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Francis Weeter ticketed for Unlawful AI subversion by Constance Viridian 0 points
Aaron Mitchell ticketed for Destruction of property by Constance Viridian 0 points
Francis Weeter ticketed for being a petty criminal and waste of handcuffs by R.U.S.T.Y. 0 points
Botany man what's-he-called ticketed for Potency of cannabis deemed not high enough to be dank 420 by Tom Collins 0 points
The clown ticketed for Being the clown by Triston Newton 0 points
Eskibodoe Lars ticketed for Inciting terrorism, terrible phone jokes by Triston Newton 0 points
Pepe ticketed for High treason by Triston Newton 0 points
roman Lawhon ticketed for dunno lol by Scott Star 0 points
Brixx Borisson ticketed for Reckless Sarin Production by Constance Viridian 0 points
YANG GANG ticketed for ILLEGAL by Cyborg Rho-61 0 points
Eskibodoe Lars ticketed for Attempted flashing, indecency by Constance Viridian 0 points
the Gods ticketed for extreme gluttony - nobody needs that much blood. by Ella Hecksley 0 points
Hans von Birdwell ticketed for insulting the clown's religion. by Ella Hecksley 0 points
D. Ranged the clown ticketed for Battling the chaplain. by Garry Bennett 0 points
The Current Round ticketed for being too long a dull by Rusty Bottom 0 points
Velaniel the Wize ticketed for Unsanctioned use of magic by Constance Viridian 0 points
Velaniel the Wize ticketed for not being so "wize" and breaking the captains toy gun case by Rusty Bottom 0 points
R-WALL PUNISHER ticketed for repeatedly attacking a reinforced wall with a fire extinguisher by Kjorky Ponkhertz 0 points
loaf processor ticketed for for being a noisey, fear inducing nuisance of terror. by Skoo Ka Too 1 points
bats ticketed for For trying to look as cute as bees, but beeing inferior. by Skoo Ka Too 0 points
Dirty Dan ticketed for my fortune cookie said you were not who you claimed to be and why would my fortune cookie lie about that by Gurt Bunghole 0 points
John Manns ticketed for for littering the HoP office with paper by Triston Newton 0 points
Johns Mann ticketed for Recklessly shoving people, reason for doing so being "I am the president" by Triston Newton 0 points
everyone ticketed for get out of the bar you don't BELONG here by Ella Hecksley 0 points
monkeys ticketed for being far too intimidating for our security officers to handle. by Ella Hecksley 1 points
Abraham Lincoln ticketed for i am not his mother do not listen to him. by Ella Hecksley 0 points
Dr. Floorpills ticketed for old and stinks, and also his scream scares me. by Ella Hecksley 0 points
Mouse Fitzgerald ticketed for wasting perfectly good, absolutely disgusting noodles. by Ella Hecksley 1 points
Brixx Borisson ticketed for breaking into the kitchen when we HAVE an AI. by Ella Hecksley 0 points
Ella Hecksley ticketed for Illegal trespass. by Constance Viridian 0 points
legs ticketed for why wont you stay on by Ella Hecksley 0 points
Brent Gurtler ticketed for crushing the borg's dreams of smoking. by Ella Hecksley 0 points
Mike Rotch's hair ticketed for just sorta being there and being all weird. by Ella Hecksley 0 points
Ella Hecksley ticketed for smoking weed on the job without passing the joint by Ella Hecksley 1 points
the goddamn botanists again ticketed for offering me a deathweed joint and taking too long to give me a light by Ella Hecksley 0 points
Stinky Pete ticketed for shooting criminals into space instead of letting medical have their butts. by Ella Hecksley 0 points
banana peel ticketed for slipping me and making me look dumb in front of all my pals. by Ella Hecksley 0 points
every single botanist we have ticketed for hotboxing hydroponics without inviting me. by Ella Hecksley 0 points
Zoldorf ticketed for this shitty wizard can't even do any real tricks. by Ella Hecksley 0 points
Heisenbee ticketed for the cold-blooded, yet justified murder of Jeffery Jefferson. by Ella Hecksley 3 points
Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for thinking he's cool enough to be Inspector Gadget by Ella Hecksley 0 points
Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for becoming a cold-blooded murder who strikes fear into the hearts of all animals. by Ella Hecksley 0 points
Wesley Hynes ticketed for this man cannot be stopped, windows are no match for him by Ella Hecksley 0 points
The Weed ticketed for Mama needs some paper by Unknown 0 points
James Nowak ticketed for Kept medbay clean by Ferik Jurgen 0 points
Dexter Grifflez ticketed for ticketing a ranking officer on a subjective matter such as fashion, also it is a very nice hat. by Triston Newton 2 points
Dexter Grifflez ticketed for for ticketing a ranking officer on a subjective by Triston Newton 0 points
Triston Newton ticketed for being a fashion disaster by Dexter Grifflez 2 points
Snow Galli-Rothchild ticketed for Destruction of property by Judgment Dredd 0 points
Skeleton ticketed for Shameful Low fat by Jebediah Hawkins 1 points
Ragnar Ragnarsson ticketed for Tasing Captain Bananas! by Captain Bananas 1 points
Security Department ticketed for Not treating my position as a lawyer seriously! by Captain Bananas 1 points
James Jimson ticketed for 14 minutes in and only has a little bit of dank, mostly ditch weed. by Thersites Porter 0 points
John Rohtin ticketed for Stealing the HoP's ID and PDA within seconds of the shift starting, while he was momentarily braindead. by Muk Utep 0 points
Jellyfish the Ambassador ticketed for No backpack license by Elric Biesieg 0 points
Jellyfish the Ambassador ticketed for No backpack license by Elric Biesieg 0 points
Melvin Guy ticketed for Trying to convince me he's dumb by Noddy Azazel 0 points
Josef K ticketed for feeding me laced eggs. by Ella Hecksley 0 points
Maynard Kimple ticketed for Having weird sizzley blood. by Ella Hecksley 0 points
matzoh Mann ticketed for assaulting an officer by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
matzoh Mann ticketed for clown murder by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
Jayde Bell ticketed for STOLE MY DAMN BOOTS AFTER I SPENT AN ETERNITY WAITING FOR THE LAUNDRY MACHINE TO CLEAN THEM! by Hunter Smith 1 points
The Entire Genetics Department ticketed for Sloppy Genetics Work by Jebediah Hawkins 0 points
Andy Macquire ticketed for theft of property from the Science Department namely a Singularity Generator, and failure to obey a lawful order to stop when confronted by a Security Officer by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Zoey Vand ticketed for Being misled into being an accomplice in possessing illegal items by Ragnar Ragnarsson 0 points
Captain Bananas ticketed for Issuing tickets to sec, yeah i caught you you little primate shit, you think you're soooo clever by Guy Greaseknuckle 4 points
Wedding ticketed for For being too beautiful. by Captain Bananas 0 points
Security Department ticketed for Insufficient banana flavoured refreshments by Captain Bananas 2 points
The Owlery ticketed for very rude owls by Frederick Cooper 0 points
whoever used empowered erebokinesis on the shuttle during a magnetic storm ticketed for what the hell man by Mouse Fitzgerald 4 points
D. Ranged ticketed for blowing up in EVA before he could be tried and sentenced to death for murder. If you had just waited you could have taken out the entire courtroom and most of sec with that macrobomb but apparently you just don't have the level of ambition needed for continued NanoTrasen employment. by Mouse Fitzgerald 4 points
the barber shop ticketed for barber-surgeons haven't been a thing for centuries, there's no reason for the floor to be drenched in blood by Mouse Fitzgerald 2 points
D. Ranged ticketed for not showing up for his court date. by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points
Jack Slaughter the Chef ticketed for you can just stick the monkeys on the spike you don't need to beat them to death first by Mouse Fitzgerald 3 points
Arrivals ticketed for being covered with vomit. Please restrict all vomit-causing activities to the bar, medbay, and main hallways by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points
John Wick ticketed for Quit being shit by Old Man 0 points
Brolee Campbell ticketed for Using dangerous chemical compounds outside of designated safe area by Judgment Dredd 0 points
Courtney White ticketed for Failure to pay my damn legal fees by Mr Ace Lawyerman 0 points
Mr Ace Lawyerman ticketed for Being too damn good at his job by Mr Ace Lawyerman 1 points
Courtney White ticketed for Assault with intent to do serious harm by Mr Ace Lawyerman 0 points
Stalin Soviet ticketed for Having a stupid name and also ordering me to fix his stupid gun! by Suno Hall 0 points
Ella Presley ticketed for trying to scam workers comp by dying on the job by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Camryn Stern ticketed for a complete boule by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Scam Noir ticketed for ryesin' up, back on the street by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Angelo the Eighth ticketed for going against the grain by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Angelo the Eighth ticketed for you baguette what you sow by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Shane Kellogg ticketed for losing a staplegun fight with a monkey by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Scam Noir ticketed for being scam blanc on the tiles of medbay by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Christopher Firewood ticketed for while streaking is an acceptable form of expression, the hairstyle offends other employees by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Patrick Kuby ticketed for loafing around improperly by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Weaverly Webb ticketed for spilling saltpetre all over the ground instead of drinking it by Listel Sheerfield 1 points
Ella Presley ticketed for following me around while carrying the leg by Listel Sheerfield 10 points
Ella Presley ticketed for suspiciously hugging a dismembered leg the size of their entire body by Listel Sheerfield 10 points
Naughty ticketed for not actually being naughty by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Nelson Candles ticketed for being on fire without written permission by Listel Sheerfield 5 points
Camryn Stern ticketed for making giant blood pools in medbay and then rolling around in them by Listel Sheerfield 7 points
Patrick Kuby ticketed for exploring space without the express permission of the Nanotrasen board of directors by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
The a grody mime ticketed for Stealing, breaking and entering, not being funny. by Cha.OS 0 points
Tony Batten ticketed for Breaking and Entering into science by John Hawkins 0 points
Clown ticketed for Loitering by Guy Greaseknuckle 0 points
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