Tickets - Goon Hub

Every single person in sec ticketed for Fucking dying by Jeffery Jefferson 0 points

Probably Scientist ticketed for For getting my hopes up with explosions, and only showing fiery plasma. by Muk Utep 0 points

Bruce Feufer ticketed for Coercing a known Syndicate Spy to acquire contraband on his behalf. by Muk Utep 0 points

Pathology ticketed for Thou hast created a disease most foul, It causes quoting Shakespeare endlessly, Why can't you just turn us into some owls, That would be more aggreable to me. by Clement Russell 0 points

The Baconatrix ticketed for Being too delicious by Clement Russell 0 points

Jacob McMaster ticketed for Leaving your skull on the arrival shuttle by Clement Russell 0 points

the ai and borgs ticketed for murdering half the station by Presley Buzzard 0 points

the captain ticketed for rogueing the ai by Presley Buzzard 0 points

Tony Panini ticketed for deep-frying a security-issued ticket without prior permission by Adrianna Warrick 0 points

Toby Panini ticketed for unsanitary workspace by Adrianna Warrick 0 points

Honkers ticketed for unauthorized graffiti-mourning by Adrianna Warrick 0 points

Stinger grenade ticketed for Mass bee murder. by Casey Spark 0 points

Mass radiation ticketed for Still being obnoxiously loud and camera shaky *scream by Casey Spark 0 points

DryaDOS ticketed for Being subverted as shit. by Casey Spark 0 points

Eric Hartman ticketed for Decapitating himself with the use of a disposal unit. by Casey Spark 0 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for Stripping a fellow officer naked in the closet by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Someone ticketed for Misplacing the bar glasswares. by Casey Spark 0 points

Sov Exant the Test Subject ticketed for Tampering with door machinery, breaking into EVA. by Casey Spark 0 points

bulky mechanism ticketed for Obstructing main hallways' visibility. by Casey Spark 0 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for Breaking down mechanics' windows while slurring stories and thoughts in drunken contemplation. by Casey Spark 0 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for Being dangerously drunk within the first minutes of the shift. by Casey Spark 0 points

Felicia Botwright ticketed for Unauthorized use of a security officer to bring customers. by Casey Spark 0 points

Jaylen Mccullough ticketed for Agitating the monkeys. by Casey Spark 0 points

Joseph Gibbingtons ticketed for Redesigning telescience layout without proper authorization. by Casey Spark 0 points

Lamar Rathborne and Kyle Osterweis ticketed for Attempting and partially suceeding in robbing a roboticist in the hallways of his belongings. by Casey Spark 0 points

Macho-Man Mandy Mavage ticketed for Not being as macho as Macho-Man Randy Savage. by Casey Spark 0 points

Jaylen Mccullough ticketed for Punching a security officer. by Casey Spark 0 points

Geoffry Owlington ticketed for Possessing the powers of reanimating the dead. At least according to this fortune cookie. by Casey Spark 0 points

Angela Ziegler ticketed for Interfering with security affairs. by Casey Spark 0 points

Rook Aye ticketed for Holding a microbomb implanter in the hallways. by Casey Spark 0 points

Clinton Bynum ticketed for Directing yo momma jokes at a officer. by Casey Spark 0 points

Bram Orlock ticketed for Proclaiming not to care about the law. by Casey Spark 0 points

Clown ticketed for Buffer hijacking, leading officer on a chase. by Casey Spark 0 points

Anthony Metzer ticketed for Leaving a poor bee larva unattended. by Casey Spark 0 points

Shrimpy DeShrimpy ticketed for "Man I spent 26 grand on this cybereye, I was expecting more ghosts honestly" by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Mercy O'Fogg ticketed for "WOW THE CLOWNS DID A SNUFF FILM IN SECURITY NOW, I DON'T NEED THIS!!!!!!" by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Mercy O'Fogg ticketed for "WOW THEY'RE FLEXIBLE AND ALSO HAVE CHAIRS!!!" by Sugar Beeman 0 points

buttany ticketed for literally drowning the station in tomato juice, what fiends you are! by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Mercy O'Fogg ticketed for "CLOWNS MAKING OUT IN SECURITY!!!!!!" by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Ruben Greene ticketed for Demanding the bridge settle for your demands by Sugar Beeman 0 points

botany ticketed for wasting tomatoes by not mailing them more carefully by Sugar Beeman 1 points

Plutonium Core ticketed for Dunkin on the station, not cool fam by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Sov Exant ticketed for Moving two cans of plasma at once! What a beast! by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Shuttle ticketed for Being too damn full of spessmen by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Mercy O'Fogg ticketed for Feeling ya, buddy by Sugar Beeman 1 points

Mug Mug The Late Clown ticketed for Being innocent while on duty by Sugar Beeman 0 points

FLEX HARD BANGOMAN ticketed for Overutilizing the gym during your shift by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Braylon Schmidt ticketed for Breaking the darn door! by Peter Xanax 0 points

Medbay ticketed for Allowing yourself to go without power. Shame. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points

Security ticketed for Leaving your Lockers open to let any idiot take whatever they want. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points

Alberto Hirlmeman ticketed for Unwarrented Ownership of a firearm by Gabriel Tallent 0 points

the ghost in the bar ticketed for for Clovis P. Thuglife's sake would you quit animating the gambling instruments, we're trying to do some vice here by Dr. Singh 3 points

Kingston Lester ticketed for Assaulting a vice officer in the course of his duties ensuring the crew partake in as many vices as possible. by Dr. Singh 2 points

a grody clown ticketed for misuse of an airhorn by Allen Reid 0 points

Kingston Lester ticketed for Assaulting a sec officer, Officer Jace Beleren, and civilian Rodney Dangerfield. by Jace Beleren 0 points

Rodney Dangerfield ticketed for General buffonery, buying the golf course, literally tipping the waitresses. He does not belong on this station. by Jace Beleren 0 points

andrea lastname ticketed for for being a commie (and having a stupid last name) by Bryce Richter 0 points

nanotrasen ticketed for not letting the shuttle arrive by Bryce Richter 0 points

the shuttle ticketed for for not fucking coming by Bryce Richter 0 points

bryce richter ticketed for killing a forest by printing all of these tickets by Bryce Richter 2 points

the shuttle ticketed for for not being here yet by Bryce Richter 0 points

security ticketed for for being incompetent by Bryce Richter 0 points

the ai ticketed for for being incompetent(?) by Bryce Richter 0 points

bryce richter ticketed for for being incompetent by Bryce Richter 0 points

nanotrasen ticketed for for being incompetent enough to let a revolution happen by Bryce Richter 2 points

this revolution ticketed for for being incompetent by Bryce Richter 0 points

Security ticketed for not handling this corpse properly, what asshats by Bryce Richter 0 points

Bryce Richter ticketed for being a revolutionary rebel oh dear I may get fired by Bryce Richter 2 points

Medbay ticketed for hosting an unscheduled public demonstration against NanoTrasen by Bryce Richter 2 points

Medbay ticketed for being bloody by Bryce Richter 2 points

Strange Fellow ticketed for dying, but not really by Bryce Richter 0 points

Triston Newton ticketed for illegally and recklessly firing his revolver at a NanoTrasen official. I'm not even a Head! by Bryce Richter 1 points

the crew ticketed for not seeing the lesson behind a fire safety inspection by Trevor Dantooine 0 points

god ticketed for getting Gavin Roadman all over the shuttle floor, I mean how are we going to get the stains out? by Tombi Tokuro 0 points

prime killer tomato ticketed for their intent to kill by Tombi Tokuro 0 points

this officer ticketed for dying by Jeffery Jefferson 0 points

nuclear device ticketed for Arming itself without proper authorization. by Casey Spark 0 points

This black leaf ticketed for to house it by Bunman #13046 0 points

Lisa Lisa ticketed for Lighting a man on fire. by Casey Spark 0 points

Lisa Lisa ticketed for Openly wielding a flamethrower, setting off fire alarms. by Casey Spark 0 points

Tale Titan ticketed for Hacking security equipment by Casey Spark 0 points

Xavier Ashbaugh ticketed for Wielding and firing a flamethrower, barging into security to get it back after having it confiscated. by Casey Spark 0 points

Ishta Lamb ticketed for Trying to strip a security officer in the hallway. by Casey Spark 0 points

Dean David ticketed for Dean David has added 'ICBM' to the backpack! by Casey Spark 1 points

Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for Snitching on himself. by Casey Spark 0 points

Ishta Lamb ticketed for Losing their butt. by Casey Spark 0 points

LATINO FIREEEEEEE ticketed for Ramming me with a hypothetical magical bull. by Casey Spark 0 points

some guy that dissapeared into a 8ball ticketed for Avoiding the action by Casey Spark 0 points

Several cockroaches ticketed for Jumping into the lava pool in a harmonic sequence. by Casey Spark 1 points

Drone PCB-87 ticketed for Jumping into the lava pool. by Casey Spark 0 points

Drone RZK-81 ticketed for Jumping into the lava pool. by Casey Spark 0 points

Bunman #13045 ticketed for Trying to close the pool without proper authorization. by Casey Spark 0 points

Bunman #13045 ticketed for Jumping into the lava pool. by Casey Spark 0 points

James Lequack ticketed for Pool floor slippery with no sign in sight. by Casey Spark 0 points

toxins ticketed for fucking exploding by Jeffery Jefferson 1 points

the guy who blew toxins up ticketed for blowing toxins up by being shit at their job by Jeffery Jefferson 1 points

James Lequack ticketed for Jumping into the pool. by Casey Spark 0 points

Nolan Stone ticketed for Jumping into the lava pool. by Casey Spark 0 points

Boggy Sloan ticketed for Jumping into the lava pool. by Casey Spark 0 points

Garry Bennett ticketed for Jumping into the lava pool by Casey Spark 0 points