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Hank Hastle ticketed for vandilizing the station by Ace Victor 0 points
RATTE DE BOXER ticketed for Beating an engineer into crit OUTSIDE of the boxing ring by Breggers Breggers 1 points
Jebediah Hawkins ticketed for For being reckless in his chem stuff by Triston Newton 0 points
Sandra Moche ticketed for Serving raw chicken nuggets. by Mars Trinitas 1 points
Fletcher Henderson ticketed for assaulting the cripple officer with a scalpel and promply running away like a coward by Rusty Bottom 1 points
Fletcher Henderson ticketed for bad mouthing a one armed sec officer for bleeding on within medbay by Rusty Bottom 1 points
Reid Williams ticketed for Spilling oil in the bar and not answering questions. by Derek Miller 0 points
Arby John ticketed for Disappointing story by Zoey Fields 0 points
Roy McMannas ticketed for Attempting to seduce an officer of the law into joining a techpriest cult armed with ten trillion guns, an arseload of weed and sixteen-thousand other illegal substances. by William Jojo 3 points
Sevi Amari ticketed for Managing to look so hideously disformed they could star as a Disney Protagonist by J.T Clarke 0 points
Triston Newton ticketed for Attempting to inject an officer of the law with genetic modifications without consent. by J.T Clarke 0 points
Ronald Weasley ticketed for Failure to adhere to corporate fashion regulations by brandishing a lime-green wizard outfit, an offense greater than wearing a pink blouse with any bright-colored pants. by J.T Clarke 2 points
Hakon Ramessu the Clown ticketed for Starting an international conflict between Nanotrasen and the Wizard Federation by J.T Clarke 0 points
Dillion Youngman ticketed for Waste of a total of 132 cigarettes, strewing them about the floor in a line directly from security to science like some kind of fuse. by J.T Clarke 3 points
Every single person on the shuttle besides Clarke ticketed for For being a gross bunch of krokodil huffing gang members by J.T Clarke 0 points
Glowly humans ticketed for Stop flying through medbay by L.A.T.E 0 points
Charlton Grover ticketed for Trying to block off escape like a VERY BAD BOY. by Wilt Rangdow 0 points
Genetics ticketed for Failing at monkey 101 by Blackhole Moon 0 points
Death ticketed for dying is illegal, stop doing it by Triston Newton 3 points
Botanical Department ticketed for Smoking devil cabbage without a medical license. by Roy Raymond Ron Raymundo 0 points
The rest of security ticketed for For being a bunch of fun hating dorks by Triston Newton 0 points
Bjorn Medvedev ticketed for Attempted (and hilariously failed) to steal SEC equipment. by Fabricator Industria 0 points
AI ticketed for Leaving sec equipment door open. by Fabricator Industria -1 points
Vinny Ming ticketed for Counter revolutionary activities of an extremely disgusting nature by Jog Jogsworth 1 points
Ryker Bould ticketed for stealing medbay stuffs by Damien Low 0 points
System Terminus 9 ticketed for having the worst electrical systems in the galaxy. by Jeff Woolery 0 points
The DUCK ticketed for It's TOO MAZING! by Douglas Bratton 2 points
creepy looking martian ticketed for being creepy looking by Jeff Woolery 0 points
Sir Honkington the second ticketed for hurting my feelings by Jeff Woolery 0 points
Steve Dyssal ticketed for space communism by Jeff Woolery 0 points
Dirk Wood ticketed for cooking banana pizza, seriously what the fuck. why was it so damn tasty? by Jeff Woolery 4 points
Arby John ticketed for being extraordinarily well dressed, like seriously, godDAMN by Jeff Woolery 1 points
Richard Novik ticketed for having stupid hair by Jeff Woolery 0 points
Ramadan Steve ticketed for not sharing his bubonic chronic by Jeff Woolery 0 points
ramadan steve ticketed for electrocuting himself by Jeff Woolery 0 points
Delma Waterson ticketed for Calling the captain "a goat" and defomation by Curtis Bousum 1 points
weed ticketed for that by Gene Ericson 0 points
weed ticketed for that's illegal you know by Gene Ericson 1 points
Jay Walker ticketed for being very suspicious by Gene Ericson 0 points
the floor ticketed for you shouldn't have plasma on you :( by Gene Ericson 5 points
the bartender ticketed for there's blood and monkeys behind your bar this cannot be hygenic man by Gene Ericson 0 points
Jimmy Schmidt ticketed for Tripping people. In the hallways. With a banana peel. The fiend. by Jeff Woolery 0 points
Medical ticketed for Having body parts and corpses from no less than 4 separate people left lying around medbay by Freddy Flowers 0 points
Chris Mull ticketed for Beating the shit out of people in bar with his friend. by Angelo Empor 0 points
Daniel Silver ticketed for Beating the shit out of people with his friend by Angelo Empor 0 points
Jon The Hundreth ticketed for assault of several bar patrons with shot glasses, extremely un-mime-like by Bryce Richter 0 points
Entire Chemistry Department ticketed for Blowing up by Recrutio Crutio 0 points
Greg Anderson ticketed for Janitoring correctly. by Recrutio Crutio 0 points
Banana ticketed for Tripping me by Recrutio Crutio 0 points
Bartender ticketed for Lack of food and drinks by Recrutio Crutio 0 points
HAL 9000 ticketed for Failure to keep station properly lit. by Recrutio Crutio 0 points
HAL 9000 ticketed for Locking doors all over the place without permission. by Recrutio Crutio 0 points
HAL 9000 ticketed for Failure to control this station by Recrutio Crutio 0 points
Captain Cockroach ticketed for possession of illegal firearm, resisting arrest by Damien Low 0 points
James Lequack ticketed for possession of illegal firearm and ammo, assualt of a officer by Damien Low 0 points
Abraham Lincoln's Spacker 12 ticketed for Wounding and killing at least 3 people by B.U.T.T. 1 points
Collin Ro's skeleton ticketed for Escaping from Collin Ro. Stay in your body! by B.U.T.T. 1 points
Gibs ticketed for Slipping like 20 people by B.U.T.T. 1 points
Magnetic fields ticketed for Repelling people, causing them to hurt each other. by B.U.T.T. 1 points
Barium ticketed for Reacting with water, causing minor damage to Hydroponics by B.U.T.T. 1 points
Barium ticketed for Setting the previous ticket on fire by B.U.T.T. 1 points
Wrench ticketed for Coming alive to kill the botanists by B.U.T.T. 1 points
Duke Brisket ticketed for suspicion of murder of the waiter, not enough evidence, but might have done it. by Jacq Jacqson 0 points
John Volk ticketed for Being a naughty boy and going into no-no zones (see: HoP's office) by Garreth Gobblecoque 0 points
Bling Slim Jim ticketed for ID Card Theft by Sov Exant 0 points
Bling Slim Jim ticketed for Tresspassing by Sov Exant 0 points
Joe Blow ticketed for trying to blow me up using a tomato, only to explode everyone else but me, aim better nerd by Triston Newton 0 points
Greyson Clark ticketed for Hacking doors instead of asking the AI politely. by Wilt Rangdow 0 points
Dr. Dr. Pepper ticketed for Stealing my GOSHDARN BOOS by Bryant Lindberg 1 points
Jesus ticketed for for smiting a dude throwing cards in the chapel, i mean thats rude but it hardly warrants smiting him by Triston Newton 0 points
Trevor Mccloud ticketed for Defiling the Chapel with a bunch of playing a card, none of them are even aces! by Triston Newton 0 points
Freddy Flowers ticketed for Inadequate station; hallways a mess, level 10 of 10; inadequate medical supplies, 10 of 10; hazards to all who traverse the station, 10 of 10; inadequate leadership 8 out of 10; AI interference. Submission to Nanotrassen for immediate demotion and removal of HoP and Captain by Roman Chompsky 0 points
Aiden Rockwell ticketed for Failure to claim that sold weapons were stolen from the syndicate, and obtaining an immediate release for said act of bravery against our number one enemy by Triston Newton 3 points
Connor McMurray ticketed for Breaking the window in the Detecti've Office with a crowbar. by Brie Lyndrious 0 points
Sybil Yuki ticketed for Running in the halls by Icarus Rhinehart 0 points
Darin Mcmullen ticketed for Driving around in a security scooter without authorization. by Brie Lyndrious 0 points
William Vanderschnitzel ticketed for Littering Cigarette butts by Judgment Dredd 0 points
Davion Baskett ticketed for Unauthorized Ass Clapping by Judgment Dredd 1 points
Nuke Dukem ticketed for Assulting a clown by Jack Jackson -2 points
RAIN OF PAIN ticketed for assaulting the poor clown by Manuel Hardie -1 points
Nuke Dukem ticketed for Assulat of an officer by Jack Jackson 0 points
Dmitri Shazidaididovich ticketed for using an open handed push to push a Security Officer by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Pucci Enrico ticketed for using his ID card access to enter security section unauthorised and attempt to steal a lethal weapon by Manuel Hardie 0 points
tampering with a door instead of asking someone to open it so he can leave ticketed for oops by Bryce Richter 3 points
Eric Bright ticketed for tampering with a door instead of asking someone to open it so he can leave by Bryce Richter 0 points
Garreth Gobblecoque ticketed for placing security property into an ejection chute by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Ricardo Goodman ticketed for using engineering tools to hack a maintenance tunnel door and subsequently evading security members by running away by Manuel Hardie 0 points
Bj ticketed for Being a fabulous nuisance by Grayson Garratt 0 points
Jeff Jej ticketed for Public Teleportation Service without License, quote "Fuck the Law" by J.T Clarke 2 points
Rikka Rokassa ticketed for bleeding infront of security and creating a mess by Alec Ryan 0 points
Birdwell ticketed for bee murder by Alec Ryan 2 points
Duke Devlin ticketed for implanting without consent by Alec Ryan 0 points
Preston Sagan and Left Hook Larry ticketed for excessive violence in the ring by Alec Ryan 0 points
the crew of Star Dump Omnicron ticketed for leaving a dead mouse in arrivals by Alec Ryan 4 points
Lucifer Morningstar ticketed for Please refrain from assulting security officers. They're mostly dicks but they're *your* dicks by Trey Mitchell 3 points
Vinny Ming ticketed for trespassing and trying to seduce an officer by Bryce Richter 0 points
Sorrel Seidner ticketed for Rude violence. by Liz Tiliqua 0 points
Granadillo Graves ticketed for Trying to break the laws of physicis without a license by Triston Newton 1 points
Mrs. Muggles ticketed for Theft and assault. by Terry Morwe 0 points
Rick Richardson ticketed for stealing HoP ID, attacking botantist with chainsaw by Damien Low 0 points
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