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Elorion Ronsaur ticketed for Flopping and farting on the floor and weirding me out a bunch by Kjorky Ponkhertz 1 points
LAILA WOLFE ticketed for BEING THE GODDAMN THING by Quinn Ehret 2 points
Graham Harshman ticketed for Shooting the HoP with a tranq dart as thanks for upgrading ID access by Kjorky Ponkhertz 1 points
Weaverly Webb ticketed for Leaving water everywhere with the buffer. by Omega 3 0 points
El Captino ticketed for Not being a Super El Captino by Jebediah Hawkins 1 points
Harvest Singe, otherwise known as Honksters, ticketed for unlawfully sealing a hallway by Nero Pierce 0 points
Naomi Blackford and Roman Lawhon ticketed for For causing an Owl Slam and contaminating the entire station with Owl Quarks. by Peter Van Doorn 3 points
Monkey Figure ticketed for Stealing the Captain's ID and probably causing the owl-pocalpyse! by Peter Van Doorn 2 points
Dr. Floorpills ticketed for Troublemaking at Med-Bay. by Frank Sarley 0 points
Steve Blaine ticketed for Contaminating Med-Bay with monkey blood. by Frank Sarley 0 points
Jack Jackman ticketed for Being murdered. Probably. I can't find you, I don't want to be a cop anymore PLEASE JUST TAKE YOUR STUFF BACK! I'VE BEEN YELLING FOR YOU WHERE IN THE HELL ARE YOU? ARE YOU DEAD? PLEASE! by Digornio Pizzarelli 3 points
Jack Jackman ticketed for Being a bad cop. Not like a renegade cop but a bad cop. You left your ID and equipment in the kitchens backroom, so now I'll take your place. The future is now, old man! THE COOKS WILL NOW BE THE COPS! WATCH OUT CRIMERS, I'M STIRRING UP SOME TROUBLE! by Digornio Pizzarelli 5 points
Head of Beersonnel ticketed for Sleeping on the job, and responding to questioning by buzzing angrily. Very poor behavior for a bee. by Weaverly Webb 1 points
Camden Mingle ticketed for wearing an extremely illegal hat by Ensign Daeren 1 points
Aaron Andersson ticketed for Loitering and being evil. by Alfie Indigo 0 points
Leon Sharpe ticketed for Being set to arrest for petty reasons. by Alfie Indigo 0 points
Dill Behrt ticketed for tresspassing and thievery by Nero Pierce 0 points
Bill Nye ticketed for Fuckin' bloodsports by Sybil Braun 0 points
Atlas ticketed for Administrating bloodsport by Sybil Braun 0 points
Pepe Roni ticketed for Being a bad influence by El Gopher 0 points
Keziah England ticketed for Blowing smoke in an officer of the laws face by Anton Carpathian 0 points
Alberto Roman ticketed for Grand Assault With Flatulance by El Gopher 2 points
!!!THE TERRORIZER!!! ticketed for Unlawful use of the basketball, attempted double dribble. by El Gopher 1 points
Donovan Glover ticketed for obstruction of justice by Nero Pierce 0 points
Pepe Roni ticketed for Destruction of a legal document. Running while questioned. by Jamison Foster 0 points
Pepe Roni ticketed for Destruction of legal documents and having a dumb name by Robert Alliman 0 points
Unknown ticketed for Impersonating the devil by Anton Carpathian 0 points
The clown ticketed for Unlawfully operating a janitors cleaning vehicle by Anton Carpathian 1 points
Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for Foir being a self proclaimed crime lord by Anton Carpathian 0 points
Honk Productions Operative #3 ticketed for Excessive pie facing of an officer of the law by Anton Carpathian 3 points
Eric Hartman ticketed for Excessive Zippo cliicking by Anton Carpathian 0 points
Anton Carpathian ticketed for Accidental discharge of taser by Anton Carpathian 1 points
Eric Hartman ticketed for Tagging, bees are ugly. by Anton Carpathian 0 points
The clown ticketed for Plaing catch with smoke grenades by Anton Carpathian 0 points
Edward Ford ticketed for Getting eaten by a Blob by Anton Carpathian 0 points
Medical lab ticketed for Leaving a meatball pizza in the morgue by Anton Carpathian 0 points
Nick Carr ticketed for Responsibility for drugging entire med-bay and NanoTrasen employees. by Frank Sarley 1 points
Ray Palmer ticketed for Decided to become braindead during chaos in station. by Frank Sarley 0 points
Percival Dantarega ticketed for Employee is drugged beyond measure. Should be fired. by Frank Sarley 1 points
OWL GANG ticketed for ILLEGAL GANG SPRAY TAGS by Casey Spark 0 points
Louis Steele ticketed for unauthorized handling of a prisoner by Nero Pierce 0 points
Honksters ticketed for assaulting by Nero Pierce 0 points
John Rohtin ticketed for improper treatment and handling of prisoner by Nero Pierce 0 points
Gretchen Taylor ticketed for trashing the hallways by Nero Pierce 0 points
The Quartermasters ticketed for Using pizza as a construction material by Freddy Flowers 1 points
Mike Beasley ticketed for Vandalism and destroying corporate property by Frank Sarley 0 points
Corey Tedrow ticketed for Trespassing. by Julio Hayhurst 0 points
William Moberly ticketed for Making a bloody mess in Medbay due to a giant Hulk Monster by Booker Pinkerton 0 points
Painting himself red. Too red. Or maybe thats a sunburn? That looks bad you should go to medbay! ticketed for fuck by Adrian Clarke 3 points
Tooty Dooty ticketed for Health and Saftey Violation by Jebediah Hawkins 0 points
PAL 2500 ticketed for Being unable to serve me icecream, despite serving being a prime directive. by Julio Hayhurst 1 points
MArgaret Melrose ticketed for For being a looney by Duke Dukems 0 points
Lenington Ants ticketed for Smashing lights without a permit by Jack Jackman 0 points
Carlos Brown ticketed for Posession of unlicenced red box with two exclamation points by Jack Jackman 0 points
HUnter SMith ticketed for unlicenced body by Jack Jackman 0 points
R.O.B. ticketed for Being a snitch by Jack Jackman 0 points
whoever killed Heisenbee ticketed for killing the Heisenbee by Frederick Cooper 0 points
owl gang ticketed for killing the queen bee by Frederick Cooper 0 points
Roman Lawhon ticketed for faking acid spit at an officer by Dr. Floorpills 0 points
Apiculturists remains ticketed for farting on a bible during work hours by Rusty Bottom 0 points
the mime ticketed for this isnt a ticket its a note of praise for making a really nice butt bott art piece by Jeffery Jefferson 1 points
THE JANITORS ticketed for having two people but only one pair of galoshes, completely illegal by Jeffery Jefferson 1 points
Pepe Roni ticketed for After intervening to stop a mouse from stabbing him, he stabbed me multiple times and killed the mouse, while laughing. by Lily White 0 points
Jadyn Bullard ticketed for threatening SEC officer by Nero Pierce 0 points
Frank Sarley ticketed for fighting with other staff by Nero Pierce 0 points
Jadyn Bullard ticketed for fighting with other staff by Nero Pierce 0 points
Dr. Floorpills ticketed for oh my god what the FUCK are you doing in that kitchen? This is seriously the most disgusting thing. by Don Geon 0 points
Johnny Walker ticketed for Johnny you stupid fucking piece of horse radish. These stupid lanes have only brought more harm to the crew than they have done good. This is a dumb fucking idea and I dare consider mutiny against you for this garbage. You don't need lanes in the fucking hallways. Jesus christ. FUCK! I already had trouble getting a bartender to medbay because of this nonsensical garbage. This barely works because people don't understand that you're able to cross through people with the help intent. Take this shit down now. by Vivian Weaver 8 points
Dr. Floorpills ticketed for Animal Cruelty. Please do not kill monkeys inhumanely. by Don Geon 0 points
robots ticketed for being rude little jerks by a grody frogman 1 points
genetics ticketed for being obliviously useless by a grody frogman 1 points
The AI ticketed for not being stephanie mir by Malcolm Curry 2 points
Marvin Log ticketed for Blocking off the main hall by Stephen Rhinehart 0 points
Patrick Focell ticketed for Lookin so damn fine. by Jeremy Merigold 2 points
Kain Brindle ticketed for Farting on an officer of the law by Bruce Isaman 2 points
Melos Torun ticketed for smashing tomatoes everywhere by Abel Miller 0 points
Aleks Adamska ticketed for attempting to break into EVA by Abel Miller 0 points
Jimmy Bemmy ticketed for trespassing and hacking doors near science by Abel Miller 0 points
Senji Gyoken ticketed for Attempting to break a talking window with a chair by Arthur Conway 0 points
Bobby Bob ticketed for being a selfish captain by Mr. Green 1 points
Lily White ticketed for being a monster by Mr. Green 0 points
Freaky Freakycrafter ticketed for expecting monkeys to read minds by Mr. Green 1 points
Enormous torrent of blood ticketed for Its too much blood, completely excessive by Peter Xanax 1 points
THE STATION ticketed for BECAUSE I CAN AND AM EVIL MUAHUAHUAHUAHUA by B.U.T.T. 1 points
John Rohtin ticketed for HONK HONK by Ashton Novik 0 points
Weaverly Webb ticketed for Braindead in a hallway, pass out in a corner like a civilized person by Patrick Finnegan 0 points
The ling ticketed for Becoming a fucking abomination far too early and getting its shit wrecked by Fab Houlous 0 points
Whoever took a picture of a blackhole ticketed for Taking a much too high quality picture, feels like its right there next to me by Fab Houlous 0 points
jakob fridge ticketed for defacating in public beyond the allowed amount by Dale Aberdeen 1 points
Digornio Pizzarelli ticketed for Sub-par Drink Composition by Jebediah Hawkins 0 points
Bryce Richter ticketed for being an idiot and running during a biomagnetic field event by Bryce Richter 0 points
David Whyvenr ticketed for using magnetic fuckery to send an officer of the law flying by Bryce Richter 1 points
Carlos Brown ticketed for for leaving his PDA with ID on the floor by Christopher Firewood 0 points
bill nye the speedy guy ticketed for breaking the speed of sound limit by Regular Human 1 points
Doc Friesling ticketed for Breaking the engine and almost killing coworkers by Vivian Weaver 0 points
Mystery Mouse Murderer ticketed for murdering a mouse, mysteriously by Regular Human 2 points
Sober crewmembers ticketed for Not understanding my clear, unambiguous, slightly drunk warnings by Patrick Finnegan 1 points
kuby ticketed for being the crime, all of it by Jeffery Jefferson 0 points
THIS PILE OF REALLY GOOD WEED ticketed for BEING LETHAL AS FUCK by Jeffery Jefferson 1 points
Whoever is trying to issue tickets by naming an empty paper sheet ticketed for not being able to properly hand out tickets by Cyborg Epsilon-6 5 points
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