Tickets - Goon Hub

Teo ticketed for Removing mime's brain after being told to remove mime's eyeballs by Rick Maverick 0 points

Albert Wonk the mime ticketed for typing with a white crayon on white paper by Rick Maverick 0 points

Albert Wonk the mime ticketed for flashing himself with the goal of making himself blind? by Rick Maverick 0 points

the AI not understanding accents, and being a doorknob ticketed for oh by Hungry Moon 0 points

Jayden Mcloskey ticketed for Being on fire and slipping on gibs, without a permit by Hungry Moon 0 points

Cold monolith ticketed for Borging people without permit, rhyme, or reason by Hungry Moon 0 points

jason Brody ticketed for Not having a back account so I can fine you by Hungry Moon 0 points

Botany ticketed for Errecting the Iron Curntain MK II by Hungry Moon 0 points

Engineering ticketed for Burning and spacing the warehouse by Hungry Moon 0 points

Borg ticketed for Breaking the music by Hungry Moon 0 points

Borg ticketed for Not having cat drugs by Hungry Moon 0 points

Shuttle ticketed for Unsafe scooting on shuttle chairs by Cherry Fields 0 points

Engineering ticketed for Breaking the laws of physics by Cherry Fields 0 points

Engineering ticketed for Smoking Hazard by Cherry Fields 0 points

Clown ticketed for Obstruction of closing door by Cherry Fields 0 points

Vera Hewes ticketed for Dumb looking helmet by Cherry Fields 0 points

NSS DESTINY ticketed for Livestock roaming the corridors by Cherry Fields 0 points

The Escape Shuttle ticketed for Turning into pizza. Psychadelic pizza. by Adam Nehaldo's skeleton 0 points

Literally the entire station. ticketed for Being covered in vodka. How the fuck did you even manage this? by Adam Nehaldo's skeleton 0 points

Chapel ticketed for Grafitti. Grafitti everywhere. by Adam Nehaldo's skeleton 0 points

The brig ticketed for Being easily accessable. Anyone could walk out. Unacceptable. by Adam Nehaldo's skeleton 0 points

Whatever the fuck was in here. ticketed for HELL LITERALLY IS THAT NOISE JESUS CHRIST! by Adam Nehaldo's skeleton 0 points

Security ticketed for Leaving your work area easily accessable by the public. by Adam Nehaldo's skeleton 0 points

Medical Staff ticketed for Puke everywhere on the floor. Also, an unpowered medbay is an unhappy medbay. by Adam Nehaldo's skeleton 0 points

Airbridge ticketed for Still being bugged beyond belief. Seriously, how hard is it to have oxygen here? by Adam Nehaldo's skeleton 0 points

Janitor ticketed for Leaving several areas, including the hallway, in a state of disgusting disarray. by Adam Nehaldo's skeleton 0 points

Chef ticketed for Filling your work area with birds and leaving a dead rat, several potatoes, plates, a rolling pin, and pills on the floor. by Adam Nehaldo 1 points

Bartender ticketed for Leaving your work area in a mess. No clear attempt to clean it up appears to have been made. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points

Jayden Foster ticketed for leaving his PDA in the bridge where anyone could mess around and print tickets with it by Julian Stough-Jackson 0 points

Albert the Monkey ticketed for Carrying a fucking gun, Having a space suit wihout permission by Nathan Sanford 0 points

CM Munkey ticketed for Causing a riot at Genetics, assaulting the CSO by Nathan Sanford 0 points

Ereven Nailo ticketed for being a creepy perv by Wiggles Wigglesby 0 points

Ray Ation ticketed for making things all tilted and weird by Wiggles Wigglesby 0 points

the aI ticketed for making m0nk3y trap by Wiggles Wigglesby 0 points

Nikloas Singh ticketed for messing with power by Wiggles Wigglesby 0 points

Rick Maverick ticketed for Possesion of ALL the cigarettes by Hungry Moon 0 points

Curufinwe Feanor ticketed for Flooding the waiting room with water. by Drake Fisher 0 points

Uriel Marcotte ticketed for executing without sufficient (or any) evidence, Vigilante justice by George Patton 0 points

Trent Durniste ticketed for potentially murdering the janitor in your "training" sessions. I hope you understand if they die you'll be taking their assignments by George Patton 0 points

Everyone ticketed for All the god damned meth EVERYWHERE by Schmitty Jameson 0 points

Urist Paul ticketed for Trying to drink the entire damn Meth ocean by George Patton 0 points

Mot Cumberton ticketed for Walking into my quarters seemingly just to watch me change by George Patton 0 points

Dr. Kay and Ms. Licorice ticketed for attempting to cut access to the bridge. Nanotrasen doesn't care about your childish antics or the destruction of four floor tiles and two walls. I do however, and they won't send a shuttle if they don't know we're alive by George Patton 0 points

Herb Garden ticketed for spilling unknown chemicals on the captain and unleashing projectile vomit everywhere in escape by George Patton 0 points

Brackenridge the AI ticketed for obstruction by Rick Maverick 0 points

genetics ticketed for making a captain in swimming trunks clean it up and also exploding by Rick Maverick 0 points

Kadashi Sky ticketed for noise pollution by uncontrollably shouting by Rick Maverick 0 points

Unstoppable Killing Machine ticketed for being an Unstoppable Killing Machine by Regular Human 0 points

Tod Sodly ticketed for Public drunkenness and unruliness by Noah Buttes 0 points

Meat cube ticketed for burning the last ticket on "Under section 294717 sub section 298895B, Meat cubes are not allowed to ride Buff-R-Matic 300's" by Hungry Moon 0 points

Meat Cube ticketed for Under section 294717 sub section 298895B, Meat cubes are not allowed to ride Buff-R-Matic 300's by Hungry Moon 0 points

Roco Berry ticketed for We need to meet our ticket quoata by Hungry Moon 0 points

Meat cube ticketed for being a cubey meats by Hungry Moon 0 points

The station ticketed for 3 explosions is not lucky, especially when each wipes out a department by Hungry Moon 0 points

The bar ticketed for Not resisting the explosion by Hungry Moon 0 points

George patton ticketed for For screaming "help" by Hungry Moon 0 points

Erik Schaeffer ticketed for Venting Cargo. Make sure to close the shutters! by Alec Ryan 0 points

Rico Berry ticketed for Stealing my PDA while I was looking at the manifest and using it to send annoying messages to people. Not cool dude by George Patton 0 points

My Left Arm ticketed for Getting blown off in the weak explosion in the Escape Arm by George Patton 0 points

Whoever had like five microbomb implants ticketed for Blowing up the escape arm. You didn't get me, and I'm not amused by George Patton 2 points

Scrungo Beepis ticketed for Being an Elvis wannabe and setting my ass on fire with his Satanic bullshit by George Patton 0 points

Horse Horsington ticketed for Breaking the speed limit by Regular Human 0 points

the entire security team ticketed for this whole sorry debacle by Regular Human 0 points

Horse Manne ticketed for Being spooky by Regular Human 0 points

Chemistry ticketed for Hoarding all the damn oxygen and electricity by Regular Human 0 points

Willy Ring ticketed for Being Invisible by Regular Human 0 points

Dead Cockroach/Genetecist ticketed for Turning himself into a cockroach and getting squished by Regular Human 0 points

Engine ticketed for UNACCEPTABLE by Regular Human 0 points

the clown ticketed for not being funny by Regular Human 0 points

weird albino dude ticketed for existing by Regular Human 0 points

Flesh Firesuit ticketed for BEING FUCKING CREEPY JESUS CHRIST by Regular Human 0 points

THE BUTTON ticketed for BEING PRESSED by Regular Human 0 points

Courtroom ticketed for Being a pool by Regular Human 0 points

Primary Hallway ticketed for Being unlit and covered in scorchmarks by Regular Human 0 points

Sergio Walker ticketed for dying on the job, causing a shuttle call by Moses Campbell 0 points

Exploding without a permit ticketed for exploding without a permit by Regular Human 0 points

Dexter Grifflez ticketed for fug by Regular Human 0 points

Horatio Jiggles ticketed for Unauthorized Euphoria by Regular Human 0 points

All the people with over a dozen radios ticketed for I'm already dying in this box, stop trying to murder my ears too by George Patton 0 points

a grody clown ticketed for getting unmasked, and showing his gnarly as hell face by Jack Eye 0 points

space dog ticketed for threatening a crew member by Jack Eye 0 points

a Grody Clown ticketed for flashing me and shoving me in a damn box like a piece of garbage. You're not MIB material and you're not funny, clown by George Patton 0 points

The entire crew ticketed for bringing wild fuckin animals onto the shuttle by Jack Eye 0 points

Almost Frank Ostello ticketed for selling illegal rum by Jack Eye 0 points

Granadillo Graves ticketed for causing a bar fight in the shuttle by Jack Eye 0 points

Granadillo Graves ticketed for assaulting the clown by Jack Eye 0 points

a grody clown ticketed for assaulting an officer by Jack Eye 0 points

Regular Human ticketed for carrying around a decapitated human head on a pike, clearly violating OSHA code #421 by Jack Eye 0 points

Regular Human ticketed for burning himself alive by Jack Eye 0 points

Regular Human ticketed for burning up his previous ticket, and causing a fire hazard by Jack Eye 0 points

Adam Nehaldo ticketed for speaking through 5 fucking radios at once by Jack Eye 0 points

a grody clown ticketed for having the audacity to clog the radio with screams for help by Jack Eye 0 points

Bar ticketed for having a bunch of weird sacrificial shit in it by Jack Eye 0 points

WEED ticketed for NEED PAPERS MAYN by Willy Ring 0 points

Adam Nehaldo ticketed for Saying crew when you meant crime. Very disappointed in you...me...myself...maybe? by Adam Nehaldo 0 points

The Skeleton ticketed for That was not epiphrene by Hungry Moon 0 points

Ms. Licorice ticketed for not having enough cash for a bribe by Willy Ring 0 points

Ms. Licorice ticketed for being a clown on a Monday by Willy Ring 0 points

Riley Bell ticketed for unlicensed fliptonium consumption, spinning in public by Jackson Schmidt 0 points

Clown ticketed for just a good measure by Jackson Schmidt 0 points