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MBC ticketed for Stealth calling the shuttle at 30 minutes in to force us to "test" one of your sick jokes by Sugar Beeman 0 points
Jacob Morris ticketed for Criming on the job by Sugar Beeman 0 points
Miriam Rohtin ticketed for Fucking up the engine like a teenager high on hormones by Sugar Beeman 0 points
Horrible Honking Harold ticketed for Honk On You Crazy Diamond by Sugar Beeman 1 points
Alan Donkin ticketed for Hacking doors makes you guilty of crime in the first degree by Sugar Beeman 0 points
Abraham Lincoln ticketed for Peeing in the drinks of your patrons by Sugar Beeman 0 points
Tiber Jimothy ticketed for Destruction of medbay's primary airlock is considered a crime against trent himself by Sugar Beeman 1 points
James Lequack ticketed for Smoking all around the designated smoking area, but not within it by Sugar Beeman 0 points
Dying within 3 minutes of getting here, to your own hand ticketed for Hank Hastle by Sugar Beeman 2 points
Sugar Beeman ticketed for I get excited when writing tickets, okay? by Sugar Beeman 3 points
Lynthia Urnwood ticketed for Chose the wizard life. by Bill Traitors 0 points
The fucking goddamn clown ticketed for Breaking into the brig while dressed as a wizard and giving me my third heart attack today by Bill Traitors 0 points
Someone ticketed for Dislodging the toilet and dragging it around the station by Fab Houlous 0 points
security minisub ticketed for Being a loose cannon. by Casey Spark 0 points
Brandon Faust ticketed for For trying to assault and maim a respectful and amicable vampire who doesnt who kindly asks permission for sustenance by Triston Newton 1 points
Yuri Petrov ticketed for Dying by Nona Iven 0 points
Cloning Machine ticketed for For giving everyone Fuckin' Deathtoung by Elric Biesieg 0 points
James Paxton ticketed for For GROSS neglegience and attempted homicide (Doctor Assisted) by Elric Biesieg 0 points
Digornio Pizzarelli ticketed for Clowning without a full clown set Shameful clown by Elric Biesieg 0 points
Paxton Ward ticketed for Criming without a license to crime by Sugar Beeman 0 points
mysterious explosions ticketed for severing first one arm and then the other arm of a security officer. How am I typing this? by John Johnson 0 points
annoying revenant from Hell ticketed for throwing things at me without a permit while I practice chemistry without a permit by John Johnson 1 points
Awkward Dryad ticketed for Put some dang clothes on! by Hubcap Willie 0 points
floating monster ticketed for resisting arrest by disappearing into thin air and not heeding directions!! by John Johnson 0 points
mad bomber ticketed for BLOWING UP EVERYTHING by Lev Flaurous 0 points
Hank Hastle ticketed for Aggrementum murderous! Losing a fight against a primate inmate! by John Johnson 0 points
Anthony Wilson ticketed for Abra-ca-citation! Aggravated assault on the station! by John Johnson 0 points
Hank Hastle ticketed for pestering the good bodies of Security with rambling nonsense about "a stolen hat" and "it's my hat." by John Johnson 0 points
Space ticketed for doing something weird and making the crew act funnier than usual! I don't know what it is! Cut it out! by Rafael Cox 0 points
just likedo the math in your ticketed for Posession of a g-nome without a g-licence. by Tombi Tokuro 0 points
Tiber Jimothy ticketed for Welding me out here, with no air whatsoever. You ASS! by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Bobert Donson ticketed for Murdering without a license! by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Bobert Donson ticketed for Failure to follow basic instructions. WAIT HERE IS NOT HARD! by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Bobert Donson ticketed for Thinking I know what I'm doing. You poor bastard. by Adam Nehaldo 2 points
Lev Flaurous ticketed for Bible Farting without a license. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Mining ticketed for Being wide open, allowing me to steal things. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Station Power ticketed for Not existing! by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Candy Heart ticketed for Saying I am 2 cute, then tasting like shit. What kind of passive aggressive bullshit is this? by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Giant Spider ticketed for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Kitchen ticketed for There's puke in here. Unless you have puke related dishes prepared, you better clean this shit up. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Tiber Jimothy ticketed for Allowing the station to run out of money to pay your workers. Happy workers are busy workers. Unhappy workers are MURDEROUS! by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Security ticketed for Not existing. As usual. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Maintenance ticketed for Filled with more welding fuel than specifically allowed. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Lana Starset ticketed for Being braindead without a license. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Robotics ticketed for Welding yourself in. Or being welded in. I can't tell. Either way, you have the fucking tools, open the damn doors! by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Asterisk Scream ticketed for Stealing my Suitcase and shooting it into the ocean WHILE I was writing you a ticket. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Stealing my briefcase, shooting it into the sea as I was giving you a ticket. ticketed for ...again? by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Asterisk Scream ticketed for Telling me to inspect something, then flipping me off. DO YOU WANT ME TO DO MY JOB OR NOT!?! by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Justin Langston ticketed for Getting his ass beat, and shame farted after by Tiber Jimothy 0 points
Refinery and everything around it. ticketed for Having no air, despite having no water either. Also, looks like shit. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Adam Nehaldo ticketed for Come on, how long have you been doing this now? by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Allowing more than the maximum number of monkies allowed in the bar, per protocal 7.2.5. ticketed for FUCK by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Whoever broke the microwave. ticketed for Clean up after yourself god damn it! by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Botany ticketed for Your plants are dying. Fix this! by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Crew Quarters ticketed for Showing no signs of use whatsoever. Why do we even give the assistants room? by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Jeff Jej ticketed for Being debrained without a license. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Chapel ticketed for help i can't see by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Medbay ticketed for Looking like absolute shitout here. Good god. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
John Public ticketed for Making the station as salty on the inside as it is on the outside. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Science Department ticketed for Littering the floor with potentially dangerous artifacts. Not even activated >:(. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Science Department ticketed for Leaving the computer core unguarded, allowing me to take anything I want. Suckers. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Science Department ticketed for Burned floor tiles. Either it should be cleaned, showing your diligence in keeping a tidy work station, or it should all be destroyed, showing your diligence in staying to your task. Either way, NO DILIGENCE HERE! by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
The Station. ticketed for Insinuating I want to be a clown before I even arrived. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Bryce Shae ticketed for Bar cleanliness lacking, presence of untreated sewage by Casey Garratt 0 points
Salami Sam ticketed for Roughing up a security officer. by Samuel Taloon 0 points
Oblivious HOP ticketed for Not seeing all these tickets by Shawn Callaghan 0 points
Stupid HOP ticketed for BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points
Obnoxious HOP ticketed for Not letting me finish serving drinks at the bar, because of a petty grudge by Shawn Callaghan 0 points
Stupid Hop ticketed for Actually trying to wrassle with a Wrassler. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points
Head of Personel ticketed for Being a salty bitch because I caught you tryin' to rob me, and beat the shit out of you. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points
Gavin Roadman ticketed for caught with contraband, murder of HoS after parole, general mayhem by Rafael Cox 0 points
The Bar ticketed for making people spin by Angela Ziegler 0 points
The Chef ticketed for Unauthorized spiinning by Angela Ziegler 0 points
Syndicate ticketed for for having a secret station by Sam Eagle 2 points
Medical Fabricator ticketed for For spewing out solid death at lethal speeds and nearly killing me and a fuck ton of doctors please fix by Elric Biesieg 0 points
Gerald Robotnik ticketed for Unsanctioned chem-Splosions by Tiber Jimothy 0 points
wurt maker ticketed for illegal bee use by Jeffery Jefferson 1 points
giant enemy crab ticketed for being so obviously delicious and refusing to let us eat you by Miloomi Blowfisk 0 points
Silencia Panto ticketed for Breaking into eva for unknown reasons by Stephen Rhinehart 0 points
Cherry Fields ticketed for Stealing Lights. by Nathaniel Manuel 0 points
Research Department, again ticketed for Massive explosion, it hurt, you ruined station property. by Flip Judge 0 points
Research Department ticketed for Your department is filled with vomit, but not completely filled. Disappointing. by Flip Judge 2 points
Shane Debaut ticketed for Exemplary barman skills! by Muk Utep 0 points
Mack Killaslot ticketed for For Outstanding performance in the Medical Field! by Muk Utep 0 points
Lucas Clarke ticketed for Outstanding Botany support! by Muk Utep 0 points
The PTL ticketed for Not working by Blackhole Moon 0 points
Lucas Clarke ticketed for Wonderful engine work! by Muk Utep 0 points
Blackhole Moon ticketed for phasing into the shuttle walls like a wizard or wraith by Stephen Rhinehart 0 points
Dexter Grifflez ticketed for Committing several hectic crimes, stealing an officer's hat, crushering himself before going through due process. by Casey Spark 1 points
Dexter Grifflez ticketed for Vandalism by Casey Spark 0 points
Dexter Grifflez ticketed for Performing conventional prank calls over station's phone network directed at the security department. by Casey Spark 0 points
dumb primate ticketed for Burning official security ticket documentation. by Casey Spark 0 points
dumb primate ticketed for Stealing security equipment, being a general nuisance. by Casey Spark 0 points
System Imperium ticketed for Calling a fake meeting. by Casey Spark 0 points
Jacob Mcintosh ticketed for BRANDISHING A KNIFE WITHOUT A LICENSE. by Casey Spark 1 points
Space Station 12 ticketed for Worrying the crew of Space Station 13 with its apparent situation of having been destroyed. by Casey Spark 2 points
Nora Tarm ticketed for Stealing my toolbelt as security by Jacob Mcintosh 0 points
wizard 2 ticketed for forcing sec and the captain to bust down the ai upload door with stun batons in order to make the crew human gain by Stephen Rhinehart 1 points
Urist Clubber ticketed for sneaking up on me and murdering me by Clover Sulyard 2 points
Cassandra Desmere ticketed for Discovering how to send us all to kingdom come from a portable PC by Sugar Beeman 2 points
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