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Stir Stir ticketed for POINTING AND LAUGHING AT ME by Loyd Xiphos 0 points
Hall outside of shuttle ticketed for being on fire as the shuttle gets here by Lance McLancer 0 points
Dianmu Power Storage Unit ticketed for Out of power, which also sets a bad example for the other power storage unit. by Lance McLancer 0 points
peeby 9000 ticketed for gave me a new robo-liver, but I can still get drunk after 7 heavy drinks. by Lance McLancer 0 points
Gary Mings ticketed for Made me 5 amazing drinks which is clearly over serving me even if I told him to do it. by Lance McLancer 0 points
Teeth Ratletail ticketed for Slipping the HoP and roaming while masked. Conisider a different approach by Tom Foolery 0 points
Floor ticketed for Have a hole it in for oxygen and heat to get out by Lance McLancer 0 points
Sign for the order of the "Black Cheese" ticketed for covered in Green Cheese. That is not the color that was promised. by Lance McLancer 0 points
Brent Bump ticketed for Not finding a completely innocent Clown guilty for the hell of it. by Lance McLancer 0 points
Russal Dee ticketed for emotional damage to an officer. by Alexander Blaine 0 points
Goodwin Lysenko ticketed for Hitting the inspector while he is getting drunk on the job by Lance McLancer 0 points
Hilde Rotham ticketed for teleportation malpractice, blowing up a body and making a yucky mess by Beep The Buffoon 0 points
Beep The Buffon ticketed for Issuing a ticket to the captain, the fool by Hilde Rotham 0 points
Jonathan ticketed for Punchin walls when todl not to by Borginus 0 points
Drugman ticketed for Not doing eneough drugs by Borginus 0 points
Ticket Recipient ticketed for Ticket Recipient by Ralph Crosiur 0 points
Chef ticketed for Do not kill tlaking monkeys. They are technically valued crew. Failure to folow this order will result in further and mor hardh punishment by Tom Foolery 0 points
MilK Toast the Clown ticketed for Being a naughty lil fella by Tom Foolery 0 points
Caleb Black ticketed for Possibly stealing a sec issue phaser crate by Maynard Younger 0 points
Barry Barbuckle ticketed for Failure to comply with Nanotrasen cooking guidelines in regards to inspector requests by Gritz McGravy 0 points
Pyrite Plumbum ticketed for Failure to schedule Head of Personel for this shift by Gritz McGravy 0 points
Chip Sellers ticketed for Dereliction of bartending duties due to unauthorized suicide by Gritz McGravy 0 points
Chip Sellers ticketed for Not knowing what a Triple Citrus is by Gritz McGravy 0 points
Yuxuan Srivastava ticketed for Committing suicide by PSI-222 0 points
Who ever the fuck drank the creamer ticketed for Dammit that's my job! by Maynard Younger 0 points
Jay Kouri ticketed for Making threats to head of staff by Hazard Butte 0 points
Keith Hawkins ticketed for Breaking and entering by Hazard Butte 0 points
Jay Kouri ticketed for Not keeping artlab safe by Hazard Butte 0 points
Mimi Saito ticketed for not showering before entering the pool, so gross by Hailey Marshall 0 points
YES man Treeby ticketed for taking of a seat without permission by Ivy McCullough 0 points
Operative Paladin ticketed for Breaking into the HoS' office because of tresspasser by Operative Paladin 0 points
Nasheen Young ticketed for Eating the HoS's spaghetti and drinking their vodka. Also dying in security from eating the forbidden spaghetti by Operative Paladin 0 points
Kyle Hunter ticketed for attempted theft by Operative Paladin 0 points
Aspen Mintz ticketed for being a confirmed nerd. by Psi 0 points
Sian West ticketed for 1. Lack of initiative: A staff assistant who lacks initiative may wait to be told what to do rather than being proactive and taking the initiative to complete tasks or address issues as they arise. 2. Poor time management: A staff assistant who is not able to effectively manage their time may struggle to complete tasks in a timely manner, which can impact the functioning of the station and cause delays or disruptions. 3. Unreliability: A staff assistant who is unreliable may fail to show up for work or complete tasks as assigned, which can create additional work and stress for other crew members. by Barrel Punchbeef 0 points
Aidan Schrader ticketed for Not cleaning anything up. by Hazard Butte 0 points
Barrel Punchbeef ticketed for Creating a mess in security by Hazard Butte 0 points
Barrel Punchbeef ticketed for Not cleaning up the mess he created in security by Hazard Butte 0 points
Barrel Punchbeef ticketed for Screaming on the radio by Hazard Butte 0 points
Barrell Punchbeef ticketed for Unsafe usage of a segway by Hazard Butte 0 points
Aidan Schrader ticketed for Drunk on the job by Hazard Butte 0 points
Lucius Henderson ticketed for Public Urination by Cinder Quill 0 points
Geoff Goldman ticketed for being a jerkface by Bones Jones 0 points
Zeldor Works-With ticketed for wanton banana peeling by Sergeio Favero 0 points
Sebastian Mendoza ticketed for dabbing all over the place!! by Loyd Xiphos 0 points
Joanne milding ticketed for Being an asshole by Elliot Mugheri 0 points
Clown and HoP ticketed for Punching dogs by Geoff Goldman 0 points
Medical ticketed for Not giving aid to Scurity by Habibi Patel 0 points
lol ticketed for u ugy by Payton Joyce 0 points
Jack Hunter ticketed for Resisting arrest for warranted crimes by Oscar Seige 0 points
Davion Argentis ticketed for Throwing glasses and darts at people in the bar by Keiro Hiinu 0 points
BAD CLOWN ticketed for BAD CLOWN by Elias Martin 0 points
the whole station ticketed for being utterly at completly batshit crazy by Constatine Jones 0 points
clown ticketed for bear trap by Osborn Wayne 0 points
chaplan ticketed for strange stuff by Osborn Wayne 0 points
Ankin SkyPoggers ticketed for Underage drinking by Akita Inu 0 points
Security ticketed for Shitseccing at every possible moment by Lawrence Wentzel 0 points
Bar owner ticketed for Bar is a ungodly mess, this is terrible by Lawrence Wentzel 0 points
THE STATION ticketed for HAVING THE LEGENDARY OFFICER DOUCHE. BEING COVERED IN BLOOD. FARTS. BEING VARIOUS LEVELS OF RUDE. I. WHY by Officer Pingsky 0 points
RANDO ALTERE ticketed for YOU GOT??? SENT?? TO HELL????? HOW? HOW DOES A HUMAN SIN SO MUCH? I'D WRITE A LONGER TICKET, BUT I'M SURE SPACETAN WILL DO THAT FOR YOU... WHAT HAS THIS SHIFT BEEN. by Officer Pingsky 0 points
HILDE ROTHAM ticketed for BEING A GOOD CAPTAIN. SINCE WHEN DOES NANOTRASEN OF ALL PLACES HIRE GOOD? CAPTAINS!? REALLY? CAPTAINS THAT CARE FOR THEIR CREW? AND THE SILICONS!? IF I COULD MASS PRODUCE TICKETS FOR YOU I WOULD. by Officer Pingsky 0 points
THE SEVERED HEAD THAT GOT MAILED TO SEC 5 MINUTES AGO ticketed for BEING DEAD! HOW DARE YOU DIE ON COMPANY TIME!? AS THE PROVIDER OF SEMI-EDIBLE FOOD!? HAVE YOU NO IDEA HOW ESSENTIAL YOU ARE TO STATION OPERATION? DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION AT NANOTRASEN, YOU CURRENTLY ROTTING-IN-THE-KITCHEN SLACKER! I WOULD HAVE SHOT YOU AT THE BAR EARLIER FOR YOUR NUMEROUS HEALTH CODE VIOLATIONS, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE DONE THE WORK FOR ME! by Officer Pingsky 0 points
DAVION ticketed for MAKING PORT BOMBS. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? YOU ARE SUBJECTING POOR INNOCENT CRIMELESS CREWMATES TO THE TERROR OF TELEPORTING AND THE COLD DEAD VOID OF SPACE. HAVE YOU NO EMPATHY OR COMMON SENSE!? IF I HAD FINGERS I'D USE THEM TO FIGHT CRIME, NOT WHATEVER MONSTROSITIES SCIENCE HAS DECIDED TO COOK- YOU DID IT AGAIN. GODDAMMIT SCIENCE! by Officer Pingsky 0 points
Schlussieee ticketed for Dabbing by Danny Plexus 0 points
Hatem Synder's arms ticketed for flying off. I mean you unlawfully dabbed, what were you expectin by Shawn Captain 0 points
ARM MAN ticketed for WHAT IN THE HOLY ASIMOVIAN HELL IS THIS CRAP HOW DID YOUR ARMS FLY OFF I FEAR NO CRIMER BUT THIS? THIS SCARES ME. AND I DO NOT LIKE BEING SCARED. A TICKET FOR YOUR STUPIDITY AND INTIMIDATION SKILLS. by Officer Pingsky 0 points
SCRUFFY MCZALGO ticketed for DYING! IN SPACE! WITHIN FULL VIEW OF DISPOSALS! ON COMPANY TIME! DO YOU NOT VALUE YOUR JOB AT NANOTRASEN!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN EMPTY YOUR TOOLBOX! YOUR ID IS JUST SITTING IN SPACE! WE EXPECT BETTER OF YOU, A LOYAL EMPLOYEE OF THE COMPANY! by Officer Pingsky 0 points
THE CHEF ticketed for POOR SANITATION, SERVING MOUSE MEAT, HAVING VOMIT ON THE FLOOR, BEING COVERED IN BLOOD, YOU SMELLY PIECE OF NERD SANDWICH! HA! by Officer Pingsky 0 points
Hailey Marshall ticketed for Crime by Danny Plexus 0 points
Garden of Eden ticketed for You exist?! by Goodwin Lysenko 0 points
Eleanor Rigby ticketed for Trespassing into the HoP's office. by Elizaveta Ignatiev 0 points
Cleanbot ticketed for Grand Slip Auto by Miniscule Danee 0 points
Mohammad Tahan ticketed for litterring by Kopla Woodnar 0 points
Teeth Rattail ticketed for flashing a poor borgie for no reason :( by Kira Hunt 0 points
Ass Crab ticketed for Living abomination by Geoff Goldman 0 points
Jack Huntey ticketed for For being a big dumb meanie by Oscar Seige 0 points
Jack Hunter ticketed for Being a bad ally and friend by Oscar Seige 0 points
Loyd Xiphos ticketed for Forcing the apparel of a clown onto Jack Hunter (Not a clown). by Oscar Seige 0 points
Ticket Recipient ticketed for yeah by Oscar Seige 0 points
The Bar ticketed for Accepting explosive tomatoes and leaving a gun on the floor. by Carl Bulletmonger 0 points
John Blowfist ticketed for Supplying the bar with explosive tomatoes. by Carl Bulletmonger 0 points
Jack Mills ticketed for Having a hat that is WAY cooler than mine by Carl Bulletmonger 0 points
Loyd Xiphos ticketed for testing by JC Denton 0 points
FARTO HONKFRIEND ticketed for not using enough expletives!!! by Loyd Xiphos 0 points
Isiah Edwards ticketed for Exploding in medbay lobby. Leaving behind a butt, liver, and a pair of arms. by Carl Bulletmonger 0 points
Dorian Ring ticketed for Off station crimes by Jack Hunter 0 points
The AI ticketed for for allowing itself to go rouge. by Chuck Norris 0 points
Jimgus Concrete ticketed for chainsaw arms makes boxing rings a tad unfair by Lily Curie 0 points
xBloodGamerx trade.tf ticketed for Illegal gaming by Geoff Goldman 0 points
Micah Owen ticketed for Losing at russian roulette by Cyborg Tau-2 0 points
Normal Human ticketed for giving me motion sickness by Lily Curie 0 points
Wyatt Silver ticketed for Being shifty! Also running from a stern talking to and a ticket! Also attacking House. by Pursuit Price 0 points
Alexander Blaine ticketed for being the most successful crimer and traitor of all time, literally none have ever been as accomplished. by Alexander Blaine 0 points
Alexander Blaine ticketed for singlehandedly destroying and owning Cargonia with his nukie comrades. by Alexander Blaine 0 points
Alexander Blaine ticketed for he was found with 10 full bags of weed. by Alexander Blaine 0 points
Alexander Blaine ticketed for having deeply supressed urges to brig somebody for no reason. by Alexander Blaine 0 points
Alexander Blaine ticketed for plot to commit terrorism and blow up the universe. by Alexander Blaine 0 points
Alexander Blaine ticketed for plotting to murder the clown and make it look like an accident with a segway crash. by Alexander Blaine 0 points
Alexander Blaine ticketed for plotting to sneak worms into the HoS's ears. by Alexander Blaine 0 points
Alexander Blaine ticketed for talking to crew about the merits of joining the revolution and how much sec is terrible. by Alexander Blaine 0 points
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