Tickets - Goon Hub

Sugar Beeman ticketed for tossing dice faster than--- HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING by John Johnson 5 points

Ringus Bellwhistle ticketed for Moonlighting, as if we don't pay him enough here! by Father Relaxe 0 points

The captain ticketed for Providing absolutely zero leadership this entire shift. by Lev Flaurous 0 points

the AI ticketed for You are somehow more useless than a shitty 4 Mhz watch. by Lev Flaurous 2 points

the crew ticketed for Allowing a horrid necromantic abomination to go on a rampage almost unopposed by Lev Flaurous 1 points

QM ticketed for Turning the station into a menagerie of pissed off animals. by Lev Flaurous 0 points

OH GOD ticketed for I AM ON FIRE by Lev Flaurous 1 points

Salami Sam ticketed for Accosting me most foully for no reason while I was inspecting the AI core by Lev Flaurous 2 points

Kiki Kolana ticketed for Pero - OLD MAN JENKINS!!!! by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Lester Kingston ticketed for Staring vacantly at an empty combustion chamber while wearing a fruit hat is no way to live, son. by Lev Flaurous 3 points

chemistry ticketed for EXISTING by Lev Flaurous 0 points

janitor ticketed for Another bloody mess near the central warehouse. Why do we even pay you? by Lev Flaurous 0 points

Lev Flarous ticketed for Vomiting while writing tickets at the acting inspector on Robot Theater Gamma by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Medbay ticketed for Allowing some fucked up caricature of a human stagger about slowly on a wheelchair instead of providing him proper medical help. by Lev Flaurous 2 points

Sugar Beeman ticketed for Unhand me, you cad! by Lev Flaurous 0 points

clown ticketed for Your balloons belong on your person, not in research. by Lev Flaurous 0 points

gross Martian wierdo ticketed for Who the hell let you on this station anyways? Stop molesting our bees. by Lev Flaurous 0 points

Janitor ticketed for Leaving a massive fucking blood pool right outside his cubby. by Lev Flaurous 0 points

Security ticketed for Allowing murders to happen on this fine station. The hell are you doing? by Lev Flaurous 0 points

Old Man Jenkins ticketed for Being 2nd place. As a Head of Security, you're expected to be number one, at all times! by Lev Flaurous 1 points

clown ticketed for Clowns should dress as clowns, NOT SPIDERS by Lev Flaurous 1 points

botany ticketed for Not growing any weed by Lev Flaurous 0 points

Chaplain ticketed for Where is your mandatory bible, citizen? by Lev Flaurous 0 points

Rhonin Devorak ticketed for carrying their gun out at all times like a dork from a post-apocalyptic western of some sort. by John Johnson 3 points

Smug Muffin ticketed for throwing a banana on the floor, as if I'm going to step on that. Come on, I'd slip and fall. What were you thinking? by John Johnson 0 points

Darcy Paynter ticketed for sullying their clean, medical hands by rough-housing and handling a clown. by John Johnson 2 points

medbay ticketed for THIS MESS IS AWFUL WHERE ARE YOUR CLEANBOTS by Lev Flaurous 0 points

botany ticketed for Growing this weird purple shit instead of weed. What good are you? by Lev Flaurous 0 points

the barman ticketed for BEING HEADLESS by Lev Flaurous 1 points

also the barman ticketed for serving me piss in a glass that he jokingly called "a drink" by Lev Flaurous 0 points

the kitchen ticketed for not having a cook or any fried food, this is obscene! by Lev Flaurous 0 points

Sans ticketed for For being ness by Jebediah Hawkins 0 points

James LeQauck ticketed for Please smoke only in designated areas by William Shatner 0 points

Malcom Curry's loose butt. ticketed for Put some pants on by William Shatner 1 points

TerrorBorg ticketed for for opression my dreams by William Shatner 1 points

The Bar ticketed for Making me into an alchoholic by William Shatner 0 points

Chapel again ticketed for Now there's WEED in here by William Shatner 0 points

water ticketed for making me slip. NT will be hearing about this by William Shatner 0 points

Yuri Petrov ticketed for beating up simians by William Shatner 0 points

AI ticketed for AI room was wide open; cyborgs need more than a torso to qualify for union rights by William Shatner 0 points

AI room ticketed for The doors were heccin' wide open and the turrets were mean by William Shatner 1 points

SEBASTIAN ticketed for being a torso by William Shatner 1 points

The Chapel Fish ticketed for hosting a service illegally and dirtying a place of worship by William Shatner 1 points

Botany ticketed for Mutagen left laying around; loose monkey pushing around a weird plant. The bee was cute though by William Shatner 0 points

The entire ocean ticketed for flooding without a warrant by William Shatner 0 points

Arrivals ticketed for Dirty and cluttered; cleanbot inefficient by William Shatner 0 points

Kurt Baker's immortal being ticketed for resurrecting and exploding until the escape shuttle is filled to the ceiling with blood and gore by John Johnson 4 points

Kurt Baker's immortal soul ticketed for farting on me from beyond the grave, improperly requesting materials goods despite being immaterial by John Johnson 3 points

Noel Alliman ticketed for stealing from an innocent crate and bragging about the deed in front of the crew!!! by John Johnson 3 points

Hubcap Willie ticketed for This is a commendation, not a ticket! For valiantly answering the phone in bar and rising beyond the call of duty by John Johnson 2 points

Yuri Petrov ticketed for wrenching down the only safeguard the station has from Chemistry and its unnatural horrors by John Johnson 0 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for Blowing smoke in an officer's face, disrespect. by Casey Spark 1 points

Dr. Clown ticketed for Bullying a braindead Old Man Jenkins. by Casey Spark 3 points

Neo Politan ticketed for Farting on a bible, making a mess. by Casey Spark 0 points

Jesus Christ ticketed for attempted theft from the mentally disabled by Allen Reid 1 points

Rafael Cox ticketed for Insulting security personnel. by Casey Spark 2 points

pork slab ticketed for Calling out for help, claims of being murdered that led security officers into a sea of space lube. by Casey Spark 3 points

pork slab ticketed for Lying about not being involved with the placing of space lube. by Casey Spark 3 points

pork slab ticketed for Being at a scene of space lube honking their bike horn. by Casey Spark 5 points

Albert ticketed for being too naked by Harold Ham 1 points

Wilbur Wright's cloned puritan/DNR corpse ticketed for Causing a mess in cloning. by Casey Spark 1 points

Wilbur Wright ticketed for Decapitating themselves on a medbay firelock without authorization. by Casey Spark 1 points

Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for Stealing a crewmember's arm for whatever spy agency they belong to. Ticketed offender's arm was promptly removed and used as replacement. by Casey Spark 4 points

Gavin Roadman ticketed for Vandalism of own department for scientifical reasons. by Casey Spark 1 points

Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for Turning into a living crime against nature. by Casey Spark 4 points

Prospector Pete ticketed for Releasing crowd control foam without proper authorization - letting me do it. by Casey Spark 0 points

Emily Jr. ticketed for Gnoming me behind walls, having suicided by the time I could arrive. by Casey Spark 1 points

Purple Bubbles ticketed for Inventing a whole new level of intoxication. Having eaten food with bo'jack icing. by Casey Spark 1 points

Nolan Stone ticketed for Unlawful discharge of a firework by Allen Reid 1 points

Frankie Ewing ticketed for attacking the clown come now are really that angry by Allen Reid 0 points

Purple Bubbles ticketed for Invoking emotional trauma. by Casey Spark 1 points

My Ass is the Clown ticketed for Lurking in security maintenance. by Casey Spark 0 points

Monsieur Stirstir ticketed for Attempting escape from the brig. by Casey Spark 0 points

Cyberion the TechWiz ticketed for Subverting the AI, assaulting the head of security. by Casey Spark 0 points

Salvador Orozco ticketed for Tampering with station clothes-vending equipment, causing a minor fire. by Casey Spark 0 points

stinkerbutt ticketed for Leaving their child bee unattended. by Casey Spark 2 points

John Minecraft ticketed for Destroying brig walls, official station property with his super-strength in order to escape confinement. by Casey Spark 0 points

Max Frank ticketed for Turning the kitchen into a giant monkey barbeque. by Casey Spark 1 points

Cyberion the TechWiz ticketed for Trapping the head of security in an ice cube, heinous villain. by Casey Spark 0 points

Monkeys ticketed for Vandalism as reported by eye witnesses. by Casey Spark 0 points

Salvador Orozco ticketed for BEING TOO RADICAL by Casey Spark 0 points

Cyberion the TechWiz ticketed for Bullying monkeys. by Casey Spark 0 points

Griffin Murphy ticketed for Going through spontaneous disembowelment and turning into a cyborg. by Casey Spark 1 points

Cyberion the TechWiz ticketed for Breaking into Head of Security's office and the armory, attempting to steal officer's prized riot shotgun. by Casey Spark 0 points

Salvador Orozco ticketed for Claiming head of security's aerial skateboard tricks were, as quoted, "wack", hurting the officer's feelings. by Casey Spark 4 points

Artifacts ticketed for Not activating. by Casey Spark 0 points

Skateboard ticketed for Gaining sentience, moving on its own. by Casey Spark 2 points

April Dickinson ticketed for Dimensional superpositioning without a license by John Public 1 points

Yuri Petrov ticketed for Endangering his fellow spaceman through his wanton pursuit of fictive concepts such as "human rights" and "common decency." by John Public 3 points

Nerd who stole sec shit ticketed for For stealing all my gear and only having 1 taser for me to use instead of 2 by Elric Biesieg 0 points

the nerd on fire ticketed for exploding, and bubling by Blackhole Moon 0 points

The bridge ticketed for having less that 0 air by Blackhole Moon 0 points

Medical Director ticketed for Medbay is a literal ZOO! by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Chemistry ticketed for for improper handling of sensitive material including Nitroglycerin, which resulted in an explosion damaging sensitive equipement. by Triston Newton 0 points

Stephen Rhinehart ticketed for "sssso, can ssssomeone usssse a pda to make a ticket?" by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Mouse Fitzgerald ticketed for Stealing Stephen's ticket by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Stephen Rhinehart ticketed for for not being a gamer by Benny Oberwinch 0 points

Stephen Rhinehart ticketed for Requesting to be ticketed is felony in space law. by Bill Traitors 2 points

Prospector Pete ticketed for A clown that can't tell funny jokes. The ultimate crime. by Bill Traitors 0 points

Eggplants ticketed for for multiplying too fast by Christopher Firewood 0 points