Tickets

Medbay hallway ticketed for Big pool of fuel infront of it, that stuff could catch on fire by Edgar Houston 0 points

Alger Hussian ticketed for attemtped bee murder by Blackhole Moon 0 points

Alger Hussian ticketed for Makign a bee invisable while trying to kill it by Blackhole Moon 0 points

Alexis Quirin ticketed for Discharging a firearm by Sov Exant 0 points

the janitor ticketed for NOT EXISTING by Lev Flaurous 5 points

puddle of welding fuel ticketed for Impeding an officer of the law in the course of his duties by being slippery as fuck. Also flammable as fuck. by Lev Flaurous 0 points

Thomas Querry ticketed for Grinding some poor bastard down and cooking him into a pizza. by Lev Flaurous 0 points

Father Relaxe ticketed for GROWING PLANTS THAT ARE ON FIRE by Lev Flaurous 1 points

BLOBS ticketed for EXISTING by Heruld Heruld 1 points

The engineering team ticketed for slacking by Charlie Collins 0 points

Unknown ticketed for unscrewing a window and snipping a grill in telescience by Charlie Collins 0 points

Julius Bares ticketed for vomiting all over medbay, and killing research assets for no reason by Charlie Collins 0 points

Erik Schaeffer ticketed for having an untidy and dirty warehouse by Charlie Collins 0 points

The non-existent janitor ticketed for leaving vomit in the middle of a hallway by Charlie Collins 0 points

Tam Lin ticketed for Has dumb shoes and WON'T STOP HOPPING AROUND EVERYWHERE GODDAMNIT STOP MOVING by Tam Lin 5 points

Dog Fart ticketed for Refused to finish force feeding Horse Horsington booze and cake for breaking into the bridge by Peter Cox 3 points

Jamar Rogers ticketed for Failing to bribe security by Erasmus Klein 1 points

Jamar Rogers ticketed for For the lack of telesci information you are hereby stranded inside rocks! by Jamar Rogers 0 points

Ai Yoshiyomi ticketed for Being rather rude and disruptive over comms. by Frex Lutlie 1 points

Bradley Brunch ticketed for Being rather rude and disruptive over comms. by Frex Lutlie 0 points

CENTCOM ticketed for TELL US WHO THE REV HEAD IS YOU INCOMPETENT SHITS, I'M GONNA REBEL IF YOU DON'T. by Hank Hill 5 points

Tam Lin ticketed for Aggressively exploding and launching his limbs at me by Erasmus Klein 4 points

Gabriel Mercury ticketed for leaving comrades stranded in space by Listel Sheerfield 2 points

Thet Raytor ticketed for dying of embarrassment by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Tale Titan ticketed for dying without a licence by Listel Sheerfield 3 points

Dog Boi ticketed for flooding the station, bad boy by Angelica Corydalis 0 points

Gabriel Mercury ticketed for destroying medbay with super powers by Angelica Corydalis 1 points

Maurice Hendelshoe ticketed for doubting the powers of magic by Angelica Corydalis 0 points

Emma Yorkshire ticketed for destroying my minisub by Listel Sheerfield 1 points

Duke Nicholas ticketed for impatiently waiting for the shuttle to arrive, causing a radstorm by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Prospector Pete ticketed for winking at me. Really, what's up with that, mate? by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Urist Paul ticketed for dismembering a monkey and not eating the juiciest parts by Listel Sheerfield 7 points

The A.I. ticketed for bolting down the bar so that I can't eat delicious pizza by Listel Sheerfield 1 points

Minisub ticketed for Going 33 in a 25 by Boris Bubbleton 2 points

Jukebox ticketed for For playing Jimmy Buffet by Boris Bubbleton 2 points

Horse Horsington ticketed for Impersonation by Carl Schimmer 0 points

Horse Horsington ticketed for Claims to be a sea horse, is actually a ling. by Blaska Ellestrom 6 points

Griffin Turner ticketed for killing a butterfly. you are cursed now by Mercy O`Fogg 4 points

Trey Kifer ticketed for diligently pouring water into the drains. good job by Mercy O`Fogg 0 points

Hydroponics ticketed for making a lot of sweet produce. good work. roll this into a joint for me by Mercy O`Fogg 0 points

minisub ticketed for awful driving by Mercy O`Fogg 0 points

Griffin Turner ticketed for Sleeping on the job by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points

Security ticketed for Stop ramming me with your damn sub!! Jesus!!!! by Preston Suffolk 6 points

The guy in the clown suit who gave me cancer ticketed for for giving me cancer by Preston Suffolk 4 points

VOMITCLOWN ticketed for Public indecency? I guess? by Preston Suffolk 1 points

Engineers ticketed for my medbay has no power, fuck you by Preston Suffolk 0 points

Engineers ticketed for my entire station has no power, fuck you by Preston Suffolk 0 points

Santiago ticketed for Picked up Flamethrower by Winston Peters 0 points

Minisub ticketed for Careless driving by Winston Peters 0 points

Min Sub ticketed for Being inside by Winston Peters 0 points

Maurice Hendelshoe ticketed for hunting big game, but was hunted instead by Listel Sheerfield 2 points

Emma Yorkshire ticketed for something, I don't know what, but it was definitely you by Listel Sheerfield 3 points

Irene Mincene ticketed for drowning by Listel Sheerfield 3 points

Aniel ticketed for What is wrong with you. by Prospector Pete 1 points

Bo Jack Daniel's ticketed for getting me REALLY drunk by Romayne Hunter 1 points

Scott Grim ticketed for Wanting to call shuttle while I was playing music. by Bradley Brunch 0 points

Akshat ticketed for Impersonating Tooty. by Bradley Brunch 0 points

Gandalf Owlman ticketed for Left an all-access ID in the ID console. And also allowing a mechanic to bolt open their office in plain sight. What the hell, man. by Andrew Andrewson 2 points

Jace Rosensteel ticketed for Setting out a beatiful spread of chips and dip, then packing them up again and leaving the bar before anyone can have a taste by Cerris Grayson 6 points

Maurice Hendelshoe ticketed for littering by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Awkward Dryad ticketed for blowing up the detectmobile by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Desmond Maxans ticketed for somehow managing to be arrested by Beepsky by Listel Sheerfield 1 points

John Public ticketed for not keeping his head above the water during crunch time by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Beth Stockholm? I think? ticketed for You know what? I'm done. I'm completely done. How a person fries themself is completely beyond me. by John Johnson 7 points

Awkward Dryad ticketed for You know what? I'm not going to ask. Let's just say they pulled a submarine through the station without so much as a scratch to the hull or the sub. by John Johnson 0 points

Horse Horsington ticketed for I can't even remember the reason, you're just a JERK! A straight up JERK! by John Johnson 0 points

Griffin Merbhy ticketed for Interrupting me while I'm writing a ticket for Horse Horsington. The NERVE! by John Johnson 0 points

Drone JPB-75 ticketed for Leaving the airlocks open! Airlocks? Waterlocks? Anywho, this jerk nearly caused a breach! by John Johnson 0 points

Johnny Gronko ticketed for being dead by Rocky 0 points

Lee Zard ticketed for This freakin' jerk started shooting people with one of our riot shotguns! They were even helping out with fixing the CRIME-OUT ZONE! by John Johnson 0 points

John Johnson ticketed for Stealing property to replace a broken window in the CRIME-OUT ZONE (Brig) by John Johnson 0 points

Botany Dept ticketed for growing shit-ass rainbow weed instead of meth or something by Father Relaxe 0 points

Science Dept ticketed for teleporting water onboard without erecting "wet floor" signs by Father Relaxe 0 points

Lee...Zard? Is that really your name? ticketed for Throwing an ABSOLUTE FIT in the crime-out zone! (Note: That's what I call the brig.) by John Johnson 1 points

James Lequack ticketed for Failure to get permission to be decapitated by Johan Strussel 0 points

Harley Filben ticketed for A grow operation that was distributing to the WHOLE STATION! by Johan Strussel 0 points

Johnny Gronko ticketed for Smashing me with a minisub by Bradley Brunch 0 points

Minisub outside station ticketed for Yellow Minisub illegally parked outside station by Rylan Sybilla 0 points

Josh Foster ticketed for Monkey fights by Hard Boiled 0 points

Peter Cox ticketed for diving after eating by Dr. Floorpills 1 points

Simon Barnes ticketed for Threatening an officer of a law by Dr. Floorpills 0 points

Simon Barnes ticketed for threatening me specifically by Dr. Floorpills 1 points

NanoTrasen ticketed for making unsafe one-person delivery pods by Aiden Rockwell 0 points

Selladore Kaine ticketed for Hitting the burger robot by Erasmus Klein 0 points

The room of ducks ticketed for Mocking me by Erasmus Klein 0 points

The blood room ticketed for For creeping me out by Erasmus Klein 0 points

Water ticketed for Slipping me up! by Erasmus Klein 0 points

Pool Participants ticketed for Not wearing swimming goggles, my eyes, good god my eyes! by Elliott Moon 0 points

Water ticketed for Gross Misconduct, Workplace Hazard. by Elliott Moon 0 points

Emma Yorkshire ticketed for becoming Emma Cubeshire by Listel Sheerfield 5 points

Drago Kitterson ticketed for taking space law into his own hands by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Kate Wooley ticketed for Improper handling of dangerous substances by Thet Raytor 0 points

Erasmus Klein ticketed for Operating a vehicle without a license, registration, and proof of insurance by Thet Raytor 0 points

The Captain ticketed for Unsanitary hallways : Vomit and blood. OSHA Class C violation by Nigel Schneider 1 points

Cargo department ticketed for Unsanitary hallways. OSHA Class D violation by Nigel Schneider 0 points

Dr Acula ticketed for Unsanitary hospital conditions, completely rancid. OSHA Class B Violation by Nigel Schneider 0 points

The janitor ticketed for Vomit in the halls, first warning by Nigel Schneider 0 points

Trip hazards in halways -OSHA Violation class D ticketed for Please ensure all hallways are clear of obstruction! by Nigel Schneider 0 points

Wizardous ticketed for Resisting arrest and hoking by Nigel Schneider 0 points

the engine ticketed for shocking me several times by Gabriel Mercury 0 points

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