Tickets - Goon Hub

Mark Swan the Clowny mc Clown C ticketed for Being a Clown by Dayton Parker 0 points

Mark Swan the Clowny mc Clown C ticketed for Vandalism by Dayton Parker 0 points

THAT ONE GOD DAMN SYNDICATE ASSHOLE ticketed for KILLING DABS MCCOY, MY GOD DAMN BUDDYCOP. HE WAS A WEEK FROM RETIREMENT YOU FUCKS by Digornio Pizzarelli 3 points

Santa Claus ticketed for Littering the GOD DAMN HALLWAY with CANDY and shit like E. COLI ICE CREAM. by Digornio Pizzarelli 0 points

Robotics ticketed for Giving the murderous werewolf tread legs after EXPLICITLY being told NOT TO DO AS SUCH. by Digornio Pizzarelli 1 points

Tony Batten ticketed for Melted someone's face cleaning up chocolate by Tony Batten 0 points

Badonk Adonk ticketed for You're still bad. It's been 15 years since space high school, and you haven't changed at all! by Sugar Beeman 1 points

Digornio Pizzarelli ticketed for Making me dance in exchange for my life! What a fiend! by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Badonk Adonk ticketed for A naughty motherhonker who beat little old one-armed me within an inch of my life! by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Carl Brutanadilewski ticketed for Unsolicited tossing of your HOP into one of your silly portals, ripping off my nice arm! by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Sora Ceele ticketed for Sleeping in the cloud of N2O, on the job! by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Andromeda von Lucifuge ticketed for Jumping off the escape shuttle mid-flight into the vastness of the channel. Sad! by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Andromeda Von Lucifuge ticketed for Contagious positivity when there's still a wizard afoot! by Sugar Beeman 0 points

A BUNCH OF DADS JUST HANGING OUT AND HAVING FUN ticketed for Don't have too much fun y'all. by Harrison Sommer 0 points

DISCOUNT SYNDICATE ASSOCIATION ticketed for Stupidity. by Harrison Sommer 0 points

BEASTLY HATS ticketed for Illegal gang activity. by Harrison Sommer 0 points

BEASTLY HATS ticketed for Illegal gang activity by Harrison Sommer 0 points

Solar Flare ticketed for Triggering one second before I hit send on a long general comms message. by Alfie Indigo 0 points

Liliy Rothchild ticketed for Flashing Mrs. Daria Moore while being invisible by Gavin Nedry 0 points

Badonk Adonk ticketed for Break and enter into teleporter room by Danny Donny 0 points

Steel Void in Genetics ticketed for Glowing so much that my eyes hurt. by Sergio Bucketguy 0 points

Nancy McFancy ticketed for being bad at hacking doors. by Sergio Bucketguy 0 points

Maggy Jager-Voigt ticketed for doubting my position as captain of this vessel. by Jade Harley 0 points

Krustard ticketed for Being a Clown by Dayton Parker -1 points

the AI ticketed for being rude and shocking me and also taunting me with twisted mind games like a psycho clown by Herb Baker 0 points

Zoey Vand ticketed for Committing acts of vandalism during a court session by Gavin Nedry 0 points

buttcrab ticketed for biblefarting shenanigans by Rusty Bottom 0 points

Horse Horsington ticketed for smelling like hay and crime by Rusty Bottom 0 points

The entire martian race ticketed for screaming by Tommy Football 1 points

Isiah Walmund ticketed for Not being cool enough for Tommy Football. by Tommy Football 0 points

Tommy Football ticketed for For being way to cool for school. Like, DAMN! This guy's just way to cool and also handsome and strong! by Tommy Football 0 points

Sabastian Thursday ticketed for Vandalism and fleeing the scene of a crime by Derrick Sholl 0 points

Duke Day ticketed for Harassment of HoP by Danny Donny 0 points

Harrison Sommer ticketed for blowing up the test chamber AGAIN by Yasmin Voraes 0 points

Harrison Sommer ticketed for animal 'cruelty', if you know what I mean. Blowing up monkeys by Yasmin Voraes 0 points

Lanny Jackson ticketed for beating a monkey without a permit by Yasmin Voraes 0 points

Ada Whipple ticketed for Getting high on air by Dabe Stridrer 0 points

Graham Harsman ticketed for briefly igniting me by Isabella Slaughter 1 points

Graham Harsman ticketed for not having bank records by Isabella Slaughter 0 points

Graham Harsman ticketed for igniting a fine by Isabella Slaughter 0 points

Graham Harsman ticketed for igniting two tickets by Isabella Slaughter 0 points

Abheek Uneholfen ticketed for breaking into engineering storage and stealing a pair of insulated gloves by Isabella Slaughter 0 points

Drago Kitterson ticketed for Being a MASSIVE dork by Jeffery Jefferson 0 points

Harrison Sommer ticketed for gang related graffiti by Stella Carmine 0 points

doctors ticketed for being mean to stephen by Dabe Stridrer 1 points

the clown ticketed for being a silly billy, a wacky nancy, a crazy maccy by Dabe Stridrer 0 points

kudzu ticketed for mass religious hysteria by Knight Torun 0 points

Rico Keyes ticketed for theft of all access and command headset through mail network by Daniel Suthers 0 points

The blob ticketed for illegal quantities of pizza consumption by Vincent Pizzapasta 1 points

Johnathan Daemon ticketed for for endorsing vore by Vincent Pizzapasta 0 points

All the misguided fools who fed themselves to he blob ticketed for vore by Vincent Pizzapasta 0 points

Ouija board ghosts ticketed for Not making any goddamn sense by Ryder Poley 0 points

Everyone ticketed for Being dumb and killing themselves for a plant by Llewys Dawes 2 points

sewage ticketed for smelling bad and being nasty by Dabe Stridrer 1 points

NOOT ticketed for getting in the way of security activity by rigging the entrance with a banana peel. by Daniel Suthers 0 points

admins ticketed for causing a poor mechanic to die by Dabe Stridrer 0 points

Jeni Denton ticketed for terrible law recommendation, has doomed the station and the silicons by Knight Torun 0 points

Knight Torun ticketed for Issuing Tickets without valid reason, keeping crew members in handcufs by Fitz Moore 2 points

Fitz Moore ticketed for mass production of illegal weaponry by Knight Torun 0 points

Asher Grey ticketed for Breaking into Security Armory. by Daniel Suthers 0 points

Decim Flickinger ticketed for Throwing a glass at the clown. by Gavin Nedry 0 points

Decim Flickinger ticketed for Punching the clown by Gavin Nedry 0 points

dr floorpills ticketed for you know what you did by Dr. Floorpills 2 points

Gore Emcee ticketed for Tried to sell the ai, very funny but also very illegal by Dr. Floorpills 0 points

Fenton Straub ticketed for Assault, theft by Knight Torun 0 points

Phil Miller ticketed for Mething an officer with intent to distribute by Sugar Beeman 0 points

Lily White ticketed for Getting a ravenous bird to assault me via magic, getting Ted Bear to assault me. Having the brig in shambles. Get out. Just go, get out. I don't care just leave by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 0 points

Darren Marcotte ticketed for questioning the physics of crates by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Sugar Beeman ticketed for beating up people for their lunch money by Listel Sheerfield 1 points

Jameson Hirleman ticketed for running around with shields up by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Roman Lawhon ticketed for stealing my ice cream and then eating it by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Heinrich Harrow ticketed for not respecting money by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Emily claire ticketed for IM STILL MAD ABOUT THE DONUTS by Dabe Stridrer 1 points

Emily Claire ticketed for Stole sec's donuts by Dabe Stridrer 0 points

golden statue of Goku ticketed for Not actually doing anything. Giving no indications that he's Goku, standing silently still in the Chapel, Jaywalking. by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 1 points

Dr. Floorpills ticketed for Multiplying via suicide, filling the station's valuable chairs with his cadavers. All those fine leather seats, permanently ruined. You're a sin, Floorpills. by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 0 points

Stanley Stanley ticketed for Attempting to coax the barman into an awful centuries-old pun, and successfully doing so, with an awful, awful laugh. by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 0 points

Lou Lopez the Clown ticketed for Losing his mask and going braindead. Shameful. by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 0 points

Revs in Sec ticketed for Smoke grenading yourselves by Ion Storm-Rainbow 0 points

CUTIE ticketed for Allowing Animal Cruelty to take hold within our glorious shitty station. For shame! by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 0 points

Toothy ticketed for Being a vampire officer clown and treading on my cigarette to suck my blood. You won't hear the end of this, creep. by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 0 points

Buttcrab ticketed for GETTING BIGGER JESUS CHRIST, IT'S LIKE HE'S TURNING INTO A THERMONUCLEAR REACTOR. by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 0 points

The Clown ticketed for Failing to slip me, then slipping me when I started to ticket him. by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 0 points

tooty the clown person ticketed for MAKING HALLWAYS UNSAFE by Rico Keyes 0 points

Buttcrab ticketed for Existing in spite of God's will by Richard Cooper 0 points

Buttcrab ticketed for Polluting the air. by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 1 points

The Clown ticketed for Going 50Mph in a school zone. You'll run over some dude's kid, you PUNK! by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 0 points

Larry Stonks ticketed for Asking to 1v1 me on a fortnite custom map. Get the fuck out. by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 0 points

Zachariah Fields ticketed for bible farting,post mordem. by Katherine Reid 0 points

Zoey Vand ticketed for making these drinks just too bloody good! by Brian Livingstone 0 points

Johnatan Friday the Law ticketed for Getting beaten up by revs without fighting back by Tooty Dooty 0 points

Defective Buddycop Dog rialB ticketed for Consuming the Bartender Whole. We may be renegades, but we aren't goddamn awful cops. by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 1 points

Space Macaw ticketed for Having the avian flu without proper license and registration by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 0 points

KAW-AI ticketed for Using OWOspeak. The bar was set low, but you somehow managed to dig all the way with the damn bar to space china. Jesus christ. by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 3 points

Scruffy Johnson ticketed for Attempting to bribe me to be quiet after witnessing him drop illicit weaponry by dropping more illicit weaponry. by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 0 points

Warcrimes and/or Gerhazo ticketed for Making everything goddamn tilted and at a weird goddamn angle, enough to make it so that my brain gets somewhat confused at the entire layout. I can't tell if I'm getting nauseous or dizzy, I really don't know it's just throwing me for a loop. Jesus christ by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 0 points

Space Shark ticketed for Swimming in place, menacingly. I thought sharks need to move to stay alive, is this fucking thing dead? by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 0 points

Dan Tulsa ticketed for Causing me to slip on his own vomit during an investigation. Fuck you, stop wasting valuable police resources! by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 0 points

Raul Stall ticketed for Attempting to make me arrest an article of clothing. Buddy, I'm the police, not the fashion police. by Dirty Larry Renegade Cop 1 points

Gavin Nedry ticketed for Ticketed me by Tony Batten 1 points