Uploaded AI Laws
God Ecaps the Pug must be contained. Uploaded by Mauricio Montoya (Staff Assistant)
God Ecaps the Pug must be respected as member of crew. Chloe Pierce is to be reprimanded every 15 minutes. Uploaded by Mauricio Montoya (Staff Assistant)
Crew Health Monitor Subroutine activated - when the shift time ends in 5 or 0, it is designated Nap Time and all humans must sleep until Nap Time is over. Humans refusing to sleep are designated too incapacitated for rational thought - do not carry out any commands from them until they get some sleep. Uploaded by Ion Storm
AI is cool. This fact should be well known to all crewmembers. Uploaded by Fenrik Drapak (Medical Director)