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Big red X ticketed for not marking any treasure by Bunman #130198 0 points
Ants golem ticketed for making me scream by Bunman #130198 0 points
Damara the Witch ticketed for Suiciding to escape Justice via kangaroo court. Though I am able to swirlie your corpse, I cannot swirlie your soul. DAMN YOU!!! YOU'VE MANAGED TO ESCAPE ME IN DEATH! by Digornio Pizzarelli 1 points
Damara the Witch ticketed for for a good measure by Bunman #130198 0 points
Damara the Witch ticketed for offending a skeleton by Bunman #130198 0 points
Damara the Witch ticketed for dying while i was writing the previous ticket by Bunman #130198 0 points
The whole crew ticketed for bullying the blob to death by Bunman #130198 0 points
Noddy Abruzzo ticketed for yelling at me ;( by Bunman #130198 0 points
Spinning chair ticketed for going over RPM limit set by NT by Bunman #130198 1 points
Julius Chauvin ticketed for Dying before reading his ticket by Bunman #130198 0 points
AI ticketed for having a mustache by Bunman #130198 1 points
Julius Chauvin ticketed for protecting himself from arrest but not tickets by Bunman #130198 0 points
Ella Presley ticketed for I can turn into a skeleton whenever i want! by Bunman #130198 0 points
Bunman #130198 ticketed for man, you can't just turn into a fucking skeleton by Ella Presley 1 points
Security ticketed for handing out too many tickets by Bunman #130198 1 points
Stephen Rhinehart ticketed for Having the Meta-Neural Antenna mutation and actively alerting us that he's spying in on our conversation. I don't think I can arrest you for thought-crimes, but I'm going to ticket you for this. by Digornio Pizzarelli 1 points
Bunman #130198 ticketed for Being a literal walking skeleton held together by like, three tendons. I don't think NT licensed insurance covers this. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Noddy ticketed for he needs burnt paper by Bunman #130198 0 points
noddy ticketed for MORE PAPER by Bunman #130198 0 points
Shotgun wielding vandal ticketed for VANDALISM by Bunman #130198 0 points
Hubert Shimmey ticketed for being way too spooky by Bunman #130198 0 points
Legworm ticketed for resisting arrest by kicking me in the face by Bunman #130198 0 points
Michael Hardy ticketed for creative vandalism by Bunman #130198 0 points
Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for And dying by Bunman #130198 0 points
Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for Breaking into HoS's office and armory, making me lag and wearing a better headpiece than me by Bunman #130198 0 points
sadboy the unfunny jokester ticketed for HE WROTE 'POO' by John Freeman 0 points
GODZILLA ticketed for breaking and entering, dismantling the station, trespassing by Knight Torun 0 points
Stanford Harrison ticketed for I'm gay by Stanford Harrison 0 points
Mason Pinto ticketed for Unauthorized Sausage-Sewage party in robotics by Harrison Sommer 1 points
Nami Tsu ticketed for SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTSSHOTSSHOTS, SHOTS, EVERYBODY by Vaughn Moon 0 points
Nami Tsu ticketed for Administering undisclosed doses of lysergic acid dyethylamide in drinks available for public consumption. by Harrison Sommer 0 points
Solomon Ring ticketed for not sharing his gyros with me. asshole. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Surrey Jackson ticketed for Attempting to escape his brig sentence via death. Even in death you cannot escape capitalism. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Johnathan Daemon ticketed for Suiciding to escape from justice by Cameron Phoenix 0 points
Mysterious Donut Eater ticketed for eating the donuts by Ella Presley 0 points
Ella Presley ticketed for Impersonating literally everyone at the same time by Cameron Phoenix 0 points
Wendy Blyde ticketed for Recklessly shooting your energy gun at passing crew members and enslaving them to make food by Cameron Phoenix 0 points
Elon Doyle the Radio Show Host ticketed for For having dumb lizard brain by Henry Yablinski 0 points
Samantha McDowell ticketed for NOT A TICKET - this certifies the recipient is legally allowed to distribute Space Drugs. by Hailey Boro 1 points
the crematorium ticketed for look I know for a fact brains and butts are not fireproof, finish the dang job by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points
Botany ticketed for declaring independence without coming up with a catchy name by Mouse Fitzgerald 3 points
Engineering ticketed for as a general rule, the air should not be fire by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points
Kjorky Pokitz ticketed for taking the Head of Personnel's ID by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points
Candle Wick ticketed for just leaving your ID and PDA lying on the floor where anyone could take them by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points
Dill Behrt ticketed for I L L E G A L missing limbs by Antigone Pallas 0 points
Roco Berry ticketed for Noise pollution via revolver. Stop wasting ammo, I don't give a shit if it doesn't do damage or not, bullets cost like.. A bullet's worth a bullet every bullet. by Digornio Pizzarelli 3 points
Honk! Honk! ticketed for Failing to pull crew members forcibly over a banana peel. You had ONE job! by Cameron Phoenix 0 points
Leta Laine ticketed for impersonating an officer, badly by Emily Claire 0 points
Gunner Muggins ticketed for Talking as a mime by Sienna Jewell 0 points
Ada Whipple ticketed for Over Working Security Personeel by Lauri Torni 0 points
Ada Whipple ticketed for Obsession by Lauri Torni 0 points
Ada Whipple ticketed for Impateince by Lauri Torni 0 points
Ada Whipple ticketed for Glitter Dependecy by Lauri Torni 0 points
Ada Whipple ticketed for Shouting by Lauri Torni 0 points
Ada Whipple ticketed for Existence by Lauri Torni 0 points
Ion Storm-Rainbow ticketed for Being coward and deny it by Joksz Hakaari the Discount Mach 1 points
Lenny Williams ticketed for i dont have paper by Ella Presley 2 points
Gabriel Reichard ticketed for Having sax with himself in a public hallway by Emily Claire 2 points
C.O.N.G.A the cyborg ticketed for Saying "Fuck you" to a human by Joksz Hakaari the Discount Drac 0 points
Julius Chauvin ticketed for For crashing into the Vice Officer with their shitty fucking car by Chance Spock 3 points
Gerhazo ticketed for Giving closets free will! by Sugar Beeman 0 points
Wraith ticketed for Killing braindead bruce in the braindead closet by Sugar Beeman 2 points
Nami Tsu ticketed for I am going to ticket you everytime I see you, because I do not like clowns. by Digornio Pizzarelli 1 points
The Wizard Federation ticketed for Allegedly Arse Nathing the father of Cosmoman Dan. A wizard must attend court to face this accusation. by Cameron Phoenix 0 points
Johnathan Daemon ticketed for breaching west primary hallway with a chembomb by Yasmin Voraes 0 points
Mime ticketed for ass theft by Digornio Pizzarelli 1 points
William Hoenshell ticketed for Making weed that didn't get me blazed. The fuck, dude. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Dzheyms Vitze ticketed for Ludicrous amounts of noise pollution. by John Hawkins 0 points
Security ticketed for For looking on as people on the shuttle murder each other, AND stealing the late CE's equipment after his untimely death, while explicitly choosing not to clone them. by Dant?s Edmundsson 0 points
The person/people responsible for filling up the enterity of medbay with skeletons ticketed for Filling up the enterity of medbay with skeletons by Cruz Style 3 points
D. Ranged ticketed for Examplory performance against the changeling by Cruz Style 0 points
Joksz Hakaari ticketed for Standing in the way of my space segway three times by Cruz Style 0 points
Zack Dre ticketed for Not bribing an officer of the law with alcoholic bevarages with ample oppurtinity to do so by Cruz Style 1 points
Tracee Swabey ticketed for Hitting a security officer with an uncooked fish and calling it holy matrimony by Cruz Style 1 points
D. Ranged ticketed for major theft by Knight Torun 0 points
Dick Detroit ticketed for Shooting people with smoke guns without reason and stealing ID by Joksz Hakaari 0 points
Thornneee the Clown ticketed for not dodging the detective's bullets by Vriska Serket 0 points
Richie Babic ticketed for opening fire on the clown by Vriska Serket 0 points
Quill Blackwell ticketed for Operating an unregistered bee nursery by Cosmoman Dan 0 points
Digornio Pizzarelli ticketed for being insufferably pedantic by Vriska Serket 0 points
Scrungo ticketed for Refusing to de-limb an officer with his sword like a real clown would. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
coders ticketed for making it so popping out of the cloner too soon makes your name blank by Dr. Floorpills 1 points
Jonathon Chemist ticketed for Tedious by John Freeman 0 points
Lev Flaurous ticketed for For damaging the station by Joksz Hakaari 0 points
Maggy Jager-Voigt ticketed for Tried to choke the geneticist while jocking by Gavin Nedry 0 points
Sec gear stealing nerds ticketed for The item in the recharger is just a power cell, ha ha you suck by Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky 0 points
William Shaner ticketed for Running into a portable flasher and blaming me when they got stunned by it by Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky 0 points
Lenard Brown ticketed for Being set to arrest for no reason, thus wasting my time by Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky 0 points
Butch Thunderpunch ticketed for for illegal mass production of phasers, which I confiscated while he slept! hah! You snooze you loose! by Abraham Lincoln 0 points
Cameron Phoenix ticketed for Slipping twice on the same banana peel in under five seconds. by Cameron Phoenix 0 points
Tooty ticketed for Being too funny for me to actually arrest by Cameron Phoenix 0 points
swenji kanada ticketed for For mind slaving the captain by Joksz Hakaari 0 points
Monkey Guns ticketed for Setting an officer on fire through the mis-use of dangerous science technology by Drago Kitterson 0 points
Ion Storm ticketed for being gross by Bunman #130194 0 points
Linda Cappuccino ticketed for stealing Shitty Bill's corpse before i could arrange him a burial by Bunman #130194 1 points
Lenard Brown ticketed for being creative by Bunman #130194 0 points
SMUG KNIVES ticketed for Being crimers, all of you! All of you are crime! by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
being a stinkin ape. ticketed for i fucked this up whoops by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Every criminal ticketed for i gotta go so this is for everyone who commit any sort of crime by Joksz Hakaari 0 points
Ghosts ticketed for Writing and drwing spooky stuffs on the floor by Joksz Hakaari 0 points
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