sentient singularityticketed fortoo fat. lose some weight.byAlyx Lester0points
Gertrude Lunaticketed forI don't know, they asked to be ticketed. Who am I to deny this.byCal Mooberly0points
officer lubeticketed forbeing too effectivebyKaiden Mitchell0points
Violet Kirschticketed forEncouraging people to suicide.byGober Kurfaus0points
Wubboticketed forBeing a doofus.byGober Kurfaus0points
Speaks With Starsticketed forhaving no idea what they're doing with a gravity mechcomp toolbyGwyndolyn Blackwell0points
Honky the Clownticketed forstealing OH SHIT SOMEONES DYING I GOTTA GObyChad Gears0points
Putting Box Ta in a morgue chute without consentticketed forHelp my keyboard brokebyVivienne Katzenberger0points
Robotics Departmentticketed forIncorrectly securing Officer Honey Checkers' new leg, causing it fall off on duty and litter the hallways. Please be more mindful.byEzra Lyedelle0points
Has Teethticketed forbrain beefing is so crungebyAlyx Lester0points
Monkey Chumblesticketed forCausing an excessive amount of damage, pain and destruction to the ship and the ship security force.byCliff Smirnov0points
BEE Checkersticketed forNoise pollution of the highest degreebyCash Bologna0points
Cunt Dicksticketed forvandalismbyFlames Petrovic1points
The human buttticketed forbeing DISGUSTING and LEWDbyRico Geravo0points
Dave Brownticketed forOh, woops, Hazel already wrote one.byRupert Wilde0points
Dave Brownticketed forPublic urination.byHazel Aran0points
Monkey Chumbles the Mimeticketed forIllegal firearms possessionbyRupert Wilde0points
Andy Macquireticketed forMaking a byHazel Aran0points
Thomas Fosterticketed forFlamethrowing the entire stationbyJerry Rage0points
Kallian Joubert, Medical Doctorticketed forbee murderbyJaden Warren0points
Kallian Joubert, Medical Doctorticketed forimpersonating an officerbyJaden Warren0points
Bur Nableticketed forBank Pin violates nanotrasens policy on pins. too easy to guessbyDr. Worm0points
Has Teethticketed forCLAIMING to be powerful but not being so.byCal Mooberly0points
Gober Kurfaus, Medical Directorticketed forextreme medical malpractice. At the start of this shift, he couldn't figure out how to make potassium iodide after 3 attempts. The p-medbay's home location was blocked despite several PDA messages and a medical alert from the Chief Engineer, who died of a heart attackbyBur Nable0points
Wubboticketed forfaking a murderbyGert Abdule0points
Joan Johnsonticketed forMass terrorismbyYinzate Agiusdorus0points
Rico Geravoticketed forFarting in a sec officer's face. being a general stinkybyRuby Williams0points
Olya Belakovaticketed forMaking a mess of glass shards and weird stuffbyLawrence Whemair0points
Briar Beeswixticketed forDangerous driving, careful in the public hallways!byRupert Wilde0points
Security Departmentticketed forTrying to steal my fancy red armorbyMicheal Walker0points
Weird drone thingsticketed forCausing a public disturbance and destroying the once-beautiful Science Department with their weird blue floors. Shameful!byRupert Wilde0points
Simpyticketed forCreating a bomb without a bomb-making licence. When pressed, they showed a clown college diploma instead. Shameful!byRupert Wilde0points
Speaks With Starsticketed forBeing a stinky boy and setting off a banana grenade in the halls. Don't you know that we're trained to run away from the sound of a grenade pin being pulled?byRupert Wilde0points
Cal Mooberlyticketed forTackling someone so hard that his PDA exploded their leg.byFleur DeLaCreme0points
sanichuticketed forAssualt of other peoplebyMaddox Beck0points
Ms.Licoriceticketed forAssualt of a peace officersbyMaddox Beck0points
The Entire Security Departmentticketed forNot attempting to secure and contain any individuals who enter the breaches in the security department.byHey Rose0points
The Entire Security Departmentticketed forGrand incompetence, contaminating evidence with their FILTHY FUCKING FINGERS.byHey Rose1points
Fire Elementalticketed forFor shooting a fireball at me, forcing me to kill you and ABSORB YOUR VERY ESSENSE, YOUR SOUL IS MINE! YOUR POWERS ARE MINE!byLab Jones1points
Hal the Hal Vampticketed forBeing a bloodsucker and nomming people, but you did burn pretty good, kinda pogbyLab Jones1points
Mark Billerticketed forNot getting me bananabyFunky Lil Man0points
Constantly Lubing the Floors, Punching People, Stealing Sec Equipmentticketed forAlso he smellsbyLab Jones0points
That Rad Clownspiderticketed forbeing too sick nasty radical for this station. We cannot have this much cool on here!byAmanda Ewans0points
The Captainticketed forhaving cigarettes on the station that are too expensive. This complaint was made by the QM department.byAmanda Ewans0points
Cal Mooberlyticketed forHATREDbyHas Teeth0points
Happy the mimeticketed forUnregulated usage of firey artifact. Endagerment of personnel. General trouble.byTooh Pakh0points
Cal Mooberlyticketed forVomiting on the brand new floor of robotics.byWHZ-Mobile0points
Simon Broomticketed forBreaking into EVA storagebyJohanna Winter0points
Honky the Honk ticketed forFucking shot Tooty oh my god, theres blood everywherebyYinzate Agiusdorus0points
Tate Cainticketed forbeing a horse or something i wasnt really paying attentionbyDr. Worm0points
Tate Cainticketed forbreaking into EVAbyYinzate Agiusdorus0points
Honky the Honk ticketed forIdentity theftbyYinzate Agiusdorus0points
Luna Rayneticketed forFailing to maintain the proper hair color.byHazel Aran0points
Barry Bojanglesticketed forDisorderly Conduct: Total drunken looser, he is messing up the bar and throwing bottles and people, including security staff.byDavid Karson0points
Jerry Rageticketed forDerelict of DutybyDavid Karson0points
Grandpa Plingticketed forBreaking into security using a mulebot.byHazel Aran0points
Samuel Crookticketed forBreaking into security using a mulebot.byHazel Aran0points
bumblespiderticketed forBeing too cutebyEllie Marshmallow0points
Georgeticketed forToo good boybyEllie Marshmallow0points