Tickets - Goon Hub

Jay Jameson ticketed for Shitting in peoples drinks by William VonSchiller 0 points

Roammre Beehop ticketed for Traversing the hallways with reckless abandon, pushing people without regard. by Gunnar Gustafsson 0 points

Opie Petrovic ticketed for Hitting Mrs. Muggles with a ticket issued by station Security Officers. by Gunnar Gustafsson 0 points

Opie Petrovic ticketed for Lack of decorum while navigating the hallways. Shoving others and running into other people with no regard. by Gunnar Gustafsson 0 points

Tyrone Mangus ticketed for assaulting a snitch by ED-E 0 points

Tyrone Magnus ticketed for preventing deadies from being cloned by ED-E 0 points

Beryl Woods ticketed for Breaking into and looting a SEC checkpoint by ED-E 0 points

bob jenkem ticketed for bob jenkem has been sneered at by nano for somehow stealing a sec pda, and having cotraband by Everett Pinto 0 points

Bible ticketed for Exploding People by Bob Jenkem 0 points

Judas Iscariot ticketed for Causing a ruckus. Resisting arrest by Ivan Sealis 0 points

Gwyndolyn Blackwell ticketed for Making real good drinks by Bob Jenkem 0 points

Hugo Whittier ticketed for Prank calls by Connor Jyllian 0 points

100 ticketed for incomptent handling of a segway somewhat by Mekhi Bloise 0 points

Easton Ricker ticketed for Grafiti, Writing undesired messages on ground by William VonSchiller 0 points

Honktonkalot the Clown ticketed for Tresspassing into Chem by William VonSchiller 0 points

Voices in my Head ticketed for being quite mean by Sasha Flick 0 points

To the science team. ticketed for Teleporting random shit into the hallway. by John Nut 0 points

Science Teleportation ticketed for Issues regarding civilian concerns, teleporting stuff into hallway by William VonSchiller 0 points

Genetics ticketed for Failure to Properly Handle Monkeys by William VonSchiller 0 points

Greene Loades ticketed for Failure to do their job. Excessive use of force to subdue an aggressor. Failure to maintain paydays. Disorderly conduct by Romeo Williamson 0 points

Greene Load ticketed for NVM by Romeo Williamson 0 points

Hoardy Hoard ticketed for Excessive force by Romeo Williamson 0 points

Tide Surfer ticketed for Peddling the Devil's Lettuce by Hugo Zaun 0 points

Hugo Zaun ticketed for Mis-Arresting Tide by Hugo Zaun 1 points

Dominic Something Something ticketed for Impersonating a Detective by Hugo Zaun 0 points

Wesley Van Leeuwen ticketed for Spacing a legal wizard citizens family heirloom by Michael Ratson 0 points

tooTy ticketed for For being an absolute nerd, just completely dorky, I bet they watch star trek, I bet they enjoy Battlestar Galactica, they're a NERD by Montgommery Scott 0 points

Joaquin Fry ticketed for Stabbing himself to death to attempt to summon a deity in the chapel. It was very messy and not good for the carpet. by Fleur DeLaCreme 0 points

Tide Surfer ticketed for Entering, but not breaking by Michael Ratson 0 points

Snek ticketed for Excessive farting by Cole Seidner 0 points

Mechanic Saroom Aahn ticketed for Insufficiently silly hat by Cole Seidner 0 points

Everyone not wearing a hat ticketed for Are you even trying? by Cole Seidner 0 points

RD Viktor Krizhnik ticketed for Unsafe handling of unknown cargo. Unleashing a wendigo. by Cole Seidner 0 points

The Mechanics ticketed for Spam Email by Cole Seidner 0 points

THE SOUL KING ticketed for Destroying the northern end of the station. Sparking a manhunt requiring me to commandeer a cargo pod. All damages incurred by the temporary loss of the pod by Cole Seidner 0 points

Johnathan Golderick ticketed for Leaving Bridge open by William VonSchiller 0 points

Kameron Bombsky ticketed for Giving someone bee genes without their consent. by Jack Cromwell 0 points

Keegan Owens ticketed for Insulting a Part-Time Vice Officer by Lehrer General 0 points

Joaquin Fry ticketed for Unauthorized taking of plasma. Jesus, just ask us, and we'll give you the permission. by John Nut 0 points

Julius Hawking ticketed for for tresspassing by Solomon Reddy 0 points

for tresspassing into HoPs Office ticketed for o by Solomon Reddy 0 points

Josue Riggle ticketed for Offers to 'grab his dick' to a medic by Ghaand Half 0 points

Joaquin Fry ticketed for not teleporting properly by Eleanor Marshall 0 points

??? pill ticketed for For being a ??? pill in a public place by Gonz Ako 0 points

Lou Berkheimer ticketed for Standing in one place, SUSPICIOUSLY by Emery Tide 0 points

Peyton Dugmore ticketed for Standing on the art by Emery Tide 0 points

Standing on the art ticketed for STANDING ON THE ART by Emery Tide 0 points

Darius Holt ticketed for Questioning my god-given power to issue tickets by Emery Tide 0 points

Darius Holt ticketed for Questioning my ticket powers by Emery Tide 0 points

Sean Phillips ticketed for Warning me by Emery Tide 0 points

Emery Tide ticketed for vandalism by Sean Phillips 0 points

Frog ticketed for Entering security and not slipping on the five bananas by Emery Tide 0 points

Five bananas on the floor ticketed for Slipping me by Emery Tide 0 points

Simon Basmanoff ticketed for failing to make me laugh. Get a better joke. by Saren Midden 0 points

Robotics ticketed for Performing surgery on CONSCIOUS PATIENTS by Lily Walker 0 points

Kaliana Maljado ticketed for Shooting an officer of the law with their baton gun. by Anti Personic 0 points

Austino Gringo ticketed for Putting hot dogs in buns by Big Foot 0 points

DR Johanson ticketed for Running from an incompetent officer, making their life hard by Jack Solo 0 points

Smokes Petrus ticketed for being a fucking wierdo and selling monkey organs by Everett Pinto 0 points

Meshtar Argo ticketed for Assault with a shard of glass, aiding of a fugitive mime by Clem Trademark 0 points

V.R. Trooper ticketed for Being a lonely nerd, and letting his tomato soup get cold by Clem Trademark 0 points

Dud Diddley ticketed for Using unknown powers to....teleport into security in a puff of blue smoke. by Andrew Logan 0 points

Korey Humberland ticketed for Medical malpractice. Performing heart transplan on a patient that was not properly sedated, causing undue stress, concern, and safety issues. by Gunnar Gustafsson 0 points

The space mouse ticketed for biting Gunnar, like a meanie. by Rupert Wilde 0 points

space mouse ticketed for For repeatedly biting a member of Security for no reason. by Gunnar Gustafsson 0 points

Eric Martin ticketed for Assault - Assaulted a civilian and failing to follow due process under space law. by Andrew Logan 0 points

Father Enoch ticketed for Carrying a weapon on display without a permit by Andrew Logan 0 points

Dud Diddley ticketed for Tresspassing -- Breaking into the command deck - Confessed to it. by Andrew Logan 0 points

Cole Gates ticketed for being a silly theif by Walter Phebus 0 points

Yama Moon ticketed for being a nudist by Deltorez Marernio 0 points

Rude wizard ticketed for illegal wizardry and making me lose my butt by Aubergine Babaganoush 0 points

Pepper ticketed for Too Hot by William VonSchiller 0 points

ARSE NATH ticketed for stealing my spare radio, but not stealing a handsome captian's uniform. You have a poor fashion sense by Aubergine Babaganoush 1 points

Yama Moon ticketed for Public vandalism by Connor Jyllian 0 points

Genetics ticketed for FOr doing someting to someone I guess? I dunno it was unclear by Granadillo Graves 0 points

Detective Rebecca Frost ticketed for Being on fire without a license! :( by Gibby the Lunatic 0 points

Eric Martin ticketed for Breaking into pharmacy and taking ( and returnung ) scanner. by Zarann Fean 0 points

Lydia Glover ticketed for Being a large-scale shitfuck. by Jim-Bob Dixon III 0 points

Spooooky ghosts ticketed for farting on my face by Sasha Flick 0 points

Mindy Miles the Radio Show Host ticketed for being under the influence of mind altering drugs by Sasha Flick 0 points

Hugo Whittier ticketed for Taking a segway and ramming people with it. Intentionally. Unlike what I did. by Jim-Bob Dixon III 0 points

Eric Tudor The Great ticketed for Harassment by William VonSchiller 0 points

Eric Tudor the Great ticketed for Spreading anti-medbay propaganda, medbay is great you shut your loud honking mouth by Levi Lovestrong 0 points

Botany Department ticketed for Dont hotbox the hallways by Connor Jyllian 0 points

Tanhony ticketed for non-stop flipping in the corridors. You'll end up hurting someone you silly monkey. by Daniel Faraday 0 points

Green Finger ticketed for Being too attached to the RD's corpse. Almost obsessed with it. by Ludwig Fuchs 0 points

Spatial Rift ticketed for Being a damn inconvenience to the station. If I could, I'd beat you silly. by Mikk Ironwood 0 points

The Murderer of Mangy Cockroach ticketed for doing what his name implies by Sasha Flick 0 points

The joker ticketed for public urination by Sasha Flick 0 points

Comer Tom ticketed for Not communicating when asked about important station affiars, do your job captain Comer. Or we will replace you with someone better. Maybe the clown by Sally Swindle 0 points

William VonSchiller ticketed for Test by William VonSchiller 0 points

Graysssssson Mary ticketed for NOT MAKING DONUTS by Dawson Ewing 0 points

Donkington the Clown ticketed for Wasting sec time with false accusations. by Jim-Bob Dixon III 0 points

Nathan Cobb ticketed for For maybe turning into a bat and drinking the captains blood, maybe it was a hallucination, either way have a ticket by Dawson Ewing 0 points

Shitty Bill ticketed for For lounging in the market for FREE! Pay rent you jerk! by Dawson Ewing 0 points

Hanz Schwinghammer & Dread Wasteland ticketed for Hacking the main science door by Robert Rocke 0 points

Cheetos Bill ticketed for Illegal merger of medical and science by Robert Rocke 0 points

All of the mechanics ticketed for For unleashing a barrage of loaves on the HoS while I was trying to enjoy a nice gin and tonic. by Arthur Conway 0 points

Emiliano Rogers ticketed for Suplexing an officer by Joe Crowe 0 points

Unknown Monkey ticketed for Dying without a permit, Stinking up the bar area, and not answering direct questions by Long Johnson 1 points