Tickets - Goon Hub

Ass Day ticketed for existing by Marvin Log 6 points

EXALT ticketed for Having a gamer moment. by Gurt Bunghole 1 points

botany ticketed for Tommato flood, good god you chaotic fuckers by Stephen Rhinehart 0 points

The gang in observations ticketed for Being messy fucks by Laura Genwise 1 points

Po Frystone ticketed for Attempted breaking into Tool Storage. by Gerhard Nielsen 0 points

Collin Ro ticketed for Being a smartass and telling me Space Law by Laura Genwise 0 points

Salvador Shtick ticketed for Police brutality, power abuse and monkey slaughter by Bunman #130115 0 points

Michael VSauce ticketed for SHUT UP. PLEASE. by Ivan Ivanovsky 0 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for Stealing riot launchers and spamming smoke rounds. LAG ISN'T FUNNY. by Ivan Ivanovsky 0 points

Maurice Hendleshoe ticketed for Misspelling "Monkeys" by Ivan Ivanovsky 0 points

fine space pig ticketed for Murdering an innocent space mouse. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points

Alistair Graham ticketed for Filling a room up with fuel. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points

George Lucats ticketed for Murdering an innocent space mouse. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for Spawning all of the monkies in the kitchen. by Maurice Hendelshoe 1 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for Spawning all of the monkies in the pen below genetics. by Maurice Hendelshoe 1 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for Spawning all of the monkies in the kitchen. by Maurice Hendelshoe 1 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for Emptying the welding tank onto the floor. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for Throwing glasses in the bar. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points

Liam Gettemy ticketed for bully me by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points

werewolf ticketed for public nudity by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points

Bingus McDingus ticketed for playing jazz in the halls by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for Tearing up our beautiful steel floor. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points

Garn Deck ticketed for Murdered an innocent bumblespider. You absolute monster. by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points

Emiliano Garcia ticketed for I do. by Emmanuel Hincken 0 points

A.J. Bilbo ticketed for Unethical surgery. It's best to make sure patients are lying down and willing before opening their chest up. by Wilt Rangdow 0 points

AI ticketed for being a fart by Eliana Hobbs -1 points

Egor Robotnikivich ticketed for gross misuse of power and fiddling with the station's ai. what a rude dude, please do better in the future <3 by Eliana Hobbs 0 points

Ding Dong ticketed for using his fists instead of words, and as a first resort too! learn some manners >:H by Eliana Hobbs 0 points

Lord Buckethead ticketed for Being a massive butt and creating a teleporting snap pathogen by Hudson Peters 0 points

Elliot Edwards ticketed for 2muchSLAPPING by Herr Allard 0 points

Cruel prankster ticketed for Told a new botanist to take a banana pill with a glass of water by Patrick Finnegan 0 points

Electric Soldiers ticketed for tagging the podbay by Stephen Rhinehart 0 points

Erin Pepperoni ticketed for fucking fleshbombing sec by Marvin Log 2 points

Marco Wheeler ticketed for Breaking into sec by Marvin Log 0 points

Quetzel Vambanoodle ticketed for Giving me a fruit so tasty I fucking went blind. by Hugo Brimsey 3 points

Doug Batonsly ticketed for Careless flashing of colors on epidermis. Possible seizure induction risk. by Judgment Dredd 1 points

Have no political stance ticketed for NO POLITICS! by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

The Admins ticketed for E G G S by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

The Shuttle ticketed for Unlawfully containing exploding asses and space mice by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Shitty Bill ticketed for Pissing about in space instead of being useful by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

The Admins ticketed for Again, damnit? by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

The Admins ticketed for Flooding the station with ants, spiders, weird cheese and the literal essence of Quebec. by Cameron Phoenix 4 points

Macho Spider ticketed for Being a walking fucking death machine and slaughtering us all to apocalyptic levels. by Cameron Phoenix 1 points

Bugularity ticketed for Loitering with intent to fuck everything up and kill us all in a horrific, unimaginably unpleasant incident. by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Spooky Space Kook ticketed for Attempted murder by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Mr. Green ticketed for Stealing the HoP's ID by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

None the Mime ticketed for messing with the station doors by Katherine Reid 0 points

Shady Bob ticketed for Stealing the Chief Engineer's equipment and attempting to sell them on the public market by Gurt Bunghole 0 points

Man wearing the prison jumpsuit and horse mask ticketed for What is this, 2015? Lay off the old memes. by Shawn Callaghan 2 points

Darrin Vargas ticketed for Leaving his ID and PDA lying around like a staff assistant on a friday night, after four rounds of liquor, and winning three rounds of russian roulette. Then losing one. by Shawn Callaghan 2 points

Emily Claire ticketed for Attacking Sec with fire by Beatless Bard 0 points

Jack Night ticketed for Being new at security by Cameron Phoenix 2 points

Handspider ticketed for hiding under the bar tables and being a giant pain in the ass to kill by Mr. Grizzwold 2 points

Terry the Mime ticketed for speaking, a terrible mime even by mime standards by Spigot The Bear 1 points

Jeb Moloney ticketed for Raising a one-man riot and crusade against monkeys and the janitor. by John Johnson 0 points

Alistair Graham ticketed for Ejecting themselves and a fellow officer into space in order to evade arrest. by John Johnson 0 points

Duncan Russell ticketed for Being a racist prick. Good fucking riddance. by John Hawkins 0 points

Illuminated Brotherhood ticketed for Running gang activity on the station, for being a knockoff version of a well known Egyptian political organization. by Jonathon Brinigh -1 points

Leon Sharpe ticketed for clown beating is illegal by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points

Kinky Nugget the Mime ticketed for making holes in the station like a rude jerk. I'm going to make holes in you with a gun by Spigot The Bear 0 points

Salvador Watson ticketed for Leaving the fridge open. This is how you get ants. by John Hawkins 1 points

The Sun ticketed for Ending the round by Cameron Phoenix 4 points

Donny Polish ticketed for Cleaning up my tickets by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Blindness ticketed for Being inflicted on me by Cameron Phoenix 1 points

Jaden Garneys ticketed for Shanking with a circular saw without a Circular Saw Shanking License, in direct violation of Nanotrasen policy on proper licensing for shanking people with medical tools. by Cameron Phoenix 3 points

The station ticketed for Exploding 5 times in the first 10 minutes of the shift, in direct violation of our "four explosions in the first 10 minutes of any shift" policy by Cameron Phoenix 3 points

This strange duck cult ticketed for Operating a duck cult without a Nanotrasen Duck Cult Operation License. by Cameron Phoenix 2 points

Medbay ticketed for Consiting entirely of superheated cinders. by Cameron Phoenix 1 points

Kaladra Kabul ticketed for Vote for Your Mum as our Mascot by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Urist Paul ticketed for Excessive breaking and equally, if not moreso, excessive entering. by Cameron Phoenix 2 points

Cracky! ticketed for spamming crowbars in the hallway by Marvin Log 0 points

Micheal Straub ticketed for Actually having the required Nanotrason Genetics Laboratory Within Toilet license, thus preventing me being able to write a ticket for not having said license. by Cameron Phoenix 2 points

Liliy Rothchild ticketed for breaking and entering by Nero Pierce 0 points

John Jhonson ticketed for Faking death by Stephen Rhinehart 0 points

Security ticketed for Not showing up for work today. Do your job! by Lily White 0 points

That guy who stole my ID and PDA ticketed for you're a bum by Skoo Ka Too 1 points

bomber ticketed for messing up the hall by Angela Ziegler 0 points

Mason Petrovic ticketed for Breaking into and stealing from the Chapel by Marvin Log 0 points

Freakycrafter Freaky ticketed for Brutalized the clown for lubed colored cheese. Doesn't deserve brig time because it was a clown. by Rob Robinson -1 points

Honk The 3rd ticketed for Lubed the hallways with colored chese, causing chaos. by Rob Robinson 1 points

Jaden Vader ticketed for No, YOU are doo doo! by Cameron Phoenix 0 points

Roman Lawhon ticketed for Locking Security out of the maintenance tunnels during a radiation storm by Gurt Bunghole 0 points

Marcos Watson ticketed for 3 crime points for smashing lights. We've got vampires a foot! by Leiningen Ants 0 points

Ada Whippie ticketed for Hacking admitted. by Nikolai Vorza 0 points

Reckirsford Hozi ticketed for Slapping a security officer with glover without an appropriate officer-smacking license. by Cameron Phoenix 1 points

Lexi McNab ticketed for incompetently destroying the paint dispenser when it was one stop away from being repaired. by Marvin Log 0 points

Chemistry ticketed for Creaing only legal drugs?!?!?!??! What??? by Arthur Conway 0 points

Bubs the Pink Clown ticketed for Saying and writing rude things on the floor by Joksz Hakaari 0 points

Bubs The Pink Clown ticketed for lying about setting off metal foam by Perla Style 0 points

Bubs The Pink Clown ticketed for Setting off metal foam by Perla Style 0 points

Bubs the Clown ticketed for He did not, in fact, have a license to drive. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Telesci ticketed for Trying to steal the Cap's ID by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Marvin Log ticketed for Losing his ID like a staff assistant! NT expects more from it's security officers! DO BETTER! by Leiningen Ants 0 points

lierally the whole station ticketed for you know what you did by Borstig Ragnvaldsson 0 points

Whoever dumed s ticketed for sss by Borstig Ragnvaldsson 0 points

Head of Personnel ticketed for leaving spare ID boxes every damn where for any yuppie to steal. SHAMEFUL DISPLAY. by Borstig Ragnvaldsson 0 points

The Sun ticketed for This is your fault somehow, goddammit. by Wilt Rangdow 0 points

Giuseppe Casilio ticketed for Left an entire casino in the middle of the hall. Clean up your rubbish! by Patrick Finnegan 0 points

Loud explosion ticketed for Made me deaf, so I have to communicate with tickets by Patrick Finnegan 0 points

Marck Mierme ticketed for Theft of security uniforms, equipment, and the FROSTED DONUT! by Patrick Finnegan 0 points