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Medbay hallway ticketed for Big pool of fuel infront of it, that stuff could catch on fire by Edgar Houston 0 points
Alger Hussian ticketed for attemtped bee murder by Blackhole Moon 0 points
Alger Hussian ticketed for Makign a bee invisable while trying to kill it by Blackhole Moon 0 points
Alexis Quirin ticketed for Discharging a firearm by Sov Exant 0 points
the janitor ticketed for NOT EXISTING by Lev Flaurous 5 points
puddle of welding fuel ticketed for Impeding an officer of the law in the course of his duties by being slippery as fuck. Also flammable as fuck. by Lev Flaurous 0 points
Thomas Querry ticketed for Grinding some poor bastard down and cooking him into a pizza. by Lev Flaurous 0 points
Father Relaxe ticketed for GROWING PLANTS THAT ARE ON FIRE by Lev Flaurous 1 points
BLOBS ticketed for EXISTING by Heruld Heruld 1 points
The engineering team ticketed for slacking by Charlie Collins 0 points
Unknown ticketed for unscrewing a window and snipping a grill in telescience by Charlie Collins 0 points
Julius Bares ticketed for vomiting all over medbay, and killing research assets for no reason by Charlie Collins 0 points
Erik Schaeffer ticketed for having an untidy and dirty warehouse by Charlie Collins 0 points
The non-existent janitor ticketed for leaving vomit in the middle of a hallway by Charlie Collins 0 points
Tam Lin ticketed for Has dumb shoes and WON'T STOP HOPPING AROUND EVERYWHERE GODDAMNIT STOP MOVING by Tam Lin 5 points
Dog Fart ticketed for Refused to finish force feeding Horse Horsington booze and cake for breaking into the bridge by Peter Cox 3 points
Jamar Rogers ticketed for Failing to bribe security by Erasmus Klein 1 points
Jamar Rogers ticketed for For the lack of telesci information you are hereby stranded inside rocks! by Jamar Rogers 0 points
Ai Yoshiyomi ticketed for Being rather rude and disruptive over comms. by Frex Lutlie 1 points
Bradley Brunch ticketed for Being rather rude and disruptive over comms. by Frex Lutlie 0 points
CENTCOM ticketed for TELL US WHO THE REV HEAD IS YOU INCOMPETENT SHITS, I'M GONNA REBEL IF YOU DON'T. by Hank Hill 5 points
Tam Lin ticketed for Aggressively exploding and launching his limbs at me by Erasmus Klein 4 points
Gabriel Mercury ticketed for leaving comrades stranded in space by Listel Sheerfield 2 points
Thet Raytor ticketed for dying of embarrassment by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Tale Titan ticketed for dying without a licence by Listel Sheerfield 3 points
Dog Boi ticketed for flooding the station, bad boy by Angelica Corydalis 0 points
Gabriel Mercury ticketed for destroying medbay with super powers by Angelica Corydalis 1 points
Maurice Hendelshoe ticketed for doubting the powers of magic by Angelica Corydalis 0 points
Emma Yorkshire ticketed for destroying my minisub by Listel Sheerfield 1 points
Duke Nicholas ticketed for impatiently waiting for the shuttle to arrive, causing a radstorm by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Prospector Pete ticketed for winking at me. Really, what's up with that, mate? by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Urist Paul ticketed for dismembering a monkey and not eating the juiciest parts by Listel Sheerfield 7 points
The A.I. ticketed for bolting down the bar so that I can't eat delicious pizza by Listel Sheerfield 1 points
Minisub ticketed for Going 33 in a 25 by Boris Bubbleton 2 points
Jukebox ticketed for For playing Jimmy Buffet by Boris Bubbleton 2 points
Horse Horsington ticketed for Impersonation by Carl Schimmer 0 points
Horse Horsington ticketed for Claims to be a sea horse, is actually a ling. by Blaska Ellestrom 6 points
Griffin Turner ticketed for killing a butterfly. you are cursed now by Mercy O`Fogg 4 points
Trey Kifer ticketed for diligently pouring water into the drains. good job by Mercy O`Fogg 0 points
Hydroponics ticketed for making a lot of sweet produce. good work. roll this into a joint for me by Mercy O`Fogg 0 points
minisub ticketed for awful driving by Mercy O`Fogg 0 points
Griffin Turner ticketed for Sleeping on the job by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points
Security ticketed for Stop ramming me with your damn sub!! Jesus!!!! by Preston Suffolk 6 points
The guy in the clown suit who gave me cancer ticketed for for giving me cancer by Preston Suffolk 4 points
VOMITCLOWN ticketed for Public indecency? I guess? by Preston Suffolk 1 points
Engineers ticketed for my medbay has no power, fuck you by Preston Suffolk 0 points
Engineers ticketed for my entire station has no power, fuck you by Preston Suffolk 0 points
Santiago ticketed for Picked up Flamethrower by Winston Peters 0 points
Minisub ticketed for Careless driving by Winston Peters 0 points
Min Sub ticketed for Being inside by Winston Peters 0 points
Maurice Hendelshoe ticketed for hunting big game, but was hunted instead by Listel Sheerfield 2 points
Emma Yorkshire ticketed for something, I don't know what, but it was definitely you by Listel Sheerfield 3 points
Irene Mincene ticketed for drowning by Listel Sheerfield 3 points
Aniel ticketed for What is wrong with you. by Prospector Pete 1 points
Bo Jack Daniel's ticketed for getting me REALLY drunk by Romayne Hunter 1 points
Scott Grim ticketed for Wanting to call shuttle while I was playing music. by Bradley Brunch 0 points
Akshat ticketed for Impersonating Tooty. by Bradley Brunch 0 points
Gandalf Owlman ticketed for Left an all-access ID in the ID console. And also allowing a mechanic to bolt open their office in plain sight. What the hell, man. by Andrew Andrewson 2 points
Jace Rosensteel ticketed for Setting out a beatiful spread of chips and dip, then packing them up again and leaving the bar before anyone can have a taste by Cerris Grayson 6 points
Maurice Hendelshoe ticketed for littering by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Awkward Dryad ticketed for blowing up the detectmobile by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Desmond Maxans ticketed for somehow managing to be arrested by Beepsky by Listel Sheerfield 1 points
John Public ticketed for not keeping his head above the water during crunch time by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Beth Stockholm? I think? ticketed for You know what? I'm done. I'm completely done. How a person fries themself is completely beyond me. by John Johnson 7 points
Awkward Dryad ticketed for You know what? I'm not going to ask. Let's just say they pulled a submarine through the station without so much as a scratch to the hull or the sub. by John Johnson 0 points
Horse Horsington ticketed for I can't even remember the reason, you're just a JERK! A straight up JERK! by John Johnson 0 points
Griffin Merbhy ticketed for Interrupting me while I'm writing a ticket for Horse Horsington. The NERVE! by John Johnson 0 points
Drone JPB-75 ticketed for Leaving the airlocks open! Airlocks? Waterlocks? Anywho, this jerk nearly caused a breach! by John Johnson 0 points
Johnny Gronko ticketed for being dead by Rocky 0 points
Lee Zard ticketed for This freakin' jerk started shooting people with one of our riot shotguns! They were even helping out with fixing the CRIME-OUT ZONE! by John Johnson 0 points
John Johnson ticketed for Stealing property to replace a broken window in the CRIME-OUT ZONE (Brig) by John Johnson 0 points
Botany Dept ticketed for growing shit-ass rainbow weed instead of meth or something by Father Relaxe 0 points
Science Dept ticketed for teleporting water onboard without erecting "wet floor" signs by Father Relaxe 0 points
Lee...Zard? Is that really your name? ticketed for Throwing an ABSOLUTE FIT in the crime-out zone! (Note: That's what I call the brig.) by John Johnson 1 points
James Lequack ticketed for Failure to get permission to be decapitated by Johan Strussel 0 points
Harley Filben ticketed for A grow operation that was distributing to the WHOLE STATION! by Johan Strussel 0 points
Johnny Gronko ticketed for Smashing me with a minisub by Bradley Brunch 0 points
Minisub outside station ticketed for Yellow Minisub illegally parked outside station by Rylan Sybilla 0 points
Josh Foster ticketed for Monkey fights by Hard Boiled 0 points
Peter Cox ticketed for diving after eating by Dr. Floorpills 1 points
Simon Barnes ticketed for Threatening an officer of a law by Dr. Floorpills 0 points
Simon Barnes ticketed for threatening me specifically by Dr. Floorpills 1 points
NanoTrasen ticketed for making unsafe one-person delivery pods by Aiden Rockwell 0 points
Selladore Kaine ticketed for Hitting the burger robot by Erasmus Klein 0 points
The room of ducks ticketed for Mocking me by Erasmus Klein 0 points
The blood room ticketed for For creeping me out by Erasmus Klein 0 points
Water ticketed for Slipping me up! by Erasmus Klein 0 points
Pool Participants ticketed for Not wearing swimming goggles, my eyes, good god my eyes! by Elliott Moon 0 points
Water ticketed for Gross Misconduct, Workplace Hazard. by Elliott Moon 0 points
Emma Yorkshire ticketed for becoming Emma Cubeshire by Listel Sheerfield 5 points
Drago Kitterson ticketed for taking space law into his own hands by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Kate Wooley ticketed for Improper handling of dangerous substances by Thet Raytor 0 points
Erasmus Klein ticketed for Operating a vehicle without a license, registration, and proof of insurance by Thet Raytor 0 points
The Captain ticketed for Unsanitary hallways : Vomit and blood. OSHA Class C violation by Nigel Schneider 1 points
Cargo department ticketed for Unsanitary hallways. OSHA Class D violation by Nigel Schneider 0 points
Dr Acula ticketed for Unsanitary hospital conditions, completely rancid. OSHA Class B Violation by Nigel Schneider 0 points
The janitor ticketed for Vomit in the halls, first warning by Nigel Schneider 0 points
Trip hazards in halways -OSHA Violation class D ticketed for Please ensure all hallways are clear of obstruction! by Nigel Schneider 0 points
Wizardous ticketed for Resisting arrest and hoking by Nigel Schneider 0 points
the engine ticketed for shocking me several times by Gabriel Mercury 0 points
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