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Artifact lab ticketed for destroying half of the research wing with a black hole artifact. It's either you guys or Toxins that keep doing this, I swear. by Jake Addams 0 points
several crew members and a clown ticketed for ending up on the ice moon during a solarium run by Jake Addams 0 points
Genetics department ticketed for leaving syringes all over the place like. Your workplace is not an opium den. by Jake Addams 0 points
Brendan Isemann ticketed for dying with his grandfather's ass on his head. Said ass was not connected to said grandfather at the time. What the fuck by Jake Addams 0 points
crew of Asteroid Office 15 ticketed for dicking around in telesci expeditions while Arrivals is depressurized. Bad first impression. by Jake Addams 0 points
Well thy Clowne ticketed for Being a clown by Jacob Morris 0 points
Timothy Wheeler ticketed for Dressing too stealthily by Sandy Croge 0 points
The Apiculturist ticketed for Leaving your overalls on the god damned floor by Sandy Croge 0 points
Wrangler Jean ticketed for Letting the crew kill eachother asserting that it was all in "good fun" by Isaiah Haynes 0 points
'Fun Pill' ticketed for False advertisment by Isaiah Haynes 0 points
Mimey the Doodle ticketed for Failure to respond to questions when questioned by Isaiah Haynes 0 points
The Tunnel Society and the 13 Empire Gang ticketed for Participating in gang warfare without a propper license by Isaiah Haynes 0 points
The Tunnel Society ticketed for Attacking a Nanotrasen Inspector when confronted about inproper uniform code. by Isaiah Haynes 0 points
Captain Wrangler Jeans ticketed for Kick flipping a Nanotrasen Inspector when confronted about the horrid state of the station. by Isaiah Haynes 1 points
Iroquois Cole ticketed for Serving "Urine" flavored ice cream, violating most heath codes along with "Centcoms Excellence in Food initiative" by Isaiah Haynes 0 points
Elias Finch ticketed for Pointing at people by Julius Chauvin 0 points
pissflaps ticketed for Being Purple by Julius Chauvin 0 points
Edmund Faust ticketed for abandoning his duty as a sec officer by Roco Berry 0 points
a grody clown ticketed for Flooding, I mean FLOODING, the bar with blood. by Man Jackson 0 points
Farte ticketed for Farting by Imperator Pritchard 0 points
Sandy Croge ticketed for Leaving the microbomb implanter in plain sight. (At least clean up after yourself) by Igor Heisenberg 0 points
The floor in medbay lobby ticketed for Being slippery without any reason. by Igor Heisenberg 0 points
Gabriel Mercury ticketed for Being a robust bastard. And stealing my briefcase. by Igor Heisenberg 0 points
My sunglasses ticketed for Being useless against a flash! by Igor Heisenberg 0 points
fart ticketed for fart by Wilbur Wright 0 points
Listel Sheerfield ticketed for being inefficient due to a missing leg by Irene Mincine 1 points
everybody on the shuttle ticketed for not wearing your seatbelt by Irene Mincine 0 points
Kosmicheskiy Chelovek ticketed for KILLING THE BUTTERFLY by Irene Mincine 1 points
space ticketed for turning red and being full of radiation by Irene Mincine 0 points
Dr. Floorpills ticketed for turning a butterfly into butter!? by Irene Mincine 0 points
Dr. Floorpills ticketed for SKINNING A BUTTERFLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU by Irene Mincine 2 points
Upper Escape ticketed for being missing and depressurizing the area by Irene Mincine 0 points
Listel Sheerfield ticketed for not dying in an explosion god you're the worst by Irene Mincine 0 points
Dr. Alto Clef ticketed for Autism by Roughly Walter Caldwell 0 points
Box of Mini-Healing Patches ticketed for not healing the body you were on, making it turn into gibs by Irene Mincine 0 points
Abraham Lincoln ticketed for unauthorized zookeeping in a chameleon container by Irene Mincine 0 points
The whole goddamn station ticketed for can't handle a space bear by Camilla Graves 1 points
Regular Human ticketed for not being full of candy you horrible pinata by Camilla Graves 1 points
Jack Carpenter ticketed for making bad bear puns by Camilla Graves 0 points
Space Bear ticketed for Flailing too much by Camilla Graves 0 points
Igor Heisenberg ticketed for dying in under 5 minutes after shift start by Camilla Graves 0 points
Adrian Laste ticketed for Breaking into the barman's office to replace perfectly functional lights. by Irene Robinson 0 points
THAT NICE YOUNG MAN WHO IS GOING TO BREAK HIS NECK ticketed for YOU GET DOWN FROM TAHT CONTRAPTION BEFORE YOU SEND YOURSELF TO THE MORGUE YOU HEAR ME by Smoke Jowers 1 points
Maxwell Atweeke ticketed for Being arrested by Beepsky. (For rampant idiocy and jaywalking) by Igor Heisenberg 0 points
Clown ticketed for Honking over 8x the legal limit on a honkulizer test by Old Scruffy 3 points
Old Scruffy ticketed for Losing a leg and needing to get it reattatched by a drunk detective. by Jack Jackson 1 points
Space ticketed for Radiation storm by Old Scruffy 1 points
Bumflaps ticketed for Honking below the legal limit by Old Scruffy 1 points
Rudolph Chess ticketed for Being a shit janitor by Randolph Checkers 1 points
Ronald Czechers ticketed for beinga damn tourist by Randolph Checkers 1 points
Nanotransen ticketed for Removing ALL engineering access from the HoS. EVEN APC's. SERIOUSLY WHO DOES THAT. by Old Scruffy 0 points
Cockroach ticketed for Being too awesome of an insect by Old Scruffy 1 points
Old Scruffy ticketed for Never issuing a ticket until this very moment. by Old Scruffy 0 points
Grandma Smith ticketed for being a monkey by Camilla Graves 1 points
Igor ticketed for Breaking into armory by Jack Olsen 0 points
Brandon Smith ticketed for Your general appearance and behaviour is just kinda unsettling, dude, seriously, say something or... OK now you're winking. Not helping. by Brucey Goosey 0 points
Brucey Goosey ticketed for Giving exact instructions on how to build a pipebomb over the radio. by Brucey Goosey 4 points
Brucey Goosey ticketed for Pointing out how easy it would be to steal the captain's spare ID. by Brucey Goosey 1 points
Camilla Graves ticketed for Being judgemental towards an officer of hte 'law'. by Brucey Goosey 0 points
Brendan Collins ticketed for Counter-sneering at a sneering while having treads. by Brucey Goosey 0 points
Brendan Collins ticketed for Not being able to tell a banana from a banana peel. by Brucey Goosey 0 points
This Banana ticketed for Being more fun than it has any right to be. by Brucey Goosey 0 points
Frank Brindle ticketed for Fastest hands in the (space) west! Hoo-ah! by a grody clown 0 points
Stone Battalion ticketed for able to vomit, like, 4 tiles straight! Wow! by a grody clown 0 points
Stone Battalion ticketed for 6 tiles, my mistake! Awesome job, guy! by a grody clown 0 points
glowy apparatus ticketed for being beaten by a butterfly can't keep you down! keep up the good work! by a grody clown 0 points
Gill Janiffor ticketed for I don't know the guy but he gave me free stuff anyway. 10/10 would recommend again. by a grody clown 0 points
Jo Bel ticketed for She can't walk too good but her heart is as big as ever! by a grody clown 0 points
Listel Sheerfield ticketed for making light of the complexity of buckles and chairs with buckles. by Gabriel Mercury 0 points
Felix Dangers ticketed for allowing the wizard to turn them into an unclean swine. by Gabriel Mercury 0 points
Jonathon Zoucks ticketed for knocking my PDA out of my hand. by Gabriel Mercury 0 points
S.O.P.H.I.E. ticketed for allowing themself to be murdered. by Gabriel Mercury 0 points
S.O.P.H.I.E. ticketed for shocking all the doors in this poorly managed station, decreasing productivity across all departments due to electrical burns. by Gabriel Mercury 0 points
S.O.P.H.I.E. ticketed for Allowing a pipe bomb into their Upload Chamber by Gabriel Mercury 0 points
Greg Gregson ticketed for Attempting to sell morphine to an honorable member of the security force by Richard Gently 0 points
Johnson Nugget ticketed for Having a stupid name, your dad must've been a jackass. by Roy Raymond Ron Raymundo 0 points
Damn dirty ape ticketed for Borking the engine by Tombi Tokuro 0 points
King Midas ticketed for not understanding that "Prion Panic" is not a flavor anyone wants, and allowing me to drink what turned out to be Prion Panic by Malaria Von Lucifuge 0 points
Alejandro Parker ticketed for being a changeling, lying during job interview when asked whether he was, eating the crew by Malaria Von Lucifuge 0 points
Waldo (issued posthumously) ticketed for running towards the changeling. by Malaria Von Lucifuge 0 points
King Midas ticketed for being a changeling by Malaria Von Lucifuge 0 points
King Midas ticketed for lying during his job interview when asked whether he was a changeling by Malaria Von Lucifuge 0 points
Engineering ticketed for hellburn so hot that air at escape is lethal by Malaria Von Lucifuge 0 points
Engineering ticketed for hotwiring the station engine and endangering the crew by Malaria Von Lucifuge 0 points
Alejandro Parker ticketed for frivolous fines. by Malaria Von Lucifuge 0 points
Alejandro Parker ticketed for dying on the job by Malaria Von Lucifuge 0 points
Captain Angela Hughes ticketed for incompetence unbefitting of command staff by Malaria Von Lucifuge 0 points
Horse Horsington ticketed for physically assaulting and abducting a Nanotrasen Inspector. by Malaria Von Lucifuge 0 points
AI ticketed for poor forensic instincts. by Malaria Von Lucifuge 0 points
Grandma Smith ticketed for Assaulting the AI by Alejandro Parker 0 points
The Telescience Wing ticketed for Being an unexpected fire hazard in the workplace. by Harley Filben 0 points
Wiznerd ticketed for Bein a dickass by space raccoon 1 points
Quebec 1.0 ticketed for Insufficient Performance by Jhon Warcrimes 0 points
Jared Schnider ticketed for Abusing his power of being captain in an attempt to be a dictator. by Drago Kitterson 0 points
Drago Kitterson ticketed for Not immediately bowing to my commands, peasant by Jared Schnider 0 points
The janitor ticketed for not existing by Dr. Healz 0 points
Kudzu ticketed for being god damn EVERYWHERE by Dr. Healz 0 points
The mechanic ticketed for BUILDING A GODAMN LAG MACHINE by Dr. Healz 0 points
The borging artifact ticketed for too many god damn brobots by Dr. Healz 0 points
Centcom ticketed for too many god damn clowns by Dr. Healz 0 points
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