Tickets - Goon Hub

Dane Muggins ticketed for Elf-ism, Being a General Shithead by Urist Tannhauser 0 points

Elias Finch ticketed for Possesion of a deadly weapon by Urist Tannhauser 0 points

pile of poo ticketed for taking shit in here by Sergio Thomlinson 0 points

Elias Finch ticketed for Being on fucking fire, who does that? by Bum Tickley 0 points

ugly cunt with the stupid god damn hair ticketed for god damn get a fucking haircut by Bum Tickley 0 points

The receiver of this ticket ticketed for fuck u by Bum Tickley 0 points

The Asshole With A Flamethrower ticketed for Setting nerds on fire by Roger Ivanov 0 points

Klaus ticketed for Partying too hard by Beth Stockholm 1 points

perfectly ordinary human ticketed for Being too Ugly for their own Mother to love. by Honky mac Clown 0 points

the janitor ticketed for DON'T PARK IN THE HALLS by cluwne 0 points

that fukken wizard ticketed for making me into a pseudo-cluwne by cluwne 1 points

Tooty McHooty ticketed for Being the least accompolished breaker inner ever. by Ireen Robinson 1 points

THE SHUTTLE ticketed for GEE FUCKING WIZ, THE SHUTTLE LEFT WITHOUT ME. I'M A GOD DAMN NT OFFICAL. IT THINKS IT CAN JUST LEAVE WITHOUT ME? NO SIR EEEEE. YOU THOUGHT WRONG, FUCKFACE! by Charles Ratcliff 0 points

Roger Ivanov ticketed for Assauting a Security Officer. Vomiting on himself. No self control. by Officer Dartmoor 0 points

kingston prescott ticketed for being fukken rude and slippy by Camden Jackson 0 points

Crime Clown ticketed for Being crime and creating unsafe working conditions by Eddie Today 0 points

Bobcat Johnson ticketed for Breakin' all the lights and making it hard to see by Eddie Today 0 points

Honko Bluwnes ticketed for CRIME by Eddie Today 0 points

Alan Caldwell ticketed for ALSO CRIME by Eddie Today 0 points

Walter Poehl ticketed for having a stupid face by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Shrimpy DeShrimp ticketed for Spam email, being a cool dude by Shrimpy DeShrimp 1 points

Rodney Trotter ticketed for doing suspicious things in a suspicious bush by Tombi Tokuro 0 points

Theodore Dugger ticketed for commiting suicide without consent by Tombi Tokuro 1 points

shitty wizard ticketed for being a real asshole and blowing off dexters ass by Yasmine Wasem 2 points

Jadam Ansen ticketed for heckin grenades by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Papa Roach ticketed for being free to go by Vaughn Moon 1 points

Honko Bluwnes ticketed for being cool at crime by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Shrimpy DeShrimp ticketed for Too good of a hacker by Shrimpy DeShrimp 0 points

Officer Beepsky ticketed for interfering with official sec business by Vaughn Moon 0 points

that stupid fucking drone ticketed for wrecking our shit by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Cherry Fields ticketed for bein' a jerko by Vaughn Moon 0 points

wraith ticketed for bein a jerk by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Manne Love ticketed for dying on the job by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Raggy Raggin Tom ticketed for Farting on the Captain. by Ireen Robinson 0 points

Raggy Ragging Tom ticketed for Being a douche and welding sec, blowing a light and not wearing his clown shoes. Shameful Raggy Ragging Tom. by Ireen Robinson 0 points

Being insubordinate and rude to a commanding officer. ticketed for wait fuck I did it backwards by Ella Oats 2 points

Tooty ticketed for breaking into Genetics just to fart a fucking visible fart cloud at us by Holly Dantooine 1 points

Jantiorial Services ticketed for For not cleaning up ANY of the blood by Boris Bubbleton 1 points

the chaplain ticketed for not cleaning pests out enough, LOOK AT THIS SPIDER PROBLEM by Escha Thermic 0 points

Geoff Goldman ticketed for Running off with my whistle by Jack Jackson 0 points

Geoff Goldman ticketed for Shoving officers unreasonably. by Jack Jackson 0 points

Lag ticketed for being drunker than average by Escha Thermic 0 points

Bobcat Johnson ticketed for Being an ass, having weird hair, looking weird, setting fires x7 and counting. by Officer Dartmoor 1 points

Boris ticketed for Foolish clownery by Adrian Moscicki 0 points

Blob ticketed for For eating me by Boris Bubbleton 0 points

Joel Beck ticketed for Being Unconcious by Boris Bubbleton 0 points

Bobcat Johnson ticketed for Not leaving security when politefully requested by the incredibly sweet and gentle security officer with the beautiful face. by Seymour Butts 0 points

Montgommery Scott ticketed for being a big baby for getting a ticket by Roman Lawhon 0 points

Montgomery Scott ticketed for breaking and entering, stealing air by Roman Lawhon 0 points

Adrian Laste ticketed for Posession of the captain's spare by Roman Lawhon 0 points

Adrian Laste ticketed for fuck by Roman Lawhon 0 points

Falling out of orbit of the solar system to personally visit this station. We're going to die in seven minutes if you don't return! ticketed for SUN by Ramblin J. J. Johnson 1 points

sun ticketed for illegal radiation by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Sun ticketed for You shouln't be here by Julius Chauvin -1 points

Sun ticketed for You shouln't be here by Julius Chauvin 0 points

Elias Finch ticketed for for burning the tickets I give by Honko Bluwnes 0 points

Elias Finch ticketed for MOUSETRAPS by Honko Bluwnes 0 points

Escha Thermic ticketed for lying and saying i shoot people when i actually shoot next to them by Shitty Bill Jr. 2 points

Robotics ticketed for Not letting me in to throw a grenade inside by Shitty Bill Jr. 2 points

Alex Yu ticketed for Stunning me instead of the criminal. by Shitty Bill Jr. 2 points

The roboticist ticketed for Being even more covered in blood than usual I mean jesus christ. by Jack Jackson 1 points

Old Man Jenkins ticketed for Suiciding upon being caught, laaaaaaaaaaame. by Urist Tannhauser 0 points

Red Herrington ticketed for Stealing by Felicity Key 0 points

Chance Ironmonger ticketed for Stealing from the RD. Do not do it again by Felicity Key 0 points

Robert Alliman ticketed for Possible Communist Ideals by Urist Tannhauser 1 points

Walls ticketed for Breaking under my immense strength so easily. by Ireen Robinson 0 points

Robert Alliman ticketed for being a nerd by Randolph Savage III 0 points

Molly Mirrons ticketed for god damn it Molly. by Duke Neato 0 points

Lisa Wright ticketed for stab she self with screwdriver by Dotty Spud 1 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for Ruining my good time, stealing the thing I stole by Fooman Shoe 0 points

Sam Guivene ticketed for For being shit at russian roulette and making a mess in the bar with his brain matter by Nathaniel Dimeling 0 points

Tess Dantooine ticketed for setting MANY THINGS on fire by Vanya Zakharov 1 points

Cherry Fields ticketed for Looks like a fucking elf. It's a common fact that elves eat dwarf babies. I don't know how they do it. I mean, dwarf babies have beards. You're really gonna eat all that? by Charles Ratcliff 4 points

HoS ticketed for Exploded on the floor, and left his butt behind. Christ, if you're gonna explode, clean up after yourself. We're probably gonna get diseases now. by Charles Ratcliff 0 points

Fenton Jackson ticketed for playing under the influence of lysergic marijuana by Vaughn Moon 0 points

John Mastif ticketed for illegal growing operation by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Clyde Ellison ticketed for Leaving a bunch of weed unattended. by Jack Jackson 0 points

Irene Mincine ticketed for losing control of valuable nanotrasen alcohol by Vaughn Moon 0 points

Jaoquin Hartford ticketed for NERD by Adrian Moscicki 0 points

Molly Mirrions the Artist ticketed for drawing a frowny face on the floor after being charged with vandalism by Throrvardr Finvardrardson 0 points

Molly Mirrions the Artist ticketed for drawing a bee and a star at the entrance to security by Throrvardr Finvardrardson 0 points

Nathaniel Dimeling ticketed for Commiting suicide like a chump when being arrested. by Mr. Grizzwold 0 points

Nathaniel Dimeling ticketed for Locking an officer of the law in the cloning scanner. Cut that out. by Mr. Grizzwold 0 points

The entire station ticketed for Constantly throwing yourselves into the deep fryer! by BALD BULL 2 points

Telescience ticketed for Fuck you, no spare ID for you. by BALD BULL 1 points

Karp Buffers ticketed for Discrimination by Cherry Fields 0 points

Station duty roster ticketed for MAKING ME THE ONLY FUCKING SEC OFFICER TO POLICE 50 PEOPLE by BALD BULL 1 points

Some Nerd ticketed for Fake PDA bombing by Hank Honk 0 points

Tombi Jones ticketed for for verdicting the clown: guilty by Harvey Cowper 0 points

Hooty McOwlface ticketed for resisting authority by Harvey Cowper 0 points

Security ticketed for wanting to kill a harmless clown. by Harvey Cowper 0 points

Jeff the Magical Hobo ticketed for Being a hobo by Ion Storm 0 points

Gamma rays ticketed for Blatant inducement of radiation sickness by Ion Storm 0 points

bob ludwig ticketed for exploding by Regular Human 0 points

issac llora ticketed for exploding by Regular Human 0 points

desmond murray ticketed for exploding by Regular Human 0 points

Molly Mirrions ticketed for Throwing tickets at security officers and being a general nuisance by Tim Whatley 0 points

Molly Mirrions ticketed for disrupting hallway flow by Tim Whatley 0 points