Tickets

Urist Clubber ticketed for being an overblown, delusional fool far past his prime by Edwin Bees 0 points

Assclown ticketed for Space lube bitch by Big John 0 points

Arresting heads and probably being a dirty cop ticketed for Oops this is meant for Joseph Kallen by Big John 0 points

Joseph Kellen ticketed for Flashing the captain, the boring kind. by Big John 0 points

Graham Harshman ticketed for lighting everyone on fire. right in front of me by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Most of the Shuttle ticketed for Not shaking their tush on the catwalk by Thersites Porter 0 points

Eva Lsawff ticketed for daring to evacuate without cleaning the station beforehand by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Damian West ticketed for vindictive arson by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Mr. Green ticketed for TOO MANY FUCKING GUARDBUDDIES, JESUS MAN by Big John 1 points

Damian West ticketed for Stop getting robusted by Mr. Green's army of guardbuddies by Big John 1 points

Eva Lsawff ticketed for eating chocolate off of the floor of medbay and not cleaning my office instead by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Damian West ticketed for making up stories about being attacked by a monkey. Everyone knows monkeys don't exist by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Jaiden Snyder ticketed for making me spend money to save their life by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Graham Harshman ticketed for attempting to bribe me after bombing my office by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Annabelle Mayweather ticketed for not cleaning up the ocean spilling into the station by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Ella Presley ticketed for more like Ella MESSILY by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Lurkey Lots ticketed for being unfashionable on the radio by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Ella Presley ticketed for ruining medbay and refusing to be cute by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Rob Injun ticketed for doing crime despite being specifically instructed to not do crime by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Clifford Stills ticketed for Attacking NTSO officers, and being a troubled youth. by Big John 0 points

Charles ticketed for Bonus Delimbing by Jebediah Hawkins 0 points

Mallek Adalov ticketed for trespassing the Detective's office by One-Handed Wally 0 points

Barnum Schmidt ticketed for Owl murder attempt by Fab Houlous 0 points

Bongwald Wumpus ticketed for Bombing his own bar with phlogiston for insurance purposes by CUTIE 1 points

Section Chief ticketed for Welding the shuttle locked. by Katey Still 0 points

Lance Pearsall ticketed for LITERALLY BREAKING INTO EVA by Marvin Log 0 points

Mr Buttons ticketed for Innapropriate work attire by Martin Craw 0 points

Maruxus Shandar ticketed for calling the shuttle at 10 minutes because they don't like clowns by Kjorky Pokitz 2 points

Molestius Youngins ticketed for being named that by Kjorky Pokitz 1 points

Tooty Dooty ticketed for for bad RP, 0/10 by Oar Dehrv 1 points

Skoo Ka Too ticketed for being an opinionated lizard by Oar Dehrv 0 points

Ella Presley ticketed for saying there's too much weed by Oar Dehrv 1 points

Mark Swan ticketed for Destruction of property: ate the clown's horn by Martin Craw 0 points

Sailynx Zenefer ticketed for Replicated a lethal weapon found in space without permission by Martin Craw 0 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for weed by Ella Presley 0 points

Junky the Friendly Wizard ticketed for making demands of the chemistry department like a dork by Ella Presley 0 points

Honkers Mc Honk ticketed for Being a general nuisance by Martin Craw 0 points

Jerry Jardine ticketed for Gross negligence for creating explosive bananas and dismembering a detective by Martin Craw 0 points

PoPo ticketed for Breaking captains showcase. by George Hayhurst 0 points

Kurt Baker ticketed for Stop using the teleporter artifact to get into sec by Elizabeth Ester 0 points

Tommy Katsu ticketed for being a big meanie to the clown by Camryn Stern 0 points

The Captain ticketed for Dying in the middle of a radstorm, and allowing the AI to let some rando medic steal her hat by Edwin Utep 0 points

Security Department ticketed for Wrongful arrest of Captain Bananas and causing him to drop his briefcase. by Captain Bananas 0 points

Zoey Vand ticketed for Possession of contraband 'light grenade' without reporting it by Martin Craw 0 points

Katey Still ticketed for Breaking the Laws of Physics, not really a Sec problem but some Scientists might want a word later by Harald Odinson 0 points

roger jerome ticketed for taking all of my blood by Ella Presley 0 points

ethanol ticketed for not poisoning me enough by Ella Presley 0 points

ethanol ticketed for poisoning me by Ella Presley 0 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for hotboxing the corridor so hard I started seeing sounds by Ella Presley 1 points

Mouse Fitzgerald ticketed for being FAR too considerate and building a little table for all his meds that he MADE HIMSELF by Ella Presley 0 points

Hungry the Eighth ticketed for not eating Hungry 1 through 7 by Ella Presley 1 points

hamburger ticketed for not tasty enough by Ella Presley 0 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for smoking indoors by Camryn Stern 0 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for using way too much pot to hotbox by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Gibbon Cena ticketed for for assault our CREW YOU DUMMY by Camryn Stern 0 points

Jeffery Jefferson the Martian Ambassador ticketed for look I have a stun baton and a taser you aren't gonna be able to weld me into a locker why did you even try? by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

SAD BEARDS ticketed for just leaving your fliers on the floor instead of putting them on the wall. Look, I know you're depressed but it's just so easy. by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points

Camryn Stern ticketed for arresting the wrong guy YOU IDIOT by Camryn Stern 1 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for being a big mean poopoo head to smaller mean poopoo heads by Camryn Stern 0 points

Mrs. Muggles ticketed for looking at me funny. by Ella Presley 0 points

Solomon Ring ticketed for being a big mean poopoo head to other mean poopoo heads by Camryn Stern 0 points

Shrub ticketed for holding illeagal syndicate contraband by Swenji Kanada 0 points

Hungry Pickins ticketed for Stealing a security PDA by Hungry Pickins 1 points

scrungo ticketed for bomb threat is not chad by Hector Titus 0 points

honkers ticketed for being a little snitch bitch lol by Hector Titus 0 points

security ticketed for filling the brig with skeletons by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Mario Hirleman ticketed for sacrificing monkeys without proper ritual protocols. by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

the mime ticketed for failure to announce their donning of a syndicate hat by yelling "TIME FOR CRIME" over the radio by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Robb Rockwell ticketed for poor table manners by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

George Hayhurst ticketed for Assault of Captain, Theft of Items from Captain, Refusal of the Chain of Command by Katherine Kosarin 0 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for flagrant jackassery by Sean Brawn 0 points

Sean Brawn ticketed for making the AI too funny by Regular Human 1 points

Solomon Ring ticketed for Improper Lane Usage by Kate Wooley 0 points

The AI, S.N.I.T.C.H. ticketed for Being too overbearing to the crew, stop that, you! by Phillip Orrbe 0 points

wizard ticketed for being a shit by cluwne 1 points

R-WALL MURDERER ticketed for stop hitting the wall, your scaring me by Jacq Silent 1 points

Black Market ticketed for not taking me in when I was shipped to them in a crate by Flint Ratliff 0 points

The entire crew ticketed for for not remembering my birthday by Flint Ratliff 0 points

Monsieur Stirstir ticketed for blowing up the brig, again by Flint Ratliff 0 points

clown ticketed for joining sec as a clown by Hector Titus 0 points

Chief of Lawlz ticketed for being too funny by Flint Ratliff 0 points

Botany ticketed for getting drunk and making the place filthy by Flint Ratliff 0 points

living flashbang box ticketed for being alive without a permit by Flint Ratliff 0 points

GREEN VEGETABLE ticketed for ignoring captain duties to try and fight WEED BABY GOKU by Flint Ratliff 0 points

Flint Ratliff ticketed for taking a nap in a security pod by Flint Ratliff 0 points

Trent Duriste ticketed for Whining too hard in the ring of combat by James Lequack 0 points

ben bobson ticketed for pushed me by Hector Titus 0 points

The entire medbay staff ticketed for having weed by Flint Ratliff 0 points

Green Vegetable ticketed for Spiral kicking an officer of the law. by James Lequack 0 points

Old Man Jenkins ticketed for Being bad at video games by James Lequack 0 points

WEED BABY GOKU ticketed for for getting his ass beat my Old Man Jenkins by Flint Ratliff 0 points

Old Man Jenkins ticketed for for getting his ass beat by Flint Ratliff 0 points

WEED BABY GOKU ticketed for for being green and not being named Piccolo by Flint Ratliff 0 points

Graham Harshman ticketed for for stealing my briefcase. by Flint Ratliff 0 points

Davis Minnie ticketed for getting the shit beaten out of him by a monkey. by Flint Ratliff 0 points

Escha Thermic ticketed for filling medbay with tomato juice and then proceeding to roll around in it instead of drinking it by Israel Hubert 2 points

Brixx Borisson ticketed for stinging me, probably by Israel Hubert 0 points

Nick Carr ticketed for murdering the meat cube by Israel Hubert 1 points

Liliy Galli-Rothchild ticketed for Being rude and on the Sec channel by Johannes Taslin 0 points

Liliy Galli-Rothchild ticketed for Assaulting a monkey and ALSO escaping the brig by Johannes Taslin 0 points

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