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Camryn Stern ticketed for Breaking out of the brig with a knife, after his timer was finished by Raphael Cousteau 0 points
Camry Stern ticketed for Ransacking the kitchen by Raphael Cousteau 0 points
Larry stonks ticketed for Burning down the previous ticket by Raphael Cousteau 0 points
Larry Stonks the janitor ticketed for Arson, and burning my heartfelt poems to 1 pamgoC by Raphael Cousteau 0 points
NOOT ticketed for Booby traps are not a great present by Raphael Cousteau 0 points
1 pamgoC ticketed for WHAT IS THIS SHIT WHY DOES IT EXIST HELP ME, GET ME OUT OF HERE by Caroline Audibert 0 points
The captain ticketed for Shitty aim by Raphael Cousteau 0 points
The entire crew. ticketed for Attempting to avoid thermonuclear devastation^100 by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Bellerophon fleet ticketed for Being a confusing maze by Raphael Cousteau 0 points
gibs ticketed for also slipping me by Caroline Audibert 0 points
blood ticketed for slipping me by Caroline Audibert 0 points
Ephraim Winslow ticketed for Prank with an AK47 by Raphael Cousteau 0 points
prepento ticketed for Standing still when he should be giving me a bribe instead by Rodger Smirnov 0 points
Lacy Stough ticketed for Failing to harmbaton themselves to death by Reynardo Robotnik 0 points
this pipe ticketed for having me stuck in it by Peter Xanax 0 points
Ryan Yeets ticketed for Hosting an absolutely disgusting radio station by Reynardo Robotnik 1 points
The Clown ticketed for being a clown freak by Robert Wulfgangsson 0 points
Allen Lewis, Master Engineer ticketed for Going over YWs. Good Hellburn. by Allen Lewis 0 points
Allen Lewis, Master Engineer ticketed for For discovering what is after Zetawatts.. YW whatever that is by Allen Lewis 0 points
Noot ticketed for Not making a big enough artwork by Graham Harshman 0 points
Sybil Brauns haunted body ticketed for Killing the most athletic - one and only - MACHO MAN!!! by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
April Basmanoff ticketed for Being terrible at doing lipstick by Reynardo Robotnik 0 points
spooky ghost ticketed for attacking me from the ethereal realm where I can't slap you by Recycled Toaster 0 points
cloning ticketed for blood pools and miasma are workplace hazards by Recycled Toaster 0 points
hallway ticketed for lacking sufficient air for the crew by Recycled Toaster 0 points
Gang Locker Gymnasium ticketed for Has been closed. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
Ominous Steel pipe ticketed for Looking explosive by Sundance Feely 0 points
Alex Trainmaster ticketed for hitting me by Pooborg 0 points
Derrick Sholl ticketed for Roaming the hallway in front of security - eerily. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
Horrid Blob ticketed for Scaring the General Public by Sundance Feely 0 points
Quick test of the ticket system ticketed for quck test by McShitrig Flairbrain 0 points
Andrew Kisp ticketed for Breaking in to steal my beautiful spacesuit. Ask nicely the next time. by Raphael Cousteau 0 points
Prison Box ticketed for not having an accessable exit by Recycled Toaster 0 points
Botany ticketed for Growind weed, and not bringing a joint to the captain by Raphael Cousteau 0 points
Unknown ticketed for Being a Changeling. by Armin Hummer 0 points
Melon ticketed for Making amazing drugs. Too amazing. by Armin Hummer 0 points
Trent Durinste ticketed for burning my last god damn ticket, I knew this would happen. If you need somebody to talk to let me know i know it's a stressful time for you by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Trent Durinste ticketed for protesting via use of arson like an emotional teenager who needs a stress outlet by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Graham Harshman ticketed for Attempting to ransom the AI for money, only to be talked down to 4 credits and a pair of shoes. by Digornio Pizzarelli 1 points
whoever killed the poor innocent buttcrab ticketed for I hope you're fucking proud of yourself, jerk. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Five Nights at Freddys 2 ticketed for being incredibly rude and not in the good way. Not allowing the chef to properly cook an egg like some kinda jerk by Digornio Pizzarelli 1 points
Happy Garratt the Mime ticketed for lying about stying out of trouble, the nerd by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 0 points
Brendan Dugger the Detective ticketed for not smoking a blunt like a proper detective by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Chemistry ticketed for Blowing up without a permit by Reynardo Robotnik 0 points
Camryn Stern ticketed for Violently exploding into blood by Reynardo Robotnik 0 points
Drago Kitterson ticketed for Exploding into blood violently by Reynardo Robotnik 0 points
Avery McDowell ticketed for Making the captain so sad they had to shoot deadly lasers at them. by Malcolm Curry 0 points
Ballpit-Floor ticketed for Being ugly. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
Sakura-Blob ticketed for Making it hard to breathe. Such Anime air. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
Flint Ludwig ticketed for Blowing up the Brig with his designer drugs and roses - then getting unable to receive shocks to save his rotten heart by mutating SMES. Horrendous. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
The Concept of Love ticketed for Not allowing me to understand it. Stealing all of my blood. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Roses ticketed for making me bleed all my blood. being deadly assault roses by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Cherry Trees ticketed for rapidly appearing within the brig. We're supposed to look like bad guys, this goes against our sense of style. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Ronald Malcom ticketed for scuffing our doors via incessant knocking by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Ocean of Pure Love ticketed for this totally goes against Security's entire, y'know, job. We're supposed to beat people up, we can't do this with your presence. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Roco Berry ticketed for eating our donuts. im ticketing you a second time because i'm the giant security officer that makes all of the spacelaws. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Roco Berry ticketed for Eating our Doughnuts! by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
Lorcan Holt ticketed for Not doing his job very...well. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
Keegan Owens ticketed for Farting in the brig by Tanner Mirabel 0 points
Dean David ticketed for Using a godly flame-weapon to kill the Captains birds. What a monster. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
Harry Du Bois ticketed for Roasting a Mime. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
hogg vorbis ticketed for hogg vorbis by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
The Bartender ticketed for replacing his fancy bar tiles with scorched, ash-coated tiles. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Kenneth Oppenheimer ticketed for Vomitting on the floor. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
Clown ticketed for Too funny by Milton Hakwer 0 points
Brendan Dugger ticketed for Causing mayhem on the station by Quentin Pinney 0 points
Blake the barman ticketed for for not keeping the bannanas out of the bar, causing massive tripping and not the good kind, also health violation for ants GOOD GOD by Lucifer Morningstar 0 points
Flint Logue ticketed for Flint Logue is hereby ticked by Nano Trasen Corporate Security Officer Keith Butterfill for spacing me twice and being more robust than me. by Keith Butterfill 0 points
My gear ticketed for My gear by Methisto 0 points
Julius Chauvin ticketed for You kept me here over ten minutes for getting a ganger. by Methisto 0 points
Morgan Grimes ticketed for Senteced to borging because Ganger. by Methisto 0 points
The red toolbox ticketed for Resisting arrest by Raphael Cousteau 0 points
Security ticketed for being so ineffective by Double Trouble 0 points
Spooky Ghost ticketed for HEATING THE WAR CRIMINAL FLUID CANISTER by Flint Logue 0 points
Icey Floors ticketed for Existing by Flint Logue 0 points
Jerry Peepo ticketed for farting on the bible and making a bloody mess. by Flint Logue 0 points
Jake Manos ticketed for touching the Gallstone and vomiting up their heart. Ew why would you touch that thing. by Flint Logue 0 points
Gallstone ticketed for Making people vomit up their organs. by Flint Logue 0 points
Genetics Department ticketed for Not selling things at the gene booth, not being useful. by Flint Logue 0 points
Botany ticketed for having fewer than 10 bees by Flint Logue 0 points
Spooky Ghost ticketed for Being the invisble man by Flint Logue 0 points
Invisible man ticketed for being invisible and glowing green by Flint Logue 0 points
Fire ticketed for being fire in the bar by Flint Logue 0 points
Braeden Mendoza ticketed for Exploding near arrivals by Flint Logue 0 points
The Bathroom ticketed for Having a hole inside it. by Flint Logue 0 points
Engineering ticketed for Not providing the station with enough power, letting the lights go out by Flint Logue 0 points
Plasma Man ticketed for Hooking a plasma can up to the air hookups, and not being cooler and syphoning the hot loop with an air pump and using that instead. by Flint Logue 0 points
Fat Jerry adams ticketed for Just dying. by Gibby 0 points
Harry Du Bois ticketed for Exploded a perfectly recycable body. by Gibby 0 points
Fat Jerry Adams ticketed for Hurting himself by Gibby 0 points
Gum Dickshoe ticketed for Trying to flash a friendly clown-officer. Meanie-Part-2 "The Meanie-ness increases" . by Gibby 0 points
Gum Dickshoe ticketed for Being a meanie. :( by Gibby 0 points
Jesse Nebula ticketed for Establishing an illegal artifact trading ring under the cover of a hair salon by Drew Zigguraut 0 points
Ralle Thorsis ticketed for Flagrantly ignoring several health and safety laws in the pursuit of culinary glory. Godspeed, Ralle. Godspeed. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
NOOT ticketed for Being unfunny to hide his true intentions. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
Rob Imjun ticketed for Being a soggy munkey puncher. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
Manny McMannington ticketed for Shooting himself in the bar and probably also littering in the bar. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
All of Botany ticketed for Allowing a bee to die in a tragic weed accident. You should be ashamed of yourselves. by Simon Slaughter 0 points
Urist Clubber ticketed for Setting off seven flashbang mousetraps at once right next to me, blowing out my fucking eardrums by Simon Slaughter 0 points
Malcolm Curry ticketed for Stealing sec equipment by Malcolm Curry 0 points
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