Tickets - Goon Hub

Dr Radio Show Host ticketed for Napping on the job by Stella Carmine points

Geneva Breaker ticketed for horrific segway driving by Stella Carmine points

Phil Atio ticketed for abandoning ship by Rue Pierce points

Garry Gibbs ticketed for Not pressing the button to open the door by Rue Pierce points

Medical Staff ticketed for Staff not wearing gloves to prevent spread of germs and infections by Rue Pierce points

Cargo ticketed for assaulting a mechanic who wanted to make a meal for the captain by Colin McDowell points

mime ticketed for banging on the fuckin glass with his shitty handcuffs by Wonderbaby Grass points

Harrier Legrand ticketed for Releasing 3 plasma spores and grenading bar (?) by Wonderbaby Grass points

Hithi Hiod ticketed for Microagressions against the clown. Please do not use slur words by Kilgor Blakmen points

Nukies ticketed for you know exactly why you... terrorists and big meanies by Dabe Stridrer points

Gwenevere Kanaga ticketed for bushwhacking themselves to death by Rusty Bottom points

Lynette Medlli ticketed for selling their soul with gypsy magic on premises of the station, cut it out by Bill Gettemy points

Wilhelm Garrison ticketed for frying yourself but somehow staying alive by Derrick Sholl points

Stephan Rhinehart ticketed for false accusations and forced detainment by Avery Dastot points

Scrubbo Trashdigger ticketed for breaking Zoldorf by Avery Dastot points

Burt Norman ticketed for being a drunk incompetent fool by Charles Malone points

Wilhelm Garrison ticketed for impersonating a nuclear operative over the radio by Tommy Football points

Not Adm ticketed for The bare shouldn't be filled with THAT much vomit! by Riza Dessier points

Jerry Kaur ticketed for filling the hallway with luminol by Avery Dastot points

Robotnik ticketed for Not letting me sell mulitple of my souls by Blackhole Moon points

Cluban Peete ticketed for giving the mime all access by Avery Dastot points

Whoever set off the luminol ticketed for nerd by Blackhole Moon points

Caroline Audibert ticketed for POSITIVE TICKET: For comic japes which brightened my mood by Silver Sliver points

davemuppet ticketed for being awesome by Book Muppet points

Chute ticketed for Not being forensic scannable by Silver Sliver points

Botany ticketed for false advertisment of "high quality weed". Until a potency of at least 10 is achived, they are not allowed to advertise it as high quality by Tooty Dooty points

Ferdinand Von Aegir ticketed for Reported an issue to investigate but failed to mention it stopped being an open case ten seconds later, wasting five minutes of my time as I waited for them to come to front desk. by Silver Sliver points

Tricky ticketed for issuing bonus ducks to the crew without proper authorization by Digornio Pizzarelli points

cockpit ticketed for I CAN'T BREATH IN THIS THING by automaton points

Slippy Dickens the Clown ticketed for even more elaborate shenanigans by Rusty Bottom points

Slippy Dickens the Clown ticketed for shenanigans by Rusty Bottom points

Everyone ticketed for being so eager to sell their souls by Rusty Bottom points

Tommy Football ticketed for Sucking the blood out of Douglas Esposito. He wrote a very nice letter apologizing though. I am VERY sorry for taking your blood and nearly causing your death, I had no intention to kill you and apologize for not bringing a bloodpack with me. I hope this doesn't squander our chances at being pals in the future. by Maurice Hendelshoe points

wizard ticketed for threatening the station by Dabe Stridrer points

Harrier Legrand ticketed for falsifying messages and also lying to the captain by Ada O`Hara points

Cast Away ticketed for stealin the hops id instead of filin the paperwork and applying for the position by Ada O`Hara points

the NSS Clairon ticketed for being a cramped mess of a ship by Karly Kojima points

Iliyan Nyagolov ticketed for not finishing his artwork by Karly Kojima points

The entire engineering department ticketed for obliterating a sizable chunk of the station by Karly Kojima points

LLewys Dawes ticketed for Wearing cat ears instead of a siren hat by Tooty Dooty points

gangs on the NNS Clarion ticketed for not causing enough havoc and making the crew bored by Tooty Dooty points

Tooty Dooty ticketed for Writing NSS as NNS by Tooty Dooty points

Tricky ticketed for for having too small shoes. I can hear them but not SEE them. Invisible shoes are NOT proper clown uniform by Tooty Dooty points

Tricky the anti-inspector ticketed for undermining nanotrasen authority, invisible shoes, poor clown form by Karly Kojima points

Tricky the clown ticketed for Assuming I cannot ticket him. You are not the anti inspector, you are the clown by Tooty Dooty points

Tooty Dooty ticketed for improper ticket-dueling protocol by Karly Kojima points

Horse Horsington ticketed for Not rising up to the challenge of a ticketing duel with the inspector by Tooty Dooty points

Horse Horsington ticketed for ticketing the inspector for ticketing too much. This is false. I have not yet met my ticketing quota by Tooty Dooty points

Horse Horsington ticketed for his farts are not up to NT standards. Please eat more fiber by Tooty Dooty points

Tooty Dooty ticketed for overuse of the ticketing system by Karly Kojima points

Horse Horsington ticketed for Farting on the inspector by Tooty Dooty points

the gathering in escape ticketed for excessive farting in escape lobby by Tooty Dooty points

vandal ticketed for writing 69 lol on the floor at escape! This is very rude! But also: nice by Tooty Dooty points

whoever comes out of cryo next ticketed for YOU ARE LATE FOR YOUR BY AT LEAST 30 MINUTES! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING by Tooty Dooty points

Shady Bob ticketed for trying to increase securitys electricity bill by building light fixtures while brigged by Chad Hadad points

James Hitter ticketed for Napping in the chemistry lab. We have crew dorms for this by Tooty Dooty points

Shady Bob ticketed for witchcraft, arson, sorcery, lighting fires, assault, being psychic by Karly Kojima points

Stephen Rhinehart ticketed for bribing an Inpsector to not ticket them for tresspassing by Tooty Dooty points

This one lonely blood splatter ticketed for this is the first blood splatter i have seen this shift and it seems so lonely. I am ticketing it to push it to get more friends by Tooty Dooty points

Horse Horsington ticketed for having a TERRIFYING scream! It nearly gave me a heart attack! And not only that it is not an NT approvable scream! by Tooty Dooty points

Jack Jack ticketed for allowing his own corpse to rot away in his office! OH GOD THE STENCH! by Tooty Dooty points

Tooty Dooty ticketed for calling a homeless art group a gang by Tooty Dooty points

Homeless art group ticketed for same as above by Tooty Dooty points

Tooty Dooty ticketed for Littering the station with tickets. by Tooty Dooty points

The FARTY PARTY gang. ticketed for IMproper storage of lockers. They do not belong in the shower room, but rather the locker room by Tooty Dooty points

you dead dad ticketed for hiding in a coffin to take a nap. by Tooty Dooty points

EXTREMELY HIGH-CLASS BUTTS ticketed for defacing NT property with crudely spraypainted clown masks. by Tooty Dooty points

Horse Horsington ticketed for Making bird noises instead of horse noises/human noises by Tooty Dooty points

Butch Thunderpunch ticketed for Improper uniform. Purple hat and tactical turtlenecks are not acceptable uniforms for a research Director by Tooty Dooty points

Dean Summy ticketed for vagrancy by Karly Kojima points

Butch Thunderpunch ticketed for resisting uniform inspection and flashing the inspector several times, supplexing him and throwing him out of Research. by Tooty Dooty points

Research Director ticketed for Possesion of Weed by Tooty Dooty points

Research Director. ticketed for Not closing his personal locker and allowing me to see his illegal substance stash by Tooty Dooty points

previous shifts security team ticketed for not calling the janitor to clean the dirty cells. This is unhygenic and inhumane treatment for prisoners by Tooty Dooty points

last shifts janitor ticketed for not cleaning the prison cells before the end of his shift. They stink. by Tooty Dooty points

LLewys Dawes ticketed for wearing a Dirty Jacket to work, this is not proper conduct. Be a better example for the crew. by Tooty Dooty points

Llewys Dawes ticketed for Not doing his laundry on time by Tooty Dooty points

Jack Jack ticketed for Suicide without proper permissions and prior notice. by Tooty Dooty points

Jack Jack ticketed for Making a huge mess by chopping off his own head by Tooty Dooty points

Kitchen Staff ticketed for Improper storage of fridges by Tooty Dooty points

Horse Horsington ticketed for interupting me mid ticketing by Tooty Dooty points

Horse Horsington ticketed for Littering and throwing tickets around instead of filing them properly by Tooty Dooty points

Horse Horsington ticketed for Improper headgear. Horse masks are for horses without heads not heads with RESPONSIBILITES! by Tooty Dooty points

Horse horsington ticketed for Suggesting i inspect his ass. That is a violation of goonstation rules by Tooty Dooty points

Stephen Rhinehart ticketed for for lying to sec about Llewys Dawes's clonability in a ploy to build a new AI. by Reginald Ironmonger points

Reginald Ironmonger ticketed for attaching a breaching charge to a wall directly in front of an official NanoTrasen inspector. Have you no shame, sir?! by Mouse Fitzgerald points

BioToys (TM) brand dehydrated critter capsules ticketed for dehydrating a rabid mouse and labeling it for sale by Mouse Fitzgerald points

whoever left the captain's spare ID on a dead body just lying in public ticketed for This is a direct violation of the NanoTrasen looting policy all crew members are required to adhere to. by Mouse Fitzgerald points

Mouse Fitzgerald ticketed for Reclaiming an uncloneable body that was intended to be borged. How embarrassing! by Mouse Fitzgerald points

Botany ticketed for Unauthorized expansion of your working quarters, resulting in a functioning light fixture attached to nothing whatsoever. Gross violations of the laws of physics are restricted to Research, you know that. by Mouse Fitzgerald points

Ruggliff Snuggleford ticketed for starting a giant weed fire by Dalton Kuster points

Cletus Meier ticketed for For hacking a vending machine, buying a ROBUST cart, and using it to give Cletus Meier a ticket. by Cletus Meier points

Damian Campbell ticketed for You don't tell me what to do by Dalton Kuster points

Chemistry ticketed for You took my arm by Dave Randolph points

Little Danny ticketed for flaming snack cakes by Dalton Kuster points

some person ticketed for bolting the doors and smelling bad by Dabe Stridrer points

Tanhony ticketed for monkeying around. by Dalton Kuster points

the silent one ticketed for being annoying with cargo requests by Dabe Stridrer points

C.A.S.T.Y ticketed for fomenting anti-security rebellion by Karly Kojima points

The Entire Crew ticketed for The entire crew is hereby cited by Head of Personnel Keith Butterfill for abandoning the station. Oshan Laboratory conatins some of our best and brightest employees, really some of humanities best. To see them run away due to multiple murders, lots of blood, and lack of power is nothing but an abject act of cowardice. All crew will receive -10 Nanotrasen GBPs to their accounts thus restricting their rights to Nano-Tendies by Keith Butterfill points