Anderson Sheetfined forDISSEMINATING FALSE INFORMATIONbyGeorge Manning0points
Bo Bofined forMaking a burger with human fleshbyMiętowy Theobroma0points
June Malysafined forpayment for Mossy Stones, the bartender.byJune Malysa0points
Barry Dudsfined forDesecration of Corpses and Violation of FDA standards against cannibalismbyTammy Wilde-Morgan0points
Zackery Henrston the Mimefined forBeing a horrible mime-clown affront to God, and also pissing all over the floor like an animal.byEnsign Daeren0points
Mongoose Planterfined forI'M GONNA RUN OUT OF PAPER, STOP SLIPPING!byMaverick Sabre0points
Jason Callisonfined formurdering cats within the public eyebyValentine Pillman0points
Bobby Bugnosefined forcontinuing to graffiti after being asked to NOTbyOtto Stockholm0points
Bethany Flufffined formissuse of telephonesbyDavid Davies0points
Jack Hunterfined forswirling his bossbyOtto Stockholm0points
Reginald Reddfined forhaving rocky relationship with other employeebyJasmine Zhang0points
Rowan Reddfined forTheft and unlawful teleportation of pastries, bullying of universe's most corrupt lawyer, generally being a dick.byKyle Spencer0points
Jasmine Zhangfined forSASS, BEGGING ON THE JOBbyReginald Redd0points
Keith Reidfined forHandling a salmon "very suspiciously", as well as threatinging Officer Cook that he will be relocated to a "Town of hurt".byThomas Cook0points
Baloony the Clownfined forbreaking into security and farting a lotbyJimmy Barkerville0points