the hallway by Big Lenny 0 points
Osborne Rahl ticketed for Speeding in the hallway by Big Lenny 0 points
Box Ta ticketed for Speeding in the South corridor by Big Lenny 0 points
NOOT ticketed for tresspassing in Sec-Bridge maintenance by Daniel Suthers 0 points
Tony Alfredo ticketed for hacking doors to Security, attempting to taser a Security Officer, losing his ID by Manuel Hardie 0 points
NOOT ticketed for creating multiple very annoying radio-activated horn devices by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Tony Alfredo ticketed for attempting to steal from Security by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Real Richard ticketed for Dying without signing the proper papers OR getting permission from the relevant authorities by Reynardo Robotnik 0 points
Timmy Steward ticketed for going on a cyalume saber rampage by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Keith Butterfill ticketed for creating a mechanical teleport deathtrap into a crusher by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Brendan Dugger ticketed for Signing contracts with Devils by Big Lenny 1 points
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