Tickets

the Clown ticketed for Being alive, and then exploding into gore. by Urist Paul 0 points

Kale Yeskey ticketed for losing a leg. WHOS UNPROFESSIONAL NOW? by Urist Paul 0 points

The Bar ticketed for exploding without Nanotrasen Central Command indigo-level authorization by Urist Paul 0 points

Myself ticketed for Blowing up, dying slowly by Urist Paul 0 points

Demetrious Beseiger the Clown ticketed for being a hideous abomination, existing. by Urist Paul 0 points

The Clown ticketed for having highly unprofessional arms and toxic farts. by Urist Paul 0 points

Kale Yeskey ticketed for SUPPLEXING A NANOTRASEN INSPECTOR by Urist Paul 0 points

Kale Yeskey ticketed for CALLING ME CONFLICT-AVOIDANT, NOT HAVING A BANK ACCOUNT SO I CAN FINE THEM by Urist Paul 0 points

Kale Yeskey ticketed for CALLING MY TICKETS UNMANLY by Urist Paul 0 points

Demetrious Beseiger the Clown ticketed for puking up spiders. That is very unprofessional. by Urist Paul 0 points

Kale Yeskey ticketed for SAYING I CAN'T EAT PILLS WITH SPIDERS IN THEM, YOU AREN'T MY DAD by Urist Paul 0 points

Medbay ticketed for Catching fire by Urist Paul 0 points

Kale Yeskey ticketed for HAVING A COOLER NANOTRASEN-ISSUED HAT THAN ME by Urist Paul 0 points

Kale Yeskey ticketed for Commanding a Nanotrasen officer to run 20 laps around the station. Fuck you, NT-SO guy with better pay than me. by Urist Paul 0 points

Regular Human ticketed for Entering EVA. That's ILLEGAL. by Urist Paul 0 points

Southern Cargo Window ticketed for being broken by Urist Paul 0 points

Telescience ticketed for functioning as intended. This station needs more chaos goddamnit, even the clown isn't doing anything. by Urist Paul 0 points

the Bar ticketed for being absolutely pristine. This is unacceptable. by Urist Paul 0 points

The artifacts ticketed for Making so much fucking noises oh my god stop it already by Fab Houlous 0 points

Emma Yorkshire ticketed for Setting up a chapel in a non-religous medical facility. by Ace Victor 0 points

Shawn Callaghan ticketed for RUINING MY STYPTIC POWDER POOL FUN! YOU UNFUN ASS! by Adam Nehaldo 0 points

Sheness Hollow ticketed for Being some kind of crimer maybe? Call this a warning, I guess. by Eddie Today 0 points

Honks McGronks ticketed for Looking stupid by Daniel Hunter 0 points

Asia Lacon ticketed for Offering myself and Mot a pill full of phlogiston by Daniel Hunter 0 points

Judas Iscariot ticketed for Letting Oar steal his ID like a nerd by Daniel Hunter 0 points

Botany ticketed for Not growing weed by Daniel Hunter 0 points

Ace Victor ticketed for Being rude by Daniel Hunter 0 points

Judas Iscariot ticketed for Leaving an all access ID in the ID computer. by Daniel Hunter 0 points

Rocco Catleay ticketed for Public nudity. Come on, man, grow up... by Simon Slaughter 0 points

spatial tear ticketed for You better sew space back up when you're done! by Bradley Marriman 0 points

George ticketed for awooing even though awoo is a crime by Bradley Marriman 1 points

Some Guy ticketed for incredibly poor treason by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for dying on company time without filing a TOR form by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Cassandra Desmere ticketed for becoming the sun by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

The AI ticketed for not talking enough to the crew by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Romeo Ward ticketed for exploding the bar by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Principal Skinner ticketed for offering their boogers to the crew by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Granadillo Graves ticketed for not murdering Mr. Muggles quickly or efficiently enough by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Principal Skinner ticketed for flooding the station with cola. Not even Fanta! by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Anonymous poison maker ticketed for Poisoning an innocent piece of bacon and leaving it on the floor. by Dean David 1 points

Gabriel Mercury ticketed for Bothering Security by Israel Mcclymonds 0 points

Steel Judge ticketed for Leaving the scene of a crime, littering cigarettes by Gerard Maxwell 0 points

scumbag ticketed for littering by Gerard Maxwell 0 points

bighole ticketed for Unaproved lables by Dave Stidwell 0 points

Not Funny ticketed for Dismantling a table and breaking into the bar. Typical clown. by Adam Nehaldo 0 points

Charlie Dust ticketed for Serving tainted meat by Eddie Today 0 points

Lurkey lots ticketed for Tampering With machines by David Richardson 0 points

Abdulmunem Azzawi ticketed for Obstructing justice, Assaulting Officer- Pardoned by David Richardson 0 points

Botany Department ticketed for Evidence of Narcotics by David Richardson 0 points

Dog ticketed for for being underwater and not frowning by Dalton Fischer 0 points

Ace ticketed for Trying to make a man of the law join his gang by Dalton Fischer 0 points

Ace ticketed for for not understanding that he was ticketed by Dalton Fischer 0 points

Ace ticketed for Holding a flamethrower without approval by Dalton Fischer 0 points

Ace Victor ticketed for Being in a gang and spraypainting stuff! by Prospector Pete 0 points

HORRID DISPLAY OF CRIME IN THE SECURITY LOBBY ticketed for taunting me with its lurid display of CRIME COMMITTED HERE! by John Johnson 0 points

Ghost drone on a segway ticketed for Wtf by Fab Houlous 0 points

Jake Addams ticketed for Falling prey to teleportitis like an idiot by Fab Houlous 0 points

Morty ticketed for Literally being in space without a miniature spacesuit by Fab Houlous 0 points

Johm Johmsom ticketed for Nonsensical scribblings on the station's floor by Fab Houlous 0 points

Forcefield ticketed for Existing by Fab Houlous 0 points

About an half-dozen Ice Spiders ticketed for Illegal hissing at an agent of peace by Fab Houlous 0 points

Leroux the Monkey ticketed for Dying on my watch by Fab Houlous 0 points

Anastasia Ewart ticketed for Offering dubious liquid to crewmember by Fab Houlous 0 points

The Bar ticketed for Offering large beakers of alcohol, like some weird kind of barbarians by Fab Houlous 0 points

Eric Hartman ticketed for Unliscenced street art by Jose Howe 0 points

CHAOS ticketed for trying to kill me before I can even clock in for work!!! by John Johnson 0 points

They Tor ticketed for being bad by Roman Lawhon 0 points

Old Man Jenkins ticketed for Getting a lucky crit during a fistfight by Peter Wilkinson 0 points

Boris Bubbleton ticketed for Loitering by Spraynard Kruger 0 points

Sam Eagle ticketed for Loitering by Spraynard Kruger 0 points

Shawn Callaghan ticketed for Loitering by Spraynard Kruger 0 points

clown ticketed for being a dick by Dalton Fischer 0 points

nami tsu ticketed for getting completely robusted by Regular Human 0 points

Kurt Baker ticketed for Booplesnoot by Awkward Dryad 0 points

Tim Wamble ticketed for Drinking all the Bo Jack Daniels by himself and not sharing. by Jake Addams 0 points

Botany ticketed for Not having any weed 40 minutes into the round. The clown being the only staff in Botany is not an excuse for this. by Jake Addams 0 points

horrible spectral apparition ticketed for igniting into phanstasmic flame in order to evade arrest. by John Johnson 1 points

incredibly aggressive fire extinguisher ticketed for attacking an officer of the peace. You're supposed to extinguish blazes, not start them! by John Johnson 1 points

ANONYMOUS VANDAL ticketed for blanketing the entirety of the Hydroponics hallways with bees. by John Johnson 0 points

Oddball Stroble ticketed for practicing what can be assumed to be 52-card stud tarot. by John Johnson 0 points

floating scalpel near the Escape Hallway ticketed for excessive malpractice outside of Medbay. Float back to the OR where you came from! by John Johnson 1 points

Dr. Toilet ticketed for failing to land upon a winning chaber, losing at Russian roulette. by John Johnson 0 points

Bar staff ticketed for seating a casket at the Bar. What exactly are you feeding the crew when there's a coffin here waiting to go? by John Johnson 0 points

Angel Locklear ticketed for wasting perfectly good booze instead of putting it in your body by Daniel Neely 0 points

Granadillo Graves ticketed for vomiting like the vomit-iest motherfucker I've ever seen by Elijah Bashline 2 points

corpse of Armando Isseman ticketed for being really smelly by Dr. Floorpills 1 points

janky object ticketed for not activating when touched by Dr. Floorpills 0 points

puddle of charcoal ticketed for not being contained within a grill by Dr. Floorpills 3 points

Zark Jr. ticketed for distributing novelty mustaches without fake nose and glasses by Dr. Floorpills 0 points

AI ticketed for Being subverted by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Janitor ticketed for NOT CLEANING MEDBAY by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Zoldorf Machine ticketed for Being a creepy-ass fortune-telling machine. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Mangy Remy ticketed for FUCKING DIRTY RAT by Shawn Callaghan 1 points

Kitchen ticketed for Health code violation. There should not be this much blood on the floor. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Engineering ticketed for FUCKING ABOUT WITH THE GODDAMN LIGHTS by Shawn Callaghan 1 points

Holding cell near Cargo ticketed for Being too small, and making me claustrphobic again. Also, not enough chains and manacles. by Shawn Callaghan 1 points

John Doe ticketed for Speaking only in screams like an Autistic prick. by Shawn Callaghan -3 points

Chaplain ticketed for Dereliction of Duty. Do we SERIOUSLY not have a man of God on this station? by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Janitor ticketed for FOR FUCK'S SAKE MAN, CLEAN UP THE BLOOD NEAR THE BAR! It's a fucking HEALTH CODE VIOLATION! by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

Barman ticketed for Dereliction of Duty. I wanted a goddamn drink, you lazy prick. by Shawn Callaghan 0 points

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