Tickets - Goon Hub

P. Owen Gaines ticketed for Making a stinky in Disposals by Noddy Abruzzo 0 points

Woody Sandys ticketed for for being terrible at hacking doors as a Mechanic by Lord Buckethead 1 points

Kate Woollard ticketed for eating all of my lollipops by Ella Presley 1 points

Kate Woollard ticketed for taking all of my money when I gave it to her by Ella Presley 0 points

Jordan Henry ticketed for driving under the influence, under the sea by Ella Presley 0 points

ruffians ticketed for roughhousing in the bar by Ella Presley 0 points

the bar ticketed for being a fucking mess by Ella Presley 0 points

Dean David ticketed for incredible amounts of shuttle murder by Listel Sheerfield 2 points

Sir Buckethead ticketed for just watching me burn down! by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

ocellaris clownfish ticketed for did not become sushi by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Graham Harshman ticketed for assassination via singularity by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Dave Randolph ticketed for not respecting the law by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Vaughn Moon ticketed for Being the 7th person I've seen call sec to make the refrigderator running joke. by Dean David 1 points

Jeremiah ticketed for Clown abuse by Jebediah Hawkins 0 points

being extremely crime, like so crime, like damn ticketed for oops, to Vitze by Constance Viridian 0 points

Noddy Abruzzo ticketed for Repairing perfectly fine windows! by Casey Spark 0 points

Noddy Abruzzo ticketed for Attempting to break into mechanics'. by Casey Spark 0 points

Mouse Fitzgerald ticketed for Performing outlawed dances. by Casey Spark 0 points

Unauthorized monkey ticketed for fuck by Derrick Sholl 0 points

Damian West ticketed for Unauthorized monkey by Derrick Sholl 0 points

Randal Embers ticketed for Getting blood all over the bar carpet post a lost game of russian roulette. by Casey Spark 0 points

Lily White ticketed for Being the captain without a license by Cyborg Gamma-80 0 points

Engineering ticketed for wood is not an acceptable method of singularity containment by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Engineering ticketed for the singularity engine is supposed to have the singularity on the inside. by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

water pressure ticketed for failing to flood medbay despite a breach. by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

water pressue ticketed for fuck by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Milk Demon ticketed for being red. That's not the color of milk, even if it comes from the teats of Satan's cattle. by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points

Security ticketed for Monsieur Stirstir is not authorized to carry firearms. by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Dexter Grifflez ticketed for this isn't Hotline Miami, why are you dressed like that. by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

whoever left all these doors open ticketed for I mean goddamn by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

the disposal pipe dispenser cart ticketed for it's not just me, it looks kind of like a nuclear bomb to other people, right? by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Chemistry ticketed for forgetting to open their door before smoking that methamphetamine. by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Cloning ticketed for cloning someone inside out. No, I'm not sure how they did it either. by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

this crayon ticketed for I'm no artist, but I'm pretty sure "off yellow" isn't a real color by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Constance Viridian ticketed for being a cutie by Anya Fields 0 points

insufficiently watering their illegal drugs ticketed for wait shit by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Botany ticketed for Insufficient watering of their illegal drug farm. by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

the singularity ticketed for being a giant, disembodied, rotating fox head. by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Chemistry ticketed for YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. This would be a fine but I don't actually have any idea what you did I'm just assuming. by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Mining ticketed for not feeding Gary. Poor thing must be starving. by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Garbage Garbs ticketed for leaving clothing just lying on the floor. by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

engineering ticketed for hotwiring the engine on our maiden voyage of Manta, what the fuck by Segmentation Fault 0 points

King Midas ticketed for getting himself deep-fried and eaten before he could be arrested for turning everyone Swedish by Mouse Fitzgerald 0 points

Samuel Crowley ticketed for Breaking into the most holy of security places, the armory, peace be upon it. by Wild Will 0 points

Andy Macquire ticketed for Destroying my luxorious banana plants by Patrick Maloon 0 points

Andy Macquire ticketed for Saying that nobody likes bananas by Patrick Maloon 0 points

Andy Macquire ticketed for Hacking the seed fabricator in order to make weed instead of bananas. by Patrick Maloon 0 points

Jalen Gronko ticketed for not running fast enough to escape beepsky by Steven Mopstein 1 points

Carl Bachonka ticketed for Judge Carl Bachonka was seen littering during a session of court. How unprofessional. by Peter Van Doorn 0 points

the nuclear bomb ticketed for taking a long time to explode by Gib Corporation Boss 7 points

Annie Clysdale ticketed for Critical, complete failure to respond to a major emergency. Request for thorough re-evaluation of qualifications has been issued to CentCom. by Kameron Mccullough 1 points

Tony Batten ticketed for Failure to return ID when ordered upon suspension. by Kameron Mccullough 0 points

Scam Likely ticketed for Hi, the person you?re calling is using a screening service from Google, and will get a copy of this conversation. Go ahead and say your name, and why you?re calling. by Listel Sheerfield 2 points

Butch Thunderpunch ticketed for With his last breath, burning to death, beat me with a stunning cane to prove some sort of point. by John Johnson 1 points

Botany ticketed for Forging foul and terrible lies against Security. I don't even see any weed here. by John Johnson 1 points

Botany ticketed for Where IS the weed? When are you guys going to get back here? by John Johnson 1 points

Mr. Syndicate Agent Guy ticketed for Not shuttle tickets, and you failed at sneakily breaking into the shuttle, like a nerd. by Wild Will 0 points

Bar monkey ticketed for making the bar a filthy disgusting mess by Marvin Log 0 points

Fab Houlous ticketed for Extreme Nerdery by Jebediah Hawkins 1 points

The Mime ticketed for Tresspassing by Stephen Rhinehart 0 points

Graham Harshmann ticketed for getting eaten by a zombie, thus ushering in the zombie apocalypse by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points

Graham Harshmann ticketed for feeding station personnel to zombies in an effort to reduce the zombie population by Mouse Fitzgerald 1 points

Dr. Rollins ticketed for Harrassment in the workplace by Katey Still 0 points

Pinhead Larry ticketed for he ate his butt jumpsuit what the fuck by Ella Presley 8 points

medbay ticketed for crimes against humanity by Ella Presley 2 points

synthetic butt ticketed for fart on me by Ella Presley 1 points

Pinhead Larry ticketed for wearing clothes made out of butt by Ella Presley 4 points

monkeys ticketed for dying by Ella Presley 1 points

Section Administrator ticketed for disturbing the peace of shrubs outside of Security. No in-fighting on the ship. by Arthur Conway 1 points

pumpkin ticketed for i cant eat it by Ella Presley 2 points

Enrico Matassa ticketed for bustin' windows by Ella Presley 0 points

Nolan Zhao ticketed for making a fool of me and being a good vamp by Ella Presley 0 points

Jebediah Flarearms ticketed for eating the vampire loaf without sharing by Ella Presley 0 points

Lily White ticketed for one more ticket for the road by Ella Presley 1 points

Clifford Stills ticketed for making my ID uwu-tiful by Ella Presley 1 points

Clifford Stills ticketed for i take it back he gave me 200,000 bucks we're cool by Ella Presley 0 points

Clifford Stills ticketed for winning a billionty dollars and not giving me a single penny by Ella Presley 0 points

Clifford Stills ticketed for AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA by Ella Presley 0 points

Clifford Stills ticketed for AWOOGA AWOOGA by Ella Presley 0 points

spilled soda clown ticketed for spilling soda by Ella Presley 0 points

Wizard ticketed for Using a horribly dated attempt at humor by turning me into a cluwne. Get better material. by cluwne 4 points

Constance Viridian ticketed for scribbling her name over mine on my ID by Ella Presley 1 points

Trey Kifer ticketed for Tree harrassment by Sov Exant 0 points

Constance Viridian ticketed for Being naked in the halls by Sov Exant 0 points

Maynard Woodworth ticketed for farting like a motherfucker by Ella Presley 0 points

Gore Yeeetus ticketed for Terrible Spy by Sundance Feely 0 points

Spraynard kruger ticketed for Equally Terrible Spy by Sundance Feely 0 points

The Station ticketed for For making my client fall and not be able to get up! by Captain Bananas 0 points

Shawn Callaghan ticketed for Not keeping the floors paint free. by Captain Bananas 0 points

Two mean geneticists ticketed for Picking on the third geneticists, taking his ID and not letting him have genetics console by Captain Bananas 1 points

Raul Stall ticketed for Attempting to set me on fire by Edwin Bees 0 points

Listel Sheerfield ticketed for by god she's still pretending to do her job, somebody stop this woman by Ella Presley 1 points

Dave Randolph ticketed for shooting me with a laser rifle in my own office! Unbelievable! by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Listel Sheerfield ticketed for obscene burping by Ella Presley 0 points

Maurice Hendelshoe ticketed for depriving me of hard earned friendship by dying inconsiderately by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Leiningen Ants ticketed for shaming Nanotrasen by expiring inside of a cardboard box by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Ella Presley ticketed for accusing me of doing my job by Listel Sheerfield 1 points

Joksz Hakaari ticketed for dropping out of med school to become a noir detective by Listel Sheerfield 0 points

Listel Sheerfield ticketed for pretending to issue tickets in my stead. by Ella Presley 0 points

Dave Randolph ticketed for pretending to be part of the rescue staff for the NSS Polaris by Listel Sheerfield 0 points