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Barry Lotionion ticketed for being less useful than the MD, which is a really low bar! by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Jeremy Lesile ticketed for fighting water with fire by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Seymour Woollard ticketed for allowing a giant explosion of blood and limbs in medbay to occur by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Ben Smith ticketed for decapitating themselves without written permission from management by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Bruce Feufer ticketed for allowing the flockmind to absorb security by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
gaudy object ticketed for eating our forensic scanners by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Jeremy Lesile ticketed for social intimidation and blackmail in a capitalist fashion by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
All of Security except the HoS ticketed for running around feckless while a ling murders the crew in the main hallways by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Buy Things ticketed for flooding the halls with oil and then not lighting the oil on fire, creating a slip hazard by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Stephen Rhineheart ticketed for using profanity on a Zoroastrian station by Listel Sheerfield 1 points
Head of Security ticketed for Killing the flock of endangered species that was nesting in maintence aboard The End of Robot Dump Omicorn by Sugar Beeman 0 points
Aatukka Koskinen ticketed for No man needs that many e-guns. That's beyond what a mortal is allowed to possess in a single lifetime! by Sugar Beeman 0 points
Adam Nehaldo ticketed for Being captured and set on fire by security all while claiming his innocence! by Sugar Beeman 0 points
Michael Under ticketed for trying to break into EVA using just a crowbar by Vriska Serket 0 points
Paul Holdeman ticketed for Practicing contract law without a certification. by Eddie Today 0 points
Whatever teleported me ticketed for Fucking teleported me into deep space on an abandoned shithole of a ship. Could've at least sent me to a beach resort. by Monkey Guns 2 points
GAHUCK the Clown ticketed for being unfunny and dead by Bunman #130169 0 points
me ticketed for i want a paper hat by Bunman #130169 0 points
GAHUCK the Clown ticketed for NOT BEING FUNNY, FIRST STRIKE by Bunman #130169 0 points
Sailor Kepler ticketed for HAVING THE MOST IRRITATING ACCENT EVER, GOD DAMN by Dr. Floorpills 1 points
Abbadon, the Angel of Death ticketed for inflicting torture upon a human being by Laura Graham 0 points
Sailor Kepler Asteroid 435-A ticketed for owo and uwu are fucking annoying memes and I want people who use them to suffering a burst appendix by Dr. Floorpills 6 points
the entire goddamn crew ticketed for repeatedly walking between the person with a gun and the giant killer shark in order to punch it by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points
The sharks ticketed for illegal sharking by Dr. Floorpills 2 points
Dong Lover ticketed for Being rude by Johannes Taslin 0 points
Linton Swift ticketed for Crashing into Security by Johannes Taslin 0 points
Head of Security ticketed for General tomfoolery regarding the Detective by Dant?s Edmundsson 1 points
Mr. Green ticketed for being a nerd by Anne Trey 1 points
Barry Burbuckle ticketed for having incredibly weak muscular structure, couldn't even break a window by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Noddy Abruzzo ticketed for installing a portable flasher in the hallway, blinding literally anyone who walks by. by Kjorky Pokitz 0 points
the boy who cried wolf ticketed for being a shitter by Marvin Log 0 points
Hole ticketed for You are defying the laws of flooding, flood the kitchen dammit! by Robert Baron 0 points
Kitchen Personnal ticketed for You blew up a giant hole in the kitchen. Wow. I'm amazed. by Robert Baron 0 points
Hole ticketed for For being a hole by Robert Baron 0 points
Li'l Lily White. ticketed for Attacking an officer by Julius Chauvin 0 points
Leopold Suzki ticketed for Rabblerousing by Jebediah Hawkins 0 points
Whoever covered this place in black paint ticketed for I can't see shit now, thanks asshole by Mr. Grizzwold 3 points
Security Department ticketed for having a 5+ monkey brawl by Vriska Serket 1 points
The Devil ticketed for Making jokes so bad they cause brain damage. by Wild Will 2 points
Grandma Yorkshire ticketed for leaving their pda out in the open by Colt Remington 0 points
Space Ghost ticketed for not being very tough by Colt Remington 0 points
Space Ghost ticketed for Being a big loser by Colt Remington 0 points
Jeff Green ticketed for Punching an officer without saying anything by Phoebe Zimmer 0 points
Bird ticketed for Inciting people to be crimers by Wild Will 0 points
Spraynard Kruger ticketed for Incorrectly calibrated cool/not-cool sensor by Phoebe Zimmer 1 points
The entire station ticketed for Radiation,wierd gravitational pulls and rude security staff by Colin Pershing 0 points
Dabs McCoy ticketed for thinking "dab" is funny unironically by Marvin Log 0 points
the wizard ticketed for getting killed and cremated so quickly I never even got their name by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points
Tooty Dooty ticketed for Slipping himself by mistake while trying and failing to slip me. You are a disgrace to clowns everywhere. by Antigone Pallas 0 points
Jeremy Manbiscuits ticketed for Bat throwing is strictly prohibited in maint by Ruben Bones 0 points
Dabs McCoy ticketed for Using the word "Dab" in their name by Antigone Pallas 1 points
Ethan Vickers ticketed for Joke didn't make me laugh by Antigone Pallas 1 points
sociopathic botanist ticketed for bleeding and causing bleeding is illegal by Marvin Log 0 points
Gwark ticketed for assaulting Lily White with a razor blade by Nora Tarm 0 points
Gwark ticketed for Inaccurate labelling of station personnel. I am a whiny bitch, MAN, thankyouverymuch by Mr. Grizzwold 1 points
Lea Hastings ticketed for In connection with fine: Bees cannot be captain! No subverting AI! by Alfie Indigo 0 points
The Barrel Monkeys ticketed for Not dying faster by Antigone Pallas 1 points
The Chaplain ticketed for Purchasing souls without a lisence by Antigone Pallas 0 points
Ada Whipple ticketed for Littering by Dionis Bacchus 0 points
Mr. Showtime ticketed for Weapon posession by Dionis Bacchus 0 points
Kro Kun ticketed for Littering by Dionis Bacchus 0 points
Swasksilo Humbulembe ticketed for Issuing Cautions Without A Permit by Johnny Walker 1 points
Johnny Walker ticketed for Using the jailbird trait by Swasksilo Humbulembe 2 points
Vaughn Moon ticketed for double dribble by Alice Nykiere 0 points
The escape shuttle ticketed for Leaving me stranded aboard this stupid ship right as I joined the shift. by Swasksilo Humbulembe 1 points
Barry Burbuckle ticketed for For being a strong defender of the station and preventing the deaths of many by Pointer Ulery 0 points
Skip Lombardo ticketed for Being irresponsible and taking a missile to the bar by Dabe Stridrer 0 points
Mouse Fitzgerald ticketed for refusing to fight Brad Pitt in the ring of honour by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Raul Stall ticketed for deconstructing my office door by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Reginald Farting ticketed for becoming a horrible hybrid of clown, bee, and farts by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Louis Anderson ticketed for suspicious multitool requests by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
Bunman #130159 ticketed for there are not that many Bunmans in the universe by Listel Sheerfield 2 points
Calliope Likely ticketed for likely a traitor by Listel Sheerfield 0 points
language ticketed for creating the word dad** by Dabe Stridrer 1 points
my hand tele ticketed for sticking me inside an asteroid, when I was relying on it to teleport me somewhere safer for the rest of my vacation. by Gabriel Mercury 1 points
Romeo Modi ticketed for Lying to me and sending me to the TRENCH instead of the CONGO like he promised. I spent all my available PTO on this trip!!! by Gabriel Mercury 0 points
the trench ticketed for being so deadly by Gabriel Mercury 0 points
oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer ticketed for oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer by Fulton Beasley 1 points
Maurice Hendekshoe ticketed for Murderering a Cyborg by Drago Kitterson 0 points
Bob Bobinski ticketed for stole me lucky dollar by Johnny Walker 0 points
Leiningen Ants ticketed for Losing possession of valuable NT property (ntso baton) by Ward Hogan 0 points
Corbin Ozzman ticketed for Trying to flood the station by Dabe Stridrer 0 points
Fartardo Montalban ticketed for breaking and entering by Yasmin Voraes 0 points
Leiningen Ants ticketed for Breaking into mechanics by Yasmin Voraes 0 points
Tye Zeal ticketed for Haha I made you a ticket by Harley Filben 0 points
Tristan Quilt ticketed for Bleeding outside QM by Freddy Flowers 0 points
The Moon ticketed for Fleeing security, and speeding in a no moon speeding zone. by Wild Will 1 points
the moon ticketed for breaking the speed limit by Saranna Osterwise 1 points
Ryan Yeets ticketed for I don't know what you summoned but it's probably all kinds of illegal. by Mouse Fitzgerald 3 points
The DetGadget Hat ticketed for discriminating against the totally shitfaced by not letting them get their cigs by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points
Scary possessive ghost ticketed for possession of objects and assaulting the crew with the, by Duncan Wicked 0 points
Haok Ramessu ticketed for Giving me lip and insulting my digs. by Alex Callison 0 points
Sugar Beeman ticketed for Farting on the Head Officer of the law. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Danny Donny ticketed for Wearing too much red by Red Jango 0 points
Louis Anderson the Second ticketed for Being a nuisance, and suiciding in the hands of a SEC officer. by Louis Anderson 0 points
Louis Anderson the Second ticketed for Involuntarily becoming Louis Anderson, and then going off to be a major nuisance. by Louis Anderson 0 points
Louis Anderson the First ticketed for Being a shapeshifting science experiment that turned most of the crew into copies of yourself. by Louis Anderson 0 points
Brad Pitt from Inglorious Bastards ticketed for Barfight nerd by Wild Will 0 points
help me im turn into an monkies ticketed for Dying without a valid, stamped, permit by Montgommery Scott 0 points
Blackhole Moon ticketed for Shaking salt into a crewmember's eyes non-consetually by Yasmin Voraes 0 points
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