Tickets

Mikhail Evonov ticketed for Flashing a fellow crewmember. Public exposure is not proper behavior for a roboticist! by Bill Rizer 0 points

Donna Lin ticketed for Trying to arrest a dying person by Ivan Ivanovsky 0 points

Crappo The Great ticketed for Anomaly on station. You're getting this instead of a brig sentence because I have bigger problems to deal with right now. by Ivan Ivanovsky 0 points

Jebediah Hawkins ticketed for Unauthorized use of nanomachines. We have to PAY for those, you know. by Mister Mute 0 points

The Pizzatron near cargo bay ticketed for Stealing credits. That's SCIENCE'S JOB, thank you very the fuck much. by Mister Mute 1 points

Natasha Powers ticketed for Doesn't quite understand that Janitors make the best Security Officers. by Jed Reedus 1 points

Linden Williamson ticketed for Doesn't allow a sanctioned beating. by Jed Reedus 1 points

Alexander James ticketed for Serving literal sewage by Natasha Powers 0 points

Scrungo ticketed for Being a horrible pink monster of a clown. by Emily Claire 0 points

Dave Steel ticketed for Oops, it was DAVE who made the failed exploding bananas. NICE TRY. by Woodrow Mathis 1 points

Jenko Boleth ticketed for Attempting to explode officers with potassium and water laced bananas and failing. by Woodrow Mathis 1 points

Chad Chadson ticketed for METH! I warned you! by Woodrow Mathis 1 points

James Coquette ticketed for criminal negligence! Blew up toxins right after I told you not to! by Woodrow Mathis 2 points

Daeren ticketed for Thank you for saving us from the spiders by Nick Smail 0 points

Grizzwold the Clown ticketed for Racist Graffiti by Spike Wood 0 points

Ryan Yeets ticketed for drawing with marker on the floor like a damn child by Abel Miller 0 points

Anthony Unk ticketed for Shitting the station with toilets by Triston Newton 0 points

Smokin' Clown ticketed for Lighting a dozen cigs in the bar and not finishign a single one by Bill Rizer 1 points

Randolph Checkers ticketed for For failing to keep the bar in acceptable cleanliness standards. by Atlock Gurdo 0 points

Shawn Callaghan ticketed for Drunkenly addressing barkeep. by Atlock Gurdo 0 points

Randolph Checkers ticketed for Too much unwanted an unliscenced blood in drinks and bar. by Atlock Gurdo 0 points

Happy Brinigh ticketed for Attempted Breaking and entering by Eliott Rockwell 0 points

Pablo Ozdemir ticketed for Stealing the Hop's ID and PDA when denied all access by Nick Smail 0 points

Nick Smail ticketed for Mistyping and therefore printing an incomplete ticket by Nick Smail 0 points

Pablo Ozdemir ticketed for Stealing the the HoP by Nick Smail 0 points

uh oh stinky ticketed for Harassment by DOCTAH DOOM 0 points

uh oh stinky ticketed for Slapping an officer by Leiningen Ants 0 points

Janitor ticketed for The halls are flooded with vomit, and I haven't even seen a wet floor sign! by Patrick Finnegan 0 points

Stock Exchange ticketed for Screwed me over financially because im a goober by Khloe Parker -1 points

Bruv Gorgone ticketed for Trespassing. by John Hawkins -1 points

Victor Fries ticketed for Not cleaning his closet by Lascival Hexane -1 points

The escape shuttle ticketed for being an absolutely BORING shape by Chet Chester -1 points

Maddox Clark ticketed for Being a filthy NERD by Chet Chester -1 points

All of medbay ticketed for Not enough dead monkeys by Chet Chester -1 points

Steve Stevenson ticketed for Attempted tresspass using thermite by Marvin Log -1 points

Mechanics ticketed for Being fucking suspicious by Fab Houlous 0 points

Tanhony the monkey ticketed for pickpocketing me of my oxygen tank while i was writing my previous ticket by Fab Houlous 1 points

Cath Mika ticketed for pouring discount dans on the ground by Fab Houlous 0 points

Benjamin Benderson ticketed for Using a station without permission of the Approved user by Ada Whipple 0 points

God ticketed for For creating the universe without permission by Jebediah Hawkins -1 points

The Lag ticketed for Ruining the game by Jebediah Hawkins 0 points

Grzegorz Brzeczeszczyk ticketed for I couldn't find your bank account to fine you properly by Jebediah Hawkins 1 points

Cyborg Alpha-17 ticketed for Not being equal (not a human) by Freakycrafter Freaky 0 points

Gary Manley ticketed for Not looking equal (had sparks coming off him) by Freakycrafter Freaky 0 points

Willem Onion ticketed for Opposing the equality by Freakycrafter Freaky 0 points

Eric Bright ticketed for Brodcasting capitalist propaganda, resisting equalisation, harming more equal people. by Freakycrafter Freaky 0 points

Krieg Skratenkamp ticketed for Not being equal by Freakycrafter Freaky 0 points

Karma Schnitzel ticketed for Not being an equal citizen by Freakycrafter Freaky 1 points

QM ticketed for having way too much space milk by Edward Holden 1 points

This refrigerator ticketed for being empty by Edward Holden 0 points

Captain Roger Mold ticketed for being a skeleton by Edward Holden 0 points

Dinku Donko ticketed for being rude to me and honking at me by Edward Holden 1 points

Edward Holden ticketed for finding this cartridge and using it irresponsibly by Edward Holden 1 points

rainbow weed ticketed for for existing by Marvin Log 0 points

Amusing Duck ticketed for For being annoying, and making noise while I'm trying to sleep damn it! by Gerhard Nielsen 0 points

Jebediah Hawkins ticketed for Breaking into Mechanics like a VERY BAD BOY by Wilt Rangdow 0 points

Chang E Ling ticketed for Giving up as a gang leader less than 5 minutes into the round. You can do better. by Maurice Hendelshoe 3 points

Danku Danku ticketed for Assault of Clown, for suspicious activity. by Gerhard Nielsen 0 points

Collin Ro ticketed for trying to break his cuffs by Rusty Bottom 0 points

Stephanie Mir ticketed for Trying to die. by Jacob Dwarfe 0 points

Gibs ticketed for staining the floor by Dr. Floorpills 0 points

Igor Cobaltov ticketed for For being a traitorous captain. by Argun Fellhammer 0 points

Snow Galli ticketed for Refusing to follow an officer's orders, threating to burn an officer with dangerous chemicals, fleeing from an officer, resisting arrest, and being a potty-mouthed anarchist. by Levi Dubois 1 points

S.P.A.R.K ticketed for destroying a ticket by Christopher Firewood 1 points

Crime HQ ticketed for criming by Christopher Firewood 1 points

S.P.A.R.K ticketed for speeding by Christopher Firewood 0 points

Bar Of Crimes ticketed for criming by Christopher Firewood 1 points

Nick Bashar ticketed for Littering by Mac Sackrider 0 points

Mouse Fitzgerald ticketed for Captain Sass & Foul Language by Odin Williams 0 points

Nolan Petrovic the Mime ticketed for Harrassment of officers while investigating. by Gerhard Nielsen 0 points

DJ Chunkyfarts ticketed for wearing nothing but a weeb mask and running around shouting uguu by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points

Clown ticketed for We don't have your fucking cart, stop breaking into sec. by Leo Nydus 1 points

Rodney Trotter ticketed for Idk he lied by Jebediah Hawkins 0 points

Ensign Daren ticketed for Crimes Against Humanity by Jebediah Hawkins 0 points

Julio Hayhurst ticketed for Leaving the shower running and flooding Engineering!! by Shane Aultman 0 points

Rusty the Clown ticketed for Violating food safety laws. Monkeys, cockroaches and clowns should not be in kitchens by Patrick Finnegan 0 points

Donny Polish ticketed for stop screaming holy fuck by Jerry Honvis 0 points

John Stamos ticketed for dieing by Jerry Honvis 0 points

Dr. Stephen Colbert ticketed for Using space lube as a floor cleaner by Julio Hayhurst 0 points

humming apparatus ticketed for Building without a permit by Granadillo Graves 0 points

HONK ticketed for Grafitti by Harrison Sommer 0 points

Jebediah Hawkins ticketed for Profanity by Harrison Sommer 0 points

The Donk ticketed for Bleeding in my hallway by Freddy Flowers 0 points

Whoever left notes about the 'lying captian' ticketed for Misspelled captain. And mutiny, I guess by Patrick Finnegan 0 points

Dr. Stephen Colbert & Rusrick Ratley ticketed for Getting their asses beaten to death by Stevie Blaine in a FFA brawl to the death. by Kaleb Zeal 1 points

Miles Connor ticketed for Not letting me enjoy more lsd cake! by Kaleb Zeal 2 points

Trinity Burns the Clown ticketed for Possession and distribution of illegal narcotics and littering. by Kaleb Zeal 0 points

Jambe Baka ticketed for Running through the halls with scissors. by Kaleb Zeal 1 points

Jay Walker ticketed for Manufacturing illegal narcotics and buffoonery in the chemistry laboratory. by Darin Griggs 2 points

Sol Hughes ticketed for Making drugs and roughhousing in the chemistry laboratory. by Darin Griggs 1 points

Oar Dehrv ticketed for Giving the clown a FLAMETHROWER. Seriously, how do they even vet Heads of Security? by Ivan Ivanovsky 3 points

Skyler Dawes ticketed for Acting like a bad meany >:( by Dorian Schofield 0 points

Canadian Robot ticketed for Rampant furniture theft by Jaoquin Hartford 1 points

Pucci Enrico ticketed for Stole my monkey heart by Joksz Hakaari 2 points

The admins ticketed for Creating this cursed day by Ivan Ivanovsky 0 points

Ivan Ivanovsky ticketed for Being a pee-pee cap by Flick The Twentieth -1 points

Roger Mold ticketed for Somehow managing, despite it being clearly impossible from all standard laws of physics, to walk through a wall into space, and die of suffocation. by Shawn Callaghan 4 points

Jon Arbuckle ticketed for Attempted theft / unconsensual choking by Sgt. Kernal Majors 0 points

Falcor ticketed for Destruction of station property (fireball), Assault on innocent Crew (fireball/cthulu), Assault on a handsome officer (fireball) by Maurice Hendelshoe 0 points

AI ticketed for poo brain :) by Borstig Ragnvaldsson -2 points

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