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Felicia Botwright ticketed for "Sorry, I sold my dignity last week" by Sugar Beeman 5 points
Windham Snopple ticketed for Accusing your political opponent, a dog, of treachery without evidence by Sugar Beeman 5 points
Dayton Tireman ticketed for Being THE worst medic this station has ever seen by Harold Jones 3 points
Inspector Ryan Harrold ticketed for Refusing to answer questions about his alleged use of a riot grenade on unarmed civilians by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points
Captain Jeff Jej ticketed for setting the pool on fire. Twice. by Mouse Fitzgerald 4 points
Botany ticketed for Not growing drugs by Sherbert Jones 2 points
God's Mites ticketed for Being Traitors by Sherbert Jones 0 points
Jeff Jej ticketed for Committing suicide in front of the cops, without committing suicide BY cop by Sherbert Jones 2 points
Solarium nerds ticketed for Dooming us all by Kale Nehling 3 points
Jasper Richardson ticketed for Discharge of the fire extinguisher in a fire-free zone by Sugar Beeman 2 points
Lisa Lisa ticketed for Stealing my gun before stealing my heart by Sugar Beeman 6 points
Duke Flickinger ticketed for Unsactioned Pointing by Harold Jones 2 points
The whole station, apparently ticketed for Smoking without a permit by Clement Russell 2 points
Harold Jones ticketed for leaving security equipment unsecured by Bryce Richter 1 points
Chaplain and Barman ticketed for breaking into bar and making the barman waste all her riot shells by Stephen Rhinehart 1 points
Pyotr Pyrophilia ticketed for Self Throat-Slashery,Mentally scarring an officer for life. by Harold Jones 0 points
Trenchmirth ticketed for You are more of a smurf by Sugar Beeman 3 points
Harold Jones ticketed for Impersonating an officer, and not very accurately at that! by Hubcap Willie 3 points
invisible fat person ticketed for glittering while invisible by Mercy O`Fogg 2 points
Mouse Edgar Fitzgerald ticketed for Bleeding Everywhere by Harold Jones 3 points
Bungus the Fungus ticketed for breaking and entering into Hydroponics by Bryce Richter 1 points
Brandon Faust ticketed for Leaving your PDA unattended on the traitor screnn by Barnabus Spiff 1 points
Brandon Faust ticketed for Multiple counts of murder by Barnabus Spiff 1 points
Charley Fenton ticketed for Sneezing blood all over escape, ew this stuff is icky by Christopher Firewood 1 points
wet holographic sign ticketed for for saying it's wet when it isn't. by Christopher Firewood 2 points
King Midas ticketed for Excessive Killer Tomato production. NanoTrasen pet policy limits you to a total of 3 non-bees, and you made over 100. Even if everyone were to adopt the limit, we still would have dozens of homeless tomatoes. by Mouse Fitzgerald 7 points
PORT ticketed for Having long, nimble and charming legs. by Casey Spark 3 points
Assy the Brown Wizlord ticketed for Making magic in the toilet by Sugar Beeman 3 points
The kitchen crew ticketed for Blood and gore everywhere, very unsanitary by Jeffrey Bell 0 points
Hubcap Willie ticketed for Public Nudity by Granadillo Graves 0 points
Jebediah McConnel ticketed for For unauthorized use of the ID Machine without HoP Approval by Muk Utep 0 points
myself ticketed for Dying by Casey Spark 2 points
werewolf ticketed for Causing several fires, wielding a flamethrower. by Casey Spark 0 points
werewolf ticketed for Using station-issued monkeys as a source of food, something that's a responsibility of the chef. by Casey Spark 3 points
Awkward Dryad the Werewolf ticketed for Murder of a man and a irrecoverable destruction of a poor cyborg unit. by Casey Spark 0 points
werewolf ticketed for Failing to present his werewolf license. by Casey Spark 4 points
Logan Straub ticketed for not following proper safety procedures by buckling in and thus getting thrown around the shuttle like a doofus by Merideth Pritchard 1 points
NSS Clarion ticketed for being full of fucking ZOMBIES. How the hell did you manage that. by Merideth Pritchard 1 points
Neo Politan ticketed for Validhunting and powergaming as craptain by Sugar Beeman 0 points
Botany department ticketed for leaving an unsecured crate full of produce in the middle of the primary hallway by Merideth Pritchard 0 points
Escape ticketed for being a fucking mess by Porter Bailey 0 points
Jon Jamson ticketed for Too anime for this world. by Quanah Catherina 2 points
James Paxton ticketed for Getting murdered by a borg without approval by Flip Judge 0 points
Scumgy ticketed for Murdering without approval by Flip Judge 0 points
Monty Christopher ticketed for Dying without approval by Flip Judge 0 points
Jay Wolff ticketed for Operating a stapler in a dangerous manner. Also dying without approval. by Flip Judge 1 points
Medical Staff ticketed for Medbay is a river of blood, and not even the good kind. by Flip Judge 5 points
Glass table ticketed for Not shatter resistant, therfore a hazard. Ow. by Flip Judge 1 points
Jeff Jej ticketed for Approved death. by Flip Judge 1 points
Medical Staff ticketed for Bee graffiti not in approved high visibility colors by Flip Judge 3 points
Amusing Duck ticketed for For being amusing in an unsafe manner by Flip Judge 1 points
The Captain ticketed for Abandoning his post by dying without prior NT approval, by Flip Judge 2 points
450 Credits ticketed for Operating a water fountain without proper PPE by Flip Judge 2 points
Janitor ticketed for Leaving a significant amount of blood uncleaned outside medbay for too damn long by Flip Judge 1 points
Kiki Kolana ticketed for Operating a firearm without a licence or a proper reason by Flip Judge 1 points
The Crew ticketed for An unacceptable level of smoke and scorching in East Primary Hallway by Flip Judge 0 points
Clown ticketed for Not wearing appropriate PPE for clowning activities by Flip Judge 4 points
Ticket Department ticketed for Scorched floor tile, an unaccaptable hazard. by Flip Judge 0 points
Security Department ticketed for Several scorched floor tiles, an unacceptable hazard. by Flip Judge 0 points
urist ticketed for making a plane out of my other ticket by Jeffery Jefferson 2 points
urist ticketed for letting me assault him by Jeffery Jefferson 0 points
urist ticketed for making a hat out of my other ticket by Jeffery Jefferson 2 points
clown ticketed for taking off his shoes like a dork by Jeffery Jefferson 0 points
eduardo Faust ticketed for unlicensed brain surgery by Granadillo Graves 1 points
Anya Fields ticketed for Making a mess in medbay by Granadillo Graves 0 points
Periwinkle ticketed for Fucking up and murdering that man by Granadillo Graves 0 points
Jeff Woolery ticketed for using toxins without taking the necessary health and safety precautions. Shameful! by Miloomi Blowfisk 0 points
UwU floaty eye ticketed for UwU by Borstig Ragnvaldsson -2 points
Wizard ticketed for UwU by Borstig Ragnvaldsson -2 points
Clown ticketed for Puking profusely by Trenton Field 0 points
floating eye thing ticketed for what the fuck, it's floating and speaking to me, stop that by Borstig Ragnvaldsson 5 points
Butterfly ticketed for spilling welding fuel all over the goddamn place jesus it's everywhere by Borstig Ragnvaldsson 1 points
Mike Dawson ticketed for you missed pal by Aubergine Babaganoush 2 points
The laws of electromagnetism ticketed for FUCKING HURTING by Aubergine Babaganoush 4 points
Ice and Blood in cloning ticketed for being a slipping hazard. by Aubergine Babaganoush 0 points
whoever released that barrel of monkeys in the pool ticketed for the seals are dead, you sick fucks by Mouse Fitzgerald 2 points
Mr. Muggles, posthumous ticketed for bravely giving his life in the defense of GOOD BOY BEST DOG George. NanoTrasen, and all sentient life, salute thee. May angels sing thee to thy rest. by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points
some freak dressed as Santa ticketed for Attacking GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE George, running away from authority, boarding a pod before being filled with lead by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points
Satan ticketed for attempting to get me to attack GOOD BOY George by Mouse Fitzgerald 2 points
Darcey Paynter ticketed for attacking George, murdering a space seal pup by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points
Siobhan Briar ticketed for For being a tratior and getting caught by Samuel Taloon 1 points
Salami Sam ticketed for Tresspassing by Samuel Taloon 1 points
Dixon Balls ticketed for For farting on the captain 7 times in a row by Samuel Taloon 3 points
Frederick Cooper ticketed for For having poor taste in Station decoration. by Triston Newton 2 points
Rikka Rokassa ticketed for Admitting to murder of butt butt and butt COCKROACH by Casey Spark 1 points
Barnabus Spiff ticketed for Illegally importing a space bear. by Casey Spark 4 points
Several people ticketed for Rampant monkey abuse. by Casey Spark 0 points
Isabella Christman ticketed for Rendering the laws of physics null. by Casey Spark 3 points
Constable Clown ticketed for Farting on a bible, making a mess outside of EVA. by Casey Spark 2 points
Sergio Vasilyev ticketed for Making a mess in the locker room. by Casey Spark 0 points
Darius Laurenzi ticketed for Assaulting a security officer with emergency equipment. by Casey Spark 0 points
Horse Horsington ticketed for Abusing a monkey with wrestling moves. by Casey Spark 0 points
Officer Beepsky ticketed for For attacking a fellow officer of the law by Constable Clown 0 points
Mysterious Emagger ticketed for Not breaking into the armory? Now that's just being lazy by Constable Clown 2 points
Darius Laurenzi ticketed for Using a salmon to slap the Captain. Carp is much more effective! by Constable Clown 3 points
Rikka Rokassa ticketed for For setting me on fire with his cuisine, you know I don't like spicy! by Constable Clown 0 points
Jhon Warcrimes ticketed for Using a illegal wrestling move. by Casey Spark 0 points
Darcey Paynter ticketed for Immediately leaving after being caught by beepsky. by Casey Spark 0 points
Darcey Paynter ticketed for Being caught with a wrestling belt by beepsky. by Casey Spark 0 points
Honker Bonker ticketed for Wandering out to die in space. by Casey Spark 0 points
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