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jimmy poo ticketed for being a ling before we made them not a ling, vandalism probably by Jeffery Jefferson 0 points
fruad probably ticketed for indecent exposure, absolutely criminal by Jeffery Jefferson 0 points
Changeling ticketed for Not being alive for trial by Cyborg Epsilon-6 0 points
Nanotrasen ticketed for hiring a roboticist without limbs by Inspection-unit 69 3 points
Security ticketed for not being able to deal with a singular saw drone I have to fucking walk back to robotics with no limbs by Inspection Unit-01 0 points
Saw-pod ticketed for Sawing my goddamn limbs off by Inspection Unit-01 0 points
engineering ticketed for not existing by Inspection Unit-01 0 points
The entire medical department ticketed for leaving multiple suffocating patients with cardiac arrest causing them to die of 1000 oxy damage, by Inspection Unit-01 0 points
Botany ticketed for turning the chilly pepers blue by Inspection Unit-01 0 points
Every single borg aboard the station ticketed for performing forced surgery on amonkey using only chainsaws by Inspection Unit-01 0 points
ALBATROS ticketed for No reason at all by FitzBorg 1 points
Everyone ticketed for Im bored and because i can by Colten Rampage 0 points
Honkers The Messy Clown ticketed for Giving me and others THE SLIP by Bruce Isaman 1 points
Wizard ticketed for i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards i hate wizards by Joachim Jenner 0 points
Larry Lyme ticketed for Criminal Rudeness by Dr. Floorpills 0 points
Patrick Kuby ticketed for EXCESSIVE CREEPINESS by Dr. Floorpills 0 points
Wraith ticketed for Trying to kill me multiple times! Not okay!!! by Kjorky Ponkhertz 0 points
Clown ticketed for For intruding into security business by Ada Whipple 0 points
Kyleigh Leichter ticketed for Not knowing how magnets work, as a mechanic. by Gurt Bunghole 0 points
Gob Smoothhands ticketed for Gob Smoothhands Threats of Death on the Shuttle by Myst Leissa 0 points
s1t9kqvy9i37r7mxnf8v ticketed for Being an Invisible DNA Signature that I can't track by Myst Leissa 5 points
Arvel Corvin ticketed for Being dead on duty by Devin Singh 0 points
Tanner Mirabel ticketed for Bothering sir beepsky by Devin Singh 1 points
Medical Sector ticketed for Unsanitary conditions for patients by Devin Singh 0 points
Cyborg ticketed for THinking cyborgs have rights by Devin Singh 0 points
Cristopher Firewood ticketed for For being a dork by Emmanuel Hincken 0 points
Robusted by dog ticketed for Robusted by dog by Jebediah Hawkins 0 points
Kurt Baker ticketed for Public disorder by Emmanuel Hincken 0 points
Ada Whipple ticketed for He has no mouth and he must drink. Why did you do this? Why? by Emily Claire 1 points
Hunter Smith ticketed for Not being a responsible gun owner. You lose your gun and get a picket! by Leiningen Ants 0 points
Shcrewme Gently ticketed for badgering an officer with some complaint about an assistant doing assistant things by Dr. Floorpills 0 points
Emmanuel Hincken ticketed for Unauthorized death on the job. by Constantine 0 points
Grendel Lucy ticketed for Being a big meanie! by Edmond Dantes 0 points
Charles Enderly ticketed for Disorderly Conduct (but creative) by Henry Wheeler 0 points
Charles Enderly ticketed for Accidental Murder by Henry Wheeler 0 points
Cath Mika ticketed for Killing yourself so you don't have to do your job by John Hawkins 3 points
no assburgers on ass day ticketed for everyone by Gurt Bunghole 0 points
Quincy ONeill ticketed for Quincy makes delicous juice. I don't drink alcohol because my mom doesn't allow me to. by Garry Bennett 0 points
ling hop ticketed for willing to eat the law by Garry Bennett 0 points
Ass Day ticketed for existing by Marvin Log 5 points
EXALT ticketed for Having a gamer moment. by Gurt Bunghole 1 points
botany ticketed for Tommato flood, good god you chaotic fuckers by Stephen Rhinehart 0 points
The gang in observations ticketed for Being messy fucks by Laura Genwise 1 points
Po Frystone ticketed for Attempted breaking into Tool Storage. by Gerhard Nielsen 0 points
Collin Ro ticketed for Being a smartass and telling me Space Law by Laura Genwise 0 points
Salvador Shtick ticketed for Police brutality, power abuse and monkey slaughter by Bunman #130115 0 points
Michael VSauce ticketed for SHUT UP. PLEASE. by Ivan Ivanovsky 0 points
Oar Dehrv ticketed for Stealing riot launchers and spamming smoke rounds. LAG ISN'T FUNNY. by Ivan Ivanovsky 0 points
Maurice Hendleshoe ticketed for Misspelling "Monkeys" by Ivan Ivanovsky 0 points
fine space pig ticketed for Murdering an innocent space mouse. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
Alistair Graham ticketed for Filling a room up with fuel. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
George Lucats ticketed for Murdering an innocent space mouse. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
Oar Dehrv ticketed for Spawning all of the monkies in the kitchen. by Maurice Hendelshoe 1 points
Oar Dehrv ticketed for Spawning all of the monkies in the pen below genetics. by Maurice Hendelshoe 1 points
Oar Dehrv ticketed for Spawning all of the monkies in the kitchen. by Maurice Hendelshoe 1 points
Oar Dehrv ticketed for Emptying the welding tank onto the floor. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
Oar Dehrv ticketed for Throwing glasses in the bar. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
Liam Gettemy ticketed for bully me by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
werewolf ticketed for public nudity by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
Bingus McDingus ticketed for playing jazz in the halls by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
Oar Dehrv ticketed for Tearing up our beautiful steel floor. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
Garn Deck ticketed for Murdered an innocent bumblespider. You absolute monster. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
Emiliano Garcia ticketed for I do. by Emmanuel Hincken 0 points
A.J. Bilbo ticketed for Unethical surgery. It's best to make sure patients are lying down and willing before opening their chest up. by Wilt Rangdow 0 points
AI ticketed for being a fart by Eliana Hobbs -1 points
Egor Robotnikivich ticketed for gross misuse of power and fiddling with the station's ai. what a rude dude, please do better in the future <3 by Eliana Hobbs 0 points
Ding Dong ticketed for using his fists instead of words, and as a first resort too! learn some manners >:H by Eliana Hobbs 0 points
Lord Buckethead ticketed for Being a massive butt and creating a teleporting snap pathogen by Hudson Peters 0 points
Elliot Edwards ticketed for 2muchSLAPPING by Herr Allard 0 points
Cruel prankster ticketed for Told a new botanist to take a banana pill with a glass of water by Patrick Finnegan 0 points
Electric Soldiers ticketed for tagging the podbay by Stephen Rhinehart 0 points
Erin Pepperoni ticketed for fucking fleshbombing sec by Marvin Log 2 points
Marco Wheeler ticketed for Breaking into sec by Marvin Log 0 points
Quetzel Vambanoodle ticketed for Giving me a fruit so tasty I fucking went blind. by Hugo Brimsey 4 points
Doug Batonsly ticketed for Careless flashing of colors on epidermis. Possible seizure induction risk. by Judgment Dredd 1 points
Have no political stance ticketed for NO POLITICS! by Cameron Phoenix 0 points
The Admins ticketed for E G G S by Cameron Phoenix 0 points
The Shuttle ticketed for Unlawfully containing exploding asses and space mice by Cameron Phoenix 0 points
Shitty Bill ticketed for Pissing about in space instead of being useful by Cameron Phoenix 0 points
The Admins ticketed for Again, damnit? by Cameron Phoenix 0 points
The Admins ticketed for Flooding the station with ants, spiders, weird cheese and the literal essence of Quebec. by Cameron Phoenix 5 points
Macho Spider ticketed for Being a walking fucking death machine and slaughtering us all to apocalyptic levels. by Cameron Phoenix 1 points
Bugularity ticketed for Loitering with intent to fuck everything up and kill us all in a horrific, unimaginably unpleasant incident. by Cameron Phoenix 0 points
Spooky Space Kook ticketed for Attempted murder by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points
Mr. Green ticketed for Stealing the HoP's ID by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points
None the Mime ticketed for messing with the station doors by Katherine Reid 0 points
Shady Bob ticketed for Stealing the Chief Engineer's equipment and attempting to sell them on the public market by Gurt Bunghole 0 points
Man wearing the prison jumpsuit and horse mask ticketed for What is this, 2015? Lay off the old memes. by Shawn Callaghan 2 points
Darrin Vargas ticketed for Leaving his ID and PDA lying around like a staff assistant on a friday night, after four rounds of liquor, and winning three rounds of russian roulette. Then losing one. by Shawn Callaghan 2 points
Emily Claire ticketed for Attacking Sec with fire by Beatless Bard 0 points
Jack Night ticketed for Being new at security by Cameron Phoenix 2 points
Handspider ticketed for hiding under the bar tables and being a giant pain in the ass to kill by Mr. Grizzwold 2 points
Terry the Mime ticketed for speaking, a terrible mime even by mime standards by Spigot The Bear 1 points
Jeb Moloney ticketed for Raising a one-man riot and crusade against monkeys and the janitor. by John Johnson 0 points
Alistair Graham ticketed for Ejecting themselves and a fellow officer into space in order to evade arrest. by John Johnson 0 points
Duncan Russell ticketed for Being a racist prick. Good fucking riddance. by John Hawkins 0 points
Illuminated Brotherhood ticketed for Running gang activity on the station, for being a knockoff version of a well known Egyptian political organization. by Jonathon Brinigh -1 points
Leon Sharpe ticketed for clown beating is illegal by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
Kinky Nugget the Mime ticketed for making holes in the station like a rude jerk. I'm going to make holes in you with a gun by Spigot The Bear 0 points
Salvador Watson ticketed for Leaving the fridge open. This is how you get ants. by John Hawkins 1 points
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