Tickets - Goon Hub

Clown ticketed for Driving without a license by Harmony Joyce 0 points

Piss Man ticketed for Turning the entire ocean into your piss by Emery Koster 0 points

Jamal Washington the Clown ticketed for grabbing another fuel tank and running around with it! Starting to look like a habit by Gwyndolyn Blackwell 0 points

Jamal Washington the Clown ticketed for grabbing a fuel tank to maybe blow it up and hurt a bunch of people, along with generally being a bit of a dick by Gwyndolyn Blackwell 0 points

Piss Wizard ticketed for Public Urination by Emery Koster 0 points

Piss Wizard ticketed for Creating piss golems by Emery Koster 0 points

Piss Man ticketed for Failure to use a toilet when pissing by Emery Koster 0 points

Botany ticketed for Making a hotbox out of weed and burning commol, also making killer tomatoes, welding and bolting your own doors does not help justify any of this, either. by Robert Murray 0 points

Dell Skeletal ticketed for Going to Space by Guy Fieri -1 points

Dell Skeletal ticketed for Mentioning Marketable Figures by Guy Fieri -1 points

Brian West ticketed for Tresspassing and Hacking by Gober Kurfaus 0 points

Milton Sparks & Joaquin Fry ticketed for Attempting to kill eachother for fun by Ibis Harrier 0 points

Magnus Tyrest ticketed for Loitering by Security, looking very suspicious by Ibis Harrier 0 points

Literally every engineer on the station ticketed for setting the entire southeast corner of the station on fire by Rico Geravo 0 points

Tamsin Cohen ticketed for Tresspassing comman EVA by Gober Kurfaus 0 points

Doctor Donk Pockets ticketed for Jumping on me from a chair by Ibis Harrier 0 points

Gael Clark ticketed for Insulting the HoS by Ibis Harrier 0 points

Teleporter lab ticketed for exploding violently without a permit by Rico Geravo 1 points

The Captain ticketed for not being dead so I can't actually give him a ticket for dying after all by Rico Geravo 0 points

Mac Moris ticketed for giving me CRIME GLOVES, which is probably a CRIME under some jurisdiction, which is not mine. by Rico Geravo 0 points

Jack Lloyd ticketed for Flying into the HoS office, stealing the HoS Cape and Headset by Ibis Harrier 0 points

Teleporter lab ticketed for being FILLED with vomit without a permit to be filled with vomit by Rico Geravo 1 points

Pumpkin ticketed for Trespassing by Cyborg Omega-67 0 points

Xavier Mcmullen ticketed for littering sec with his remains long after being torn away from the afterlife by Rico Geravo 0 points

Mrs. Muggles ticketed for Bleeding on the floor, very messy by Cyborg Omega-67 0 points

Dinis Carvalho ticketed for not realizing that the bar explosion happens every shift and that by doing it themselves my team was simply skipping some extra steps by Rico Geravo 1 points

God ticketed for Giving me life, and giving me the living hell that is life by Cyborg Omega-67 0 points

Clown ticketed for Being a clown by Cyborg Omega-67 0 points

Dell Skeletal ticketed for Talking funny by Cyborg Omega-67 0 points

Chubo Quay ticketed for Hurting my feelings with genuine advice, good work by Cyborg Omega-67 0 points

Security department ticketed for Overall negligence, setting the bar on fire, setting me on fire, thats chems job. by Dinis Carvalho 1 points

Jack Lloyd ticketed for Unlicensed blood thieving. Did not ask permission from victim. Ran from scene of crime. by Ibis Harrier 0 points

HOOOOOOOOOOOONKH HOOOOOOOOOONK ticketed for HOOOOOONKH ONKH HONKH HOOOONKH HOOOONKH HOHNOIHNONO by cluwne 0 points

Jim-Bob Dixon III ticketed for Ignoring the demon overlord ravaging the station in favour of crying over his mosquito, and assaulting a guy over it by Jack Solo 0 points

Jeb Oddway ticketed for Probably reading beepsky's notes by Gober Kurfaus 0 points

banana peels ticketed for as of 13 minutes since shift start, being one of the deadliest things on the station by Rico Geravo 0 points

The Bannana Peel ticketed for Rudely slipping people by Xavier Mcmullen 0 points

Arturo Lizardman ticketed for rascal sushi by Joaquin Fry 0 points

Tessa Madison ticketed for pissing without a permit by Rico Geravo 0 points

Fleur DeLaCreme ticketed for trespassing by Corvidae Tawny 0 points

Roman Ver. XVI ticketed for Being a nosy computer and messing with MY computer. by Sasha Flick 0 points

Shaun Woodward ticketed for Burning all that sweet kush. by Sasha Flick 0 points

Gonz Ako ticketed for failing to perform a haircut by Gwyndolyn Blackwell 0 points

Eric Martin ticketed for Collaborating with a syndicate member to open a bar in the bridge by Somewhat Jack Solo 0 points

brodie davis ticketed for 2nd copy of illegal bee zone ticket that was lost in space near escape by Derrick Sholl 0 points

Brodie Davis ticketed for Evading a ticket by Derrick Sholl 0 points

Brodie Davis ticketed for illegal bee zone by Derrick Sholl 0 points

Doc Rieper ticketed for Let a roach behind his bar by Oggy Cucaracha 0 points

Quensel the Jester ticketed for endangerment of NanoTrasen assets in an unfamiliar environment by Snookums 0 points

Casimir Ludwig and Tom Thomas ticketed for Being overweight/using wheelchairs when they can walk, one of THOSE people by M.O.I.S.T. 0 points

Moisture the Mime ticketed for pissing in the drinks is cringe. by Haylin Cillsot 0 points

Brian Decker ticketed for Hotboxing weed in mainsec, causing me and many others to be high and just leaving a lot of gibs on the floor. by Haylin Cillsot 0 points

Mentor Mouse ticketed for This isn't a ticket, but I kinda jusst wantedtomake like, some sort of memorial or grave marker for this mouse. I dunno. Can't even bury it so I guess this is just a memorial to this space mouse. Rest in peace bud. by Haylin Cillsot 0 points

Cassidy Celestial ticketed for Learnin' his first day like a chump by Cassidy Celestial 0 points

Doug Dougson ticketed for Going "Monkey Mode" with too many unneccessary lab monkey crates. by Haylin Cillsot 0 points

Mechanics Lab ticketed for Locking the barman in maintenence. by Saren Midden 0 points

Xavier Mcmullen ticketed for Being mean to a securitron and beating it up. by Rupert Wilde 0 points

Xavier Mcmullen ticketed for Unloading a riot shotgun in the bar, nutjob. by Saren Midden 0 points

Cargo people ticketed for Big mess. Big big make HoP pround by Officer Big 0 points

Chut Hutly ticketed for Profanity and destruction of private property by Officer Big 0 points

Hacking guy ticketed for Hacking is a no no by Officer Big 0 points

Cargo People ticketed for Said a no no word. Very Stressed, Big big suggest take brea by Officer Big 0 points

Rebecca Woods ticketed for Insulting beepsky, an officer of the force. A fallen comrade. by John Nut 0 points

Xavier Mcmullen ticketed for Sabotaging MainSec with a graviton trap. Naughty, naughty. by Rupert Wilde 0 points

Jax Richardson ticketed for Public urination by Rupert Wilde 0 points

Mean monkey ticketed for For attacking chef. Also mad big mess in bar by Officer Big 0 points

Johney mcueman ticketed for shooting someone by Jack Lloyd 0 points

Xavier Mcmullen ticketed for Sad many no-no words. Also was very mean to Officer Big big by Officer Big 0 points

Cara Willey's ghost ticketed for Being angry at me for beheading them when they asked to die. THEY ASKED, IM A MAN OF THE PEOPLE, MAN! Oh, also they torpedobombed the ship. by John Nut 0 points

Cara Wille ticketed for making the other ticket fucking float by John Nut 0 points

Braiden Burns ticketed for Public Intoxication by Monkey Wu 0 points

David Jarlsberg ticketed for Trying to stay in sec after breaking out by Jack Lloyd 0 points

Tahony the monkey ticketed for Kicking the shit out of officer Sagan by Monkey Wu 0 points

NOOT ticketed for More breaking of physics by Big Lenny 0 points

Noot ticketed for Defying physics by Big Lenny 0 points

NOOT ticketed for Breaking the laws of physics by Walks Silverscale 0 points

The entire medbay ticketed for Lack of medical staff by Dave Steel 0 points

me ticketed for test by Dave Steel 0 points

pogers the clown ticketed for retaliating against a crew members act of aggression without first informing the security department by Calem Allen 0 points

Normal Human ticketed for Built a booth in the hall outside mining and drank himself into a puddle of his own piss by Henry Novitae 0 points

the gravity well generator ticketed for for putting everything in a pile by Kayden Hunt 0 points

my vomit ticketed for for escaping my bod by Kayden Hunt 0 points

The Sun ticketed for For being moved by a gravity well like a little weak baby star by Kayden Hunt 0 points

Kayden Hunt ticketed for For drinking till he died by Kayden Hunt 0 points

Stinkeye's special reserve ticketed for for lying ontop of the automaton's corpse by Kayden Hunt 0 points

kayden hunt ticketed for for deciding to drink his sorrow away by Kayden Hunt 0 points

the automaton ticketed for for getting beat up by me by Kayden Hunt 0 points

dell skeletal ticketed for for exploding the world by Kayden Hunt 0 points

that weird lookin motherfuckin sun ticketed for for bein too weird looking and not a good sun color by Kayden Hunt 0 points

dell skeletal and kayden hunt ticketed for for goofing this whole ordeal by Kayden Hunt 0 points

kayden hunt ticketed for for writing too many tickets by Kayden Hunt 0 points

kayden hunt ticketed for for writing tickets after I wrote him a ticket about writing tickets by Kayden Hunt 0 points

Ann Ehdyiot ticketed for Being Nosey by Kame Sennin 0 points

dell skeletal ticketed for for not realizing we could've used the port-a-brig as a makeshift port-a-sci by Kayden Hunt 0 points

kayden hunt ticketed for for not extinguishing the flames that engulfed dell skeletal fast enough by Kayden Hunt 0 points

Dell Skeletal ticketed for For not being a skeleton and getting his ass whooped by the automaton. by Kayden Hunt 0 points

Lester Kigston ticketed for Discharging of a firearm in a public place by Gober Kurfaus 0 points

Jack Lloyd ticketed for Literally renaming everyone lloyd by Jack Lloyd 0 points

Lester Kingston ticketed for Probably causing someones death by Jack Lloyd 0 points

Mark Biller ticketed for Hating by Jack Lloyd 0 points