Tickets - Goon Hub

Christopher Firewood ticketed for chimpers by Rusty Bottom 0 points

Adrian Clarke ticketed for trespassing on security territory by Rusty Bottom 0 points

Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for Celebrating Crimemas instead of Spacemas by Gabriel Mercury 2 points

the crew ticketed for not celebrating Spacemas properly by Gabriel Mercury 0 points

Vish Ace ticketed for teleporting without a teleportation permit by John Johnson 0 points

Cyborg Beta-78 ticketed for Messing around with a lighter by Honey Nutt 0 points

Tooty ticketed for continuing to wrestle me for reasons that are still not adequately explained by Honey Nutt 3 points

tooty ticketed for hurricane kicking me for no reason by Honey Nutt 1 points

Glucose Polysaturate ticketed for punching a lovebird by Honey Nutt 1 points

X-Drone ticketed for not filling out proper job application paperwork, destroying everything by Honey Nutt 3 points

Salami Sam ticketed for staring wistfully into jail by Honey Nutt 2 points

Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for having your heart turn into a bee that you cannot look after becase your heart turned into a bee, killing you by Honey Nutt 5 points

Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for talking about pissing into a bottle on the public radio, literally the moment i arrived on the station by Honey Nutt 3 points

Medbay ticketed for Lack of cleanliness by Eddie Today 0 points

Bartender ticketed for Serving ketchup and compost. What is this a budget farm brewery? by Blackhole Moon 3 points

Xaviens Mizin ticketed for dying on company time by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Bruce Feufer ticketed for making erebite arrows and causing hull breaches by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Kaden Mens ticketed for being covered in monkey blood and smelling of murder by Listel Sheerfield 5 points

Kurt Baker ticketed for what is this banksy shit by Mercy O`Fogg 1 points

Trest Durinste ticketed for witchcraft by Mercy O`Fogg 0 points

Stephen Rhinehart ticketed for making bacon cake. what is wrong with you by Mercy O`Fogg 0 points

Curtis Braun ticketed for critical hat defacement, wasting acid, lounging by Mercy O`Fogg 0 points

Gabriel Mercury ticketed for missuse of the public electric chair by Rusty Bottom 6 points

Tooty Dooty ticketed for abandoning his job to watch the diner blow up from a less safe distance away by Rusty Bottom 0 points

Captain Drunk ticketed for having a bad liver by Rusty Bottom 1 points

Disembodied sentient limbs ticketed for defying mother nature by Rusty Bottom 0 points

Jamar Rogers ticketed for trying to style on an officer of the law and not succeeding by Rusty Bottom 0 points

Bunman Malone ticketed for working on his tan in the hallway like he owns the place by Rusty Bottom 0 points

Horse Horsington ticketed for Suiciding in another man's body. by Dean David 0 points

The shuttle calling nerd ticketed for Being in such a hurry. What do you have going on that's so important? by Lurkey Lots 0 points

Vinny Owens ticketed for Being a huge nerd and throwing exploding tomatos at a guy in a white coat. by Lurkey Lots 0 points

Lurkey Lots ticketed for infesting the station with fermids in a vain attempt to kill the wizard by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Tod Sodly ticketed for proposing to light toxins on fire and then not actually doing it, the coward by Listel Sheerfield 5 points

James Paxton ticketed for filling the station with paper planes. You are a wonderful artist, but this is ILLEGAL by Listel Sheerfield 5 points

Roman Lawhon ticketed for being bad at shuttle boarding by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Roman Lawhon ticketed for encouraging station destruction by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for pretending that they have friends by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Cassandra Desmere ticketed for ::WARNING:: attempting to hold and cage a bee within the mechanics room. They are not our pets. Shame on you. by Mot Cumberton 2 points

'Captain' (mysterious hooded person) ticketed for Unauthorized magic and shenanigans. Outrageous. Grow up, pal, we gotta a station to run here. by Mot Cumberton 1 points

Trevor Valmiere ticketed for Kneckbeard is TOO long and unkept. Give it a trim please. Thank you. by Mot Cumberton 0 points

emma ticketed for CRIME by Jeffery Jefferson 0 points

Edmund Fitzgerald ticketed for Leaving his PDA opoen by Apprentice Xagon 0 points

Maddox Green ticketed for swearing, having an unlocked traitor PDA in their name by Roman Lawhon 0 points

swearing, having an unlocked traitor PDA in their name ticketed for oh shit by Roman Lawhon 0 points

lolwhy the clown ticketed for Depriving the crew of joy by removing its clown mask by Simon Fisher 0 points

Syndicate ticketed for offering hope to the FILTHY CRIMERS on the crew by Noah Best 0 points

the murder machine ticketed for very inefficent at its job by Stephen Rhinehart 0 points

Monty Swoopa ticketed for possession of a flamethrower without a permit. shameful by Bryce Richter 0 points

Servant of Satan ticketed for Wholesale of souls without proper tax permits by Horatio Vermont 0 points

urist pul ticketed for aha by Chad Chadson -3 points

urist paul ticketed for haha by Chad Chadson -4 points

Urist Paul ticketed for haha by Chad Chadson -4 points

Urist Paul ticketed for haha by Chad Chadson -3 points

Doctor Crime ticketed for Lilbel towards a security officer by Angela Ziegler 0 points

the entire crew ticketed for Choosing Clarion by Fab Houlous 1 points

The Hivemind ticketed for Bickering like CHILDREN by Escha Thermic 1 points

Nat Pennington ticketed for for being a little crybaby by Gabriel Mercury 0 points

Ace Victor ticketed for smelling like an outhouse that died by John Johnson 0 points

unassuming security officer ticketed for ejecting their awesome cartridge, so I can write THEM tickets HEH by John Johnson 5 points

Bennett Wood ticketed for stealin' the RCD like a pro by Mercy O`Fogg 0 points

The crew ticketed for not acting civilized in the shuttle, -20% funding by Rusty Bottom 0 points

Security ticketed for not keeping their lockers locked from greyshirts and other hooligans. -10% funding by Rusty Bottom 0 points

Engineering ticketed for Not fixing the badly scorched part of a public hallway. -10% funding by Rusty Bottom 0 points

The Owner of the werewolf ticketed for not keeping their pet in a leash by Rusty Bottom 1 points

Engineering ticketed for No air in the hallway. -10% funding by Rusty Bottom 0 points

Janitor ticketed for not keeping the arrivals tidy, tarnishing any first impressions people coming in have for the station. -10% future funding by Rusty Bottom 0 points

The ground ticketed for quakes and rumbling violently by Nick Lowe 1 points

Drago Kitterson ticketed for Threatening staff. by Logan Sweetleaf 0 points

others on shuttle ticketed for for almost dying. i don't want to be sad by Roger Briner 1 points

science ticketed for MAKING THE HALLWAY CRISP! by Roger Briner 0 points

AI ticketed for BAD RULES by Roger Briner 0 points

door ticketed for zapping people by Roger Briner 0 points

Welding fueltank ticketed for being so boom by Roger Briner 0 points

medbay ticketed for no clown town :( by Roger Briner 0 points

Escape Hallway ticketed for NO AIR by Roger Briner 0 points

dead guy ticketed for so sad by Roger Briner 0 points

bar ticketed for Puke is slippery by Roger Briner 0 points

Ape investation ticketed for monki by Roger Briner 0 points

Moon Factory Iota ticketed for Not being a Moon, a Factory, or an Iota despite the name implying all of that. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points

That dude over there ticketed for Lame attempt at bringing a tank transfer valve to the escape shuttle by Fab Houlous 0 points

Judas Iscariot ticketed for Twirling his moustache without a licence by Fab Houlous 0 points

Jake Addams ticketed for Bringing in multiple noise-maker artifacts by Fab Houlous 0 points

drone FJE-39 ticketed for looking like a killbot by James Kreiger 0 points

chemistry departmen ticketed for not making drugs by James Kreiger 0 points

chemistry department ticketed for blowing self up by James Kreiger 0 points

botany department ticketed for not growing dank weed by James Kreiger 0 points

Jevil Chaos ticketed for making super-compressed prison loaf without a permit by Borstig Ragnvaldsson 0 points

Ringo Honkagain ticketed for Bleeding on the clean floor and dying horribly by Jim Braun 0 points

Horse Horsington ticketed for casually breaking into engineering without even saying hello first by Nicolas Wheeler 0 points

Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for being vulnerable to holy water by Listel Sheerfield 3 points

Regular Human ticketed for What, do you believe in scientology? "we dont even need science" by Sybil Vader 0 points

uh huh ticketed for attacked someone? by Red Aragner 0 points

Armando Keppel ticketed for Beat the SHIT outta Draven and never apologized. Later that same year his meats would be rendered useless because of animal rights activists. by Sybil Vader 0 points

Ivan Whygodanov ticketed for being a dead wizard by Reginald Farting 0 points

Autismo ticketed for Having quite the problomatic name. by Reginald Farting 0 points

Gannon Isaman ticketed for Hit an officer and never apologized, that officer later came down with clinical depression and died a week later in space. by Sybil Vader 2 points

The chef ticketed for You have not served me, and as such I will issue this warning. by John Doe 0 points

Clara ticketed for Commiting Suicide by Ace Victor 0 points