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The Bar ticketed for Questionable number of chefs. by Dalton Raub 2 points
Medbay ticketed for Mediocre emergency response. by Dalton Raub 0 points
QM ticketed for Disrespectful lack of activity. by Dalton Raub 0 points
The Bar ticketed for Reckless endangerment of arteries. by Dalton Raub 0 points
Greater domestic space bee ticketed for Sleeping in the halls by Dalton Raub 0 points
Toxin Lab ticketed for Disordery spreading of spicy air. by Dalton Raub 0 points
Armin hummer ticketed for Disorderly breaking of station property. by Dalton Raub 0 points
Brendan Dugger ticketed for going missing without notice and abandoning job responsibilities by Maximus Anderson 0 points
THE CAPTAIN ticketed for FOR FLAMER by Krustard 0 points
Armin Hummer ticketed for Drugging, Bombing Security by Riza Dessier 0 points
John Doe ticketed for breaking into robotics without authorisation by Katey Still 0 points
The Clown Car ticketed for Illegal parking by Riza Dessier 0 points
John Strumbridge ticketed for For Subverting the AI, blowing up PDAs, and being a meanie head. by John Wickenson 0 points
Botany ticketed for Somethign something illegal drugs by Walter Yitarium 0 points
Salty McSaltman ticketed for Being way, way too fast by Tanner Mirabel 1 points
Whoever left this perfectly good fortune cookie here ticketed for Littering by Walter Yitarium 1 points
The Exit ticketed for Plasma-Fire at Escape. Really why do people like the cold of space? I like heat. Disintegrate. This is Gibby - spreading love not hate. by Gibby 0 points
Angela Ziegler ticketed for Being a blatant nudist. by Gibby 0 points
Everyone ticketed for To unrobust to catch the clown - GIBBY! by Gibby 0 points
Security ticketed for Granted access to Gang-Members and failing to protect their home hood. by Gibby 0 points
Ivan Eyelid ticketed for childish peepee humor by Rusty Bottom 0 points
Borgo ticketed for Making a medbay where the escape shuttle flops by Blackhole Moon 0 points
Isaac Rockwell ticketed for Looting the dead by Lee Roberts 0 points
Tamsin Schaeffer ticketed for Ignoring my questions, probably obtaining the spare ID and using it to use the banking terminal by Rock Rockington 0 points
Eugene Edwards ticketed for littering by Rock Rockington 0 points
Unknown the Aviary Monkey ticketed for Being really fucking creepy and damaging to moral by Rock Rockington 0 points
Aviary shrub number 6 ticketed for Containing a syringe of krokodile by Rock Rockington 0 points
John Doe (Deaf and maybe blind) ticketed for Injecting themself with activators that will cause performance issues. by Rock Rockington 0 points
Syndi Man ticketed for Breaking into things, demanding meth by Cameron Phoenix 0 points
Jeremy Thompson ticketed for Firing an artifact gun near me after reciting rap lyrics. Then coating me in black powder when I take it from him. by Dean David 0 points
Gunslinger who attacked clown ticketed for Unauthorised clown abuse(shooting at him). by Damian Campbell 0 points
Rodney Sanchez ticketed for attacking the monkey after I arrested it by Sam Bee 0 points
Funzo the Clown ticketed for Having no clown equipment by Cameron Phoenix 0 points
Cameron Phoenix ticketed for NO U^2 by Honkurity Chief? What the Fuck? 0 points
Honkurity Chief ticketed for no u by Cameron Phoenix 0 points
Cameron Phoenix, Head of Security ticketed for using big words i dont understand by Honkurity Chief? What the Fuck? 0 points
SEC ticketed for for watching clown do ticket and doing nothing by Krustard 0 points
SEC ticketed for for letting clown do ticket by Krustard 0 points
Timmy Steward ticketed for Leaving a PDA behind by Heather Allingham 0 points
Damian Campbell ticketed for not being robust enough to constitute an actual threat and being a persistant pest throughout round by Keegan Owens 0 points
Zoey Vand ticketed for Battery by Vinny Weinessig 0 points
Frank Lunchmeat ticketed for Selling not stablized mutations by Vinny Weinessig 0 points
David Abbott ticketed for Making neurotoxin soup and resisting death penalty by NT officials by Joe Kerr 0 points
The captain ticketed for being an asshole, and treating a rat killer like a real murderer by Joe Kerr 0 points
Llewys Dawes ticketed for Building soulsteel objects right in the hallway by Joe Kerr 0 points
Devon Hutton ticketed for Ants in the sushi by Joe Kerr 0 points
The floor ticketed for being bloody and dirty. A dirty little floor by Joe Kerr 0 points
Clown and mime ticketed for harassing the captain by Joe Kerr 0 points
Genetics ticketed for not producing any viable mutations yet by Joe Kerr 0 points
Bar ticketed for being dangerously understaffed and no alcohol in sight by Joe Kerr 0 points
Botanists ticketed for growing cannabis by Joe Kerr 0 points
Bitty Shill ticketed for For having shitty hair. by REX 0 points
Slappo Dugger ticketed for For being the slippiest clown on the station by Elric Biesieg 0 points
Brendan Dugger ticketed for health code violations by Victoria Dallon 0 points
Whoever put this weed here ticketed for Weed by Walter Yitarium 0 points
pascal ticketed for for dying and letting clown steal PDA by Krustard 0 points
Mike Dawson ticketed for Not committing a single crime while sec was watching. Good job! by Dean David 0 points
Sam Bee ticketed for Broke into the ai upload and did nothing. at least try to upload some funny laws next time by Allyson Murray 0 points
Crew of NSS Manta ticketed for Befouling the Air with their farts in the escape shuttle. by Boris Brovowski 0 points
Jack Brasseur ticketed for For being dead by Boris Brovowski 0 points
Argile Pratt ticketed for Driving a sub in a hallway and hitting assistants as they go. by Boris Brovowski 0 points
Walter Yitarium ticketed for Playing really bad music! by Boris Brovowski 0 points
Lomp Portan ticketed for Admitting to performing crimes against humanity on a Saturday. by Boris Brovowski 0 points
Nicolas Perkins ticketed for Fire wildly at a Wraith in a crowded hallway. by Boris Brovowski 0 points
Charles Evans ticketed for Driving a Sub while drunk by Boris Brovowski 0 points
Werewolf ticketed for Really bad pull my finger jokes in front of the bar man. by Boris Brovowski 0 points
Toliet by Botany ticketed for Being clogged in an open hallway. by Boris Brovowski 0 points
Cade Filibuster ticketed for Attempting Debraining an officer by Boris Brovowski 0 points
CentCom ticketed for spoiling the Syndicate's surprise party by Sam Bee 0 points
Sov Extant ticketed for He do not like soup of captain by Pascal Jerome 0 points
fay merryman ticketed for for shocking me in a public area by Aysha Brown 0 points
cockroach ticketed for for flipping in a no flip zone by Aysha Brown 0 points
Mailbot ticketed for For beiing too cute by Aysha Brown 0 points
Top Adam ticketed for Being rude to clown by Pascal Jerome 0 points
Fay Merryman ticketed for Shoting a clown for no reason by Pascal Jerome 0 points
Timmy Steward ticketed for ASS by Hans Mueller 0 points
The security department ticketed for Having asbestos in the walls, and requiring renovations by Raphael Cousteau 0 points
Rincewind ticketed for Taking over chemistry to make golems by Raphael Cousteau 0 points
The Fenton who Straubed ticketed for NOT WEARING HIS MASK, SHAMEFUL by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
birb ticketed for wrassling me by Lynette Medli 0 points
Janitor ticketed for not existing, all this mess in the bar makes me cry by Lynette Medli 0 points
Chemistry ticketed for starting fires on accident by Lynette Medli 0 points
Moorice Hendelcow ticketed for making bad puns by Lynette Medli 0 points
Rue Pierce ticketed for lubing me into a coffee vendor, thats just wasting perfectly good coffee by Lynette Medli 0 points
bar ticketed for being a fashion disaster by Lynette Medli 0 points
Whoever uploaded the law "Paradoxes are not paradoxes" ticketed for breaking the goddamn station AI so hard a staffie had to break in and reset the darn thing by May O'Malley 1 points
NSS Thunderchild ticketed for firing a plasma mortar before getting confirmation from the friendlies they were firing at by May O'Malley 2 points
All the people ticketed for Not sleeping very well. by Scrubbo Trashdigger 0 points
The Meatroom ticketed for Eating our beloved entertainers. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
good.bot ticketed for being too good for the station by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Rue Pierce ticketed for helping the AI by installing new security cameras what the fuck by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Atrazine Golem ticketed for not being vulnerable to tasers by Sam Bee 0 points
The Fabric of Space and Time ticketed for leaving goddamn holes laying around in the middle of the hallway by Sam Bee 0 points
Malcolm Curry ticketed for CRIME. by Tsuji Ishika 0 points
Digornio Pizzarelli ticketed for blaming me for putting up flashers when I never touched the things by Sam Bee 0 points
Sam Bee ticketed for putting up flashers and not warning me about them. oh god i cant see im blind where the fuck am i by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points
Sophia Keener ticketed for asking if being ugly is a crime, proceeding to accuse me of breaking a ton of laws by being ugly. i said people are beautiful on the inside. i just wanted to be nice why are you so mean to me by Digornio Pizzarelli 2 points
The Russian Revolver ticketed for blowing off the heads of two humans, in direct contradiction to law 1 by Cyborg Beta-49 0 points
Whoever left even more burritos laying around the station ticketed for leaving yet another pile of burritos laying around the station by Cyborg Beta-49 0 points
Whoever left burritos laying around the station ticketed for leaving burritos laying around the station by Cyborg Beta-49 0 points
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