Tickets

Prospector Pete ticketed for For being a Ling, and an obstruction to justice, and a bad influence on the station, and so on and so forth. by Phum Bolle 0 points

Prospector Pete ticketed for Ling by Phum Bolle 0 points

Honk Master ticketed for Doing clown stuff? by Dan Kelly 0 points

Spraynard Kruger ticketed for Eccessive smugness by Urist Tannhauser 0 points

Montgommery Scott ticketed for Wasting police time by Urist Tannhauser 0 points

Geoff Honkington Jr. ticketed for Illegal haircutting. by Urist Tannhauser 0 points

Loira Pelton ticketed for Skating right through the bounds of real-space. Wicked sick, but highly illegal. by Urist Tannhauser 0 points

Loira Pelton ticketed for Skateboarding in the pool. How is that even possible? by Urist Tannhauser 0 points

Joe Banooners ticketed for Petty ticket dispensing by Joe Banooners 0 points

Swosksilo Hembelimbi ticketed for Burning a ticket for AGGRAVATED ANIMAL CRUELTY by Joe Banooners 0 points

Swosksilo Hembelimbi ticketed for Using aforementioned ticket to set off fire alarms by Joe Banooners 0 points

Swosksilo Hembelimbi ticketed for AGGRAVATED ANIMAL CRUELTY, YOU BASTARD by Joe Banooners 0 points

Kayana ticketed for Just taking it. God, what are you? Easy? by Joe Banooners 0 points

Cody Rose ticketed for aggravated animal cruelty by Joe Banooners 0 points

Horse Horsington ticketed for Attempting to build a singularity generator on the shuttle by Nerdy Bashline 0 points

a grody clown ticketed for making a lethal trap that cut off Cherry Fields' leg you jerk by Irene Mincine 0 points

Fabio Moberty ticketed for attempted smashing of the chapel by Irene Mincine 0 points

Death ticketed for Sucking more than it should. by Dan Kelly 0 points

FUCKING CAT ticketed for I HATE YOU by BALD BULL 0 points

Horatio Moon ticketed for Inappropriate gunplay. Yes, I can give you a ticket while stunned. I"m the inspector, I can do that kind of thing. by BALD BULL 0 points

Horatio Moon ticketed for THAT IS NOT HOW WE CONDUCT INTERROGATIONS ON THIS STATION by BALD BULL 0 points

Hampus Auman ticketed for Having contraband syndicate gear without proper authorization. by BALD BULL 0 points

Larry Kurzowski ticketed for Losing your ID by BALD BULL 0 points

Larry Kurzowski ticketed for Being one of those awful Syndicate jerks. by BALD BULL 0 points

Horatio Rash ticketed for Your haircut is stupid and protrudes through your hat, SOMEHOW. by BALD BULL 0 points

Horatio Rash ticketed for Filling his bridge with some fucked up stew of gibs and body parts. by BALD BULL 0 points

Nora Tarm ticketed for Corpse dragging without a license by BALD BULL 0 points

Tweed ticketed for Obscenely exposing your brain to passers-by is no way to go through life, young man. by BALD BULL 0 points

chemistry ticketed for This ticket is because we all know you'll do something to deserve it eventually. by BALD BULL 0 points

Pharmacy ticketed for IT IS ABSOLUTLEY FILTHY IN HERE by BALD BULL 0 points

S.T.U.P.I.D. ticketed for Living down to your name by BALD BULL 0 points

Artlab ticketed for Why the fuck do you even exist? Stop hoarding noisemaker artifacts you wierdos. by BALD BULL 0 points

the clown ticketed for Exploding without permission by BALD BULL 0 points

botany, again ticketed for Stop growing only a single coffee tree you lazy shits. by BALD BULL 0 points

Stefano Griffoni ticketed for Being a really really bad surgeon. by BALD BULL 0 points

QM ticketed for Not being filled to the brim with hats and alcohol by BALD BULL 0 points

to whom it may concern ticketed for I AM ON FIRE by BALD BULL 0 points

Mechanic ticketed for turning me into a human pinball by BALD BULL 0 points

Leaving a single eye, and nothing else, on the floor. ticketed for Robotics by BALD BULL 0 points

Medbay ticketed for Being suspiciously clean by BALD BULL 0 points

Genetics ticketed for Refusing to make me Swedish Elvis by BALD BULL 0 points

Toxins ticketed for Stop setting everything on fire god damn it by BALD BULL 0 points

telesci ticketed for Being responsible for everything awful on the station ever, in perpetuity. by BALD BULL 0 points

Security ticketed for NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE IN JAIL by BALD BULL 0 points

the clown ticketed for not being very funny by BALD BULL 0 points

the chef ticketed for WHY ARN'T YOU COOKING ME HORRIBLE FRIED FOOD YET by BALD BULL 0 points

Botany ticketed for growing something other than weed by BALD BULL 0 points

the barman ticketed for NOT EXISTING by BALD BULL 0 points

Quinton Murphy ticketed for for being a little gobshite by Timmy Taanhauser 0 points

the concept of deep frying given physical form ticketed for h by Keaton Braun 0 points

the original Cronos Morphis ticketed for Turning the HoP into a clone of himself, blue hair is so out of style. by Karen Wyron 0 points

Marco Smith ticketed for Cooking up an absolutely horrible pizza, toxifying the captain with said pizza, using cheap bacon for said pizza, not tasting his own pizza by Karen Wyron 0 points

Robert Alliman ticketed for petty suicide by Joe Banooners 0 points

Fizzlewickets ticketed for Murder, of those two guys the other wizman killed. Cause why not make the wizard a crew member right captain? by Joe Banooners 0 points

Fizzlewickets, Wizard ticketed for Making a bunch of weed by Joe Banooners 0 points

Aggravated aggravated animal cruelty, with a dead aggravated animal ticketed for The entire station is made up of animal-killing degenerate by Joe Banooners 0 points

Otto von Beesmarck ticketed for Aggravated animal cruelty by Joe Banooners 0 points

Landon Gadow ticketed for Aggravated animal cruelty by Joe Banooners 0 points

Avery Smirnov ticketed for Activating a flamethrower in the direction of security officers. by Richard Cooper 0 points

Mrs.Muggles ticketed for Cunt 'ead stealin' shite by Dimitri Zadornov 0 points

Blob ticketed for You're too fat you lardass by Eli Hutton 0 points

Plasma ticketed for being too explosive and bad for your health by Bob Bobbington 0 points

Jimmy Deadasse ticketed for lighting the smuggled drugs on fire with my ticket by Irene Mincine 0 points

Jimmy Deadasse ticketed for attempted to smuggle drugs to Centcomm on the escape shuttle by Irene Mincine 0 points

Leeroy Stafford ticketed for HAZARDOUSLY dank PRIME KUSH ROLLIES; also using the phrase "rollie" instead of "blunt" or at least "spliff" by Jimmy Deadasse 0 points

Soda Machine ticketed for Distributing meth, but not enough of it by Jimmy Deadasse 0 points

Sorrel Fischer ticketed for Breaking all of security and being a bad joker by Roswell Wheeler 0 points

Sorrel Fischer ticketed for Stealing welders or something, I don't really care. by Roswell Wheeler 0 points

Sorrel Fischer ticketed for Having an ugly head and playing bad but funny pranks. by Roswell Wheeler 0 points

Clown car ticketed for You're an awful joke you piece of shit by Cletus Reid 0 points

Horse Horsington ticketed for Bowling in a public area and exessive flexing. by Cletus Reid 0 points

Horse Horsington ticketed for Your name and face is dumb. by Cletus Reid 0 points

James Lequack ticketed for Shooting himself in a public space, like dude, do it in maint or something. by Tate Flickinger 0 points

firefighting supplies closet ticketed for Having no supplies isnt up to the fire code. by Zach Durstine 0 points

Jay Carter ticketed for Shooting people, I guess? by Dan Kelly 0 points

Security Department ticketed for having unsecured doors by Timmy Taanhauser 0 points

Stan Beezlebub ticketed for Who cares by Cherry Fields 0 points

Spraynard Kruger ticketed for Losing his Captain ID to one Cherry Fields, shameful by Cherry Fields 0 points

Squidman ticketed for Gah what the fuck by Cherry Fields 0 points

Dmytro Izyaslav ticketed for Flamethrowers are fucked up, also not English name. by Frank Dugger 0 points

Ken Dragon ticketed for Drinking blood is filthy please don't. by Frank Dugger 0 points

Sorrel Fischer ticketed for Exploding all over customs by Schubert Leman 0 points

Unknown ticketed for Bein a bigass nerd spookin me with some chainsaw shit by Jhon Warcrimes 0 points

That peel in the router ticketed for I WISH DEATH AND DESTRUCTION UPON YOU FOR A THOUSAND MOONS by Montgommery Scott 0 points

Charles Ratcliff ticketed for WHY AAAAA by Montgommery Scott 0 points

Janitor ticketed for DO YOUR JOB FASTER by Montgommery Scott 0 points

Mr. Muggles ticketed for BAD MONKEY BAD by Montgommery Scott 0 points

Jay Wolff ticketed for Stapling a officer and hurting my feelings :( by Montgommery Scott 0 points

Bob Bobbington ticketed for Unleashing securitron hell on the escape shuttle by Breggers Breggers 0 points

Cody Biery ticketed for Being bad at surgery by Knob Johnson 0 points

Bob Bobbington ticketed for Rudeness by Knob Johnson 0 points

Fun Police ticketed for Communism is your friend by Knob Johnson 0 points

Fun Police ticketed for Living up to your name and threatening whoever's playing the fun music with violence. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points

The ling who assulted me ticketed for destorying the detective's hat YET AGAIN. by Keith Roten 0 points

The Pizza God(s) ticketed for Attracting space ants and leaving food everywhere by Keith Roten 0 points

Barry Burbuckle ticketed for Standing still in sec while a megawizard rampages around, instead of doing his job by Keith Roten 0 points

Smoke Kuznetsov ticketed for not doing his damn job and getting me a drink by Barry Burbuckle 0 points

the shuttle ticketed for for being on fire by Stinky Jeff 0 points

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