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Calvin Bridger ticketed for using a firearm in an incompetent fashion by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Nathan Zabloaf ticketed for making a mess of hydroponics by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Calvin Bridger ticketed for disrespecting the office of the inspector by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Magnus Prime ticketed for being an ant-filled menace on company time by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Will Ring ticketed for putting ants on the inspector by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Brenna Mcloskey ticketed for making a mess of robotics with unethical surgery by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Nerdy Collins ticketed for being intoxicated on neurotoxin on company time by Alice Nykiere 1 points
Keira Fiddler ticketed for wasting company issued bullets by being shot by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Melvin Bee ticketed for ripping a totally lame ollie that probably can't be called an ollie by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Dan Deckard ticketed for refusing to nobly sacrifice themselves for the office of the inspector by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Turd Ferguson ticketed for being attacked by mutagenic lifeforms on company time by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Scrungo Beepis ticketed for being immolated without permission from the company by Alice Nykiere 0 points
the handspider ticketed for biting the inspector by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Igor Heisenberg ticketed for doubting official corporate reasoning for the existence of a changeling by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Discount Dan ticketed for allowing mob justice to occur by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Discount Dan ticketed for not running a tight ship by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Scrungo Beepis ticketed for cannibalism without company approval by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Jo Bel ticketed for being dead on company time by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Transposed Particle Field ticketed for attempting to consume the inspector by Alice Nykiere 0 points
John Public ticketed for being drunk and high on company time by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Spimbi Mambo ticketed for allowing vomit on the ground to remain uncleaned during company hours by Alice Nykiere 0 points
John Public ticketed for flipping off and onto the inspector by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Charlie Enro ticketed for avoiding work by hiding in a fridge by Alice Nykiere 0 points
Horatio Jiggles ticketed for Youre FUKKEN FIRED by Cherry Fields 0 points
Horation Jiggles ticketed for Incorrect storage of blood supplies. The floor is not a sterile container. by Cherry Fields 1 points
SECURITY ticketed for FUCKEN MESS IN MY BRIG GET OUT by Cherry Fields 0 points
Horatio Jiggles ticketed for DERELICTION OF DUTY by Cherry Fields 0 points
Normal Man ticketed for So loud by Colby Khan 0 points
Simon Edwards ticketed for Harassed me by trying to cuff. Resisted Arrest. by Almost Drake Fisher 0 points
Charles Paynter ticketed for falsely accusing people of killing him. by Drago Kitterson 0 points
Cyborg Chi-25 ticketed for Being a nerd and hitting me with a sponge by Rock Rockington 1 points
chunky artifact ticketed for shooting an officer by Pinhead Larry 0 points
Ticket ticketed for for being a ticket! by Randall Poffo 0 points
levi zalack ticketed for promoting a nudist society by Abel Miller 1 points
levi zalack ticketed for inciting violence against our station's artificial intellegence by Abel Miller 0 points
erick briner ticketed for using profane language at a MAN OF THE LAW by Abel Miller 0 points
sergio pennington ticketed for walking into security like he owned the place or something by Abel Miller 1 points
willy ring ticketed for stealing quartermaster's cargo transporter by Abel Miller 0 points
Map creator ticketed for not including any icing tubes, how are we supposed to make cakes now? L I T E R A L L Y U N P L A Y A B L E by Travis Allen 1 points
Soy Pensi ticketed for building a teleporter that sends you to space by Throrvardr Finvardrardson 1 points
Alijah Candles ticketed for getting blood all over the pool. Gross man by Throrvardr Finvardrardson 0 points
Shitty Bill ticketed for annoying the piss out of the station and making me yank him out of the bathroom by hand by Richard Maycroft 0 points
Tarzan Banane ticketed for Ordering a brown drink! by Ryker Skywalker 0 points
Old Man ticketed for Unapeasing Drinks. by Ryker Skywalker 0 points
Radical Fratmonster ticketed for eating the brain I was about to give to the roboticist by Horatio Turnbuckle 0 points
Wizard ticketed for Grinding experience without a permit by Roger Griffiths 2 points
Discount Dan the Discount Research Director ticketed for Turning the entire station into a swimming pool without lifeguards. by Erick Briner 0 points
Horaito Jiggles ticketed for Being too Supicious in a public area by Erick Briner 0 points
Ashton Clarke ticketed for Assault by Jonny Hice 0 points
Kitchen and Bar ticketed for Refusing to do their jobs by Boris Bubbleton 0 points
Detective ticketed for Bleeding all over the hallway by Alex Yu 1 points
Cave Hermit ticketed for Suppling the only and best Vice officer on the station with weed. by Erick Briner 2 points
Talking into the microphone like he's reading from a transcript of everything that was said on the station. Where the hell are you getting this? ticketed for Oh god damn it Ereven Nailo I fucked this up. by Gregory Manslapper 3 points
All drains aboard NSS Destiny ticketed for Being absolutely useless at the one thing they were created to do. by Gregory Manslapper 2 points
Borgo ticketed for possession with intent to distribute by Irene Mincine 0 points
Magnus Prime ticketed for filling a still with thermite and leaving it where children can get to it by Irene Mincine 2 points
Ereven Nailo ticketed for Blew up a chemistry lab along with a doktor's arm. I have to stop being nice with these damn tickets by Dimitri Zadornov 0 points
Blew up the good Doktor's shit, come on dude. ticketed for fug by Dimitri Zadornov 0 points
Soy Pensi ticketed for Spacing harmless noisemaking device. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
The Donk ticketed for Having a deadly artifact and being on some pyschadelic drug by Rocco Finlay 1 points
Roger Ivanov ticketed for Leaving dangerous chemicals like phogiliston on the ground for people to hurt themselves with by Rocco Finlay 0 points
Aden Ramos ticketed for Growing cannabis and distribution of such strong Rainbow Weed Narcotic Plus Drug by Rocco Finlay 0 points
Chef ticketed for Making Mayonnaise Pizza. This is a crime against humanity. by Adrian Clarke 2 points
external airlock ticketed for crushing me by Throrvardr Finvardrardson 0 points
Jaybe Richardson ticketed for Refusing to respond after 5 attempts on the radio by Leonard Cerman 0 points
Old Man ticketed for Breaking and entering by Knob Johnson 0 points
Adam Nehaldo ticketed for Not knowing how to spell the word "Abusing". by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Alice Thomasson ticketed for Adusing a name label beyond reason. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Johanna Shaner ticketed for Slander by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
Tom "Fucking" Cruise ticketed for Stop pissing everywhere by Dingus Khan 2 points
Seymour Miller ticketed for buffoonery by Dingus Khan 0 points
Whoever threw this locker into space ticketed for spacing a Health Inspector by Nathan Zabloaf 4 points
Living Soulsteel Closet ticketed for being super annoying opening and closing over and over STOP by Irene Mincine 4 points
Burt Faust ticketed for failing out of med school by Irene Mincine 0 points
whoever drained the pool ticketed for draining the pool by Nathan Zabloaf 0 points
Crime Clown ticketed for abducting me again oh fuck oh fuck ahhhh by Nathan Zabloaf 3 points
Crime Clown ticketed for Being a clown by Willy Ring 0 points
Santiago Egg ticketed for don't force feed people illegal drugs regardless of their lethality by Kremlin Jenkins 0 points
Grjffam Marphy ticketed for Being really bad at Safari. by Mountain Lightning 0 points
Crime Clown ticketed for being a god damn MENACE by Kremlin Jenkins 0 points
shig diggins ticketed for not digging enough. by Paul Fea 0 points
Johny Lano ticketed for I just dont like you. by Paul Fea 2 points
Horse Horsington ticketed for Not being present at a glue factory. by Paul Fea 0 points
Jiminy Cricket ticketed for Seeing too much. by Paul Fea 0 points
Spraynard Kruger ticketed for Being a jerkface. by Paul Fea 0 points
Old Man ticketed for Being too old! by Paul Fea 0 points
Discount Dan ticketed for Only Batman gets to perform feats of vigilantism and get away from it. Cause' he's rich. by Bill Rizer 1 points
Discount Danss ticketed for s by Bill Rizer 0 points
Terrell Wilkerson ticketed for pretending to be a bad guy I'M A DETECTIVE HONK by Ireen Minceeny 0 points
Maurice Hendelshoe ticketed for what the heck is dds by Roco Berry 0 points
Maurice Hendelshoe ticketed for losing his PDA by Roco Berry 0 points
Roco Berry ticketed for dds by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
silent feller ticketed for Refused to cooperate with security during interrogation. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
Dixon Balls ticketed for exploding into gibs infront of security by Throrvardr Finvardrardson 0 points
Alex Yu ticketed for Stealing janitorial supplies. by Brian Watson 0 points
The clown ticketed for dying when I had asked him to slip and beat bob bobbington by Jack Eye 3 points
Telesci ticketed for ripping a hole in time and space by Jack Eye 0 points
Turd Ferguson ticketed for dying in a glass wall on company time by Jack Eye 1 points
Kenny Redman ticketed for taking his sweet ass time giving me a haircut by Jack Eye 2 points
Boom Dicken ticketed for talking about illegal loaves by Jack Eye 0 points
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