Tickets

bumblespider ticketed for not cooing enough by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Digornio Pizzarelli ticketed for not petting the bumblespider enough by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Escha Thermic ticketed for reclaiming the hallways by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Clifford Stills ticketed for demurely (smugly) suggesting that I wear footwear for commoners by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

The AI ticketed for Being a real big stinker. by Sam Sunderdale 0 points

Mitchell Bickerson ticketed for Construction of an obstruction. by Sam Sunderdale 0 points

Hawkeye Pierce ticketed for Being on more fire than is allowed. by Sam Sunderdale 0 points

Level 2 Monk ticketed for being annoying, having an ugly beard by Roman Lawhon 0 points

Dean David ticketed for costing thousands in medical treatment by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Lily White ticketed for Confirmed crimer by Jenny Chengling 0 points

George Fields ticketed for assaulting a crew member with a razor blade by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Thersites Porter ticketed for Turning the engine room into an insanely profitable deathtrap by Thesites Porter 1 points

Cook in a dress ticketed for Why in the fuck are you wearing a DRESS by Fab Houlous 0 points

Pink dude ticketed for Crime against fashion by Fab Houlous 0 points

Gabriel Mercury ticketed for refusing to leave a restricted area when asked by Manuel Hardie 0 points

murt faker ticketed for smashing windows by Jeffery Jefferson 0 points

the clown ticketed for spinning but not winning by Ella Presley 0 points

One Handed Wally ticketed for letting me buy the station for 1 million credits, you got scammed dude by Lynette Medli 1 points

John Wood ticketed for Animal abuse. by James Paxton 0 points

Lacera Viscera ticketed for Encouraging the spirit of crimers everywhere by hacking into botany. You bribed me by leaving. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

King Honk VIII ticketed for Wearing a cape and not having a Crown. You're a Prince if you don't have a royal crown, Dingus. by Digornio Pizzarelli 3 points

piece of crap who breached a 1x1 square and singed the surrounding tiles above medbay ticketed for the crew is allergic to space, stop trying to bring the space into our space station. This is not Kosher. by Digornio Pizzarelli 1 points

My bananas ticketed for Not containing enough potassium by Captain Bananas 0 points

harshman ticketed for assaulting a robot with his fists, like a dork by Jeffery Jefferson 0 points

nerds ticketed for existing by Jeffery Jefferson 0 points

Owlpocalypse ticketed for depriving me of dignity by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

James Paxton ticketed for a whale of a tail by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

a scientist ticketed for being a scientist by Marvin Log 0 points

Shawn Callaghan ticketed for NOT caving to peer pressure. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Chimpers the Great Ape ticketed for he's actually a monkey not a great ape by Ella Presley 3 points

wizards ticketed for not being here to fireball me into oblivion. by Ella Presley 0 points

Constance Viridian ticketed for killed my dad, may he beep in peace. by Ella Presley 0 points

space raccoon ticketed for Urinating in QM by Miguel Kuznetsov 0 points

Medivh Cameron ticketed for Buckling a prisoner in crit to a bed, arresting someone for disarming a traitor attacking them, generally bad sec behaviour. by Ivan Ivanovsky 0 points

Gang Leaders ticketed for Littering your pamphlets all over the floor in a no solicitation area, and driving the janitor to suicide. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Jayde Bell ticketed for Punching a defenseless borg. What a monster! by Leiningen Ants 0 points

Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for assaulting Lincoln Blatenberger by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Muk Utep ticketed for bypassing doors by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Zoey Vand ticketed for Trespassing. by George Hayhurst 0 points

Xavier Song ticketed for giving a monkey chainsaws for arms by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Jimmy Twotoes ticketed for the brutal murder of Lord Beepingshire, which I think technically counts as an assassination? by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points

ABOMINABLE BOYZ ticketed for poor spelling, not being made of yetis by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Old Man ticketed for Color of puke on coat not matching with color of puke on shoes. by Buy Things 0 points

Frederick Cooper ticketed for !!! by Buy Things 0 points

Pool of Vomit ticketed for Beingtoo damn chunky. by Buy Things 0 points

Me am Ungg ticketed for Violation of company dresscode. by Buy Things 0 points

Hideki Tojo ticketed for Remiding me of the Blair Witch Project by staring into a corner. by Buy Things 0 points

Drone OSG-76 ticketed for Littering by Buy Things 0 points

Muk Utep ticketed for throwing a citrus-y treat at me and getting me all wet by Laura Graham 1 points

Isaac Moloney ticketed for Impersonating a station head (It was admittedly a cool trick so minimal hard feelings) by Edwin Bees 1 points

That shithead with the voice spoofer ticketed for causing no end of chaos on my otherwise pristine station by Edwin Bees 1 points

Durian Kindreck ticketed for Serving literal sewage. Literally. by Edwin Bees 1 points

Ada O?hara ticketed for theft of Security weaponry namely 2 phaser pistol weapons from Security Officer Manuel Hardie by Manuel Hardie 0 points

Pierre Dupont ticketed for littering by Martin Craw 0 points

Vigil MacLeod ticketed for Using excessive force by Martin Craw 0 points

Dr. Floorpills ticketed for bone hurting juice failed to hurt my bones by Dotty Spud 4 points

The bar ticketed for being lame as hell by Alyssa Buston 0 points

Tooty ticketed for Giving up clowning to become a sec officer, and giving his clown gear AND SPY PDA to Frimbo Frimbo by Tooty 4 points

Frimbo Frimbo ticketed for Giving up his sec job to become a clown and giving this pda to the ex clown by Tooty 4 points

Arthur Marshall ticketed for for stabbing a clown for no reason by F.L.O.C.K 2 points

Malcolm Curry ticketed for being a dingus and sticking imself in a pie. by Ella Hecksley 3 points

Quinn Turner ticketed for being a good doctor in the face of obscene and illegal wizardry by Julian Stough-Jackson -1 points

Cy Compton ticketed for Assault on an officer by Constance Viridian 1 points

Beaux Bowden ticketed for Poisoning by Constance Viridian 1 points

Freya Augusta ticketed for Unsanitary blood drinking by George Hayhurst 2 points

Gabriel Mercury ticketed for being too nice to me. by Ella Hecksley 5 points

Steel floor Tile ticketed for Not being a quadrilateral by Chet Chester 3 points

Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for making the ring a bloody, slippery mess with his corpse. by Ella Hecksley 0 points

D. Ranged ticketed for daring to ask for sec's help in handling theft. by Ella Hecksley 0 points

Gank Bank ticketed for Poisoning people and breaking my heart by lying by Constance Viridian 3 points

King Chungus ticketed for Criminal trespass by Constance Viridian 0 points

Unknown Mime ticketed for Attempting to manufacture pipebombs by Chet Chester 0 points

OMJ ticketed for Excessive Nerdery by Jebediah Hawkins 0 points

Gabriel Mercury ticketed for not having the right to bear arms by Listel Sheerfield 6 points

Dabe Stridrer ticketed for pretending to be a spooky ghost by teleporting everywhere and making fish noises by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Adam Jensen ticketed for dying on the job by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Stinky Pete ticketed for being caught in the shower room of crew quarters by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Ace Victor ticketed for inflicting police brutality on himself by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Alistar Graham ticketed for Attacking people! RUDE! by Garry Bennett 0 points

Vince Brooklyn ticketed for leaving a giant bloody mess on the bridge while in his death throes by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Gerwazy Klamka ticketed for Breaking into mechanics and being incredibly rude by Chet Chester 0 points

The entire science department ticketed for That goddamn bear, I don't have full evidence to make a case but I know for damn sure it's one of you telenerds. by Chet Chester 3 points

Flip Judge ticketed for Attempting to break into EVA. RUDE! by Garry Bennett 0 points

OwO ticketed for Making me write "OwO" to ticket you by Ivan Ivanovsky 3 points

OwO ticketed for Using that as a name by Ivan Ivanovsky 3 points

spies or something ticketed for i hate spies, they stink and are smelly and smell bad by Dabe Stridrer 0 points

Bearded Yokel ticketed for Stealing all the materials from QM completely ignoriing all the ones you already have access to in tool storage by Ivan Ivanovsky 0 points

Bearded Yokell ticketed for Stealing an RCD. You know you can just ask and nobody will care right? by Ivan Ivanovsky 0 points

Bjorn Medvedev ticketed for Exploding without a self-gibbifiication permit by Ivan Ivanovsky 0 points

Pepe Roni ticketed for Kidnapping, resisting arrest by Constance Viridian 0 points

Jayde Bell ticketed for assault with a breadly intent by Listel Sheerfield 2 points

Phillip Orrbe ticketed for doing very suspicious things that are probably crimes by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Leiningen Ants ticketed for attempting to kill a room full of bees with nothing but an egun, with unsurprising results by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Dr. Floorpills ticketed for Exploding into chocolate when asked where all the chocolate covering the halls came from. by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points

Gabriel Mercury ticketed for getting a security officer addicted to space drugs by Miranda Myers 1 points

Pepe ticketed for Theft, resisting arrest by Constance Viridian 0 points

Francis Weeter ticketed for Unlawful AI subversion by Constance Viridian 0 points

Aaron Mitchell ticketed for Destruction of property by Constance Viridian 0 points

Francis Weeter ticketed for being a petty criminal and waste of handcuffs by R.U.S.T.Y. 0 points

Botany man what's-he-called ticketed for Potency of cannabis deemed not high enough to be dank 420 by Tom Collins 0 points

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