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Lord Ectoplasm ticketed for eating all my quarters by Donnie Scoops 0 points
Mrs Muggles ticketed for loitering by Donnie Scoops 0 points
Med Staff ticketed for lollipops all over the lobby floor. THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS by Donnie Scoops 0 points
Russian Revolver ticketed for failure to fire by Donnie Scoops 0 points
Mr Muggles ticketed for smelling up the joint by Donnie Scoops 0 points
Crime Clown ticketed for Mass Abduction by Terrell Wilkerson 0 points
Crime Clown ticketed for Hordeing Tickets by Terrell Wilkerson 0 points
Crime Clown ticketed for gross abduction by Terrell Wilkerson 0 points
Jonathan Stoker ticketed for Possession of contraband without prior approval by Dakota Sideiron 0 points
paper ticketed for being litter by Regular Human 0 points
Bobcat Johnson ticketed for Attempted trespassing and general unruliness by Dakota Sideiron 0 points
Crime Clown ticketed for Trespassing in a secure area by Dakota Sideiron 0 points
Space ticketed for For being vapid. by Hamtaro 0 points
Space ship ticketed for You suck by Hamtaro 0 points
Duke Kickem ticketed for wasting the time of the security staff by way of being dead. by John Johnson 0 points
Walter Poehl ticketed for stealing two extremely valuable IDs by Charles Ludwig 0 points
Adrian Laste ticketed for lollipop theft, lack of sharing. by Cash Clewett 0 points
Beau Cook ticketed for B and E, sentenced to 2 swirlies in the brig toilet by Urist Tannhauser 0 points
Amari Alice ticketed for Breaking and Entering, Destruction of Property, Being a Bit of a Shit by Urist Tannhauser 0 points
Felicity Key ticketed for So much contraband it literally hurts me i am crying right now by Montgommery Scott 0 points
Amir Woolery ticketed for engaging in demonic rituals by Charles Ludwig 0 points
Michael Dane ticketed for Possessing contraband. by Montgommery Scott 0 points
Michael Dane ticketed for Murdering a monkey for simple theft, do not do this. by Montgommery Scott 0 points
The geneticists ticketed for releasing the monkeys into the cloning bay by Paxton Gibson 0 points
Joey Steele ticketed for getting arrested by the captain for no reason. What a captain jerk! by Megdalene Jones 0 points
Elias Finch ticketed for wasting security's time by Charles Ludwig 0 points
Bryan Swarner ticketed for crapstain making poorly crafted suicide laws, SAD by Monte Hunter 0 points
Patrick Star ticketed for being dead drunk and puking everywhere by Charles Ludwig 1 points
Whizzborg ticketed for Enacting revenge from beyond the grave via spreading vomit all over the station by Geoff Goldman 0 points
Montgommery Scott ticketed for Cracking vital data encryption codes for the entire station and yelling them loudly over the radio for ... some reason, I dunno, maybe he's just wasted? by Escha Thermic 0 points
Cherry Fields ticketed for assault with a wet weapon by Charles Ludwig 0 points
Sergey Stepanov ticketed for Rolling a fatty. by Sergey Stepanov 0 points
Benjammin Franklin ticketed for Greening out like he's never smoked a bowl before. by Sergey Stepanov 0 points
Genetics ticketed for Just sitting there, they're not even injecting monkeys. Shameful. by Sergey Stepanov 0 points
Angelo Knapenberger ticketed for Being delightful by Sergey Stepanov 0 points
Walter Poehl ticketed for Noise Pollution by Boris Bubbleton 0 points
cash clewettt ticketed for being a rude and melting me and booze and janitor by Aniyah Wheeler 1 points
cash cleeewett ticketed for melting me and janitor and booze by Aniyah Wheeler 1 points
Ludwig L. Ludwig ticketed for trapping me with the clown by Charles Ludwig 1 points
Geoff Goldman ticketed for smoking is hazardous to your health by Charles Ludwig 1 points
BALD BULL ticketed for getting blood on my shoes by slicing his own throat by Throrvardr Finvardrardson 0 points
Brian Cobrini ticketed for threatening a security officer and being a meanie by Throrvardr Finvardrardson 0 points
Crime Clown ticketed for Making bombs in public by Donny Polish 1 points
Crime Clown ticketed for For being a fucking degenerate by Donny Polish 2 points
Escha Thermic ticketed for Pissing all over the grounds like the deprived scientist he is by Donny Polish 0 points
Alex Yu ticketed for Trying to push down someone by Donny Polish 0 points
Elias Finch ticketed for Blocking off medbay for an excuse to not do your fucking job. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points
Rev Heads ticketed for Interrupting my dinner with an impromptu game of hide and seek by Leo Nydus 0 points
Werqtor Pailun ticketed for Dragging a dead monkey into the ATM by Boris Bubbleton 0 points
Camryn Stern ticketed for Beating a civillian, assault on sec. officer by Adolf Gandhi 0 points
died pool of vomit ticketed for existing by Donnie Scoops 1 points
Emitter ticketed for failing to emit by Donnie Scoops 1 points
Cyborg Epsilon-84 (WARNING: MAY CONTAIN CRAP) ticketed for making a mess in the bar by Donnie Scoops 0 points
Tomato ticketed for being too explodey by Donnie Scoops 1 points
Banana Peel ticketed for being too slippery by Donnie Scoops 0 points
Broadway ticketed for banning me for life because I assulted someone I haVE THE MUSIC IN ME DAD I CAN FINALLY PERFORM! by Ireen Robinson 1 points
Roxanne Atkonson ticketed for Stealing dead bodies!?! by Clark Clarkson 0 points
Geoff Goldman ticketed for flipping into an innocent crew member and then stumbling into the CRIME BED by John Johnson 1 points
a cardboard box ticketed for boxes can't talk by Charles Ludwig 1 points
The rest of security ticketed for not locking their lockers by Megdalene Jones 1 points
A cardboard box ticketed for playing the saxophone under a box. I hate not being able to identify musicians. by Megdalene Jones 0 points
EVA ticketed for making me misspell a word. I don't know how to spell words, dammit! by Megdalene Jones 0 points
EVA ticketed for For locking my inside. I don't know how to open doors! by Megdalene Jones 0 points
Rodney Trotter ticketed for Ruining the bar by Charles Ludwig 1 points
Grones Soda ticketed for It's a damn ripoff. Five bucks for a crappy drink. What a piece of crap. by Megdalene Jones 1 points
Honko Bluwnes ticketed for Getting locked out of the bridge by Charles Ludwig 0 points
Elias Finch ticketed for Wearing a cap that is almost as ugly as his face by Charles Ludwig 1 points
Cy Hill ticketed for Losing a fight to a monkey by Charles Ludwig 1 points
Johnny Mac Black Eye ticketed for I can't see shit now. by Gregory Manslapper 1 points
Viola Coppola ticketed for Having a Face that would give a mother Siesures. by Johnny Mac Black eye 0 points
Adolf Gandhi ticketed for Identity Theft by Johnny Mac Black eye 0 points
Adolf Gandhi ticketed for Other Stuff probably by Johnny Mac Black eye 1 points
Adolf Gandhi ticketed for Changing Glow clolors rapidly by Johnny Mac Black eye 0 points
Rodney Trotter ticketed for Making loud noises by throwing a backpack at glass. by Gregory Manslapper 0 points
Taser ticketed for What the fuck why is this just lying in the hallway and not in an assistant's backpack like seriously what the fuck by Cherry Fields 1 points
Elias Finch ticketed for SERIOUSLY COMPLETELY NOT GETTING THE FUCKING POINT AND CONTINUING TO RELENTLESSLY SUCK ASS by Cherry Fields 1 points
Elias Finch ticketed for Pointing his gun at me. Your threats are as hollow as your head. by Cherry Fields 0 points
Elias Finch ticketed for Drinking coffee in a bar by Cherry Fields 1 points
Johnny Mac Black eye ticketed for experimenting on humans by Charles Ludwig 0 points
Dr Floorpills ticketed for Exceeding the speed limit. by Jaoquin Hartford 0 points
Magic 8 Ball ticketed for giving me answers all the fucking time DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED ANSWERS YOU DON'T OWN ME LADY by Escha Thermic 1 points
Honko Bluwnes ticketed for Unfunny clown by Charles Ludwig 0 points
clorn ticketed for Animal Cruelty by Archie Key 0 points
Officer Dartmoor ticketed for BEING THE MOST DUMB TRIGGERHAPPY MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS STATION by Satanic Legal Services LLC 1 points
Fooman Shoe ticketed for Spraying piss everywhere from a literal piss fire extinguiser, digusting. by Urist Tannhauser 1 points
Aniyah Wheeler ticketed for Public nudity and defacing the halls with a crayon. by Dr. Geoff Yee 1 points
Salami Sam ticketed for Mething around by Elias Finch 0 points
Whoever is making these daft printouts ticketed for Having Terrible Taste, Inappropriate Use Of Emojiis, Bad Grammar. by Urist Tannhauser 0 points
The Floor ticketed for Tripping me up by Kale Hunt 0 points
Security ticketed for Allowing an assistant to give you a ticket by Kale Hunt 1 points
Rob Oson ticketed for You UNLEASHED THE MONKEYS? What the FUCK? by Brooke Poehl 0 points
Karen From Finance ticketed for using her mind to throw stuff around, rude by Woodrow Thrillson 0 points
pile of poo ticketed for taking a shit in here by Jaydon Zadovsky 0 points
pile of poo ticketed for taking a shit in here by Kristopher Watson 0 points
Escape Shuttle ticketed for Escaping from the scene of the crime? Nice try, punk. by Megdalene Jones 0 points
Freddy Grey ticketed for I'll let you off with a murder, but next time you assault people with shotguns you won't get off so easy, punk. by Megdalene Jones 0 points
Fire ticketed for Trying to burn me? Nice try, punk. by Megdalene Jones 0 points
The guy who killed himself ticketed for Self-murder? Nice try, punk. by Megdalene Jones 0 points
Karson Kanaga ticketed for Mustaches on a robot? Nice try, punk. by Megdalene Jones 0 points
Cherry Fields ticketed for Drunk on Duty by Urist Tannhauser 0 points
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