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Bomb ticketed for For blowing up Security by Fred Fields 0 points
Clever Bot ticketed for Being totally unclever and a nerd by Fab Houlous 0 points
Space Owl ticketed for Being dead without a license to die by Fab Houlous 0 points
Richard Grabber ticketed for Injecting me with stuff by Jenny Chengling 0 points
You fuckers ticketed for Killing Jones by Jenny Chengling 0 points
Queen Ice Spider ticketed for being used as a trophy by a cool guy by Crazy Jim 0 points
Queen Ice Spider ticketed for not being robust by Crazy Jim 0 points
Pham McRib ticketed for casting magic without a license by Crazy Jim 0 points
Lava planet ticketed for Being fucking robust and not giving up immortality so easily by Jadon Stange 0 points
Loafing ticketed for making the crew goof off by Jay Wolff 0 points
mediborg ticketed for loafing the cap by Jay Wolff 0 points
Jay Wolff ticketed for being a big nerd by Crazy Jim 0 points
Crazy Jim ticketed for misuse of company property, and also having a dumb name by Jay Wolff 0 points
Discount Dan ticketed for Loafing on the job, get back to work by Jay Wolff 0 points
Morgan Green ticketed for Being a shameful drunk by Papal Feline 0 points
Morgan Green ticketed for Being a drunk nerd by Papal Feline 0 points
Mr. Muggles ticketed for Not wearing shoes by Papal Feline 0 points
Jeb Coldsmith ticketed for Being a 1337Haxor by Papal Feline 0 points
Geoff Goldman ticketed for attempted to shoot syringes at me. I was shooting at Beepsky, not you! by John Johnson 0 points
Maximillian Shirey ticketed for being a HUGE JERK and making me lose a life! Christ! I was reborn as a Staff Assistant! by John Johnson 0 points
Kira Taggart ticketed for BEING A CLOWN! Also wielding a clown saber without express permission from CentCom. PSSSH! HONK HONK! NOT ON MY STATION! by John Johnson 0 points
Rube Potter ticketed for OH YEAH! I LOST MY STUN BATON TO A GUY WEARING A HORSE'S HEAD! JEEZ, I'M DUMB! by Rube Potter 0 points
Rube Potter ticketed for HEY LOOK AT ME! MY NAME IS RUBE POTTER AND I LOST MY PDA LIKE A DORK! by Rube Potter 0 points
Communications Consile ticketed for not having any power by Crazy Jim 0 points
Ice Spider Queen ticketed for Having a degree in bologna by Crazy Jim 1 points
Discount Dan ticketed for Murder is bad by Xiphos Volund 0 points
Quill Zero ticketed for Illegal lovepunching. by Leif Badstrand 0 points
Papal Feline ticketed for The embodiment of crime itself by R.H. Chike 0 points
Henderson Biery ticketed for Shitcurity by Papal Feline 0 points
Henderson Biery ticketed for Unlawful Killing by R.H. Chike 0 points
Unlawful killing of the HoP ticketed for Oh shit by R.H. Chike 0 points
Cyric Voss ticketed for Being a Sec-HoP by R.H. Chike 0 points
Meteors ticketed for Showing up without a warrent by Fab Houlous 0 points
The whole station ticketed for Being full of dead and rotting bodies by Fab Houlous 0 points
Medibot ticketed for Not being a plastic surgeon when needed by Fab Houlous 2 points
Conor the Doomed ticketed for Being on fire, baby by Fab Houlous 0 points
Wendigo ticketed for eating our flesh by Crazy Jim 1 points
Thermal Goggles ticketed for hiding under my bullets, damned ninja goggles by Kel Thuzad 0 points
Wizard ticketed for Ruining an adventure by Crazy Jim 0 points
Chicago Ted ticketed for Not being a cool guy by Bray Wyattson 0 points
This entire science team ticketed for What's your PhDs printed on, the back of a fucking Chinese Takeout menu?! by Weedlorde Bonerhitler 0 points
Captain's PDA ticketed for Being useless. by El Brak 0 points
Pubbie Heckens ticketed for dying far, far too young by Pubbie Heckens 0 points
Pubbie Heckens ticketed for giving his PDA away for the entertainment of the crew by Pubbie Heckens 0 points
Billy Mays ticketed for being fucking loud by Elder Muffin 1 points
AI ticketed for being shitty with airbridges by Robercik Lubesic 0 points
Jaelyn Brindle ticketed for being awesome by Robercik Lubesic 0 points
Biff Stifflimbs ticketed for being magic with the gibber by Robercik Lubesic 0 points
Tye Collins ticketed for not farting in he own mouth by Robercik Lubesic 0 points
Lance Agg ticketed for didn't pickup sunglasses by Robercik Lubesic 0 points
Robercik Lubesic ticketed for not understanding doors by Robercik Lubesic 0 points
Robercik Lubesic ticketed for being rude by Robercik Lubesic 0 points
Robercik Lubesic ticketed for stunning for tabling by Robercik Lubesic 0 points
Phyliss Blackburn ticketed for attacking sec for no reason. captain or not next time it's a fine by Robercik Lubesic 0 points
Virgil Watson ticketed for being naked in public by Violet Carrick 0 points
Some fuck ticketed for bleeding on Nanotrasen property by Lord Pleasuretoast EsqIII 0 points
Unknown ticketed for littering by Lord Pleasuretoast EsqIII 0 points
Sundance's liver ticketed for taking a bullet by Sundance Feely 0 points
Man eater ticketed for Being a ugly fucker by Sundance Feely 0 points
Man-eating plant ticketed for EATING SHIT by Sundance Feely 0 points
Megal Pierre ticketed for Not macho enough by Klark Cent 0 points
Marck Mierme ticketed for Go do your damn job by Sundance Feely 0 points
AI ticketed for Being lethal by Sundance Feely 0 points
Megal Pierre ticketed for Trying to disarm a sec officer by Philip Semenov 0 points
Scott Home ticketed for Beastiality by Kelvin Shaw 0 points
For being a jerk face. ticketed for Attempting to Choke a guy, I believe. by Philip Semenov 0 points
Philip Semenov ticketed for for not making me a ticket after telling him how to make tickets. by Chris P Bacon 0 points
Sabella Hawker ticketed for running around with a chainsaw and looking awfully scary by Kel Thuzad 1 points
Chef ticketed for Murder by Kel Thuzad 0 points
WHOEVER STOLE MY THERMALS ticketed for STEALING MY THERMALS by Kel Thuzad 0 points
Maximilian Shirey ticketed for Murdering an assistant. by Fab Houlous 0 points
Jason rare ticketed for being unsublte and dense enought to ask if i wanted a bribe by Damian Garneys 0 points
Being so unsubtle as to actually ask if i wanted a ticketed for 0 by Damian Garneys 0 points
Jason Rare ticketed for Growing a large amount of cannabis and not even offering me a bribe!! by Damian Garneys 0 points
The Geneticists ticketed for Being absorbed in getting dumb powers and ignoring the rapidly expanding line of guys waiting to be cloned by Damian Garneys 0 points
Cyborg Tau-51 ticketed for Burning my ticket!!!! by Damian Garneys 0 points
Poo Man ticketed for Being very Naughty!! by Damian Garneys 0 points
The Engineering Staff ticketed for setting the engine on fire by Damian Garneys 0 points
Poo Man ticketed for being like his namesake by Damian Garneys 0 points
Cavendish Von Catpiss ticketed for being a coward by Damian Garneys 0 points
Uchu Werewolf ticketed for incompetantly blowing up the engine, incompetantly trying to flee, and incompetently exploding and dieing in a pod crash by Damian Garneys 7 points
Christopher Glass ticketed for Carrying a dead body in a suspicious manner by Damian Garneys 0 points
Poo Man ticketed for having a 'shit' name by Damian Garneys 0 points
cluwnes ticketed for for being cluwnes by Jeb Coldsmith 0 points
Axel Fruend ticketed for Sticking his nose where it doesn't belong by Xiphos Volund 1 points
Pod-C995 ticketed for Stop being broken by Richard Grabber 1 points
A Spooky Ghost ticketed for stop robbing people by Richard Grabber 2 points
Dallas Clamps ticketed for For killing a vampire with a laser gun instead of stunning it. by Geoff Goldman 0 points
Oddball Rhinehart ticketed for For gibbing a vampire which could have served jail time. by Geoff Goldman 0 points
Unknown half naked person ticketed for Being half naked, following me around, grabbing your nipples continuously, etc. by Dirk Gently 0 points
Julius Lester ticketed for smoking on the job. Put that out already! by John Johnson 0 points
space ticketed for severe disorganization by The Devil 0 points
Danika Powers ticketed for being SO INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS JESUS CHRIST by The Devil 0 points
Abuntu Samble ticketed for complete inability to learn from his repeated shockings by The Devil 1 points
Abuntu Samble ticketed for unauthorized crowbar dueling by The Devil 1 points
crusher ticketed for Unauthorized PDA haunting by The Devil 0 points
My Killer ticketed for Why did you kill me, why by Fox Mulder 0 points
Frank ticketed for Being covered in blood that's gross by Fox Mulder 0 points
Corpse ticketed for Being dead in public by Fox Mulder 0 points
Handcuffs ticketed for Cuffing this guy by Fox Mulder 0 points
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