Tickets

Devin Ewing ticketed for leaving arrivals during a rad storm by Jimmy Jones 0 points

Rad Storm ticketed for making me unable to leave arrivals and head to the escape shuttle by Jimmy Jones 0 points

The roboticist ticketed for Nonexistence by Daleth 0 points

THE STATION ticketed for GHOSTS AND BREAD ARE VERY MESSY by Dick Biggs 0 points

Dansi Bowman ticketed for Vending Machine Vandalism by Thersites Porter 0 points

Snack Machine ticketed for Littering all of the place. Theft of goods from Discount Dan by Thersites Porter 0 points

Argun Fellhammer ticketed for Animal Cruelty. Murdered Heisenbee by Judgment Dredd 0 points

Michael Nehaldo ticketed for running into me twice during a magnetic storm, then stabbing me when i tried to get him to apologise by Julian Stough-Jackson 0 points

Lenny Moberly ticketed for leaving EVA equipment on the floor TWO INCHES from the rack! it was right there! by Amelia Magnus 0 points

Xavier James ticketed for leaving EVA equipment on the floor TWO INCHES from the rack! it was right there! by Amelia Magnus 0 points

Katana ninja monkey ticketed for Your name sounds like fortnite ninja and I hate it by Jack Jackman -1 points

you ticketed for Nice try at getting the RCD, fucker. by Jack Jackman -1 points

John Rohtin ticketed for SMASHING LIGHTS WHEN TOLD NOT TO. by Argun Fellhammer -1 points

Scrungo ticketed for Vandalism via Paint. Horrible choice of fashion. Awful coloring skills. Poor color management skills. I expected more from you, flamboyantly dressed clown. by Fat Guy Drinking Soda 2 points

Ada Whipple ticketed for too much cheese. by Nero Pierce 1 points

Idiot who tried to steal the spare ticketed for Haha, screw you by Jack Jackman -1 points

Timmy Doogood ticketed for For being a bloody cunt by Baker Alexander 0 points

Genetics Department ticketed for still not cleaning up all the needles on the floor by Parsley Eggnog -1 points

Julio Hayhurst ticketed for literally eating the ticket I just gave you by Parsley Eggnog 2 points

Genetics Department ticketed for Leaving tons of needles lying around on the floor. Clean up this huge safety hazard before Space OSHA beats your door down and executes you by Parsley Eggnog 0 points

Bearded Yostif ticketed for Literally dying due to having to spend 30 seconds in the Brig and stinking up the whole thing for everyone. by Thersites Porter 1 points

Phillip Durant and Garret Gregory ticketed for Operating a kitchen that produces food that far exceeds station regulation. Giving the crew hopes and dreams of something good in their lives. by Thersites Porter 3 points

Monty Montgomery ticketed for Getting elctrocuted without a permit by Thersites Porter 0 points

Omar Greene the Boxer ticketed for Illegal Street fighting outside of a sanction venue as well as SPILLING MY GOD DAMN DRINK by Thersites Porter 0 points

Jim Watson ticketed for Fighting in the hallway and then spilling into the bar, just like MY DRINK by Thersites Porter 2 points

Roman Lawhon ticketed for Mucking around in the HoS' office by Frank McAllister 0 points

Alfredo Agallos ticketed for Putting the wrong goddamn name on the last ticket. by Alfredo Agallos 0 points

Vivian Weaver ticketed for Vandalizing the bar. by Alfredo Agallos 0 points

Miller Wright ticketed for Littering. Excessive usage of a vending machine. by Judgment Dredd 0 points

Alex Blackford ticketed for Leaving the public restroom without washing her hands by Judgment Dredd 0 points

Richie Camp ticketed for butchering and serving human meat, and possibly murdering those people in the first place by Marvin Log 0 points

Alya Fernlicker ticketed for vandalism by Judgment Dredd 0 points

Crime ticketed for existing by Dr. Floorpills 1 points

Silence. ticketed for Excessive clowning around by Judgment Dredd 0 points

Jack Jackman ticketed for Reckless endangerment. Illegally modifying door controls that produced a safety issue by Judgment Dredd 1 points

Ferik Jurgen ticketed for Theft of the Captains ID by Judgment Dredd 0 points

Top Adam ticketed for Illegal possession of a firearm. Breaking and Entering by Judgment Dredd 0 points

Squeeky SallBack ticketed for Crank Calling the security and wasting their time by Judgment Dredd 0 points

Top Adam ticketed for Tresspassing into secure areas by Judgment Dredd 0 points

Han Snitchel ticketed for Attempted Murder/Mime Hater by mime -1 points

Top Adam ticketed for Locking the mime in a room by mime -1 points

Shady Bob ticketed for Continuing to sell guns and trade for drugs despite warnings by Pointer Ulery 0 points

Trading guns for drugs after explicitly being warned multiple times ticketed for e by Pointer Ulery -1 points

Shady Bob ticketed for Stockpiling a FUCKTON of ammunition without the proper permits. by Vivian Weaver -1 points

Shady Bob ticketed for Leaving a FUCKTON of zip guns unattended in the market with the door unlocked. by Vivian Weaver -1 points

Shady Bob ticketed for Selling a FUCKTON of zipguns using an invisible permit. Invisible permits were outlawed last year. You have 2 weeks to comply and update your permit. by Vivian Weaver -1 points

Shady Bob ticketed for YEETING in the presence of a law enforcement officer. by Vivian Weaver 1 points

Tony Batten ticketed for Excessive use of force. Spacing a mofo by Judgment Dredd 1 points

Thersites Porter ticketed for Growing illegal cannabis plants by Spraynard Kruger -1 points

Patrick Doolittle ticketed for that explosion killed Roman, the space seal pup! by Captain Mouse Fitzgerald -1 points

Patrick Doolittle ticketed for blowing up the bar once the universe noticed the explosive tomatoes were, in fact, explosive by Captain Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points

Patrick Doolittle ticketed for throwing explosive tomatoes in the bar, generally making a mess by Captain Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points

Lurkey Lots ticketed for offering grog to crew members in pill form, rather than as a delicious beverage by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points

Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for threatening a licensed NanoTrasen Inspector with a loaded firearm by Mouse Fitzgerald -1 points

medbay ticketed for fine, operating an oven in the operating theatre by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points

Medbay ticketed for owning and operating a deep fat fryer in the operating room by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points

Connor Blaine ticketed for Production of illegal weapons by Jebediah Hawkins -1 points

whoever opened the door to Jeffery Jefferson's office ticketed for releasing a deadly botanical predator onto the station by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points

Jeffery Jefferson ticketed for keeping a man-eating plant in his office by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points

Donald Jewell ticketed for practicing self-surgery in the hallways by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points

Connor Blaine ticketed for leaving open portals to the Bridge in public hallways where anyone could enter by Mouse Fitzgerald -1 points

Botany ticketed for unsafe working conditions resulting in the death of two adorable bees and one, significantly less adorable botanist by Mouse Fitzgerald -1 points

multiple members of the security team ticketed for repeatedly walking past a man-eating plant by Mouse Fitzgerald 2 points

whoever grew this man-eating plant ticketed for reasons that should be obvious by Mouse Fitzgerald 2 points

Mr Ufo ticketed for Loitering by Spraynard Kruger -1 points

JC Denton ticketed for Loitering by Spraynard Kruger -1 points

Bearded Yostif ticketed for Loitering by Spraynard Kruger -1 points

Opie De Leon ticketed for Loitering by Spraynard Kruger -1 points

Edgar Bell ticketed for Loitering by Spraynard Kruger -1 points

Dave Mustaine ticketed for unlawful detaining of crewmembers, incineration of a corpse, potential murder of chunk muddington, killing themselves as a cyborg by Dakota Lloyd 0 points

Chunk Muddington ticketed for breaking out of the brig, antagonising the captain by Dakota Lloyd 0 points

Dan Backslide ticketed for attempting to murder the captain with a piece of glass over being called a "vampire". by Dakota Lloyd 1 points

Lenny Moberly ticketed for aiding in the death of the captain, stealing captain's corpse, ordering the doctor (at gunpoint) to borg the captain by Dakota Lloyd 1 points

Larry Dean ticketed for Assaulting a head of staff, enabling the death of a captain, getting said captain borged instead of cloned. by Dakota Lloyd 1 points

Roco Berry ticketed for Creating Art by Jebediah Hawkins 1 points

blood ticketed for Being probably contaminated and stuff and out in the open. by Casey Spark 0 points

Vinny Richards ticketed for Violence against defenseless critters. by Casey Spark 0 points

Savanna Style ticketed for Debating an NT operative. by Casey Spark 0 points

Savanna Style ticketed for Spooking a NT Operative. by Casey Spark 0 points

Savanna Style ticketed for Not knowing his rights. by Casey Spark 0 points

Butch Thunderpunch ticketed for Not being a fun person in the court room. Cargo bot is displeased/ by Wall-E 0 points

Dexter Grifflez ticketed for Medbay is a fucking sorry mess. by Francis Dec 0 points

Reginald Farting ticketed for Breaking into places by Francis Dec 0 points

Marmalade Friendly ticketed for Trespassing in the Brig by Francis Dec 0 points

Hunter Smith ticketed for Hacking doors by Francis Dec 0 points

Captain Bananas ticketed for BEING A BAD BLOODSUCKING MONKEY. by The Silent One 0 points

Top Adam ticketed for Intent to murder. Theft of the tools required to do so. by Raul Stall 0 points

Top Adam ticketed for Writing a awful message about security at the front of the security office in crayon. Evidence: matching forensics on crayon boxes. by Raul Stall 0 points

Entire Station ticketed for VERY MESSY, DISHONORABLE DISPLAY by Gary Granchester 1 points

Jeffe Maximo ticketed for Breaking NT property by Jebediah Hawkins 0 points

whoever blew me up ticketed for that fucking hurt by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

this fucking station ticketed for repeatedly displacing the guy opening the door to the shuttle do you idiots want to die? by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points

the air\ ticketed for escaping from escape before anyone could escape by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points

Unknown ticketed for being a horrifying skeletal clown-man by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

fluorosulfuric acid ticketed for reminding us of the fundamental unreality of our existence by not dissolving the floor it's sitting on by Mouse Fitzgerald 3 points

this noise artifact ticketed for just beeping in different pitches instead of making a horrible cacophony by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

space ticketed for being piss-yellow I mean seriously by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Nicolas Perkins ticketed for I am bread by Jebediah Hawkins 1 points

Space Lag ticketed for Lagging in new and unexpected ways. How the fuck are you just making my client slow and laggy??? by Vivian Weaver 0 points

Yellow Bouncy Boi Gang ticketed for Incomprehensible non-euclidean station architecture modifications. Also flinging spears around on gravitons. by Vivian Weaver 0 points

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