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That peel in the router ticketed for I WISH DEATH AND DESTRUCTION UPON YOU FOR A THOUSAND MOONS by Montgommery Scott 0 points
Charles Ratcliff ticketed for WHY AAAAA by Montgommery Scott 0 points
Janitor ticketed for DO YOUR JOB FASTER by Montgommery Scott 0 points
Mr. Muggles ticketed for BAD MONKEY BAD by Montgommery Scott 0 points
Jay Wolff ticketed for Stapling a officer and hurting my feelings :( by Montgommery Scott 0 points
Bob Bobbington ticketed for Unleashing securitron hell on the escape shuttle by Breggers Breggers 0 points
Cody Biery ticketed for Being bad at surgery by Knob Johnson 0 points
Bob Bobbington ticketed for Rudeness by Knob Johnson 0 points
Fun Police ticketed for Communism is your friend by Knob Johnson 0 points
Fun Police ticketed for Living up to your name and threatening whoever's playing the fun music with violence. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
The ling who assulted me ticketed for destorying the detective's hat YET AGAIN. by Keith Roten 0 points
The Pizza God(s) ticketed for Attracting space ants and leaving food everywhere by Keith Roten 0 points
Barry Burbuckle ticketed for Standing still in sec while a megawizard rampages around, instead of doing his job by Keith Roten 0 points
Smoke Kuznetsov ticketed for not doing his damn job and getting me a drink by Barry Burbuckle 0 points
the shuttle ticketed for for being on fire by Stinky Jeff 0 points
everyone on the shuttle ticketed for for farting too damn much by Stinky Jeff 0 points
the nerds outside of medbay ticketed for for being nerds by Stinky Jeff 0 points
Hunter Kadel ticketed for Kicking a dead body by Stinky Jeff 0 points
portable flasher ticketed for being annoying as heck by Stinky Jeff 0 points
Telesci ticketed for Get fucked nerds, no ID for you. by BALD BULL 0 points
Escha Thermic ticketed for Not doing your damn job. Seriously, there blood stains have been here forever and I've seen you walk past them FOUR times while I was typing this alone. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
strangelet loaf ticketed for horribly useless and not at all beautiful like was promised by Vincent Navarro 0 points
drago kitterson ticketed for Conduct unbecoming an officer by Knob Johnson 0 points
Elias Finch ticketed for Escaping from prison by Knob Johnson 0 points
Space Prison III ticketed for Poor due process by Knob Johnson 0 points
Elias Finch's Face ticketed for acting without orders by Elias Finch 0 points
Casey Riker ticketed for drinking too much water at once by Elias Finch 0 points
Milo Bratton ticketed for preparing a delicious meal out of a dead monkey and a dead rat by Elias Finch 0 points
Cuartio ticketed for monkeying around medbay. by Elias Finch 0 points
Everen Nailo ticketed for leaving a beverage in the most electronic place on the station. You don't take a toaster to the bathtub unless you want bad things. by Elias Finch 0 points
Filthy Steve ticketed for Intentionally setting himself on fire by Sam Loafman 0 points
Silly Guy ticketed for Its not a crime to zap a clown by Beth Stockholm 0 points
Clara Shell ticketed for Attempting to murder the detective with a strange magic eight ball. by Gabriel Mercury 0 points
Wilbur Wright ticketed for Slipping up the whole fucking floor by Harry Bunston the 3rd 0 points
Wilbur Wright ticketed for Public drunkenness and making a damn pukey mess of the place by Harry Bunston the 3rd 0 points
Nerdy Collins ticketed for Teleporting me into space for no reason. Seriously, what the hell bro? by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Whoever Wrote "Cunts" repeatedly ticketed for We do NOT use that kind of language, mister! by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Crime Clown ticketed for Abusing the radio with shitty jokes. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
The owner of this backpack ticketed for THERE'S A FUCKING LEG IN HERE! JESUS FUCK! by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
The Bar ticketed for Being a total mess. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
The Janitor ticketed for Not cleaning up the bar, despite having extra access to it. Shame on you. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
The engineering assistant ticketed for For not starting the engine despite being hiven the job. Ass. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Arme F. Mcgee ticketed for ORDERING A SHIT TON OF BEES AND FORCE FEEDING THEM TO PEOPLE!?! SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL!?! by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Botany ticketed for Not growing weed. What kind of botatists are you? by Jack Jackson 0 points
Bob Bobbington ticketed for murder, vandalism, theft, kidnapping, assult, battery. And worst of all, LITTERING by TYRONE MANGUS 1 points
You ticketed for Being a knobgobbler by TYRONE MANGUS 0 points
MacClown ticketed for attempting (and failing) to flash a security officer. Way to go, Rambo by TYRONE MANGUS 0 points
Stan Beelzebub ticketed for Getting a ticket written to himself from his own PDA. A shameful Stan Beelzebub by Elias Finch 0 points
Joe Banooners ticketed for explosive fruit; blowing up botany (indirectly) by Olivia Ren 0 points
Nora Tarm ticketed for Acheiving energyless FTL travel without a liscense by Horatio Jiggles 0 points
The captain ticketed for Running around with a chainsaw by Jack Jackson 0 points
dead clown ticketed for Managing to get yourself stuck in the bar. by Jack Jackson 0 points
Markov Vyacheslavovich ticketed for Being more of a bloodsucking parasite than Nanotrasen Directors by Keith Roten 0 points
Heisenbee ticketed for For stealing my heart with their cuteness. by Keith Roten 0 points
Sir Ghost Buuhh ticketed for Blantant disregard of segway safety rules. by Keith Roten 0 points
Matt John ticketed for Offering drugs to the head of security. Grow a fucken brain man! by Travis Ronick 0 points
Harley Filben ticketed for Smashing a perfectly good window in the bar by Bob Bell 0 points
Elias Finch ticketed for literally serving pure poison. Like, I wanna get drunk but damn. by Roughly TYRONE MANGUS 0 points
Alex Yu ticketed for Making Soylent Green with people who haven't died yet. Nerd. by Roughly TYRONE MANGUS 0 points
Osmund Woollard ticketed for making a BIG MESS PUKING EVERYWHERE IN THE HALLWAY by Linemap 0 points
Linemap ticketed for Being a Turbo nerd by TYRONE MANGUS 0 points
Tingles the Clown ticketed for Honking in the hall. by Kayla Mendez 1 points
Charlie Ford ticketed for Running around with a flashlight on. by Kayla Mendez 0 points
Larry Lunatic ticketed for Teleporting without a liscence by Sam Guivene 0 points
Larry Lunatic ticketed for God is dead and you have killed him by Sam Guivene 0 points
Cherry Fields ticketed for Lacked the patience to wait for the chef to cook an eyeball off the floor. Couldn't you have waited five minutes? by John Johnson 0 points
Prospector Pete ticketed for Gibbing himself on the bible, causing a mess. by Jose Bould 0 points
Prospector Pete ticketed for Throwing footballs at people without notifying them before hand. Public disturbance from blowing his whistle. by Jose Bould 0 points
Jose Bould ticketed for Failure to pay fine. by Knob Johnson 0 points
The window in the centre of security ticketed for Being fucking useless by Jose Bould 0 points
Knob Johnson ticketed for Failure to properly answer interview questions. by Jose Bould 0 points
Egan Swain ticketed for polymorphing without a license by Irene Mincine 0 points
Jack Sugar ticketed for committing suicide in the bar, a violation of NanoTrasen health codes and the natural law of man and God by Irene Mincine 0 points
John Jingleheimer ticketed for allowing Inspector Mincine to raid the security locker room by Irene Mincine 0 points
Egan Swain ticketed for Using the HoP's ID computer while being a Mechanic by Irene Mincine 0 points
A piece of garbage ticketed for attacking the vice officer with a bike horn instead of cooperating by Irene Mincine 0 points
AI ticketed for needing to be stealed by Leonard Cerman 0 points
Brayden Ward ticketed for too radical by Dilbert Burk 0 points
Mr. Meeseeks ticketed for illegal black market barter by Olivia Ren 0 points
Zach Death ticketed for Fukken Idiot by Cherry Fields 0 points
Dexter Griffles ticketed for Unpleasantly pasty pale skin by Cherry Fields 0 points
Security ticketed for Unchallenged wizards brazenly throwing balloon animals at people in the security lounge by Cherry Fields 0 points
Security ticketed for Unsmoked rainbow weed in security foyer by Cherry Fields 0 points
Kill Me the Clown ticketed for trying to bribe an officer by Dexter Grifflez 0 points
Kill Me the Clown ticketed for entering the bridge by Dexter Grifflez 0 points
Kill Me the Clown ticketed for calling me smelly by Dexter Grifflez 0 points
Adam Nehaldo. ticketed for I'll probably shove my head in a deep frier. by Charles Ratcliff 0 points
Randolph P. Checkers ticketed for Literally told a paramedic that he wants to SUCK the GAS out of people's assholes. I'm fine with that shit, but do it in your fuckin' home. We're in the STATE OF THE ART space station, and you start talking about sucking gas. Jesus fucking christ, ANIMALS. The LOT of YOU. FUCKING MONKEYS! APES! I DO NOT GET PAYED ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT! by Charles Ratcliff 4 points
Irene Mincine ticketed for Alright, if you're the gal I think you is, you need cat ears. Two, you shat your fucking pants IN FRONT OF ME. I'M A FUCKING INSPECTOR, FROM CC. I DO NOT HAVE TO TAKE YOUR LITERAL SHIT. IF YOU WASN'T A WOMAN, I WOULD HAVE SMASHED YOUR FACE IN WITH A BRIEFCASE! Jesus christ. Animals. The fuckin' lot of you. Y'know, I'll let you in on a little secret. You're clones. You're all monkey clowns. You laugh at poop and fart jokes, because you have a literal ape mind. Christ. Bunch of FUCKING animals. by Charles Ratcliff 3 points
Janitor ticketed for Jesus fuckin' christ, you monkey. There's vomit and blood, along with...discount dan's shitty food all over the kitchen. I fuckin' thought the geeks back at CC checked the history of the people they hired. You aren't a fucking janitor, you're an artist. Yeah, I fucking knew it. This, this sick display of body fluids is art according to you. Well fuck you. Have a ticket. Don't do this shit again. by Charles Ratcliff 3 points
Jose Bould ticketed for intention to abuse substances by Barry Burbuckle 0 points
Jose Bould ticketed for hacking into the bridge by Breggers Breggers 0 points
Violet Carrick ticketed for suiciding by Roco Berry 0 points
BALD BULL ticketed for fORCING DRINKS ON LESS TAHN INOCENTS CIVIANS by Constantinopla Owens 0 points
Gutbuster Johansen ticketed for Improper handling of bodily fluids by Constantinopla Owens 0 points
Hydroponics ticketed for Too many ducks. by Knob Johnson 0 points
Taylor Bailey ticketed for Watching me by Dennis Margaret 0 points
Dennis Margaret ticketed for being an annoying greyshirt *SCREAM by Breggers Breggers 0 points
Everone ticketed for because i felt like it by Breggers Breggers 0 points
Bonk-Tech Operative #3 ticketed for Being a scaredy cat by Breggers Breggers 0 points
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